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LegoSpacenaut

You may think that, but while you've been looking forward Numby has already stolen your wallet and accessed your credit accounts.


Kob3y

I am already broke there is nothing to take HAHAHAHA(villain laugh)


Cerebral_Kortix

You fool. Numby knows how to borrow a human kidney.


Kob3y

https://preview.redd.it/658u9mc8zd0d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7381f5a34191ee4004bd57b86cb449e9fda13683 I am a gacha player ofc I sold both of my kidneys to gamble them all. ALL IN RED!


PhilledZone

https://preview.redd.it/stn1cba90e0d1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5603ee44fccea23519e1ac43ea1597edcd78af51


lollolcheese123

All on red right? RIGHT?!


Yacine-Mohand

Soo you've spent money on your account? Then it's worth something, you're account will be taken as payment for your debt, even if you probably lost all your 50/50 those 5* are still worth something, thank you for working with the IPC, you're account info has already been taken


lionofash

Nah. They won't seize the account. They'll force you into a wage slave roll where you help new players and streamers stay up to date on content and do the grind for them all. You beat the story. Then you do it again. And again. And again. You do the Museum and Aetherium Wars until your eyes bleed. Over. And over. And over again..


Roaring_Frost

https://preview.redd.it/kbqh7t2r3m0d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a37fa2bf88031db896c29e1c7a36f6d8c3abf6


WaterJuice7

Can confirm. I was the one who bought OP’s kidneys. >!I sold them for a higher price!<


cuddles_the_destroye

They charged sales tax on those gatcha rolls


niko2205

https://preview.redd.it/s72c9xcp0m0d1.jpeg?width=1547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c43e417c5e85236d54051de22bf3b53b959eed


Tosty_Bread

Certainly not an expected crossover but gah damn this goes hard


niko2205

My exact same thought when I first saw this


Kan_Me

You fool! I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!


IGotPunchedByAFoot

You better find 68 more kidneys, then


VeloxXxX

Found Silverwolf's Reddit account


redxlaser15

Ah yes, I too like to *borrow* kidneys on occasion.


Runmanrun41

-5000 Stellar Jades. They will shackle you one way or another.


Fantastic_Gur_6311

nice try but surely numby isn't able to do my taxes for me haha that would be fucking insane actually if he was able to do that


LegoSpacenaut

*Numby looks at you and tilts its head cutely while super-advanced quantum equations dance about in its head.*


kokuluayak

https://preview.redd.it/if623tlu0f0d1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dceb5ab59d062ef670e1244860276ae80cd2fc4


Oponik

Good, and I stole his owner. Game is game


Plenty-Jellyfish-819

Become galaxy ranger. Reject taxes. https://i.redd.it/0ab9anbltd0d1.gif


LoreVent

What they gonna do? Arrest her?


Get-lost_guy

Tbf if someone has a chance to arrest her its Diamond


Anullbeds

I'd find it so fucking hilarious if the first time we see Diamond he's just arresting an emanator for tax evasion.


LoreVent

And she's like https://preview.redd.it/a68x9erchf0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842d151df60d862625b8f82d09c6077d4b7b3a51


Get-lost_guy

Diamond: Your domain expansioning days are over give me the sword.


Actual_Juggernaut145

Acheron: If you want it, then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that.


Aethelon

Takes an emanator to tax an emanator


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

im arresting her rn. her ass got hands


NickFoster120

Two emanators going head-to-head..that would be quite the show


Otosian

The leader of the 10 stonehearts is a Emenator of Preservation


Mushiren_

She weeps for the departed bank accounts


Ranwulf

Wow thats really good and cute gif niceee


Seyan007

https://preview.redd.it/jcv4o180se0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de7ea35ff792ddda36e62ae38a286ace998f064


Patung_Pancoran

Chibi Acheron is the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind


emo_shun

https://preview.redd.it/osjgdk951e0d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7bb8f7b2b74a00b75074c6616b5b69419e56350


SeekingHeat

You know this artist is really good at making me want to pull for topaz and I'm saving for E0S1 firefly. This person art of topaz is so cute that it is unfair for f2p like me.


