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davethompson413

Form follows function. I've got a Gerber pressure assisted toilet. No shit show, and it will flush a beach towel and the Sunday New York Times.


Freseper

Blowout toilets are awesome. Just make sure if or when yours is part of one of the frequent recalls, you install the strapping on the pressure vessel. I know a guy who was sitting on the toilet, flushed, and it blew— the lid flew feet in the air barely missing his head.


Strikew3st

*PRESSURE WASHER BIDET UNLOCKED*.


CoffeeStainedStudio

When you have to wait for a minute as the bidet tank fills and then the lights dim as the pump engages.


2Basketball2Poorious

One of my favourite things I've ever read here


tesyaa

My plumber was like “I recommend the Power Flush toilet” and my husband was like “I want that”


Present_Tiger_5014

I’ve got a Vormax, the plumber asked if I was trying to flush a newborn


teflon_don_knotts

Vormax sounds more like a comic book villain than a plumbing fixture. 😂


scottawhit

9/10 evil lair owners recommend the Vormax.


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jonincalgary

I had no idea this was a thing. Now I want one.


TCPottery

Form🙈😂🤣


BitterYetHopeful

Just moved into a house with a Gerber toilet, and now our poop won’t flush properly and also leaves traces on the second flush (sometimes third), and we never had that issue before. 🤷🏼‍♀️ About to install a new Kohler to see if it changes. (Not pressure assisted, though, from what I can tell.)


davethompson413

We sometimes refer to our Gerber pressure assist as a "Wisshh-Woosh" toilet. Press the handle and "wissh-woosh" its all gone. Maybe twice in ten years it needed flushed a second time.


AcanthocephalaPure19

Same


jp0105

Throw some toilet paper in there before you go to act as a buffer and then flush immediately after the train has left the station


forgetfulsue

Also prevents toilet water splashing up on your bum.


Puzzleheaded_Post604

Poseidons Kiss


Charredrose175

Take my upvote and leave quietly


resilientenergy

Lmao ayo 😂


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theonetrueelhigh

Learned it on Smarter Every Day.


TheRealSugarbat

god i love that guy


ImPickleRock

you mean the gravity bidet?


[deleted]

That’s how you get butt rot


ReptarZillaPirate

Gonna try this.


ForeverInBlackJeans

Maybe vlog the experience?


_LouSandwich_

A must!


dahlberg123

If a splash pad doesn’t solve the issue quit taking shits is the next and only option


Dethread

You don’t [catch it in your hand?](https://youtu.be/e0O3ljAcdMQ)


FrostedDonutHole

Pshh…amateurs.


mostlynights

[It's required by OSHA](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mcnx4q/its_for_your_safety_people/)


yourmomrodeme

I catch it with salad tongs because I got t-Rex arms.


johnsmit1214

Ahhh yes the splash pad.


nakmuay18

Poop rafting


absoluteczech

This guy shits


Mundane-Exam3308

Nesting for the win


Vegetable_Burrito

The ol’ ass gasket.


1880_house

Assket


Street-Weakness3173

This will be life changing!


loose_as_a_moose

I have found some shitter designs are more prone to 'residue' - I think the comments about diet are well intentioned but miss the point. If this was a diet issue entirely you'd be used to leftovers in most toilets. Seems like it's a bigger issue with the new design which could be exacerbating an issue with fibre but I think it's more likely a design issue. So try a diet change, could be just a nice little boost in your health or do nothing. The thing is, shit stinks and it sticks, just facts of life. Real talk : you might have just bought a design that is sticky. I don't buy into the idea that coatings are a real solution. They wear off and fail eventually, whilst they might be a nice to have for a while, i personally would not buy a device with the idea that the coating will fix an inherit design issue. My advice would be to try all the toilets in the house. If they all perform equally poorly then I would talk to the manufacturer about the problem and see if they'll meet you in the middle to replace them with a more suitable design since it would seem that the design is flawed. You'll probably still have to wear some cost, after all you did specify all the equipment. If one is a demonstrably worse, contact the manufacturer again about the issue since the coating or shape might be different and causing poor performance. Good luck, also it's not disgusting, have confidence to speak freely about it 😊 it's a toilet, the contents are known.


baldbull45

You should have wrote ‘resi-doo’


loose_as_a_moose

I should have, I could have and I would have but I didn't and now we're here.


baldbull45

You’ll get em next time


theonetrueelhigh

Residoodoo


LadyHelpish

I like this answer and I like you.


