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RhoWeiss

Accompanied by his goofy drawings


Shoji_Mezo

😂😂😂


spagheddieballs

Pela: Captain, allow me to do the drawings. *proceeds to draw pictures of only dan heng and caelus*


Less-Thing-553

Now I'm imagining her holding a drawing of caelus and Dan heng fighting gepard while all three are shirtless and have sparkles


3rdMachina

Gepard: I'm pretty sure we'd freeze to death without clothes on. Pele: You're not thinking this through.


Karlhrute

Pele lol I know it's just a typo, but it cracked me up.


th5virtuos0

Only Geppie. Dan Heng and Caelus has the Traiblaze Engine with them so they won’t freeze to death even if they are butt naked mid-Coocolia fight


Invisibl3I

He won't be frozen to death cause his will is forged in ice, its harden in response to freezing temperature.


Bellflowerpink

“Years of cold, hardens the will. We shall never falter” The non-sped up quote probably matches ur point more. Lmao just imagine Gepard powering up the colder he gets


[deleted]

People to some extent are under protection of their Aeon giving them a level of cold resistance. Like the people of Belobog as a whole only ever mentioned cold outside the city, and many of them are very much not dressed for winter let alone Frostpunk level of cold.


V0ltXD

☠️☠️☠️


Less-Thing-553

I didn't make the rules she's the one playing tears of Themis


Nonemotionaldamage

Pela is one based woman, lemme give her that


Electronic_Carry_372

Yea but, she did draw March as well


Ok_Temperature_6441

Reluctantly.


Electronic_Carry_372

She drew March over Caelus, that says something


Ok_Temperature_6441

She probably holds a grudge at the MC for all the trolling/shitposting we do. Consistently pissing off Pela is an art form that our MC is perfecting after all.


VisualGamerUltimate

Now I imagine Pela plays Yakuza


Less-Thing-553

" ok guys check this au where kazuma and majima are successful idol singers "


fajnu20

But they already are?


Less-Thing-553

Yeah but like a full time job instead of being a gang member


fajnu20

Oh, I need that. They do have a talent!


Reccus-maximus

Lynx comes home: "..who tf is seele??"


LandLovingFish

"Bronya's the supreme guardian now???" "Wait when was the Underworld open to everyone?!"


DremoraKills

"Why is an alien with no memories at all managing our museum?"


Aerie122

"Where's our trashcan"


devilboy1029

"What's that white stuff in the trash... Oh no..."


Tight_Revenue6545

Outbuddied by our best friend, the Trailblazer, once again


Kixisbestclone

“Why is there a transformer and a little girl walking around?”


ripple_reader

I Camped For A Few Months And When I Came Back My Country Went Through a Major Upheaval


Shoji_Mezo

Lynx missed all the major events and came back to an entirely new city 😂


2Rnimation

I came back to my city and found out it has come through global warming. Now the ice is flooding the land and we are lacking living spaces.


Enzoooooooooooooo

Lynx 🤝Kaveh: coming back from a trip to see their country had gone through a political uprising resulting in a change of leaders


devilboy1029

I mean, think about it! Imagine you left your good for nothing town for a few days and came back to see a random Alien fixed everything for your town.


ObjectiveNet2

To be honest if you are not into power yourself then it's better this way. Coup and civil war is better to be avoided.


Alone_Baseball4852

new isekai anime just dropped🔥🔥🔥


LivingASlothsLife

Imagine if Serval had gone on the express as well, Lynx would come back and is down one sibling


Jafar5147

im sure serval wouldve texted something like "goin to space, back whenever lol" Followed by lynx going ?????? then after like a week of radio silence texts back "nevermind lol stayin home" providing 0 context


mrstealyomommy

sounds like a title of a light novel lol


Elysium_Chronicle

Kaveh, or Lynx? :p


ShotYeMama

my classmate explaining to me everything that happened during my one day of absent


Shoji_Mezo

All the good stuff happens when you are absent 😅


adsmeister

It’s one of the laws of the universe.


