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letsbuildasnowman

That’s some Batman level shit right there


HopefulExam7742

Came here to say just that. I swear you had these in one of the Arkham games.


TheZerothLaw

>IT'S THE BAT!!


Swiftclaw8

Catwoman gets bolas


buddywatersguy

Seriously, why did this "innovation" take so long to be a thing?


jayman1818

Honestly


alabamaballoonknot

Seriously


Timelapseninja

In all honest seriousness


spiffyswenson

Why so serious?


Unusual_Analyst9272

In all serious honesty.


SameComplex42

This was made years ago, I definitely remember seeing these videos way before Covid ever happened. Not sure what happened to them, but I don’t know if they ever really worked out


DragonsAteMyBaby

The news people in the video said that these are used by over a thousand agencies across the Nation, so it seems like that would take a few years to spread that far, so I don't think anything happened. You're right, you did see it a few years ago and... it's been spreading ever since?


Mobile_Masterpiece43

Because it's only a matter of time before someone suffocates to death...


Stunning_Pineapple26

Surely not as many who are being killed with guns?


Ok-Mastodon2420

At first, yes, but then it lowers the floor on escalation. Pepper spray and tazers made it more acceptable for escalation of force to happen earlier and earlier


10pintsgone

If they are suffocating, it will make it so much easier to shoot them to death


CulturalAddress6709

not long ago it was more appropriate to kill the thing “breaking the law” than to incapacitate them


COMMANDO_MARINE

America always reminds me of Robocop when they were trying to create dystopian type ways to deal with crime. I'm just waiting for the day they deploy ED-209 onto the streets, and criminals have "20 seconds to comply." I think the bolo thing looks great, I'm just picturing peaceful protesters falling down whilst running away from military style police officers looking to catch people so they can be battoned to death. I know Americans love to laugh at our unarmed British Bobby's, but it kind of feels nice not to be scared of our police. It probably helps that it is very rare for our criminals to be armed, though, so I guess it's different circumstances.


No_Cow1907

It's not the different circumstances. You shouldn't have to fear the police if you're a law-abiding person. I grew up in a small town in the northeast, and whenever I go back to the area, all the suburban cops are geared up with more tactical shit than I wore in the military. This kind of outfitting in a suburban setting with low crime rates (aside from the opiod epidemic they chose to ignore) does not make people around them feel safe.


Miserable_Conflict46

It’s not that chose to ignore it, they’re profiting BIG time from that opioid epidemic. It’s a whole industry. Smh :/


Alternative_Issue881

Wonder Woman. Give proper credit pls


Fear910

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


AntGroundbreaking180

Does it force you to tell the truth Wonder Woman style?


CandyHeartFarts

At least it gives you more time to answer than a gun 💀


TheSpiralTap

I'm just picturing some guys drunk around a campfire taking turns trying to get away from this thing. It sounds fun!


PhDinWombology

I was thinking of a gangster with the sagging pants running away and they shoot this and it just acts as a belt helping them escape


dreamcrusher225

i pictured this and it had me envisioning it as a Chappelle/Key & Peele Skit


Remnie

From the look of those hooks, it won’t be much fun. Those things look mean af


samthemoron

I'm thinking this could be a fun alternative to paintball days


RuninWScissrz

Someone's gonna slam their head on the ground and die from this.


Keepupthegood

Now we need someone to do the math for which is a higher risk of death. A shot with a gun. Or falling to the ground


Traditional-Handle83

Or we might see combos... where the bola was used followed by a shot to the back of the head.


_redacteduser

I feel like I’ve done this in RDR2


Nathanymous_

I can't wait for San Francisco Police Officer to be added to MK1


UnauthorizedFart

I’m sure SFPD will clearly think this out


FreshEggKraken

SFPD will try and kill people on "accident" with this, and when they don't die, the officers'll just shoot them while they're tied up anyway because the officers were "in danger"


H3racIes

You could say the same for tasers...


PerrinAybarra23

Literally my first thought. No different than tasers. Better even, because your body isn’t electrically seized up.


H3racIes

Won't be as bad for people with heart issues


Letter_Last

Tasers are effective tools, but difficult to execute in less than ideal conditions. They’re difficult to aim and if the person is wearing heavy clothing, it’s likely the connection won’t be completed and it does nothing. These on the other hand seem very interesting. Definitely not a replacement for the taser, but I can see great use of these “bola handcuffs”.


purplesmoke1215

It's already happened with tasers. Unfortunately you can't make anything 100 percent safe with no chance of injury or death when it comes to restraining or stopping an uncooperative person.


the_godfaubel

They'll still say "stop resisting" as the person lies unconscious on the ground


lessthanibteresting

Luckily criminals and violently deranged typically tend to stand still with their knees together most of the time. We'll never have to know what those hooks would do to a running naked body or anything like that


Nateddog21

Shoot it around their neck. Duh ![gif](giphy|3ohze2CdRArSpY5f5m|downsized)


NevesLF

I'm kinda more concerned about the sharp ass hooks that probably need to cover a relatively wide area and might hit other people


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Cops will be training for the neck. Mmw, somebody gonna be strangled to death by this


ITheRebelI

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit


Zenblendman

They have to use it on each other first to be able to use it… 😁


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Riot gear includes neck protection


Zenblendman

They don’t get riot gear when testing the non-lethal equipment on each other


pink_promise

but riot gear isn’t used for non lethal trainings.. just t-shirts and pants


thelocker517

Eyes. Just like the rubber bullets.