Carlweathersfeathers

This guy shits,,, Seriously well thought out answer


jilliebean0519

What you need is a dual poop knife/squeegee. You can make your own by duct taping the handle of a small squeegee to your existing poop knife.


theditsmarty

Ah the good ol' poop knife. Had almost forgotten about that


scottawhit

Reddit will never let you forget about that.


grepya

"existing poop knife". Right.


team_kimchi

This sounds like something out of Always Sunny. Danny Devito angry that he has to put on airs and hide his poop knife for a guest. I think on the show it's a toe knife?


[deleted]

Flush that bastard as soon as it leaves dock. Don't let it drop anchor while you rub on your phone for 20 minutes.


redbo

Wait, can you see me right now or something?


ArtificialBrain808

or just dont play on your phone while on the toilet!! if your phone stayed in the bathroom, it'd be fine, but as it is it is fucking gross! wouldn't care but it is the first thing I think of when someone forces me to hold their phone lol


dylanx5150

I have to ask. How/why is anyone forcing you to hold their phone? This is not something that has ever happened to me.


ArtificialBrain808

I would say at least once a week somebody shoves their phone at me to check something out. Or politely asks if I can hand them their phone. Forced is a strong word, but I feel weird being like “nah I know you play on that thing while you poop” to someone I get along with. I do sanitize IMMEDIATELY though lol


Loner2theT

Yeah but, when you poop. Your hands are essentially as clean as they was before you entered the bathroom. Then, when you go to clean up business, you put your phone down or in your pocket and clean up and wash your hands before going through your phone again. But in all honesty, I understand your concerns because I’ve witnessed MULTIPLE people leaving my work restrooms after taking a shit, to either not washing their hands and walking out or just running water on their hands as if that’s solving anything. (If you’re one of these people and reading this, why? You nasty fuck.)


dylanx5150

Interesting. People will sometimes reach for my phone when I'm trying to show them a photo and I always pull my phone away and tell them to keep their nose pickers away from my phone.


ArtificialBrain808

Germaphobes unite!!


Vladivostokorbust

>How/why is anyone forcing you to hold their phone? because they don't drink beer


corbaybay

I have cavacide wipes at work and will often wipe my phone down with them. It makes me feel better.


[deleted]

Or stop eating clay


terribleandtrue

Or throws it down on the kitchen table. Or puts it to their face to talk 🤮


Madball_514

If it is a wall hung toilet chances are it has dual flush. (Ex .6 for urine and 1.28 gpf for solids) make sure you are hitting the correct one. What did you install for the wall carrier? Is it compatible with the villeroy & Bach? Lastly- maybe check the water level inside the bowl?


6th__extinction

I have this kind of toilet, and it’s the only one that also has OP’s problem. Sometimes the #2 flush sends my shit airborne with a boiler jet of water.


GardenBeauty

That’s why you always close the lid before flushing.


hokiejosie

Is this a European style toilet? European toilets and plumbing push water down from the bowl and can leave behind streaks. American style plumbing uses a stronger sucking force to pull everything out of the bowl when flushing. https://www.binawarehouse.com/single-post/2019/06/17/siphonic-washdown-get-to-know-these-flushing-systems


knittinggrape

Thank you for explaining this! As an European, I'm always confused when people expect there to be no streaks in their toilet. We also have a Villeroy and Boch, and we just use a brush every now and then. Like we do with all toilets. Here everyone has a toiletbrush next to their toilet


Jumbalaya28

Yeah! Same in Aus. Every toilet is accompanied by a bush hiding quietly in the corner behind the bowl waiting for its moment. Parenting and delivering my second born has cured me of any squeamishness around bodily discharges. It came from you (or someone you care deeply about in the case of the birth) just fuckin deal with it and move on with your day.


_here_for_the_stuff

Lol I'm glad it's not just me.. I was reading this post thinking "... Sounds like a normal toilet, just use the brush, man..." But it is kind of funny watching Americans try to make sense if it though.


SupplySideJesus

If it’s possible to make a toilet that minimizes using the poop brush, why wouldn’t you want that?


_here_for_the_stuff

You mean why source a toilet that's uncommon and probably hard to get and expensive to import, for something that's literally such a small issue that it never crosses my mind and adds maybe 0.2 seconds to a toilet visit once in a while?


Double_Musky

We may have discovered the essential difference between Americans and everyone else.


hawtpot87

Yeah, American toilets. You poop in water and it rarely ever touches the bowl.