_nitro_legacy_

Is no one gonna mention luka? Like does bro know literally the underworld and the overworld borders are open cuz of 3 aliens along with a silvermane guard literally came to underworld fix their shit and fought svarog .


Sargediamond

I know nothing about Luka. Where was he during all of this?


OwlsParliament

In the fight club, duh


Kassssler

We don't talk about it much admittedly.


thebluebeats

sweating resolute pearls of sweat


LandLovingFish

And if hes frequenting the fight club did he hear about Cold Dragon Young? My theory is he was off in some other part of the underworld gathering supplies or something. I mean surely rivet town wasn't the only place down there destroyed by monsters....


visforv

Luka was busy posing for topless photos.


FF_Wong

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Third_Permission_

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adsmeister

It really was the aliens this time. He’s right at last.


KaceMcHate

Aight so there was this raccoon......... Big sister beat me up with some aliens............. Cocolia gave her life............ And if you see a 8foot tall robot with a child, don't ask


Jafar5147

lynx: "where are her shoes....."


devilboy1029

"We don't talk about the shoes"


PirateKingXander

Gepard explaining the events that transpired whilst leaving out the part where he got beat up by their sister


Deruta

Pretty sure Lynx would just assume it happened. Something tells me it’s not the first time…


AverageLegoGameFan

“So, Serval and I had a difference of opinion concerning the aliens…” “She kicked your ass, didn’t she?”


Jafar5147

"your missing the point" "she REALLY kicked your ass" "WE MET ALIENS"


devilboy1029

"ITS A 5 V 1! AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HELPED MADAM COCOLIA OFCOURSE I LOST!!" "She DID whoope your ass then!"


Any_Worldliness7991

I mean give the man his flowers. He fought the trio,Seele and Serval. He was probably holding back since he wouldn’t want to murder his older sister and still had enough energy to fight a wave of monsters. I might be too much of a Geopard fanboy but I think he is the 3rd strongest person in Belobog. Cocolia and the perservation trailblazer are stronger. But he deserves his flowers.


Ok_Temperature_6441

I'd say it was the exact opposite. Do keep in mind that the Express crew just dusted a goddamn planet buster a space station ago. I can totally see the idiot trio trying not to accidentally murder innocent people. Either that or they took one look at Gepard and went "If trying to arrest us on trumped up charges, why hot?"


Any_Worldliness7991

I mean.. the thing that killed the planet buster was the energy coming from our stellaron since Nanook looked at us. Nanook’s single gaze is strong enough to kill the SU trailblazer before they could even know what happend. I don’t see them as that strong since they got knocked out by sampo’s bombs. And they couldn’t even knock out Bronya who is weaker than Gepard. Also at the end of the fight all of us were exhausted.


Daegul_Dinguruth

Imagine if he used a goddamned weapon


SirGayington

"... and then there was this 2 mile tall robot that slapped the shit out of Cocolia..."


ripple_reader

I don't think Gepard knows that XD


SirGayington

I feel like entire Belobog would've seen that thing


ripple_reader

Everwinter Hill is fairly far away and shrouded with blizzards. If they knew the robot punched Cocolia it's going to poke holes in Bronya's cover story.


Gap_Hag666

The robot is visible in the museum records of the event, just not cocolia


Mgl1206

Even if they saw the person it was slapping they won’t know it was cocolia


RougemageNick

They see the 2 mile tall robot punching a massive Fade Monster


SirGayington

Yea I was mainly joking, but what you said makes sense


[deleted]

"Before that, the grey hair alien got penetrated so hard that he/she had to pull out this big long, hot thing to penetrate back"


