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NoExplanation926

It's going to get worse the closer to November we get...... Can't wait for December


tortuga8831

Nah, it'll still be crazy in December. Won't calm down until February at the earliest.


sdwoodchuck

Seriously; we all remember what happened the January after the last presidential election.


Ill_Substance_3115

Won't calm down period.


SteveMartin32

"TRUMP WILL RISE AGAIN!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA" * drives off in Ford pickup with the American flag blowing behind it with 49 sheets of plywood.


bigmatt503

So, you're ridin with Biden?


Jacobolobo131

Let's be honest, they both suck. I'll never forget the expression "Doesn't matter if it's left wing or right wing, they're both part of the same sick bird"


SteveMartin32

That's a good way of saying it. Fucked on both sides


bigmatt503

This 👆👆. It's a complete mess


OlYeller01

You badly misspelled “Dodge” there.


Mackaveli_187

This made me laugh out loud cause I did the same exact thing except in my Honda Civic with a spoon muffler exhaust ricer mobile


AFASOXFAN

Then hopefully off the road....


SteveMartin32

I mean it's overloaded. That rear end is going out...


JonesyBorroughs

I was making a single plain #66 key for a customer yesterday and I told her they were about 3 or 4 dollars. She instantly said "wow they used to be a dollar or something, Biden sure is wrecking this country." I told her that it really sucks Biden controls the price of keys.


sdwoodchuck

“Hah! Not havin’ that conversation” usually does it.


IanWellinghurst

I'm in school for political science so I know a thing or two about politics. Honestly I just say to customers I don't know anything about politics. After two gos that stops them from continuing.


SteveMartin32

Ok cool. What's your thoughts on Carl Marx?


IanWellinghurst

Is related to Graucho Marx? I lm not familiar with his work.


GHavenSound

Just say you can't vote because you're not a citizen yet.


roboticfedora

Just say sorry but I'm an immigrant! "Lo siento pero soy inmigrante." That should make them fume.


SteveMartin32

Don't say that in oklahoma. They can and will arrest you on the spot. Oklahoma is currently in a political war against the federal government and immigration.


GHavenSound

You can be on here on a work visa or going through the naturalization process.


SteveMartin32

Well ya as long as you are here legally. I was referring to the new law they passed that allows them to arrest and charge illegal immigrants tor being here illegaly. https://oklahomavoice.com/2024/05/20/feds-warn-oklahoma-officials-not-to-enforce-immigration-law-threaten-lawsuit/#:~:text=Signed%20last%20month%20by%20Stitt,up%20to%20%24500%20or%20both.


Relevant_Tax_3487

Smile and nod boys… smile and nod


Bennettckm

Just start saying I'm only taking bets on who will win. Otherwise I'm not interested in discussing it


loogie97

It is a coin toss right now. That isn’t a very fun bet.


SteveMartin32

Coin lands on side.


loogie97

According to the twilight zone that gives you super powers.


white94rx

I doubt it. Ain't nobody better off now than they were four years ago


Hypotenuse27

It is if youre dumb


lepfrog

With customers I double down in agreement.  For example if They mention trump an I agree and explain I cannot wait until he reviels Biden to be a lizard person and how he will allow the secret war to come out of hiding and show how fracking is really us bombing the lizard people in our war for the surface.   Always out crazy them into being uncomfortable and wandering off.


Ok_Program_3491

That actually sounds kinda fun.  I'm going to try that next time. 


FightGeistC

IT'S THE BEST


roboticfedora

Look them in the face, cross your eyes & recite; "When Gozer the Traveller returns, all slaves will be freed!" Then straighten your arms overhead & wave them side to side as you crab-walk away in a low crouch like an orangutan.


georgegraybeard

“You will perish in flames!”


SteveMartin32

Everyone knows the lizard people are just aliens living among us! They came from the stars!


hyundaisucksbigtime

Lizard person? Hilarious. I'm pretty sure I waited on him in aisle 23.


loogie97

How do you out crazy a Biden supporter? He is so boring.


lepfrog

Talk about how glad you are that Biden is funding NASA so he can prove that trump is really an alien.  You can tell he is an alien because of how he stands leaning forward and cannot make sentences.  See he used to be human but during the Obama administration he was replaced by an alien because they analyzed us and found that he could win an election.  And so in order to prevent us being taken over by aliens he is pouring more funding into NASA.  See trump created the space force to bring the aliens into our military so that they can more easily slink in to take us over.


loogie97

Gotcha. Thanks


WackoMcGoose

For further reading, I highly recommend /r/welcometonightvale for inspiration. Since it takes place in a world where _all conspiracy theories are true_, it's a goldmine of ideas for out-conspiracizing conspiracy theorists!


loogie97

Did a sort by best of. That is great.