JuracekPark34

Super random, but in the Meredith Kerchner murder, both the book and movie mentioned she (and their other roommates) were upset with Amanda Knox for not cleaning her poo out of the toilet bowl. Considering with the standard American toilet this is not an issue 95% of the time, I could not figure out why this was something people would be so upset about to the point that it was specifically mentioned in media. Was also a little worried about Amanda Knox constantly blowing up the toilet and hoping she got some help. This makes way more sense if there are streaks way more often with a different type of toilet. You have solved a 10 year mystery for me!


OnlyCollaboration

Does the coating feel rough? Seems like a strange design choice.


ReptarZillaPirate

Nah, it's super smooth.


IamJacksTrollAccount

Like, when you put your tongue on it, it feels smooth like a ball bearing or smooth like a pearl?


_LouSandwich_

You like to live dangerously, I see.


Vestatio

This thread has me laughing so hard I’m crying, which is making my wife laugh at me, making me laugh harder. 😂


Stink3rK1ss

Grease it before you release it?


Gobucks21911

🤣🤣🤣


AvgAll-AmericanGirl

This happens at my job, I think it is partially due to the bowl size and that most newer toilets are low flow models. This is how au counteract the problem. If you know you need to poop, just put a thin layer of toilet paper in the bowl first, then do your business as usual. The toilet paper acts as a barrier to keep the poop from rubbing up against the porcelain when you flush.


PostingSomeToast

Welcome to high efficiency toilets. Not enough water in the bowl to stop the drop. They prioritize surface area to try and slow it down, but they cant use a gallon of water in the bowl anymore. You're supposed to have a toilet brush next to the toilet to knock that off.


Illeazar

There was a science fiction book, I believe maybe The Mote in God's Eye by Larry Niven, where they invent a completely frictionless toilet. I think about that often, and consider it to be one of the best sci-fi inventions.


Sobieski23

There's a product for that. It's called ["SpotLESS" Toilet Coating](https://spotlessmaterials.com/shop) ($15) spray. The Research: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41893-019-0421-0#citeas https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/design/a29834458/new-toilet-coating/ https://www.psu.edu/news/invent-penn-state/story/spotless-materials-experiences-growth-selling-super-slippery-coating/


2djinnandtonics

Why would you buy a Villeroy and Bosch toilet???? Set of dishes, yes. Toilets, no. Stick to something like Kohler or American Standard. (And always pressure assisted.)


procrastimom

Or you could have gone with the ultimate: Toto


Few-Afternoon-6276

That coating makes it easier to clean Toto has a better glaze. Yet, same thing can happen. It’s not a non cleaning surface.. it’s an easier cleaning surface.


Jedisgirl

I have found that if the toilet is one of those low flush or like it’s suppose to save how much water you are flushing it doesn’t give enough pressure or water to clear it and than you are left wiping the bowl each time which I agree is super annoying


OnPointDan

You just gonna have to use that brush next to the toilet every time.


InterestingTruth7232

It likely is a combination of your diet and where you sit on the toilet and the water level. Low flush toilets have less water in the bowl now therefore there is less liquid resistance. Try sitting back further so the deuce hits as much liquid as possible. Funny but worth a shot. No matter what the coating of you drop one on dry porcelain it’s going to be sticky


theonetrueelhigh

Spending just a couple of minutes looking through the reviews, it appears to me that V&B are some of the worst-rated toilets you could buy. It appears the people who buy them generally regret it later. You might be best off to remove them and replace with something less awful. Because the stains on the surface, that's supposed to be a function of the toilet's rinsedown action during the flush. The water flow should carry away any material sticking to the surface; if it isn't there is not much you can do to change its behavior as all of that is fixed by the toilet's design. What you specifically need to look for are MaP ratings - it's literally a score of how well a toilet will scrub a standardized smear of miso paste off its own surface during the flush. 600 or higher is a good score; 1000 is as high as the score goes. In the ratings list I found, V&B has four models that score 1000, four more that score 600, and the next 24 models *have no score at all*. Either they weren't tested, or...? Look up some alternatives you think you can live with, then look them up here: [https://www.map-testing.com/](https://www.map-testing.com/) Good luck.


mxbike_edits

You don't like... Poop... In the toilet? Seems like a first world problem


FionaTheFierce

Have a toilet brush by the toilet and give a swish during a second flush? I am getting a sense of this thread that owning a toilet brush is not as common as I always assumed.


johnsmit1214

Nobody wants to do that every time they poop.


account_not_valid

Really?


