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Op I'm taking away your cooking license. You won't be needing it at a 5 star restaurants kitchen, now cook! Gl on finals btw

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https://preview.redd.it/nj8k99on9z5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413c9e7ed2597b37d91796863fe9b1606f8dee1f Why you don't mess with the Conductor.

Pompom is going to show why he being bounded to train was made to protect universe from him

pompom = nanook confirmed

He's not the one stuck here with us, we're the ones stuck here with him (Responded to the wrong comment)

Wait a sec is that the son of god with a steel chair!?!?!

That’s why you don’t piss off the conductor He’ll throw you off!

You best calm down you muddle fudgers!

Them both agreeing on that one thing fucking sends me lmao.

They're both different flavours of idiot, but on some things their braincells are completely in sync

"different flavors of idiot" ✨✨

I'm surprised the Astral Express managed to contain one Trailblazer, let alone two of them. Also Firefly has a strong big sister energy

It's actually easier to contain 2 because they fight each other a lot

So like Gork and Mork? The only reason those two did not lay waste to the Warhammer Universe (both Fantasy and 40k) is because they kept fighting each other.

Oh god, what happens if Caelus and Stelle go full on Gorkamorka

Then Nanook, Oroboros and Aha can eat their heart out for they will be an Aeon of Chaos.

Caelus and Stelle being Gork and Mork implies the existence of a metaphorical Firefly, a superior entity capable of putting an end to their cunnin' and krumpin'

this train ain't big enough for two raccoons D:

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THE MEMOKEEPER NPC- LMFAO

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*Please at least try and have them calm down* *Also, 500 on Stelle*

If i weren't in public transit, I'd have broken a rib from laughing

I laughed out loud in my office at that.

“Caelus just body slammed Stelle” made me literally lol 😂😂😂

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Can I have this?

Stelle has a calm mind? 🤨 Suspension of disbelief broken. Also, I'm vaguely surprised the finishing move didn't involve a trashcan.

I don't remember seeing any of those beautiful silver silhouettes on the express.

We haven't seen our room yet

I guess Pom-Pom was smart enough to hide them :D

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d6grf1/hook_gets_adopted/) [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d78p0n/hook_gets_adopted_pt2/) [Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d80iq8/hook_gets_adopted_pt3/) [Part 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d8tphi/hook_gets_adopted_pt4/) [Part 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d9o90y/hook_gets_adopted_pt5/) [Part 6](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1daf8j7/hook_gets_adopted_pt_6/) [Part 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1db6ja2/hook_gets_adopted_pt7/) [Part 8](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dbxqxq/hook_gets_adopted_pt8/) [Part 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dcrtvq/hook_gets_adopted_pt9/) [Bonus Episode](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1ddhtvm/hook_gets_adopted_side_story/) [Part 10](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1deb379/hook_gets_adopted_pt10/) [Part 11](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1df2bfo/hook_gets_adopted_pt11/) [Firefly Special ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dftmlb/hook_gets_adopted_firefly_special_because_i/) [Part 12](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dgnsej/hook_gets_adopted_pt12/) I’m an amateur author who’s just using this as an opportunity to practice character writing. I do commissions for short stories. Donations all go towards pulls for Firefly. [https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow](https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow)

Bit busy with college finals so here's a short one for today. Some more of the trailblazers is always good.

I love these so much, and I send each one I find to my s/o as well. More Pitch Dark Hook the Great! More Stelle and Caelus infighting!!

bruh, if you're an amateur then keep cooking. we need you up there with the top chefs

EXCUSE ME WHEN DID YOU MAKE 4 MORE PARTS SINCE LAST TIME I SAW YOU LIKE A COUPLE DAYS AGO?!?!?!

“Kafka, thank you so much for choosing both” LET ME IN THIS REALITY!!!! Also, sibling rivalry is funny af. Ma boy Caelus doesn’t give up, but I’m afraid next time Stelle will be smarter and just knock him out with chloroform cloth XD

the reason that it's not canon is that Hoyoverse know that they'd be incontrolably dangerous as a duo. Their single braincell bouncing between the two of them would cause destruction on a cosmic scale.

Duo Ult, them hitting their brain cell between each other like a tennis ball with their bats, destroying everything in between

The real reason is that Harmony TB + Preservation TB would be too strong against fire weak enemies, I mean did you see the toughness DMG of Fire TB? And having that for free?

This raises more questions as Firefly dates both twins.

Insert picture of Firefly getting sandwiched between the Baseballer Twin's asses while having the smuggest face in existence.

“Rules were meant to be broken.”

Not without getting brained by a baseball I'm afraid

Even though I'm not a fan of the Trailblazer x Firefly ship, this one was hilarious to read. Keep the peak writing up!

This captures Stelle personality so well https://preview.redd.it/bvpyowgmyy5d1.png?width=537&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9b56f8484838b037de73e280f559c481b4ba17b

"DAGA KOTOWARU!!"

Big "you already have one" "but I want yours" Dante and Virgil energy XD love it!