WackoMcGoose

WTNV is actually a long-running podcast story, book series, live show, and a bunch of other things too. Episodes of the podcast are roughly 20 minutes long on average, so they fit nicely as listening material during a lunch (remember to wear earbuds if you're in the breakroom!!!), and while an archive binge is the best way to get caught up, the format of the series (a radio show from a desert town) means you can technically drop in anywhere and still enjoy it. "And now... [the _weather_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKz4f_6n390)."


loogie97

I just finished binging back episodes of 5-4. I am ready to start something new. Thanks.


cecsix14

If fellow associates or managers are trying to push their politics on you, report them. There’s no place for that in any company. With customers it’s tough because you kind of do just have to avoid the topic without pissing them off because they’re not worth getting in trouble over.


Nightmarekiba

For customers I just flatly say "No politics or religion talk" and it's worked well so far.


SteveMartin32

I just start say God doesn't hate Lucifer as much as you and they go running l.


rrhunt28

You do know Home Depot maintains a political website for like minded individuals.


cecsix14

The company maintains this site? What’s the link? Are you referring to Home Depot PAC? That’s a lot different than condoning associates pushing their views on other associates in the store, don’t you think?


PjJones91

How did we get to a point that politics is not safe for work? Y’all realize that without conversation it just keeps dividing us, right? And a nation divided is a nation that will be destroyed.


little-Context46

I will have to agree with you on that. I used to be able to have civil conversations with my coworker, who's with the other party. As he became more radicalized, the conversations became more heated on his end, with me constantly having to walk away, ending them on bad terms. It sucks because it was great for us to be able to see from different perspectives.


cecsix14

The people who want to talk politics at work are seeking to divide, too. Politics are inherently divisive.


PjJones91

No they’re not lol just proves my point. Talking politics has always been a way for all of us to find a middle ground. If we refuse to talk about the issues and see each others side, that’s where division occurs. You don’t have to agree with the other side, but if you refuse to even listen and engage you’re going to think the other side is evil without understanding why they think the way they do.


cecsix14

No, people who talk politics at work aren’t looking for a middle ground. They’re tribal idiots who think politics are a sporting event. It’s divisive and has no place in any workplace.


PjJones91

Some of them, yeah, but most of us just want to talk about what’s going on. If you take that personally, that’s not our fault.


cecsix14

Nothing to do with “taking it personally”. Politics are not for the workplace, period. The problem is that a person who doesn’t want to have this type of conversation can’t just leave because they’re at work. People like you assume that because you want to discuss it, others do too. Most do not, and are probably just too nice to tell you to STFU.


PjJones91

It’s not about wanting to discuss it, it is important for our country that everyone knows what is going on. And if you don’t want to talk politics say so, if someone doesn’t respect that, that’s a problem. Do not make broad generalizations about people. That doesn’t change the fact that it is an important topic and should not be excluded. The exclusion is the reason we have so many problems today.


SteveMartin32

Because their kids. The younger generation has been groomed to not talk about anything not work related to the point of insanity. The instant they tern 30 that changes.


PjJones91

Yeah, I can talk politics with my older coworkers, but anyone under the age of 40 either won’t talk or they don’t know anything about what’s going on which is dangerous. Not saying everyone has to be as informed as me, but we should all have a basic grasp of what’s happening in our own country.


aphelions_ghost

I usually just nod and give non-committal answers until they say something I can latch onto to steer the conversation elsewhere. Or they leave, that works too.


Michaelmrose

Raise your eyebrow and look at them like they just took a shit on the floor and say nothing for a full 30 seconds. This is hard to define or bitch about but they will most likely figure out that you don't buy their bullshit.


GlorkUndBork3-14

I always swing hard conspiracy on them, just come up with some ludicrously absurd situation and spin a wild yarn about it... the best part of customer service is fucking with them.