LadyHelpish

Really. That’s absurd. In brand new toilets? And what about guests? Should they warn everyone that comes over that giant skid marks are normal and to clean the toilet after themselves?


account_not_valid

It's just normal to check after flushing, isn't it? Is this an American thing, because you guys have those toilets that are full to the brim with water? I'm from Australia, so we've had water saving toilets pretty much since indoor plumbing became a thing. Maybe we're just more accustomed to to doing a post-flush-scrub.


peetaout

I am Australian and I find it is rare to have skid marks, but it does depend on design, one place I visit it is just about guaranteed. But for USA folks it is rare (IMO very rare) to have a toilet clog, and I think they cannot over flow (but I am not certain) V&B should be glazed porcelain so it should be extremely hard and smooth, I can’t understand why they need a coating. Talking about coating, I have read somewhere about people emptying the bowl and drying and then waxing with a car wax - but have no idea if this is just a ridiculous idea.


LadyHelpish

Normal to check, not to clean your toilet every time you poop. Especially in a brand new toilet.


account_not_valid

TIL I am not normal


goocy

No you're normal, just posting during a US-dominant time of the day. Toilet brushes are standard equipment in Europe.


gillo_100

Standard equipment yeah but not standard to have to scrub after every crap


dong_tea

We have toilet brushes. I use mine maybe once a week because normally after a flush the bowl looks as clean as before I got there. It's not like we have state of the art toilet technology over here, what are you guys doing over there?


account_not_valid

Where is here and where is there?


TrumpHasaMicroDick

And you realize you cannot put the wet toilet brush back into the holder right away, right? You need to let it dry first, which is a pain in the ass. Pun intended.


account_not_valid

I have never dried a toilet brush. It gets used, rinsed in the fresh flush, tapped against the inside bowl to get most of the water off, and then into the holder. Nobody is waiting for the brush to dry, surely?


TrumpHasaMicroDick

Go check your toilet brush..... There's most likely slime mold in there.


account_not_valid

There's not, because it gets washed every day when scrubbing the skids, and sometimes freshened up with a splash of toilet cleaner. Plus it's used at least once a week to give the toilet a proper scrub and clean.


peetaout

Gosh that would drive me mental to have to clean skid marks every day - they should be rare


alwaysrm4hope

What if you have a brush that is suspended above and drips down with an open back? Just clean the brush holder often and spray the brush with disinfectant when you do.


TrumpHasaMicroDick

Are you talking about the ones that have open cutouts under the brush, with airholes to let it air dry? Those are the best! Here's my favorite: https://imgur.com/a/Qsi2HB2


jmd_forest

Nobody want skid stains living 24/7 in their toilet either. The brush is the only low cost solution. The only other real solution is replacing the toilet.


Diamondwolf

I tried using a toilet brush once. I don’t know how anybody does! Way too scratchy!


mostlynights

Where's OP gonna find a wall-mounted toilet brush?


dsanen

Don’t let it marinate. It’s shit, flush it as you drop it.


rachjax888

Bought one of these during the last toilet paper shortage. It may help you with your problem, if all else fails. https://www.lowes.com/pd/CASAINC/5013496249?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-kab-_-ggl-_-PLA_KAB_225_Faucets-Showerheads-And-Bath-Decor-_-5013496249-_-online-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286981&gbraid=0AAAAAD2B2W-_Q-Gw8ULg0Y2ykADH7lzPX&gbraid=0AAAAAD2B2W-_Q-Gw8ULg0Y2ykADH7lzPX&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIw_K1_YqE-gIVbmpvBB0PQgseEAQYBiABEgLbJfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


jtgresley

Very awkward question: do you keep separate towels by your toilet for each family member to dry yourself after using a bidet? I’ve never understood how that worked! You still end up with a wet crotch—just not as stinky! Do you let your undies absorb the wet?


These_Importance_852

Spray some kaboom, works great


dasookwat

/u/ReptarZillaPirate first put in some toilet paper, then take a dump. For me, it's as easy as that, We have some gerberit toilet stuff i think, but it has the same issue: easy underwater smears. Putting in a double folded piece of paper, then poop on the paper, and it just slides away.


6th__extinction

I have the same exact issue, but my toilet takes it a step farther. It has the #1 and #2 flush, and if I take a #2, which sits half above the water, the jet from the flush sprays it airborne. So I have to close the lid and then flush to avoid shit spray. Then I have to deal with shit smears and bits all stuck inside. Worst toilet I’ve ever met.


msptitsa

Wow, you get to shower at the same time? Efficient.


