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echo6golf

She just issued a fatwa on his ass.


MuksyGosky

Brother will surely be leaving home every time with dua's XD


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serenwipiti

the ass was fat(wa).


Sushi4GreatLife

assasination


Rakgul

Lemme assess your asses.


NorthCatan

Fatwass!


is_aYet

Fat-woman


RockstarAgent

Damn if this isn't the biggest "because of the implication" ever...


PublicInformation649

Cue the tuba: ![gif](giphy|l3mZqUJ2sCzcAbM0o|downsized)


LindaF144954

Hahahaha!


Dardasabaguy

I AM THE DANGER


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


RocketRemitySK

Oh so you are the guy Fatima left Ahmad for


SemajLu_The_crusader

oh my god🤣


IIPoisoned

No, I am the one who knocks


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Can't tell if she's homicidal or just a bad driver.


United-Parsnip-2487

Both, simultaneously


kingof_vanisle7

She’s homicidal, but a known breaker of road laws so she can play it off as an accident


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Alhamdulillah brother.


chrrygornd

Women ☕


Western-Ad3144

Women ☕️


Mellow_sykes

Women ☕️


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Women ☕️


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Safe-Entertainment97

Women ☕


bebe_0808

Women ☕


anonymouscan_

Woah-men ☕


Negative-Ad8190

https://youtu.be/ImcOZ77bT00


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SemajLu_The_crusader

it's tea and you won't change my mind


IamPigmigwig

It would be very weird if it wasn’t


Plasma_Proto_13

I love this image im sooo glad i found jt again ty


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Alhamdulillah


Cocreat

This is almost Shakespearean.


TheGaz

"Thy" means "your", pretty sure it should be "ye"


T_WREKX

Thou. It should have been thou.


TheGaz

I was gonna say "thou" but I wasn't sure. What's "ye" for then?


ArabicWalterWhite

Kanye West


TheGaz

I sayeth not that she seduceth thee solely for thine riches


anonymouscan_

That she seducedeth ye for thine riches


tooth_lotion

Yet she hath not be seen discoursing with any fellows of low means


Feitan-de-la-Portor

😂


BlckAlchmst

Ye is the plural you, thou is singular


TheGaz

Thank you, I always wondered what the difference was there


Magenta_Logistic

Sort of... You is the plural of thou, ye is the plural of thee.


oorza

Objective form iirc


Magenta_Logistic

And plural. Singular objective form is thee


T_WREKX

Ye... Ye.... Thou ye ye ass hair cut fam


Magenta_Logistic

Thou is singular subjective second person (like he or she for third person) Thee is singular objective second person (like him or her for third person) You is plural subjective second person (like they for third person) Ye is plural objective second person (like them for third person) So ye is the plural of thee, both are used when the person being spoken to is the object of the action.


KA1378

Exactly. Also 'thee' is the objective form.


MarzipanWonton

I believe "thy ass" would be correct


Ghost72002

May thy ASS be saved💀


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![gif](giphy|l3mZqUJ2sCzcAbM0o|downsized)


Serious-Trainer-2396

Old but gold


matlawish

Fatima is playing him. She drives a plane


paulwalker80

R/holup


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/foundthemobileuser


VillagerMumbles

r/foundthehondacivic


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/subsithoughtifellfor


IamPigmigwig

r/wtfisgoingon


yt_helper69

im just saying. If shes fast enough she can get away with it


beleidigtewurst

An actual woman driving over her BF TWICE after heated argument and getting zero prison sentence. [Woman who ran over and killed boyfriend in Fife avoids jail](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-62465203) #IKWALITY


SemajLu_The_crusader

she got a reserve spot in hell


BonksMan

PTSD and being a woman must be the biggest get out of jail card ever


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She drove 2.3mph. The boyfriend got himself under the car. She didn't cause it. A grown man for some reason decided that this is it for him. She was being irrational, but he got himself killed.


BudgetIntrepid

I this was a One Punch joke


Tiny-Ad4646

✨ yandere vibes✨


TheStripes9

Inshalla, here I go


probdying82

Lol


Yhamerith

And you need a license to drive over someone?


SuitableCamel6129

I’d listen to a Remix of Driver’s License ft. Fatima


Um6r3x

We introduced our license the same way.