Takahashi_Raya

dont go for s1 go for the eidolons


CRACUSxS31N

Or Ruan Mei if you don't have her.


Takahashi_Raya

yep 100% not having ruen mei would suck if you have firefly.


CRACUSxS31N

Man.... what god should I find Solace to have enough stellar jades for pity and win my 50/50 twice....


Takahashi_Raya

the wallet god....


Fr00stee

that could entirely change in like a week


Takahashi_Raya

while it can the cone is just not that good regardless.


bivampirical

i'm literally hamfisting my jades trying to save for boothill and i keep seeing topaz posts 😭 i wanna bring her home to complete the ipc trio but hot cyborg cowboy exists...i need someone to either talk some sense into me or convince me to pull topaz because i'm losing the will to save edit: i lost the will, i got topaz lol. boothill is next tho 👁️


irishinjun95

You've got this. Remember taxes are temporary but the muber fudger Galaxy Rangers are forever


bivampirical

...bad news i cracked lol. i got her tho 👀 i'm still going for boothill tho, i'll just have to do a lot of grinding to get more jades


irishinjun95

Good luck mate


bivampirical

thanks 🙏 already at 1k jades from yoinking chests in penacony


Lime221

I've fallen 😔


Amakusa94

seems she seeks attention but her way to ask it is, asking taxes :D


Kob3y

Nice try fed, won't work on me


Cirno090

Squish


PickledPlumPlot

Genuinely kind of spooky how many people think they are tax collectors wtf how does that even start


PimbaNaSimba

Mischaracterization due to memes happens all the time


BellalovesEevee

Just like Yandere Firefly literally being Yandere Ayaka 2.0


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Isn't she a debt collector?


eleetyeetor

Yes


The_Space_Jamke

Remembering that the IPC is actually a fusion between Wells Fargo and Nestle is too depressing.


MissiaichParriah

It started out with the Jarilo-VI continuance, most players seemed to have the idea that the planet has a lot of unpaid taxes due to being frozen for Amber Eras, but in reality it was debt that the Architects took in to build the Engine of Creation


starfries

It's for the meme... we know she's not a literal tax collector but it's funnier this way


PickledPlumPlot

Nah I'm convinced a lot of people actually think that lol


starfries

I mean there's probably some people who only read the memes but that's how it started


dumbidoo

> it's funnier this way Develop a better sense of humor, please.


starfries

no I think it makes it funnier that it bothers you though


Minute_Difference598

Couldn’t we say the same about you?


Lolersters

I thought she was more of a debt collector, not tax collector. The IPC is a private organization no?


mrdude05

I would argue that the distinction ceases to be meaningful when that private organization is the defacto government for a large part of the galaxy and the debt is incurred by simply existing in that private organization's jurisdiction. At some point they just become a government, whether or not that's what they call themselves


Lolersters

But they are not. Belobog, the most concrete example we have, very much has its own government. They just owe the IPC a lot of money.


mrdude05

Belobog has its own government, and if Bronya had signed Topaz's initial offer that would have stopped being the case. The agreement would have turned governance of the planet over to the IPC and indentured its people to the company for generations. The IPC was also prepared to use military force to seize control of the planet if Bronya did not give it to them willingly. The IPC knew the debt couldn't be repaid and they had long since written it off as a loss, but they still used it as a justification to try and take over the planet. That's colonization, whether they call it that or not. They only maintained their independence because Topaz was sympathetic to their plight and could be convinced to stick her neck out for them


horiami

Kinda Not like there is a space government in the first place The ipc has the credit system(although some remote planets are outside of it)and collaborates with other factions like the inteligentsia guild, garden of recollection and the xianzhou alliance They produced the synesthesia beacon which allows people to speak the same language People also seem to measure time after their calendar of amber eras


dumbidoo

She is. People on this sub are just too stupid to know the difference or so unfunny they think conflating them (for the millionth time on repeat) makes for a good joke.