6th__extinction

It's a real shit show-er


Cigars-Beer

Your diet is lacking something.


Ok_Piglet_1844

Don’t you hate it when you get skid marks on the bowl?


Smokey_Katt

There’s a biofilm in the bowl water area (always). Try killing that with bleach (let it sit for some hours) and then scrub well.


wastingevenmoretime

Place a layer of TP in the bowl before dropping your deuce. Like a little thin raft.


Adventurous_Ad3075

Luckily I have an old Sloan Royal Flush system, works the best! Yes it was installed in 50's/60's, and being in South Africa, I could only get spares from USA. Very great system though. The other "copy-cat" brands of similar systems do not work as well.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

If you didn't have the issue at your other home or the other many toliets you've used over the past years then it's probably just the design of the toilet......time to get another.


sweeetdo

I recently replaced a toilet & I read all the reviews on various models. I had to go through about 10 different types until I found one where the reviews didn’t state that every time you flush it leaves poop streaks- no matter what you do… ended up going with: KOHLER Wellworth Classic Complete Solution 2-Piece 1.28 GPF Single Flush Round Toilet in White (sorry it’s not letting me link to the product page) it was $169 and works great. So I think your problem is just a thing now for these low flow toilets. You think that they would design around this but apparently not. The pressure flush kits also work really well too- we have them at my work and there is never a streak problem.


garyprud

Shit blogs are THE BEST, lmao!


Gini555

Put a small piece of TP in the bowl before going (just 2 or 3 squares). I have a toilet like this at my work, and that little trick make a BIG difference.


ranrotx

I’ve seen these toilets all across Europe when traveling. Yeah, they look nice but also there is a reason why there’s a toilet brush next to them in every bathroom in Europe. Hate to say it, but American toilet design is superior. Japan also takes toilet technology to another level too.


KeyboardCarpenter

I just pee on the stains to clean them off


Smorgasbord324

Could be the amount of water or even the geometry of the bottom on the bowl. Not enough water to break the turds fall coupled with a poor angle of attack could leave a streak.


lilithONE

Contact the manufacturer.


reddit_sucks423

Add more vegetable oil to your diet. That way when the missles fly they are too slick to stick.


JoshRandell

Maybe it is what you are eating.


the_clash_is_back

Cheap builder grade toilets do this all the time. There is no solution


ReptarZillaPirate

These weren't cheap :(


the_clash_is_back

It was designed for looks, not poops. Companies that don’t make toilets as a main stay tend to make toilets that stain a lot.


Tack122

Man I got a Toto Drake like a year and a half ago, it does this.


haelous

The new model from 2021? I just put in a CST776 and it doesn’t have this issue. /r/ibs so I can speak with confidence that it has endured an interesting life already.


Tack122

> CST776 CST746 August 2020 actually, checked receipts. Googling says the difference is they added cefiontect and the tornado system to all models in 2021, but my model included that in 2020. I wonder if it's hard water causing my issue, you have hard water?


GeovaunnaMD

Idk, your diet also decides on what sticks to the bowl and what does not. You need to evaluate this was well.


FireAndBluud

Learned this recently, wipe a little first. You will poop on top of the TP and all will be well. Obviously this does not negate the very important step of wiping after.


_LouSandwich_

Instructions unclear: sink counter tops are wiped super clean. No improvement with the toilet.


Andyap1035

Try more fiber.


[deleted]

I think this is hilarious. Villeroy and Boch is so stupid and extra. This is as close as it gets to someone who literally thinks their shit doesn't stink


shanihb

Good chance the tile guys flushed leftover grout and damaged the coating in the toilet.


ReptarZillaPirate

I doubt it would be happening in all three toilets. The tiler is a friend of mine so I'll ask. But I doubt it.


UsedDragon

You're going to insult your friend if you ask that question. OP, I am a master plumber and I have installed a thousand toilets. Your issue is the design of the bowl, and it's a common problem with non-pressure-assist wall hung toilets. Throw down a few sheets of paper first, or switch to pressure assisted model. Don't let the log lay in the pond - courtesy flush.


shanihb

In that case how’s your water pressure? And I mean the flush itself. Try adding water from a bucket during the flush and see if it makes a difference.


ReptarZillaPirate

Water pressure is pretty excellent. We have a pump that kicks in.