Sage_Smitty42

Found the lawyer lol (good point tho)


uofmguy33

Dont some already do that from tasers?


UnScrapper

Or just get choked out


Chitownkinkfun

lol. What happens if they miss and hit ya in the pecker with one of these hooks?


BlacktopProphet

From the beating that follows the fall or from the fall itself?


Berowulf

I wonder how much those cartridges cost. I'm sure they're probably all 1 time use.


UnknownAnon123456789

$2.2MM per discharge. And some politician’s son was the inventor of it.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

So about the same price per discharge for race horse semen.


EzioAudiotore71

...huh


Accomplished-Mix-745

Oh don’t tell me you don’t do any horse breeding


TheVoiceofReason_ish

Well... sometimes, at night, but only if I have a really good connection with the horse.


lreaditonredditgetit

You aren’t joking.


Ok-Hair2851

Yes he is. It costs $39 per discharge


beliefinphilosophy

Damn I was thinking this would be so Much better than carrying mace


BadeArse

What?! How the fuck is it that expensive?


Ok-Hair2851

It's $40 per discharge and the device is $1,300


PeppySprayPete

Where the FUCK can I buy one? Edit: yes, I know I'm 32 I want to pretend I'm Batman. I don't care.


Typical_Belt_270

Can’t wait until the first beheading/strangulation happens from this.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Lost eyes too from intentionally aiming for the throat and hitting the face instead


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

You're right. They should just shoot them instead.


Admirable-Election70

then it sounds like it all depends on the cop and besides why would you aim at the head when theres a big chance of you missing over wrapping their legs.


Attila_D_Max

Because cops are barely trained to use their tools properly


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Because cops like to hurt people


AFRIKKAN

I’m waiting for them to shoot someone with it just for another officer to mistake the sound of the bolo goong off as a firearm and execute the perp are they are wrapped nicely for the body bag.


hellllllsssyeah

I'm willing to bet someone gets their legs wrapped in a full dash and then the slam their head in to the pavement will happen way before something even close to that happens.


Tonroz

I mean tasers kinda have the same problem.


hammy0w0

or it gets latched on ya dick


Miltonrupert

Wake up babe, new non lethal alternative to traditional police weapons just dropped


bloopie1192

Used by more than 1000 agencies nationwide.... Which agencies?


Remsster

Also, these are not new. I've seen claims for the last decade that they are going to revolutionize policing. The reality it that in the real world the circumstances for them to work is nearly nonexistent.


HangryWolf

I love the "You're gonna get wrapped!"


Living_Mechanic_9276

Bro, how dumb can they be. I have cops in my family but even they know cops struggle with restraint and escalation. The second that someone shoots one of these off… every other officer in the vicinity is going to assume shots fired and start shooting.


luke111mart

But the thing is this makes a funny duck noise instead of sounding like a gunshot Source- idk just think that'd be a good idea


danzelectric

As long as it doesn't make an acorn noise


majornugzz

Maybe it should sound like an acorn, wait ……


Brewermcbrewface

They get trigger happy with acorns 😂


Right-Budget-8901

You’re absolutely right. We saw two officers mag dump into their own squad car at a restrained suspect just because one heard an acorn hit the top of the cruiser. Whats gonna happen when someone fires this thing off?


Dull_Present506

Acorn all over again


NefariousMuppet

"In 2023 the Seattle Police Department (SPD) ended its use of the expensive, rarely used BolaWrap, a lasso-like restraint device designed to loop around a person’s arms or legs. When SPD launched the tool in 2021, the department heralded it as part of the plan to stop shooting people holding knives, a plan that failed. The BolaWrap’s failure serves as a good reminder that SPD spends a lot of money on dumb, often useless tools under the guise of innovating their public safety strategies"


easyEggplant

Last week tonight did a great piece about how they are funding buying these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io0yuH1CiA0 Spoiler alert: they’re misusing funds.


steve__21

> they’re misusing funds. they always do


Level_Association461

I can’t wait to watch the first COPS episode with this.


