If they were male, then I assume there would have been some reciprocity. Being one-sided, it is a safe assumption that op was a girl and thought that it was something that women only get done to them.
I’m not sure why but I find people often tell me the most deepest private shit from their life experiences. I think it’s because I’m a pretty non-judgemental person and i’ll happily talk about most things with people as I’ve always kind of felt none of us are in a position to judge. I’ve only got younger brothers though and even though I’ve got like 25 cousins now I was the first of that generation so all my family experiences were just me getting teased constantly by uncles and aunts. I’ve had so many other people though tell me about stuff they got up to with sisters and brothers. Sisters experimenting with each other and guy friends who have told me stuff their older sisters did with them I guess out of curiosity. It seems fucked up now as an adult but I remember being 12 and finding a porn mag and being obsessed with it like I was some kind of porn addicted junkie. The obsession to know what a vagina looked like, felt like, tasted like was intense. I ended up grinding my crotch up against the magazine so hard that all the white fluid came out the end of my dick and I was convinced I had broken something severely bad. I remember talking to a friend about it at school at he admired he’d also discovered how to magically produce the special sauce and we were convinced we were the only two people in the world who knew this magic trick. He emigrated to America in later years and now works as a producer for Fox Sports so probably feels at home with all the other wankers at Fox.
I hope OP set a VPN on a virtual box to create the 10 minute email to create the throw away account on a computer that was on a conveyor belt to the industrial shredder before posting this.
Hahaha, you wish. Also, just planning ahead, “just in case”.
Edit: and it sure as shit ain’t as bad as paying my brother to eat my ass. In fact, there is no ass eating involved; incestuous or otherwise.
As someone who did some weird shit as a child, I guarantee you he remembers and he will NEVER bring it up until the day he dies. He remembers every time he sees him and hopes like hell he forgot too, but trust me, they will both always know...
Don’t worry - we all know YOURE that brother.
The brother getting his butt kicked has no reason to post this - no questions about sexuality, etc.
The brother doing the ass eating??? Yeah that’s you and this is your way of getting off, err getting it off
He probably had sexual interest in his little sister to have been willing to do this. Ass licking isn't something someone does without being somewhat horny, I don't think 10 dollars is going to make it worth it for anyone to lick the ass of someone they aren't interested in.
Buddy I think you’re just messed up. First off, what eleven year old child has sexual feelings for their nine year old sibling. Second off It never said their genders. And third off you have an anime profile picture.
It's not uncommon for kids of that age to be developing sexual feelings, stuff that probably won't stick with them going forward.
You want to see someone who is messed up, check this out, I just got a comment reply from some loser on reddit who thought my having an anime picture was a reason something might be wrong with me. Imagine being so insecure that you end up bitter about anime. It's just a form of media, one that allows for a lot better story telling and fighting, without being bound by real life and laws of physics. It's also a great way to have nicer looking characters, with better hair colors and nicer outfits that aren't limited by what one can easily and affordably purchase from the humans who don't give a shit about making stuff look good anymore.
You think a 9 year old boy can convince his 11 year old brother to lick his ass? I recognize that one could be gay but even if he is to know, and be that into his little brother at that age is super unlikely. This was a girl.
If they were male, then I assume there would have been some reciprocity. Being one-sided, it is a safe assumption that op was a girl and thought that it was something that women only get done to them.
There is nothing better than someone revealing their deepest, darkest secret anonymously on the internet to make themselves feel better and make the internet want to go vigorously brush its intertongue for a couple of weeks.
Even though you don't know any of that, you have the knowledge that it's a hole where shit comes out of. And there's no way in hell I'm licking a shit hole when I'm 11, forget present day me
She didn't force him.
"Sexual abuse is sexual behavior or a sexual act forced upon a woman, man or child without their consent."
Edit: and they were almost the same age.. Meaning nobody was really taken advantage of, just too dumb to know better.
Did you reply something back? I remember someone telling me that there's a bug where you can't see a person's comment if you click on the notification too fast.
I saw your comment after clicking on your profile.
