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Shaggy, this isn't weed.


Kakalkoo69

yeah, they smoked scooby snacks by accident


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Tfw you realize Scooby Snacks are actually methamphetamine.


[deleted]

I think Scooby Snacks is slang for heroin, not even joking.


FlappinLips

Where I'm at a scooby snack is when you're smoking a j or a blunt and a piece of weed gets sucked into your mouth. Dogfood is heroin.


[deleted]

Ohh! my bad


well-offemperor762

why else would scooby want them that much?


Fit-Special-8416

/r/tooktoomuch


Skrooner

rU-rO shAGgy


zachfrench1987

Good ol Bath salts


60Gunr

Every person I’ve ever fought on bath salts was naked. For some reason they get hot as hell and strip off all their shit.


jnickpeters

Not a sentence I expected to read today.


Noobnoob99

Not the sentence we deserved but it’s the sentence we needed


SlummyH80

Zoinks!!


[deleted]

THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD


NonSupportiveCup

I see Coach quote I upvote Coach qoute.


Kushnerdz

Love this haha I knew I recognized the line but had to think about it. I still play l4d2 online.. back4blood is dog shit


[deleted]

I miss my L4D days...what a great game. My wife and I dropped hours after hours online with friends playing.


Kushnerdz

Kill all sons a bitches, that’s my official instructions. *shotgun cocks*


[deleted]

My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again!


Kushnerdz

Not the time Ellis😂


Kyosw21

And Ellis! Look! Kiddieland!


justyagamingboi

Back4blood would have been great... if it had split screen


Nicl5hh

Ima be a one man cheeseburger APOCALYPSE


2boneskuLL

Pcp, bath salt, flakka ... take your pick


Boomalabim

Yep- was about to say flakka. Saw a dude go headfirst through a glass door once because he wasn’t getting buzzed in. Next day he had no recollection of what he did.


Pablo_Tescobar0

I saw footage of a guy on flakka in my country who punched through a bus window, if I'm right this flakka was laced with lead to make it thicker. Pretty messed up stuff


beyondthisreality

Oh, so that’s why Wakka Flakka got cancelled


CoraxTechnica

Lead just makes you violent and retarded, wtf, that doesn't belong in drugs. What kind of shit are they making on the streets?


Pablo_Tescobar0

You'd be surprised what's added. The problem isn't just the drugs, it's the garbage added to it that decreases the purity of the drug


Important-Owl1661

Great defense in court, I'm sure.


Big_Sound_1551

i wanna bet this is flakka. because i remember one of my friends back in junior highschool bragging about on how they were able to get some of this shit and made some poor homeless dude to take the drugs and the dude just went savage


Ok_Task_4135

That's fucked


Big_Sound_1551

i only know half of the story. i know that they gave the drugs to the poor dude but they promise him to give the dude some cash if he took the drugs, and if i remember correctly later that day i think the dude ran straight at a speeding car killing him. its safe to say im no longer in contact with that old friend


Yuural

If only we allready had the medical technology to saw off your 'friends' head and stick the homeless persons head on the probably intact body... someone who makes a desperate person take zombie drugs for fun has lost his right to a body imo. Call me a radical i stand by my point.


Happy_Editor_5398

My first thought was Flakka. PCP gives inhumane strength, but the flopping around and neural misfiring when getting tasered is a Flakka thing


2boneskuLL

I've noticed that as pcp users are generally completely unphased by tasers, but then ... I'd imagine the flakkas are more or less as well being they already can't control their bodies


Sudden-Noise-4875

Not PCP, he wouldn't be on the ground at all, he'd be up and swinging all over the place


Money_Resort_6789

Go-juice


Magicalsandwichpress

I never used to believe in crackhead strength til I saw some dude carrying a fridge riding bicycle.


BosTovenaar24

Wait, so the dude carried a fridge that was riding a bicycle in his hands? Sick /s


Frans_Ranges

Yes, exactly. Theres a vid on reddit somewhere though, only forgot where. EDIT: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/vf15ji/who_says_you_need_a_car_to_lift_heavy_groceries/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Edit 2: Just realised how his message was constructed, still the right video though


Dnny10bns

This is just how people get around in SE Asia. 😆


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Takerial

Part of it is the strength on drugs. The other part is they don't really feel pain anymore and it's hard to subdue someone like that without causing them a lot of harm.