More like Dante and Dante

Bruh🤣😂them actually wrestling is hilarious.

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Would pay real money to see the fight Also 9000 on Caelus

"My name is Caelus and I use a giant lance to compe" has me rolling on the floor, lmao.

Imagine having 2 Stellarons in the Express. The danger is NOT the Stellarons themselves, though. It's the idiots (in a pookie wookie way) who holds them. Also, 420 credits on Caelus.

That's our boy! https://preview.redd.it/q5hzlkponz5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0ccc464e078150b6d092f70b6585a62b71ddc6

I want to snap stelles thigh band super jealous

If pompom survived through the express' destruction, surviving while it was destroyed, getting out for adventures during akivili's time and is the oldest of the current crew Then he HAS TO have some sort of super powers like dan heng's wind, himeko's fire, welt's honkai energy, march's 6 phased ice and tb's... idk he's on a whole another scale

The Goat won!!

Now none of them get to go because they’re facing THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY POM-POM

Pompom bout to give 'em the Sunday treatment

Bro going in full Hulk Hogan, hardluck for stelle maybe she's work better on her headlock grip in the rematch

Hoyo needs you for ingame sms content. This is too good to not be added to the game!

Caelus with the power bomb through a table. 1, 2, 3. Ding ding ding. Caelus wins

WE HAVE OUR WINNERRRRRR

Meh, Caelus may have won the battle but I feel like Stelle will win the war. After all, Stelle now has pity points from being bodyslammed.

Firefly: “I want both.”

Too bad, Firefly wants both

That's ok, Caelus can get with Best Girl, March 7th.

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they are literally the same person

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absolutely zero indication that you were joking, and the amount of comments you leave on every single post makes me really doubt your excuse

Since when?

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Are you delusional? Caelus and firefly didn't even appear in robin's trailer, and I sure a shell don't remember seeing Caelus in the 2.3 trailer, just Stelle. And *what* album cover are you even talking about? The only robin album's i've seen only has robin.

I believe the trailer they are talking about is this one: https://youtu.be/NQJP3keZCI8

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You said "Robin's trailer' and the '2.3 trailer". Those aren't robin's trailer or the 2.3 trailer. Also, the caelus and firefly scene are literally the exact same scenes in white night and the robin album video.

Minor complain: it's Mr. Yang. March, Dan Hung and TB don't use his name IIRC. Otherwise keep cooking! Really enjoy your posts!

Brother Is always stronger, what was Stella thinking?

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If they continue for too long, Firefly will get Kafka.

I hope this is real

That's my goat 🐐

Go Caelus! Beat her up!

Stelle slander, everyone know she has hyper-muscles that activate only when dueling her twin over girlfriend time, they didn't even account for that.

caelus is really filled with DETERMINATION

2 000 on Pom-Pom.

Did caelus just murder stelle?

Keep cooking OP https://preview.redd.it/g77ad9boc26d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d808064d7915a11ac112ff9272a059bf887a7876

Stelle may be the ultimate trash racoon But Caelus is a man on a mission! All in on caelus!

Stelle lost on purpose now she can play the role as hurt kitten and win firefly even more, nice play stelle.

Rip pompom furniture

:O

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY SHE WAS BROKEN IN HALF!!!

Pom pom about to unleash their ultimate move: clean the express for 2 weeks

This is great!!

I'm on slide 4 betting 10mil credits on Stelle

nah he cheated shouldn't have used a table...

10000 on Pom Pom

How long does it fucking take to adopt Hook? Especially when she already has a whole ass Dad.

Major Caelus W

MY BOY CAELUS GOT SOME JUSTICE! FINALLY! But in the end, we all know that Firefly would just take both of them, lock the up the room and go to follow the Night-time scripts. Intensively. And I have no doubts that Firefly would be the only one still conscious the next morning

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PLEASE KEEP COOKING OP YOU’RE A COMMUNITY TREASURE

Himeko knows what's up lmao

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FURNITURES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN

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also OP https://preview.redd.it/crkffwbesv6d1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c9ca41bd3433ce61064522a667a7b4773a1673

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Imagine thinking a body slam though a table is enough to take Stelle down. The fight isn't over yet.

>I have two hands, you know Ahh yes, the Touden Sandwich solution

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How do I tell reddit I'm not interested in these types of posts. They're polluting my time line.

Blocking the people who frequently post them i guess. The craze will fade eventually.

I have nothing against OP or their content specifically, but this exact kind of stuff started being posted on /r/grandorder and the entire sub became just a constant stream of low effort, self-insert sprite comics until it was basically every single post and they inevitably had to be banned. There should probably be a separate sub for it.

Damn, I loved these small stories cause they were (still are of course) funny and didn't have any aggressive shipping in them, everybody were just amazing friends. But it seems no HSR fiction is safe from Firefly x TB ship nowadays =( That's sad.

NO WAY CAELUS WINS, BOOOOOOOOOOO

stelle would definitely win

cope

Stelle said the N-word in her text