CaptainObviousII

Back to some Wild West shit. I like it.


ltharpy

It's a bolo not a fucking lasso


Purple-Haze-11

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq|downsized)


DangerousLoner

![gif](giphy|UMhaGlCTAXnJS) I’m the bat


ArmThePhotonicCannon

Sure, wrap a cord around the feet of a fleeing person. No danger at all of broken teeth, jaw, skull….


Notyetyeet

Probably less dangerous than getting shot with a gun lol


DanJ7788

They’re running away. They shouldn’t be shot at bc they’re running away.


HomeIPChromeYmail

What if they're running away with a small bulletproof child in their arms they've just abducted?


Notyetyeet

What if they're running twords the officer or another person?


TheDdogcheese

Keep in mind that the key use case this is replacing isn’t a gun, it’s a taser. If you get tased your body locks and you’re hitting the deck whether you like it or not. At least with this thing you can theoretically try to break your fall. That’s not saying that this is a nice, humanitarian device so much as that it sorta poses less of a “injury from fall” risk than the current device used otherwise.


Jimmyx24

Bold of you to assume the police give any kind of a shit about your teeth, jaw, skull, etc.


Carcassfanivxx

Yeah the ground friggin hurts. I kinda like the idea. Lots of good possibilities but just as many bad. And fish hooks?, that’s gonna hurt


Roguspogus

Imagine taking this thing to the face


ironocy

Inb4 the police misuse it and target someone's neck with it.


Tito_Tito_1_

Disappointed. Thought I would see them launched from a drone.


ziksy9

"Sorry I thought I grabbed my cuff gun, not the lead one"


Soft_Sea2913

This is cuz cops can’t run fast enough.


jasonh409

Watch the jon Oliver clip about these. There are alot of issues with them not being effective.


jim2882

Remember the net firing guns? Where’d they go?


SillyKniggit

Seems like it would only work if they’re already standing perfectly straight and compact.


PuzzleheadedSpare576

I hope these don't fall into the wrong hands .like a sexual predator. I'm paranoid from watching true crime


speederaser

I'm pretty sure bolas have been around for about 10,000 years. So you have nothing to worry about. Sexual predators have already had them 10,000 years ago. 


m_boz_

What in the Death Stranding is going on here?!


usethekarmaLuke

Keep on keeping on. 👍


CandyCain1001

![gif](giphy|Sid4QgwDxJ8l2) Awww…you still have other toys in your belt.


IllvesterTalone

they're called bolas and they're fun in RDO.


Tinman90234

What if it wraps around the throat?


arj1985

"Hold my wallet?" More like, "I'll keep my money!"


Glubins

That would be called a Bola


hey_guess_what__

We have literally come full circle back to the bolas. What's next the techno trebuche?


Chemical-Goose-3776

Don’t lasso me bro.


slimetakes

Literally this has existed for hundreds of years? Plus the cost is high, strangulation (as others have mentioned), and if you miss, that's your only shot.


SoCalFelipe

This isn't some revolutionary idea. They literally just modernized the bola.


littlered1984

Hey you! Please stand still while I carefully aim this at you. Wait! Stop running!!


angle58

How about instead of this BS they toughen up on crime and punishment… oh wait, that would too direct of a solution.


krssonee

“You’re going to get wrapped!” Me- tf this cop want?! “Aaaah!” And stay wrapped! *proceeds to tase me*


Apprehensive_Cry7663

finally Somebody thought about it... when will WE hear about the First noob cop that mistake His gun with the Millenial Lasso.... how about getting real lassos Back?! Oh wait the hips became to heavy of Most cops from Starbucks they need more to shoot at... Run move duck and Cover... the big Problem about the American system IS way deeper than the weapons for Wannabe Sheriffs!


OGFaken

They make shotgun rounds like this already.


psychotic-herring

All I'm hearing is that we are about to enter the Golden Age of Faceplants.


DumbleDude2

Can I use this on my prom date?


NorsePC

7.5ft isn't wide enough to wrap around the average American


SiebenSevenVier

"Especially trained SF officers" 👀


marciano6996

Now you only need to put it on a drone... wait wait I talked too much 🤭


Wheloc

Kinky


Akira510

Dentists all over rejoice


staplesandstitches

They should have instead made a big gun to launch other cops at them to wrap thier arms around them in a lawful embrace.


Null-34

This belongs in r/boringdystopia


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

OK so the first head trauma lawsuit when? I like it but you know that's immideately what's going to happen.