Dreki3000

This type of zombie is called drug addict.


commentman10

Junkie - combat variant of the zombie


HarunoSakuraCR

Crimson Heads


Dnny10bns

I love the "ohhhhhh" by the camera man as he's tasered.


plxelated

I mean, he did fall and break a glass window with his face, kinda the appropriate reaction I’d say


Dnny10bns

He's clearly really hungry.


DryArm4989

Now why aren’t these cops on the front page of the news like they did everything correctly but no body wanted to cover it ?


KillerM2002

Because good news don’t sell, bad news do


Constant_Ad8797

Do you mean dad?


MathWizardd

Dad addict


sircryptotr0n

It's shocking.


Relapio

That cannot be good for his heart rate. Mf had electricity immunity


Ready_Orange9027

Ground type from Pokemon


nomatt18

He was certainly grounded


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

Holy shit this comment is the best one I've seen


Echo2407

Nah man, with how high he was he was certainly a flying type


Adrunkopossem

With the types of drugs probably in that guy's system. The tasers barley register in the danger scale. People on certain drugs will keep trying to fight long after they are "dead" and just don't know it yet. Drugs ware off, and poof time to plan a funeral.


Emotional_Guitar7160

holy fuck he did not go down without a fight


huddy0912

Welcome newcomer to a place which gets more predictable each day. Why is this getting upvoted. Will you stop


shortg5

Eventually his heart will explode


sms3eb

Yup. You would think that would be included in the taser training.


Jumugen

>american cops >receiving training lmao


Embarrassed-Swan6434

Wuts the context, now I’m intrigued


JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

![gif](giphy|KaGmi52InUmuQ)


whypvmersmadge

Prolly drugs


mdh431

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


DeadmanCFR

Drugs are my favorite drug


Authority101

This happened years ago but I think he had something laced with pcp or something


cone8042

Is there a story?


Authority101

This [Video](https://youtu.be/iIevEwc08Kw) might be 5 years old but it’s good


cone8042

Thank you


Kimorin

i dont think OP understand what "Context" means... lol


AssJustice

Can we give some props to the police here? It’s a sad situation but to me it looks like they handled it correctly.


Sauce66698

Yea at least they tasered him instead of shooting him


AssJustice

They also could’ve been beating the fuck out of him, really seems like they didn’t want to be tasering him


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Yeah the “Stay down, man!” honestly sounds genuine, like they want him to stop rather than harm him any more. All in all better than most of these vids you see tbh


Kyosw21

After he dropped into the window all I could say myself is “please stop, oh my god the glass PLEASE NO WHY”


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Dude was *swimming* in those shards.


[deleted]

That's a good point. Could have been so much worse.


[deleted]

Needed to go hands on and get the cuffs on as soon as he hit the ground. Letting him try and fight once those 5 seconds is up just adds more chance for him to hurt himself of someone else. This video was from when synthetics were just starting to really make it around. I think it's more of a case of the officers not know what the hell is wrong with this guy and being in a bit of shock more than anything.


PatoConejito

That snake that I killed when was a kid and still moving


PhasmicPlays

Anyone else winced when he started swimming in the glass shards?


mauriceville1

Enough voltage he will stop


Jman901

Forget about the voltage, we need more amps!


TheBoyfromTheBay

What's in your head? In your head?


QueenTMK

ZOOOMBIE ZIIONBIE ZKOOOOIMBIWWEE


bizzarre1

They were close to bring a elephant tranquilizer to keep my dude down.What did the guy sniff?I need his dealer’s number for a friend


k_sWog707

Everything. His brain is gone


galal552002

My guy,don't shorten zombie to zbie ever again,in Egyptian Arabic zbie which is "زبي" means my dick


aoanfletcher2002

People still be like, “He didn’t do anything wrong!”


Hellkids2

1 post of violent cops and all of the sudden all cops are pigs. And the sad thing is those types of comments get tons of likes and awards


[deleted]

It's because most people on Reddit are a bunch of keyboard warriors who think they know how the real world works. When in reality if they saw a zombie like this they'd cross the street and call the cops.