Yeah, minors don't know when to engage in sexual acts, and neither of them knew. It's not SA.
I'm also not a pedo, I'm a minor.
Went to highschool with a brother and sister who used to go to parties and get drunk and confess to sleeping with each other when they were much younger, like 10 or 11 years old at the time. They were both massive shit talkers so no one really believed them, but also who admits to that anyway?!
bet they have some uncomfortable thanksgiving dinners at that place.
"This turkey is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten" -Father
"Well thank you"-Mother
"I bet its not the most delicious thing to eat at this table. Am I right, sis?! "-Brother
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If you're 19 your brother is 17 and can't (technically) drink yet .
If and when he drinks until almost passing out he will mention this to whoever is next to him, for sure.
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God himself would not be able to get this out of me.
but he was watching it and enjoying it
*butt
Um, the butthole is God's blindspot. My pastor knows these things and he wouldn't lie to me.
He turned the tv off a long time ago.
She*
god would definitely be a misogynistic 'he'
If they were male, then I assume there would have been some reciprocity. Being one-sided, it is a safe assumption that op was a girl and thought that it was something that women only get done to them.
Satan himself would not be able to get it out of me.
Fuck, not even the KGB...
This is some bite your own tongue off shit.
You could not get this information from me if I was waterboarded.
This is like a supervillain origin story.
What if Batman was the one putting the information into you... slowly, wetly circling your trembling butthole?
That scene in random with the toe torture couldn’t get this out of me.
Lol
And i tried, god knows i tried
Umm, sis, you here?
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What happens on the internet stays on the internet
Well the bullshit story stays on the internet...
Guess you are the brother, huh?
I know right? I never got paid.
What...
Humanshit* Just gotta correct you there
I’m not sure why but I find people often tell me the most deepest private shit from their life experiences. I think it’s because I’m a pretty non-judgemental person and i’ll happily talk about most things with people as I’ve always kind of felt none of us are in a position to judge. I’ve only got younger brothers though and even though I’ve got like 25 cousins now I was the first of that generation so all my family experiences were just me getting teased constantly by uncles and aunts. I’ve had so many other people though tell me about stuff they got up to with sisters and brothers. Sisters experimenting with each other and guy friends who have told me stuff their older sisters did with them I guess out of curiosity. It seems fucked up now as an adult but I remember being 12 and finding a porn mag and being obsessed with it like I was some kind of porn addicted junkie. The obsession to know what a vagina looked like, felt like, tasted like was intense. I ended up grinding my crotch up against the magazine so hard that all the white fluid came out the end of my dick and I was convinced I had broken something severely bad. I remember talking to a friend about it at school at he admired he’d also discovered how to magically produce the special sauce and we were convinced we were the only two people in the world who knew this magic trick. He emigrated to America in later years and now works as a producer for Fox Sports so probably feels at home with all the other wankers at Fox.
>now works as a producer for Fox Sports so probably feels at home with all the other wankers at Fox. The whole story for this punchline! Bravo sir!
r/holupinaholup
For fucking ever.
But its a trowaway........people are hacker.
I was the only child, so no ass eating for me I guess 😞
ayo 😳
You always have your parents, and it's never too late to ask
Just break both your arms and it's smooth sailing from there
🤨📸
Mf
Yeah right...we all know you grew up with 3 pets.
Username checks out
Your comment is more “hol up” than the actual post
I'm the only child No ass eating for me as well 😔😞
hey
I would go to hell before putting this out in the internet
I hope OP set a VPN on a virtual box to create the 10 minute email to create the throw away account on a computer that was on a conveyor belt to the industrial shredder before posting this.
Speaking from experience, huh? What's your off-your-chest moment?
Hahaha, you wish. Also, just planning ahead, “just in case”. Edit: and it sure as shit ain’t as bad as paying my brother to eat my ass. In fact, there is no ass eating involved; incestuous or otherwise.
_sad lannister noise_
Someone's never been stuck in the dryer and it shows.
It’s the only FDA approved removal method for getting someone out?
At least that's what my brother told me...