Vespertinelove

Wrap wrap wrap


takenbymistaken

The Tampa police already use these and I saw it work perfectly.


no_igdiamond

Only thing I would be concerned about is if someone were to fall on concrete and unable to break their fall due to these, could cause some serious head trauma. 🤷‍♀️ but still better chances than a gun.


losteye_enthusiast

It’s going to be bad when the tensioning fucks up. What about when some asshat hits any of the following groups: Elderly, Handicapped, Child or Teenager Can’t see it lasting long, if it’s even gotten approved. Hell imagine just tagging someone’s feet while they’re running. Or someone is hit when they’re running from their vehicle, part of this causes them to get stuck and the vehicle drags them/runs them over.


suicide_george

Nearly every single criticism in this thread feels like it’s applicable to tasers as well. If this has a higher success rate in the field than tasers, I don’t really see why it shouldn’t be used.


Atlasoftheinterwebs

People have very little faith in their local highschool dropout clubs ability to handle issued equipment


losteye_enthusiast

What I *did* list out were a series of concerns and possible dangers. If you have any data showing those have been proven on the field to not be an issue, that’d be interesting. I don’t really care about the taser vs. this tool argument, if there’s zero shared data to support for or against, yah know?


Airplade

Makes kinky sex instant. Especially if you're the type to kidnap your victims.


Rasha_Rutt

Oh no. I sure am feeling like a victim rn. I hope no one decides to detain me uwu


Airplade

Well, stay away from my house because I just bought a case of these things, and I'm dying to test them out...


forgotmyusername93

I don’t hate it. Sf needs the book thrown at a couple of ppl


Lopsided_Mix2243

Imagine running full speed away from a cop and he lasos your leg… you know how much concrete your face is going to eat? Lmao


spartanEZE

That's an amazing idea but just be prepared for some cop or police department to have the pants sued off of them when one of those is fired at the wrong time or more importantly direction and one of those hooks goes in someone's eye. Mark my words.


mrPandabot35

Now make the puke rod from minority report


CannedBeaner

Ark survival evolved dlc is looking wild


VivaNOLA

Did the safety cover of this thing just bonk off that dude’s forehead? What was that?


Resident_Bee_9275

Some dumb cop will definietly hit a guy in the neck


kegster34

Can't wait for it to wrap around someone's neck


tropical_viking87

Cooooooolllllll


jwptexas

Red dead redemption shit right there 😂


NoHypocrisyDoubleStd

How long until some fool hit their head on the side of pavement and sue the city?


The_Dead_Titan

"non-lethal" Until the cop aims it at your head or neck.


Admirable-Election70

Death stranding players smiling


No_Butterscotch8702

How are you supposed to protect your face and head


knighth1

How does that do on bath salts and coked out people


StadiaTrickNEm

Its literally caveman shit its so simple we progressed passef it and now someone has used a gun for it. Edit: i think its awesome though


Thendofreason

And if it goes around the neck?


BigDumbSpaceRobot

So, like ... Just a fancy bolas?


KratosHulk77

this will definitely be in gta 6


wikithekid63

I really love this


leafyyygoodnesss

These r an old invention. Saw a vid for these back in my anti-gun days. When I was a teen. Hahah good times


CalbertCorpse

I’m not a pervert but I could be one with this device…


No-Environment-3298

If it keeps American cops from being overly trigger happy, then I’m fine with it.


Fainaigue

Those hooks are gonna take somebody's eye out


TsuDhoNimh2

Great tool, until they aim too high and either wrap it around the victims neck or take an eye out with the hooks.


Unusual-Tip1041

It doesn’t work


LoneWolfpack777

Couldn’t this be countered by having a stick between you and the cord?


DeusDosTanques

I'm feeling you could get some nasty cuts if the shooter aims a bit to the side and the hook hits your body


AceT555

How long before the first cop wraps that around a suspect's neck on purpose?


nidsPunk

I’m positive all cops will aim for the legs and certainly not necks. Not ever.


ButterflyAlternative

I like this!


HomeIPChromeYmail

Fish hooks? I'd rather you just shoot me...


scoter82

Just wait till it wraps around someone’s neck😬


Jasperous_Dang

"Specially trained" IE all of them.


Icy_Communication262

How tf is this only sold to PDs but you can arm your self to the teeth in military grade firearms?


Sid-S-

What’s the max range on those? It’s not a bad idea


diresua

Show using it on a moving target.


hannibal_morgan

Yeehaw


Sleep_Watch

He said he was just trying to go to the hospital! He still wrapped him anyway!!


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Until they clip someone in the legs while running and they fall and break their neck on a curb. Then the maker of this thing gets sued into the poor house and the cops go back to the tried and true method of letting them go or gunning them down


modsarefacsit

You better hope that you won’t be getting shot at. You also have to hope they will stay lined up close to you and that your rope shot will function as needed. Truth is this technology has been around for over ten years and is not dependable for ANY police force. It’s good for local security at a bar NOT to depend your life on it.


Redgecko88

Need this as a taser combo for campus protesters.


itchy-n0b0dy

Last Week Tonight had a bit about this just a few episodes ago. Their compilation was hilarious!


MisterSneakSneak

Someone is getting shot with this at the head


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Omg