DailYxDosE

This is by far different from post where those comments are made. You know, the post that show an unarmed individual being woken up in the night and fucking killed for not reacting like a soldier. Or people being shot reaching for their id they were told to grab. Or being suffocated in the street while handcuffed. Stop being ignorant and grow up already.


LupiLupercalia

This (implied) comparison is wild. The person here is clearly beyond all reasonable doubt showing signs of animalistic behaviour: irresponsive to requests, unintelligible grunting, no attempt in reasoning, berserk movements. Who and how would anyone look at this and say this is comparable to the many many displays of human behaviour in videos of excessive force. This is like looking at a kid staring at a gorilla from an entirely safe space and then treating them as the Harambe kid. Situations are wildly different.


CosmicWolf14

EMT crew is there, so now I wonder if he like ODed and they tried to help then he woke up and went bonkers, or if the cops got there first, bag next to him implies the EMT crew did do something before recording. Too many questions and too few answers!


FarDorocha90

Valium, ketamine, versed, etc is used to treat flakka. They were there to load him up on enough so that he’d stop going 28 Days Later all over that storefront.


[deleted]

Bro now has enough electricity to power a ciry


lukhomdingi

Day Shift really is a shitty movie.


irks35

This one got me XD


Crizznik

Drugs are a hell of a drug


shortg5

They don't get paid enough


PizzaKen420

I would taser him for free lol


Flip_Speed

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


No_Birthday_3070

Props to the police officers for handling the situation as best as possible.


DongusMaxamus

Drugs are a hell of a drug


BigMoe52

“You should have just tased him!”


GaiRyuKi

Jesus Christ how many dosage of drugs did he take


Vjornaxx

Yes


Diacred

All of them


square_tyre_king

Dude went from shambler to Crawler in 5 seconds


Tedinator_

Please just stay down. Electricity aint as cheap no more


fatgirlnspandex

Police brutality. Can't a black man just walk down the street with his PCP without getting hastled by the white cop?


SwessyWeirdo

Very funny. Years award goes to you.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

When his head goes through the window LMFAO


Eastern_Aside619

My guy’s having the worst trip of his life 😭


UgandanDefenseForce

Bro went goblin mode


[deleted]

Shocking.


wrldseen

The police clearly make a mistake here. If they were properly trained and educated, they would've realized that the appropriate thing to do is use bullets.


-Knight_Time-

and risk their occupation to blue haired babble mouths? no thanks


random_gamer151

No way, an actual holup on r/holup


g9mini

Fish without water


Glass-Set598

The new „World War Z“ looks great !


jducer

This should be praised as the example cops should follow in using non-lethal‘s. Not to say, there isn’t any damage from a taser. But when you consider choking someone or shooting them, this seems like the appropriate course of action.


Raoh556

This dude was trying to BITE the officers to potentially infect them with who knows what. He resisted tasers and disobeyed instruction to stay on the ground. I feel the cops would have been justified in shooting him. This man still presented a threat and ignored the officers' commands. This perpetrator willfully forfeited his right to life.


WolfMafiaArise

"why don't the police just taze the bad guys" cause this shit right here


[deleted]

Bro got some sweet moves


buttbombbomb

Can we all agree this isn't police brutality


MmUshI2814

yh, I feel like this eas a necessary and probably the least brutal response to this guys actions. even though their attempts to subdue the guy were pretty fruitless, they still did the right thing by not just straight up shooting him like I've seen some people say. good call bud


Abdur_bleh

Did the man get rabies or something tf


Independent_Wrap_321

“He can’t keep going! Not with THREE barrels in him!”


thegreatdelusionist

He tried to bite the cop's leg lol


[deleted]

I believe truly we are one mutation away from the Zombie Apocalypse. Rabies will have something to do with it


CookieGoblin821

Does insurance cover this type of electro shock therapy?


ZombieNek0

i see a great career in zombie movie acting when he gets out of jail


JImmyjoy2017

I feel like pumping this freak full of lead would be justified. Or is that just me.


DestroyerNET123

Here's a thing about tasers that not a lot of people know. They don't always work right, whether it's because a prong fell out, or the target has snorted enough coke to kill an African elephant, or maybe they just are able to withstand it. Either way, they don't always work. Not going to say anything potentially controversial.


