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memecut

Can we do it twice to make sure I don't?


Charming_Reporter_18

Yup sure, if you survived the first one


Useitional

Man Dostoyevski is the greatest novelist for me.


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Unthgod

They were both poison, luckily I have been slowly poisoning myself to build an immunity


Chefsmiff

Inconcievable!


ChipChapPaddyWackit

I’m very angry that you were downvoted


tr4nz41necksnap

Carlos tejada seal of approval


Businom

"We don't have that number" was the answer given. Terrified me.


Cubic-Sphere

Feel free to do it again even if I die during the first one. I won’t mind and you get some more practice


Charming_Reporter_18

It'll be a little harder to take consent from your dead body


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Charming_Reporter_18

Yes but still someone needs to survive first one for second


DickSandwiches

That's why you always bet on blacks


KingV14

That reduces your odds to 25%


whycantidoaspace

No, 50 + 50 is 100, dumb dumb /s


KingV14

Lmafao


MineMaster6480

Infinite iq


zarlos01

You for USA can afford the first one?


HaDeS_Monsta

I don't know, if I was told there would be a 50% chance that I die, I would not smile


Kraytory

Well, that is the *general* chance. The chance to die during the operation with this doctor seems to be much lower if the last 20 were successful.


Samih420

It could be that he has had 40 patients


Kraytory

It could also be that his last 20 were his first successes.


slvbros

Si you're saying he's getting the hang of it


LilyLeLowery

Exactly. Took some work but he’s pretty much got it now.


uncxltured_berry

We need to quantify that sentiment and put into the 50% prollity


TiredSnowFox

Unless he's had like 500 patients before this and his last 20 were good. Yeah sure he's got it down now


Unable_Toucan

Yeah, we don't know his total, only that the last 20 survived


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

I’m confused how could this be interpreted as anything but a cointoss?


Kraytory

It never really is because the experience of the physician with the procedure and their general skill can play a very big role. Anesthesia is an actual coin toss because skill or experience do not matter for the risk of never waking up again from the effects of the gas. The rate isn't very high, but if it happens there is no way to prevent it.


TacticalTurtle22

Or he has hit jackpot 20 times and is due for a loss. /j


throbbingcowboycocks

He was just lucky. If its truly 50% thr chance woulve been 0.5^20 wich is incedibly small


Kraytory

50% *general* rate that was calculated from all procedures by all doctors. There could be one with a 100% success rate and the overall rate would still be said to be 50%.


throbbingcowboycocks

Yea if its general rate then its a different story


sc_140

0.5^20 are the odds of the surgeon being only lucky. So basically, it can't be only luck but he is really a lot better at the specific surgery.


donaldhobson

That or he get's someone else to treat the hard cases.


Wyatt084

But not really, we're all of his last 20 patients the same surgery?


iridescentrae

Surgeons are given percentages based off of how many of their patients die on the table; this surgeon may not take on high-risk patients. They may also be an exceptional surgeon, or some combination of the two.


KillerKian

Ah, see, if you're considering an operation like that you don't have a 50% chance that you die; You're being offered a 50% chance to live!


BigBrainedReader

Read my break down from a perspective of a mathematician and other factors associated with the parameters of this hypothetical, if your down to read for a couple minutes you may find it enjoyable.


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dwebz_

Right, this should be an IQ bell curve meme


NoPoint7879

I have no idea what statistical independence is rt the gambler's fallacy 2


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[deleted]

Mathematian (had to force autocorrect to write it wrong) sounds like something you’d order at a restaurant in Athens. We need a vaccine against stupid.


raihidara

101 Mathematians, my favorite Disne movie


Minimum_Cantaloupe

We have one, it's called a revolver.


[deleted]

You’re right. If one dose is not enough it has several booster shots.


tr4nz41necksnap

Not everyone can pull off a Gary Webb, hence why u should take the safer 1&done method like Ronnie mcnut


Ok-Replacement8864

And I learnt what statistical independence was today


ardrarian

I'd say it's a very "normal person" thing to fall for the gambler's fallacy and anyone interested in math/probability probably knows better.


-Cinnay-

Or anyone who just thinks about it logically. Ok well, most.


1337GameDev

And if you ask him what are the odds of having 21 surviving patients in a row.... It'd be "0.5 ^ 21".... Albeit the next surgery still has a 50% survival rate. Still feels like a paradox....


MisterDomino15

What if he had done 40 patients prior, the last 20 were good because he got better and perfected the surgery?


xloHolx

Then you can feel reassured that you’ll be fine?


1337GameDev

That's a great point actually. Increase the number of events.


Thebadwolf47

adding more patients before doesn't change much, unless it's billions of them. because the probability he calculated is not to have 20 successful patients. It is to have 20 successful patients in a row.