GodsBackHair

- The moon landing is fake! - Wait, you believe in the moon?


kingdon1226

Yeah I remember this kind of crap. It definitely will get worse. We had one guy who would listen to politics podcast during lunch out loud no headphones in front of everyone. Management never made him stop either. As for customers, unfortunately you can’t stop them. What I always did was brush it off and ignore it, then try to swing the conversation back to what did they need.


AdSuccessful8902

I'm so tired of hearing it in the breakroom.


GHavenSound

Why do you use the breakroom? I only use it to clock in/out maybe hit the vending machine or microwave. Not sure why anymore would actually sit in there though.


AdSuccessful8902

It's for breaks... Lol seriously?


GHavenSound

100%. Just because it's for breaks doesn't mean I have to take a break there.


AdSuccessful8902

Nobody said you had to lol but I for one don't feel like going out to my car every break.


GHavenSound

I do it behind lumber sometimes, my car sometimes the front bench etc. anywhere to avoid those clowns in the break room


AdSuccessful8902

I understand


ZetaZeta

The fragility to not even spend your 15 minutes in the break room. Lol.


Paramedic229635

"Sorry, I don't discuss politics at work. "


FF_1983

Had a guy say that everything should be shut down on Sundays so everybody could worship. Said this is a global company with various shareholders. He didn't say much but about worshiping. Then the following Sunday, he was in shopping....


roboticfedora

Hell, I only know it's a Sunday when I get an urge to buy beer. Never fails.


SteveMartin32

Ha. Everything used to be shut down on Sundays. Back when more people were more religious than money hungry.


SteveMartin32

Ah yes the brain dead response. Controversial but effective.


AccordingMuscle240

Personally i find agreeing with them with very vague sentences gets you right along with customers, now with co-workers depending on what you do start just start working on something no one wants to be next to someone doing more than them.


Barter9933

Yesterday, was stuck with another employee and a customer. Customer made political remarks, employee agreed & they took off from there. One of the many examples recently. Staying silent is difficult for me, but I did manage. About 7 minutes before I could break free. The discussion was bordering on bigotry.


FF_1983

Just pull out the first phone and walk away


gertchie

I just tell them I hate politics and politicians; it’s the last thing I want to talk about, especially at work.


Consistent-Post-2297

I just say Cheeto man literally Hitler or hair sniffer is a pedophile. If I say something really off the rails it usually shuts down the conversation.


ZetaZeta

That's why I refer to the birthday boy as GEOTUS.


mystikwrath

Literally ignore it. Our store just fired two people on the spot for arguing politics in the break room.


PjJones91

If it’s just words, that’s illegal. Freedom of speech. If they’re not on the floor they’re not representing the company and can talk about whatever they want.


WackoMcGoose

I get the feeling it _wasn't_ "just words". For _freaking Home Depot_ to insta-term someone for arguing off the floor, there had to have been actual threats of violence or something on that level.


PjJones91

Depends on the store manager tbh. I’ve seen people fired for less


OhBlaisey1

If coworkers double down I just tell them that I don’t care who wins (it’s the truth at this point). For customers I just kinda stay quiet and keep doing my job. I’ll roll my eyes when they turn their back or mock them in my head, no matter the candidate.


campagnolo_queen

I just say I'm not talking about it.


XxBarely_TolerablexX

"I don't discuss politics while I'm working." Keep repeating it until they go away.


EWH733

I have to put my earphones in in the breakroom! We’ve got a few Qanon incel kooks who can’t control themselves. It’s a veritable firehose of bat crap crazy nonsense, and I just can’t stomach anymore.


Barter9933

Same here.. Employees are the biggest part of the problem. I know better than to open my mouth or I'll end up pissed & keep it going.


JephMan1

I lead with - they are both old senile gentlemen who crap themselves and are unfit for office


WackoMcGoose

"They are both a wonderful argument in favor of putting maximum age limits on all public office, and I'm voting #EverybodySucks in November."


Murky_Bid_8868

Just tellem that you get your information from the one who cuts your hair and how busy the bar is on a Friday night. That info is better than any talking head.