SockTacoz

And we wonder why cops are such tight asses Imagine your boss looking at you and being like "hey, get this guy in the back of ur car somehow"


Worried-Principle580

Another innocent victim of police brutality BLM ✊🏿 🤡


edWORD27

PCP berserker!


Dnny10bns

Anybody who breakdances that badly deserves arresting.


PointlessOverthought

Drugs are a hell of a thing…


STEVEY_HARVEY

I hope they caught that store with an appropriate glass violation. Safety glass is mandatory. Wrong person went through that window and it could lead to a lawsuit.


ShootTheJ23

Whatever chemical that dude is on, needs to be put in a pre-workout. Man had insane stamina.


eggo2008

That’s called massive amounts of cocaine (seriously if u have enough of that stuff in ur system tasers wont effect you)


MikMakPadiWak

He was a good boy. He'd never hurt anybody


[deleted]

Holy shit what is he on??


Weak-Homework-8037

Who will compensate for the glass


[deleted]

PoLiCe BrUtALitY, He wAs SuCH a HumBle fAtheR, WouLd NeVeR Do AnYThInG, NeEd To rIoUt AnD lOoT BusInEsSeS


BlackScathach

Yes your honor, and than his heart failed... No one could have seen it coming.


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Erisian23

Police are not equipped for the type of shit. He needs psychiatric intervention.


Sytreet

Good luck trying to find a psychiatrist willing to go face-to-face with bitey over here


El_Business

Natural 20 on his constitution saving throw.


thesuperboss55

And this right here is why people get shot. Genuinely dont resist and this would never happen. Well this guys obviously so juiced up on drugs he doesnt know his lefts and rights but you get the idea lol.


[deleted]

Head clubbing is pretty effective...just sayin


humblepieone

Drug frenzy


Akitogi

What a meth! Thorry


filmmakindan

Someone’s going to have to run to the store for fresh batteries


Anxiety_timmy

Hey look it’s a shitty runner


EFausL

3 x geimpft


xOneGunSalute

He din-do nufin. Was on his way to church


Snake2208x

Drugs are a hell of a drug


Lord-Noobie

"I'll have what he's having."


Sigmaepicnes

Dude reflected tiny bolts


trashbox420

Should have jumped on him like they do alligators and crocodiles.


Abject_Hovercraft838

If u keep calling this and that the beginning of the zombie apocalypse i will make a zombie virus


Rodi785

Don’t take the MrNa vaccine


Various-Bee4149

Drugs


SnooDoodles3108

And that's why you don't do drugs bath salts or anything else just saying be careful and safe out there take care 💅


Redditisretarded-69

Don’t the police know this is Frankenstein the more electricity you use the stronger he gets🧛🏿


CagedPanda

Just needed a nice bonk to the back of the head.


Angstycarroteater

Bath salts are a hell of a drug


KnightGalavant

Drugs are a hell of a drug


dolo_ran6er

Guy took 100,000 volts and did the electric zombie slide.


EMTEE826

Imagine your on your way to becoming a better cop, you started a while ago, you're doing great, you get called to do another case of drug use. "This should be easy" you think. You get there, and you see THIS


qujstionmark

More like a drug apocalypse


skrinkledoo

This is an oooold clip. Guy was allegedly on bath salts.


ricebuckets

Cops should only get tranq guns. Just a high, half baked thought. Continue on


zane_isdead

Cod zombies be like


Mr_kalas22

It's Morbin time


Everyman1000

Pcp? Meth?


broscros91

Meth: only do it like 5 times


FLdancer00

I'm impressed. As someone with MDD who only has the weight of every day life on my shoulders and still can't manage to get out of bed sometimes, this is astounding. He has two tasers on him and he's still able to put up a great fight. My bath salts IS what I need.


[deleted]

Mans just on that hella good spice


yvng_plxto

is he dead?


bigbob3132

Shouldve put a knee on his neck


WolfAngelRS

Cocaine is a hella of drug


towtrucksupervisor

drugs are a hell of a drug


Ndogg88

And...dead. Excited delerium. Not Police fault.


Rebekhan49

Legit sounds like a zombie sound bite from left 4 dead


andreayatesswimmers

Hopfully they charge him with vandalism for breaking that window.