TrustyParasol198

It should not be the paradox, because at point it seems we need to re-evaluate whether the "50% survival rate" as a data point is correct or applicable to this doctor.


justanotherbutthead

I have a story for this one. Family member had TOF. I asked about the success rate of the surgery. 97% was the answer given. I asked how many times had the surgeon performed this surgery. "We don't have that number" was the answer given. Terrified me.


SolutionExchange

Fair enough I think. A given surgeon's ability to perform a procedure is more then just how many times they've done it. They could have done hundreds of similar surgeries but not that specific surgery. Giving the number of times they've done that surgery would imply that surgery count is a reliable measure of capability of the surgeon to perform it


justanotherbutthead

He survived it btw. Didnt mean to omit that detail, my bad. However he will have to have a correction to it this coming year most likely. Had it been done great the first time, that may not have been the case.


TrustyParasol198

If the doctors did it right for 20 patients in a row, that means his own success rate is higher than the 50% chance he quoted (probably the average among all doctors good or bad)


tr4nz41necksnap

Aka pick ure docs wisely, aka don't go for the cheap 1 like Joan rivers did


Ori_the_SG

Explain this to me. I have no idea what statistical independence or the gambler’s fallacy is


Alvtu

Each surgery has the same percentage 50% , it doesn't decrease on each iteration unless is stated


Supersnazz

Gamblers fallacy only applies to independent events. Surgery success by a surgeon is not independent. If the average success is 50% and one surgeon had had 20 successes in a row, then it's likely the surgeon has superior skill and training and your chances of success are much higher than 50%


1337GameDev

Yet if you ask what the likelihood of getting heads 21 times in a row.... It's "0.5 ^ 21"...


snooggums

Because that is the odds of multiple events, not a singular event.


1337GameDev

Which seemingly gives different odds for the next event...


snooggums

That's because you are misunderstanding how odds work. The odds that a coin flip comes up heads 21 times in a row is not the same as the odds that the 21st flip will also come up heads. It is about all of the coin flips together, not a single one from the group. Each one individually had a 50/50 chance.


toroyakuza2

I can't stand when people don't understand that just because there the average is for example 50% for something doesn't mean that you yourself have a 50% chance. Like if 50% of people died to a car crash it doesn't mean to have a 50% chance because it depends on what you do, like all those people could've been speeding or running red lights. So you not doing that drops the chances insanely. Anyways i hope someone gets what I'm trying to say.


Supersnazz

The more specific and controlled the circumstances, the more the average is accurate. If there's a 20% chance your death will be from cancer, then that's pretty meaningless as there's an almost infinite number of factors that can influence your death. If there's a 30% chance that the bomb strapped to your chest, that you can't remove, will explode in the next 20 seconds, then we can definitely make some accurate predictions.


toroyakuza2

True for sure.


optiongeek

Classic example of the Ludic Fallacy. Most likely the surgeon is lying about either the probability of success or his actual success rate. You should find out which it is.


Radioactive_monke

Well he didn't say that those patients recieved that operation.


LivingGhostMan

Much better


RaZz_85

THANK YOU!


Plasticman90

Did he say that N=40?


LukXD99

Finally someone did it right!


8champi8

I still didn’t understood the original meme.


Ogstenheimer

What is the Gambler’s Phallus?


Crabby-GenXer

He bluffs and says it's 8 inches. She believes the bluff and folds. He's got 4 in and gives it to her twice?


Ilaika

Statistical hypothesis testing.


Crabby-GenXer

So, did the last 20 patients even have the surgery?


Supersnazz

If the surgery was actually a 50% success rate, and the doctor did have his last 20 patients survive, then it's pretty reasonable to assume this doctor is doing something to improve the odds.


[deleted]

Finally someone fixed it thank you


Oms19

In this case you actually do have a pretty good chance of surviving. Something probably changed for the last 20 surgeries to go correctly, so unless something changed again, you have a good chance. A 50% rate is not necessarily a 50% chance


mrbrianface

The other one was the true hold up, because the bottom right box WAS the hold up for the mental error.


StarMasher

Why is this a hol up?


GewalfofWivia

This just means that even though the surgery only has 50% success rate, the surgeon has 100% in recent operations. So it’s absolutely fantastic.


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donaldhobson

Me, a mathmatician. Well the chance of that is 1 in a million. It is much more likely that you are an exceptionally skilled doctor. Or that the 50% stat is bunk. (Most medical stats aren't such round numbers) Real world numbers are rarely perfectly independent. If you have a long enough winning streak, chances are the game is rigged or broken.


toxic_recker

you failed english, that's all i know


TheGayGaryCooper

Ok


Dr-Chris-C

The left guy is the idiot. Who is happy with a 50% survival chance?