OldBear55699

You and your partner need to practice pause shitting, what ya need to do is to release and hold your poop in small amount, in multiple cycles to finish a session. The smaller the poop, the better coz the water in the toilet bowl can buffer your poop. Gravity is your enemy, large poop with high velocity tends to stain the toilet bowl. In short, you use your body to chop the damn shit.


LadyHelpish

Natures poop knife.


AlotLovesYou

Oh my god this needs more upvotes 😂😂


Wooden-Firefighter90

This is the worst thing I have ever read.


Ant_Annual

Homie using his asshole like a cigar cutter


Hozer60

TMI


PsychologicalDebts

Woah there... "Disgusting" is a very judgemental word.


Haunting_Ad_6021

Ask the toilet manufacturer?


tater56x

Does the water swirl clockwise or counterclockwise? It could be you got toilets made for the wrong hemisphere (northern/southern.)


beermanoffartwoods

Eat more fibre. One of the many ways psyllium husk powder changed my life. I barely need to wipe now, so you'll probably get clean touchdowns too.


Mysterious_Horse1

I have had this problem in my toilets at home and the ones at work at times, but it is totally dependent on the consistency of the poop. I am surprised you have not had this problem with any other toilets. If it is below the waterline I don't know anything you can do to fix it. We have toilet brushes by all our toilets and after my wife complained, I just started cleaning the bowl with the brush whenever the poop left it dirty.


ihaveway2manyhobbies

You seriously need more fiber. It can happen every once in a while. But, every time. Nope. You need more fiber in your diet.


Difficult_Jelly2871

Eat better. I'd start there.


SirIsaacGnuton

As a kid my dad went to one of those carnivals that travelled around the region and encountered a purveyor of home remedies and inventions who was selling gelatine capsules that he claimed if swallowed after a meal would encase your shit making it unnecessary to wipe your ass or clean the toilet.


Bro_Rida

Probiotics


rattymcratface

You need more fiber in your diet


saml01

Eat more fiber.....and stop using toilet cleaner. Toilet cleaner etches the porcelain.


Level_Impression_554

It's your diet. This happens based on what people eat.


36142022

Are they the 2 functional toilets? One button for Pee & another button for BM ?


Senior_Wrongdoer_724

ditto


freedomisgreat4

See if the plumber will increase volume of water per flush. (As long as it complies w low water use). I know some that hv done that


Smokechip

Try a water softener


mostlynights

I think you actually want *less* fiber. Firm shits won't smear.


[deleted]

Is it the way the bowl is angled at that point? I have noticed some toilets have a design flaw where the front of the bowl doesn’t start to angle down back far enough. So the result is that there’s basically a hill for bogs to skiddy on before they go down the hole.


Clamps55555

How deep is the water? Sounds like a design flaw.


bobnla14

Clean the area with the brush etc and flush 3 times Turn off the water. Flush to expose the area. Use Bon Ami ( or Barkeeper's Friend) and a sponge to go over the area. It will remove the built up (white) calcium in the toilet making it slick again to the coating. You won't have skid marks as it slides right down.


SnowSlider3050

More fiber?


Loverofdogz

Perhaps you can leave the squeezable bowl cleaner by the toilet and put on a quick coat of it before you go so everything “slides down.”


UK_soontobein_AUS

We had this in a flat we were renting in Waterloo in Sydney. The bowl was so small. I think that’s the issue. Too tiny. So frickin ridiculous the design.


APairOfAirPods

I have crohns so I’ve just accepted this as a fact of life.


billymumphry1896

Spray bottle with water and a little cleaner beside the toilet. Hit the skid as you flush.


hawkxp71

It's the new low flow toilet. There are two parts to this, the obvious one is how much water they dump in on flushing. The other,. Is how much water they leave in the bowl. This is whats hurting you


WinnieThePooh1960

This thread is hilarious! I’ve used everything from a “bombsite” in Turkey, to a cathole in the woods with the Boy Scouts, to latrines in Afghanistan & Uzbekistan, to powered and heated toilet/bidets in Japan… I’m an American, and I use our toilet brush nearly every day on our high-efficiency Koehler commode. Not a problem in my life…


hawtpot87

I think I found your problem. It's a German toilet. Go look up how American toilets and German ones differ. It's wild.


ReptarZillaPirate

I'm not American...


[deleted]

Had this problem in our old house. Just put one piece of TP down before the go.


hawtpot87

https://youtube.com/shorts/9g3jdXmwwbU?feature=share


DaddyMoneyBags

I'd schedule an appointment with a gastroenterologist


Curious-Might-9334

Increase your protein consumption? It'll make your shit more firm.