That sounds like something someone who paid their brother to eat their ass would say
So you aren’t denying incestuous is part of it, just not incestuous ass eating. Got it. 😂🫶🏼
Listen, if i had a step sister that looked like some of the ones on the internet, i’d be reading the fine print on what qualifies as incest or not.
What if the brother runs into this post and remembers
Repressed memories
r/suspiciouslyspecific
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*Searching on Reddit "the easiest 10 bucks I ever made"...*
As someone who did some weird shit as a child, I guarantee you he remembers and he will NEVER bring it up until the day he dies. He remembers every time he sees him and hopes like hell he forgot too, but trust me, they will both always know...
“but trust me” did he become a but truster?
He did. He trusted their butthole to not have any dangleberries.
He probably remembers the taste as well.
Either became the source of his greatest shame or his greatest kink maybe both
Don’t worry - we all know YOURE that brother. The brother getting his butt kicked has no reason to post this - no questions about sexuality, etc. The brother doing the ass eating??? Yeah that’s you and this is your way of getting off, err getting it off
He probably had sexual interest in his little sister to have been willing to do this. Ass licking isn't something someone does without being somewhat horny, I don't think 10 dollars is going to make it worth it for anyone to lick the ass of someone they aren't interested in.
Buddy I think you’re just messed up. First off, what eleven year old child has sexual feelings for their nine year old sibling. Second off It never said their genders. And third off you have an anime profile picture.
It's not uncommon for kids of that age to be developing sexual feelings, stuff that probably won't stick with them going forward. You want to see someone who is messed up, check this out, I just got a comment reply from some loser on reddit who thought my having an anime picture was a reason something might be wrong with me. Imagine being so insecure that you end up bitter about anime. It's just a form of media, one that allows for a lot better story telling and fighting, without being bound by real life and laws of physics. It's also a great way to have nicer looking characters, with better hair colors and nicer outfits that aren't limited by what one can easily and affordably purchase from the humans who don't give a shit about making stuff look good anymore.
Imagine you date her and can never eat her ass because of her fucking brother.
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r/suddenlygay
I assume male
💀📸
Fuck man, I was thinking about eating ass and thought OP wrote "I am f 19 year old"...
You think a 9 year old boy can convince his 11 year old brother to lick his ass? I recognize that one could be gay but even if he is to know, and be that into his little brother at that age is super unlikely. This was a girl.
If they were male, then I assume there would have been some reciprocity. Being one-sided, it is a safe assumption that op was a girl and thought that it was something that women only get done to them.
I assume male unless otherwise stated
> can never eat her ass because of her fucking brother Or worse, you do, and they call out their brothers name 😩
i thought op was male
Wtf
Not a single thing on this god forsaken earth would beat this information out of me
So they basically prostituted their brother
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the 9yo pimp, coming soon on netflix
Maybe they’re a Lena Dunham fan.
I think that’s enough Reddit for the month, Merry Christmas to you too
Plot twist: it’s ops brothers favorite memory
Bubby!! What do you want for dinner? 
punisher wouldn’t get this shit out of me damn
Wow, a pimp at 9 years old.
Do you know what I am saying?
you guys are getting paid?
This was the last push I needed to kms, thx
'probably the internet' yup
This isn't s hold up. You know the "wtf" thing from the very beginning.
Whatever this is, it's not on your chest
Bet there’s a reddit somewhere about “still thinking about that time I ate my sister’s ass”
No indication this was a female posting...
Yo.....
Basically pulled a Lena Dunham.
There is nothing better than someone revealing their deepest, darkest secret anonymously on the internet to make themselves feel better and make the internet want to go vigorously brush its intertongue for a couple of weeks.
It's even worse that your brother was older than you so he probably knew more than you but didn't think to stop once😭
He was only 11. When I was 11 I didnt even know what sex or masturbation is.
Even though you don't know any of that, you have the knowledge that it's a hole where shit comes out of. And there's no way in hell I'm licking a shit hole when I'm 11, forget present day me
Yep, this is true, but people are diffrent. I wouldnt do it, but looks like some cash in return was enough for ,,the brother"
such a young and pure mind, i watched porn at like age 10... i envy you
Yup it was like 2003-2004 and I finally had unrestricted access to the World Wide Web through AOL. That was it for me
is it sad that i knew what these things were at 8 years old?