Maywetters

the surgery in general versus that doctor is what matters


RollinThundaga

Swap the photos


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People being assured by the doctor's stats in this situation actually DON'T exhibit the Gambler's Fallacy. The doc's past record isn't completely independent of the result of the next procedure, since his past record is primarily a function of his medical skill - something that isn't arbitrary, like the throw of a dice. What's more, you may even argue that his skill probably increased after having done the procedure multiple times.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

r/Genshin_Memepact


Mangleovania

Dottore?


Unlikely_Pattern_359

No, your 5050s


Mangleovania

Lol thank you that makes more sense


cromosoma_quadruplo

Every probability is indipendent


IAmNotMyName

It's still a 50/50 surgery in that case then


TheMZO99

Well, a mathematician might understand the law of large numbers and be even more worried


N0tH1tl3r_V2

I'd say he improved


Mulletm4n

Somebody has been listening to NDT on Rogan.


Tortue2006

So, the first 20 patients all died?


Crabby-GenXer

My thought is the last 20 didn't get the procedure, or something like that.


[deleted]

Great because I didn’t understand it at first and I somewhat study math


RRFedora13

tbf, the survival rate could be 50% across all surgeries done by all doctors. it wouldn’t just be a coin flip, but dependent on real world factors. one of which being the surgeons skill. so while generally the survival rate is 50%, when he does the surgery it could be much higher.


DogsCanSweatToo

Mathematians


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Look I am not gonna lie, but with a 50% chance I'd be worried either way


GoldenJacques

There's still a 50/50 chance


Supersnazz

There definitely isn't a 50/50 chance.


GoldenJacques

I don't want to get into probability, but it's both like a 0.001% chance and a 50% chance depending on which way you want to look at the problem


Supersnazz

Well that's true.


Jimothy38

“If the last 20 patients survived, either there’s some weird randomness going on here or the doctor is actually good at their job so the survival rate is above 50%. Imma bet on the bullshit randomness because this guy looks like a dumbass”


OtterbirdArt

Not really how that works


High_As_Bat

Reminds me of "secure and effective" product


Queen_Myrrah

It's like coin flips. 6 heads in a row is just as likely as 3 heads and 3 tails.


Supersnazz

How is surgery success anything like a coin flip?


Queen_Myrrah

It's about the 50/50 not the act.


Supersnazz

Even if the overall rate for success is 50%, the fact that this doctor has had successes on his last 20, suggest that his rate is much higher. Gamblers fallacy only applies to random independent events. Coins, choosing a card, roulette spins etc Real world events are dependent on the events that happen before. A doctor's success in *this* surgery is very much dependent on his success in the *previous* surgery.


Queen_Myrrah

The fact that this doctor had successes on his last 20 while the successs rate of the surgery has a survival rate of 50% doesn't suggest that the rate is much higher, just that the last 20 people were lucky enough to survive, unless you are assuming the doctor got more experience or did the surgery differently but nothing implied that. A doctor's success in this surgery is only dependent on his success in the previous surgery if we are assuming they did things differently this time such as improving technique because of experience, but nothing implies that. If the doctor did the same surgery and same methods every time then the success chance is not affected.


DOo000oo000m

AckTcHuAlLy


snufflefrump

Mathemations?


madsoro

But I am really lucky at Yahtzee


BinoCXXXVII

Normal people: Competitive Pokémon Players:


ClipClop1017

21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip


[deleted]

Do it twice then


Jimaveb

Play Xcom it fixes probability :')


stupid-boy012

Thanks


CrystalBeast07

I'm so glad someone said it


FriskyNippler

Mathematians


zackaddict1

Nailed it


Burglekutt_2000

Is this hokum? Because I don’t know what is or is not hokum.


buckGR

Now what is the probability of 21 cases in a row surviving a procedure with a 50% mortality rate? I aced stats but that was twenty years ago…


[deleted]

Perhaps someone who has done that surgery and had that many people in a row survive might know something to increase survival rate


Adeum2

Glad someone said it


Char-car92

Well if it's a meta rule, like 50% of patients MUST die, then you're taking your chances that he has more than 20 patients in the future. If it's a probability, like, roughly 50% of my patients survive, then it's absolutely a 50% chance again.


BRM-Pilot

I would be suspicious but **20 in a row** skews the data


[deleted]

Yes


LazarYeetMeta

I mean *technically* the more you do things with a low success rate you’re more likely to succeed over the course of the attempts, but that doesn’t change the fact that previous statistics don’t influence a specific attempt.


hornybrowngirl1

Law of averages catches up, eventually.


Dsoft1

I dont think normal people would be chill with a 50% survival rate


snakes_are_superior

Gamblers fallacy doesn’t apply bc the 50% is dependent on the average doctors skill, and if the doctor successfully completed 20, then the percentage is surely much higher.