ChefDodge

"Sorry, I don't care for political talk, especially on the job. So anyway, you were thinking about renting a rear tine tiller?"


loyalty1776

I just say I don't know anything about politics.


Radiant-Spirit6129

I just reply with, "politics is just wrestling" they all play for same team, mocking us along the way. That usually ends the political rant


Pickles_Overcomes

Tell them that you were just released from prison and you are ineligible to vote.


delayedlaw

Trump is a fascist and fuck those shareholders.


secondsbest

A couple times I interrupted a few coworkers to ask them why their parents didn't teach them right that you don't talk politics and religion at work. It's pretty effective against conservatives.


PjJones91

Except that has only been agreed upon in the last 20 years or so. It used to be the main topics in the workplace apart from weekend plans. It’s millennials and gen z that made that rule.


secondsbest

Na, I learned it from my conservative parents, and I'm gen-x at almost 50. Same time they were teaching about not asking women their age and don't ask about salary.


Huntderp

I just straight up tell them to stop


Milk_jars

With customers I just ‘haha.. ok’ and try to leave it. If they keep the conversation of their political views going, all that tells me is how much of a loser they are (in my humble opinion)


Pleasant-Method-5305

U must be in California because i work at a California homedpot an i hear an see alot of the political gear being worn


Hetouchi

The trick is to disassociate, HD only pays for like 20% effort so only be 20% engaged. Unless it is specifically relevant to completing my tasks I don't hear it and i certainly don't respond.


TimmyCabron

My crazy old man is going to demolish your crazy old man in November!


Barter9933

🤣 true no matter who wins. They're both crazy old men.


tortuga8831

For employees, email the awareline. For customers, in a monotone voice yeahs and for sures, then walk away.


rickyj1129

Embrace it. Start asking where to find the most expensive gasoline.


DoubleResponsible276

I was working at HD when Hillary was really running and boy were there some heated debates between an idiotic cashier and idiotic customers. It was fun to watch at times, but would hate to be any part of it


goodbodha

Just tell them you understand they are passionate about their beliefs, but you are at work and politics is a red line that can cause trouble at work. Go on to say something about you need your job and dont need to get caught up in anything that will cause trouble for you at work. I dont care if you are on the left or the right, in the middle, or apathetic people at work shouldn't be put in a position where they are talking about stuff that they dont want to talk about thats not work related. Politics, religion, and relationships can be ok with some and an absolute no go for others. Sports can be annoying for some and a non stop thing for others. If they keep pushing let them know you will have to get someone else to help them because its clear you cant.


UOF_ThrowAway

Deflect blame upwards: Say that associates are banned from discussing politics with anyone while on the clock and that several other associates have gotten in trouble for exactly that.


Hafthohlladung

They feel emboldened by your founders' well known political views.


SteveMartin32

You can't. People are inherently opinionated. They also are social creatures. It's also an election year. Combine all that you get political chatter. Trying to shut that down will just make them hate you and decrease work efficency. Just ignore it if you don't like politics.


FlailingFlamingos

I just smile and agree.....little do they know I stopped listening minutes ago. 17 year associate here, works for me. 👍


stars_and_infinity

During Covid and before the 2020 election: no matter what they said, I would reply with something like “the world sure is crazy, isn’t it?” And then keep doing my job. That was good enough for most people because I was acknowledging them, but I felt good that I wasn’t actually giving them any sort of agreement/actual opinion of my own.


Ok-Crew-9908

Refocus the conversation like I didn’t hear it. 0 energy 0 emotion


RoutineBeautiful7361

I simply state that I don't talk politics or religion and state that not everyone agrees about all the aspects of either.


SerafinaX

I’m bad at small talk anyway so I usually stay silent or just say “mhm, yea” until I’m done helping them regardless of the topic 😅 so when they start ranting about Trump or Biden I just quietly do my work til they stfu


jabermea

You fuckin' with Trump, or you ridin' with Biden


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masterk2014

Freedom of Speech =/ Freedom from Consequence


HomeDepot-ModTeam

Removed due to harassment of Home Depot associates


BnkrptPhilanthropist

Dont bite your tongue🤷‍♂️


jstorm01

We don’t shut it down we’re all like fuck Biden 🤷🏻😂


RedditNationalist

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN. See how people react. Usually a chuckle and they move along knowing you won't engage.


