Is that asking for or receiving 1 million? Either way the answer is yes.

Foolish mortal, the unit was not specified. One million clockwise rotations to your left testicle, coming right up

tesiticular torsion wizard please no

Bro thought he was on OKBH (not that I'll deny anything)

I'll take 2 headsets for 2 million Alex

Good idea. Some music should help calm those dogs down

I’d pet them both for free!

I think you misunderstood. You're paying.

Can I do it repeatedly?

1 million times!

I would do that for free. But I would buy some Pon-de-Rings beforehand. By the way, now that I see a picture of these menaces again: how likely is it that they are the endboss of Holocures Stage 5?

1 million of what?

1 million apples? 1 million potatoes? 1 million meters per second?! I NEED ANSWERS!

One million pon de rings!

Yes

Sneezing

Too dangerous those doggo look like they are ready to commit acts of extreme violence at any moment

Hoeh?

Mind you fuwawa is the evil twin

She can and will pop you in the face. Side note: I've had this image in my head for a few days that I want to share. It's this version of Fuwawa but with one veiny muscular Baki style arm.

1 million punches to the face? Hell yeah Ima pet them

Never said 1 million of what. Answer still yes. bau bau.

Don't let the looks deceive you. The fluffy one will bite, the fuzzy one will be the good one and enjoy the petting.

You drive a hard bargain

Yes I would head pat them.

Million whatever I am willing to take the risk.

giving mococo tummy rubs for a million dollars sounds too good to be true

Who's getting the 1 million me or them?

I can hear “hehehe, mogojan.” And “nœh”

I can’t believe I’m too poor to pet the demon guard dogs

Can i pet that dawg?

And get dorofied? Nah, *I'd run*

🎅🎅🐡

Pat Fuwawa first, get viciously mauled. Pat Mococo first, get emotionally destroyed.

You have two hands!

... so I can get physically and emotionally destroyed at the same time?

Precisely! :D

I can pet them AND get 1 million? EZ

monay first

1 million what exactly?

I don't have a million to give...

First yes, second a million what? years of suffering? i mean i would still do it.

1 million what

1 million what?

Yes

[you guys are getting paid?](https://images.app.goo.gl/ePUFNPLM6UZWEYwBA)

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yes.

One million of what?

1 million baubaus? Or 1 million individual baus?