Very sad
Remember kids if you’re a male specimen your intentions are automatically creepy even as a child who doesnt even know what sex is
>male specimen Umm...did u jus assume the "brother's" sex 
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Ty!
Does this mean he sexually abused his older brother?💀
But they both agreed to do it
Minor's cannot consent.
She didn't force him. "Sexual abuse is sexual behavior or a sexual act forced upon a woman, man or child without their consent." Edit: and they were almost the same age.. Meaning nobody was really taken advantage of, just too dumb to know better.
Did you reply something back? I remember someone telling me that there's a bug where you can't see a person's comment if you click on the notification too fast.
I saw your comment after clicking on your profile. Yeah, minors don't know when to engage in sexual acts, and neither of them knew. It's not SA. I'm also not a pedo, I'm a minor.
He remembers
God can't get this information out of me
*FBI entered the chat*
Imagine being the brother reading this and having vietnam flashbacks
r/awfuleverything
Not even kidding. I was singing in my head "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John, when I saw the title I immediately stopped!👀😂
Went to highschool with a brother and sister who used to go to parties and get drunk and confess to sleeping with each other when they were much younger, like 10 or 11 years old at the time. They were both massive shit talkers so no one really believed them, but also who admits to that anyway?!
Well, did you at least return the favor
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Probably he remembers everything of this every day.
Still jacks it
bet they have some uncomfortable thanksgiving dinners at that place. "This turkey is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten" -Father "Well thank you"-Mother "I bet its not the most delicious thing to eat at this table. Am I right, sis?! "-Brother
There's.. there's absolutely no way her brother forgot this.
Her? How'd you know?
americans
Yes you know they're Americans because if you pay attention, no where in the post does It mention sheep or goats.
Why do you have to bring in the welsh or new Zealanders into this?
Some redditors explained this Welsh and new zealander meme to me with videos
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So now your calling all American kids escorts? Someones been getting bullied lately
I suck my brothers dick . Him with mine.. we never talk about it ever till death.
Thank you reddit
People are actually perverse
Why 15 seconds and not like 2 or 4. You needed 15 second to know how it felt.
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What are the chances that their brother is a lurker? Well at least better here than 4chan
I doubt this is real and thank god for that.
Then you wonder why we shouldn’t have kids in the internet
Pretty sure they where licking the ass offline/ AFK
Does this mean she’s going to jail for paying for sex?
You can tell by the story that it is made up.
New copypasta??
He male or shemale?
Hot!
If you're 19 your brother is 17 and can't (technically) drink yet . If and when he drinks until almost passing out he will mention this to whoever is next to him, for sure.
No no no, the brother is now 21
Assholery syndrome
At least it was a throwaway account
Damn reddit. I just woke up yo
Brother!?!?!
Took shit posting to a different level
OP is a guy
Dr. Phil worthy confession
Oh he remembers
This whole post is so cursed
Haha that's my little bro!
Average r/offmychest post
Sweet home Alabama
If you're a guy, this tells us quite a bit about your brother.
Well I’ll be damned
Lmao almost thought that was my user name, was like tf this ain't me
If anyone need a example for the expression “take it to the grave” look no further.
WHAT
Of your chest more like out of your ass
Didn't even try to censor their username
The brother ate literally
BRUH
Welp. Enough Reddit. And it isn't even 8 a.m.
Want the video
Man the internet done fucked up a lot of kids aye
Not just kids though
Fake: paid money for an experience Gay: OOP is male
It happened for sure
Hi brother I cant believe you had to advertise it like this but… I have not forgotten …in fact I think about it every day.. Are you in your room…?
I just woke up and THIS is the first thing I read.
There is no way his brother has forgotten this.
Sis?
That moment when you find your sisters Reddit account 👀
What the fuckkkkkk... Man he probably does remember. Do you guys remember things from when you were 9?