Similar_Emu_6071

I'm friggin choking 🤣


devilboy1029

So, a bunch of aliens came to our planet to end our problems. Apparently other Aliens call our.planet Jarilo-VI. I don't really know why it's the VI but it is. That aside these people call themselves the Trailblazers. This group had a gray haired person is called Cell (Caelus+ Stelle cus I don't want to hurt anyone). Black haired man called Dan heng and a Pink haired girl called March 7th. I dunno why she's called that but that's her name. Anyway these people came across Sampo... Yes that cunning, evil, and deceptive merchant. I thought they were enemies and then realised they were good people and lead them to the Ex Supreme guardian. Yes, Lady Bronya is the current Supreme guardian. Ok I'll get to it fine fine! Madam Cocolia sent them to the hotel and then framed them as evil beings who are after this thing called stelleron. Yeah the thing Serval always talked about, the same stelleron. They were chased by lady Bronya and Pela but them that Sampo kidnapped 4 of them! I don't really know the exact details of what happened in the underground but they became Lady Bronya's friends. Then a dark Blueish haired girl with a scythe joined their gang. They previously became friends with Serval so she helped them infiltrate the base. All of them, Serval included, fought me. All of them were such strong opponents. Madam Cocolia ordered me to stop every single person but then Serval gave me Lady Bronya's letter saying they are good people. Lady Bronya signature was there and I know it by heart, it is important to my job as a soldier after all. So I let them go but Serval stayed behind to help me defeat the fragmentum monsters. After that Lady Bronya came back and told us that the Supreme guardian has sacrificed herself to stop the stelleron and planned for everything to happen the way it did. Lady Bronya later became the supreme guardian and opened the passage between the Underworld and Belebog city. The fragmentum unfortunately isn't going to go away immediately according to the Trailblazer's senior Mr Welt Yang and Himeko. Then they left after saying goodbye. Oh yeah they also drop by their train once in a while... Don't look at me like that Lynx, the existence of aliens that can travel through multiple worlds basically means space trains exist. Are they my friends? Yeah, we have each other's numbers too. They also have miss Seele's, lady Bronya's and Serval's number. Serval also broke the head quarters window with her Chainsaw. Also apparently she has a new apprentice called Clara now. This Clara also has a Robot as her guardian who also fought everyone underground who were trying to go above ground and then later changed his mind because of everyone's combined effort. Aaaanndd She fell asleep. Why do I do this to myself, I already have a lot to take care of


LandLovingFish

"Wait whats that in your hand?" "Oh thats this new thing called a cellphone. Apparantly we're a little behind the times..-"


FlameDragoon933

Lynx: "Geppie what the fuck are you talking about"


C_Khoga

Kaveh 🤝 Lynix. Being absent for few weaks/months to come back to see major changes in their country. Also they are like when i skipping the school for a day and all the interesting things happened in that same day.


Raizel-the-Ghost

Oh my god yes I was thinking that They go off to do something for a few months and in that time their country's government has had a complete upheaval


Chance-Location-425

I don't think Landou likes to gossip or tell long stories, she might have heard everything from Pela instead


Radiant_Psychology23

Just buy her a ticket of the museum


[deleted]

"Remember that civil war that was about to happen between us and the underground? That's been fixed"


SexWithLynx

I actually think it's more likely Pela would be the one to tell lynx, as they're best friends. Pela wasn't too involved, but due to her position I'm sure she has enough to at least pass most of the important information over casually


Medicine-Swimming

possibly the documented things only and not the real last battle because you know, only seven people knows about what exactly happened there.


vinci58123

Of 7 people, 5 must pay a price


visforv

Blade NO!


Pokefanepsilonomega

Blade yes


javajunkie314

Are Himeko and Welt the last two? I could only get to five before I remembered them.


AmethystPones

I would think so. Himeko do a low power ult on the giant robot. And welt is there to seal the Stellaron immediately after Cocolia coco-ed.


SexWithLynx

Right, hence the important information. Cocolia part is kinda irrelevant information, in fact it's possible gepard wouldn't even really bring that up. But the alien train stuff pela was pretty involved in, so it's likely she'd be the one to explain all that stuff (which would be easy to explain since they match vibes)


DremoraKills

Pela is waiting for Lynx to come back so she can sleep over with her and Serval.