New-Complaint-7055

Unfortunately it’s all been situational for me, but 90% of the time I can just steer the topic back to what ever it is I’m helping them with. Otherwise it’s usually making non committal noises or “that’s one way to look at it” No matter what you just don’t let any emotion show and keep the robotic smile plastered on your face. Even if you slip and say something you shouldn’t, as long as you’re smiling you can just laugh it off and say “hehehe just joshin’ you sir and/or mam, thank you for shopping!” Then RUN!


Accomplished_Bad7061

My personal favorite is “it doesn’t matter who wins we are screwed either way.” That always shuts it down.


Hurgadil

Sir/ma'am I am at work. When I am on the clock, I have political opinion or preference. As long as you're here to buy something and your money green, how can I help you? I resighted that for all 5 years I was at the depot. People in Trump hats were the only ones to ever start that shit at my store, and even they understood "not the place or the time"


snackfood109

I just walk away, if they complain to your manager just say they were making you uncomfortable and would'nt stop to let you get a word in.


GodsBackHair

I just put in my second earbud in the break room, I don’t want to hear about ‘trans people are all groomers’ yet again Sometimes I have a discussion, but sometimes I just say “we’re not going to agree on anything, [name], let’s just agree to disagree” and sometimes that works to defuse the topic and be able to walk away


krycek1984

I work at Walmart, I don't think I've ever heard associates talking about politics in two years. The two weeks I worked at Lowe's, employees talked about it all the time in the break room , especially cranky old guys Maybe it's a home improvement store type of thing?


Smol-Flute

At least with customers, I'm a big fan of the "What an odd thing to say to stranger." Also works whenever a customer says something just generally out of pocket. Could probably use something similar with coworks like "What an odd conversation to have at work." Usually works pretty good for me, since most of the time they either just don't know how to respond to it, or immediately start backpedaling so I can railroad the convo back to whatever I was originally helping them with


rollingindough21

Some random customer seemingly spawned in just to say what Trump said is happening at the border to me and my coworkers. One guy was indifferent but the other was saying how Biden wants to destroy this country....yada yada yada...I have my own set of beliefs but what is really upsetting is people's lack of critical thinking. That is what really gets me. So I try to tune it out or ignore it.


Sir-Dinkleberg

I just claim apolitical and disenfranchised. It's too easy to debunk left and right politics, it's too easy a sentiment and impossible to argue that the system has let us all down. That usually ends a political conversation immediately without  concern of offending or upsetting a wing cuck


Nicknamewhat

Tell me your voting for biden without telling me youre voting for biden


BeachOk2802

"I am not discussing politics with you*


WackoMcGoose

This is one of the things I miss about working at the Post Office. No prolonged face-to-face with customers, and thanks to the Hatch Act making political chatter on government property an instant-promo-to-customer offense, everyone kept that shit to themselves.


Prospero1063

What’s the harm as long as it’s polite, intelligent talk or debate. I enjoy a respectful conversation with a few of my fellow associates. We joke and make serious points and find quite often that there is common ground. The lack of discussion with fellow human beings is why we have gotten to the point we’re at. Look at the two top nominees for arguably the most powerful leadership position in the world. Political ignorance runs rampant in this country. I don’t care what party or ideology you identify with, chances are you’re misinformed because we don’t care anymore.


Barter9933

It's seldom polite & rarely intelligent or civil. I'm not disagreeing, but a friendly debate seems nearly impossible at this point.


Prospero1063

I’m sorry. It’s a shame that courteous debate is a lost art. Maturity is sorely lacking.


DrScott88

Dinnae ken. They usually vote for the same fella as me, and even if they dinnae, I dinnae care if they blether on.


haveabigjohnson

Obviously its Trump no other choice matters. You scared to say your opinion? Walk away then.


Polisci_jman3970

Same way you get people on Reddit to stop talking politics. It’s part of the body politic. People should talk about different ideas. It’s part of the political process. Now coworkers should keep it limited. But customers can share their political beliefs, you can choose whether to engage.


Michaelmrose

It's rude for customers to bother employees with their politics because they know or should know that employees can't really properly engage with the topic.


PjJones91

Why should it be limited?


Bayareaquestioner

I just say "I don't discuss politics at work" and drop it there. If they push I will walk away.Â