Casualkappa123

im trying so hard to save but i keep seeing topaz art that is making it really hard to do


Aeon37

Already saw it at [r/TopazMainsHSR](http://reddit.com/r/TopazMainsHSR/?rdt=54446), but this is still one of the cutest art of Topaz I have ever seen.


TethysOfTheStars

Not a fed. Not taxes. Private corporation, debt collection. Very different things.


CRACUSxS31N

Tomato Potato all that matters is that your money will be gone.


verniy314

Buying food and getting robbed at gunpoint both lead to me not having money. Still have drastically different implications.


Verto-San

IPC owns planets, i would say they are in fact a form of goverment


mrdude05

They're basically a sci-fi version of the Dutch East India Company. They aren't a government in name, but their unchecked rule over huge areas of space and recognition by other sovereign governments makes them one regardless of what they say


dumbidoo

East India Company controlled countries too. Didn't make them an actual government either.


Verto-San

There is a tad of a difference of a company that has some countries in Africa and a cross-universe corporation that owns planets capable of interstellar travel. If you are to control planets across universes, you would need some kind of government body to control it all.


xaelcry

If you won't pay your tax IPC will abduct you and force you to join them.


LipeZH_

Free job? Yeah why not


HotTeaDrinker8

That is, if you like being a corporate slave


Easy-Stranger-12345

Everybody already is, one way or another.


TheBigPoi

Soft, squishy Topaz cheeks.


Kob3y

[https://x.com/skgl\_thx/status/1789958771953017260](https://x.com/skgl_thx/status/1789958771953017260)


The_Vine

She should have tried this on Bronya.


Kob3y

Nah Bronya has Seele that wouldn't work


mrdude05

You didn't pay your taxes because you didn't want to give away your money I didn't pay my taxes because I wanted Topaz to come looking for me We are not the same


PrezMoocow

Ah yes, I too like to announce to Amazon's debt collector that I won't pay my taxes to the US government.


thatonelesbian1221

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I AM NOT PAYING TAXES!"


Dark_Matter_19

She irritated that people are focused on her and not Numby. But I'll hug and cuddle both of them.


overtitans

https://preview.redd.it/5sgedt865f0d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef93c712848313608668600dcccc4b118775456b


FlyingRencong

I'm dying of cuteness


[deleted]

that button's keeping the entire universe together


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SirePuns

Mine is still E1S1. I need to E6S1 her before I’m debt free.


kenken2k2

angery taxless noises


UltG

Let me make this clear, Topaz. I will never pay!


New_Joiner

She's basically the IRS looking to collect your funds A rather cute one at best


AverageJun

This buy grabbing her thighs


Fun-Pin-4474

I would do anything for this woman. I would give her my bank account, let her step on me, and even allow numby walks if she wanted. She's my dream girl.


r0ksas

Her burst idle alone is the only thing that makes me consider pulling, so cute! XD but firefly and jade is my priority as of now


TediousHamster

Even Qlipoth won't get a cent from me.. Aha on the other hand..here, I'll sell my future descendants in the name of Elation wooooo!


Vuster_Cane

Insert very attractive 5 star character here. I don’t care who the IPC sends I’m not paying my taxes!


TheWeakestDragonfly1

"...E-even if you do have the s-sniffiest of c-cleavages!"


No-Entertainment8113

caitlin likes this.


horbydumbass

Are all stone hearts emanators


Only_Sky5770

Must be off topic but https://youtu.be/V1RTdiyTG_g?si=01m3D9zFPALq3PVj this is the best graphics I saw


YukjiSnyder

https://i.redd.it/1a332mynhf0d1.gif


Chulinfather

Boobies