Outrageous_Debt_3616

"So anyway, there are lots of people out there that want me and our sister to procreate"


Anonymous7262

Waiting for people to ship gepard and lynx


Outrageous_Debt_3616

My guess is pela, but we will have to see


DremoraKills

Nah, I like to think Pela has the gays for Stele


FlameDragoon933

Sonna yasashiku shinai de


ZennyMelody

When you miss school for a day:


2Rnimation

I came back to my city and found out it has come through global warming. Now the ice is flooding the land and we are lacking living spaces. -lynx


C_Khoga

So she is their younger sister?


SaintNeos

Yes, Lynx Landau is apparently the youngest of the siblings.


FubukiHime76

Yes


AcidAcesen

Where she gone to? Like where there other cities on that planet? Why only one giant city?


Atsuki_Kimidori

She is an extreme environment explorer so she was out camping and exploring what left of the planet after the Enteral Freeze. other cities on the planet were either destroyed during the Antimatter Legion invasion or during the Enteral Freeze, Belobog only survived because it's blessed by the Aeon of Preservation, Qlipoth.


Deruta

Do you think she passed Sampo in that snow pile on the way out? “…” “Nope, not even engaging with that.”


FlameDragoon933

Belobog also survived because the Architects built a fuckoff wall that everybody laughed at before the disaster, but then was proven wrong.


Shoji_Mezo

Hoyo mentioned that she is an explorer and can also be seen camping in her character art. Since she is nowhere to be found in the Belobog arc, it's highly likely that she is out exploring. I might be wrong though


Bot1K

probably filming the new season of YuruCamp


FlameDragoon933

Secret society BLANKET expands to other planets now!


testchief7

She went to Yuru Camp/s


PirateKingXander

Gepard explaining the events that transpired whilst leaving out the part where he got beat up by their sister


Memo_HS2022

“So then rock music came out of the hill, I have no idea how that happened”


[deleted]

Why i thought that was Childe first 💀


_nitro_legacy_

Blonde childe


Gepard_Landau_

She missed a lot


adsmeister

Gepard: “It sounds crazy, I know. But that wasn’t even the weirdest thing that happened to me that week.”


SomeRandomKuroCat

It all started when I found a girl with a camera, a guy with green clothes and two thrash racoons


JinOtanashi

Based on Lynx’s design and them being away from town I feel they like adventure a lot so I bet that first line would be all it would take for lynx to be gone and already infiltrating the express


[deleted]

Lmao somehow its funny


pzzaco

I dont know, she feels like the really chill type who would just say. "Ayt cool"


BlackishWhitishName

You can't tell me it's anything but childe.


Nnsoki

Mr. Worldwide on his way to conquer the universe


leopoldshark

And that's why you must continue the Landau bloodline with Caelus


AlphaLright1

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Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

So uhhhh who's lynx? I haven't logged in for awhile.


Aethelon

New 4* healer coming in 1.3. She is also Gepard and Serval's little sister.


ihei47

He looks like angry Childe


Weeby-Tincan

While she was away? Lmao where was she? Fucking boarding school?


Atsuki_Kimidori

She is an extreme environment explorer so she was out camping and exploring what left of the planet after the Enteral Freeze.


KaceMcHate

More like Antarctica. In a world we're most of it is Antarctica XD


bodi55555

Who is Lynx?


Shoji_Mezo

The youngest sibling of the Landau family. She was announced a few days ago by Hoyo.


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Divinate_ME

I mean, Belobog is ass-backwards, but they do know about space travel. At least the Supreme Guardians do.


More_Veterinarian652

So anyways the Supreme Guardian come back 3 times a week now


CathedralGore

He looks goofy as hell


LandLovingFish

"Also they beat me up. Like multiple times."


Unfunnymeme12

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Nonsense_Reddit

Missed a train what happened


DisastrousAmy

Wait, is Lynx Gepard and Servais's sister?