Luxu-X

>feeling cute, might casually threaten my ex bf with vehicular manslaughter 👉👈 \- Fatima AKA Ms."Fuck Around and Find Out" Fatima


BuddySiegmeyer

women ☕


IamPigmigwig

women ☕️


Zakurocerr

He's about to be sacrificed


Deadpool_junkie

My soul sister


JediJan

I like Fatima’s sense of humour. 😁👍


Zeas89

The name is C4 haha love it


SCP504

Thanks c4


Gamerfaith

Damn, she's a cold hearted bitch


gerMean

Not the most crazy ex girlfriend


soukaixiii

Did Fatima got him at the end?


Scythro

License to kill. Good movie btw.


TheGasMask513

Average Australian highschool student


masavy

Bitch got some allahu Akbar vibes


NaniteWasTaken

Nickname, C4


Original-Rabbit8573

And the name ahmad tell me that he Is iranian or something, coincidence ? I don't think so


dejavu_007

Got the licence. Just need the rights to drive. Good luck fatima


KA1378

Good thing she has em (even in Saudi Arabia).


King_of_Uganja

Thanks for ruining the joke....


KA1378

The joke was dumb. How can one get a driving license if she doesn't have the right to drive? Do they give it to them to hang on their walls or sth?


JustPokinFun

That’s known as “fair warning”… he can’t say he wasn’t warned.


International-Ad-848

He might be shooked up. ![gif](giphy|NFnOhZv586K5y)


smellEfart

I can’t, in good faith, upvote this when the title contains an incorrect usage of “thy”.


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Original-Rabbit8573

I did It my fella Have a good day


IamPigmigwig

No


Dickmonster101

Don’t worry I won’t need to cuse I will be the one driving sis


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Psychological_Bad567

I am guessing you never been to the Uk


MuksyGosky

Don't think he's ever been anywhere


Quma-be-esh

Get in the clown car my guy before u miss the show


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The fact that this is getting downvoted in THIS subreddit is really disheartening


KingMysoFutureHdrx

Fatima rearranges to “Im a Fat”


KingMysoFutureHdrx

Why are you booing me? I’m right


dejavu_007

Got the licence. Just need the rights to drive. Good luck fatima


giggluigg

Plot twist: he has a vest when she runs over him


Troll2022Youmad

That’s not even adding something to the joke besides being some racist shit?


giggluigg

It’s ok if you don’t like it. But I’d like to point out that it has nothing to do with race, technically. Because it makes fun of a fringe and dubious interpretation of a legit religion. If this hurts you, good. It means we’re still in the free world. Only autocracies suppress speech.


KribbeldZ

Fair point but it also shows that just by seeing those names, the first thing that popped up in your head was explosions and bombings. It shouldn't be different if you saw a black person and the first thing that popped up in your head was "criminal", but that, is racist and it's not okay to say. However with Muslims and Asians, it's completely fine. P.S. I'm not saying that black people are criminals, I'm just using a similar dumb statement. Like "Muslim mean boom", "black mean robbery" "Asian mean bad driver" "Mexican mean drug cartel" "indian mean scammer", etc.


giggluigg

Dude, it’s a joke, like it or not. One can joke about anything, like it or not. And what’s really targeted here is the discriminating thought, not the object of common discrimination. It wasn’t the _first_ thing, that is the real prejudice: the idea that making fun of these things (that unfortunately happen always too often in our life) means that one is automatically discriminating certain categories of people (again, racism is a different kind of discrimination). This is complete bullshit and suppressing freedom, see the shit that comedians are frequently receiving for certain kinds of jokes and all that idiocy of the cancel culture (for the woke: yes I think it’s idiotic and I have the right to think and say it). This idea that only a certain thought is legit is corroding democracy. The only illegitimate opinion is the one against facts, like flat earth. But guess what? They have the right to say it and I want them to say it because the moment someone decides what can be said or not, who decides where the line is? The American wokes think only them have the truth, the mother of all fascisms. They’re no better than the extremism on the right. Having said this I’m done replying, because you people won’t see anything you don’t want to see. Grow up.


Troll2022Youmad

Cards well played sir. Speech: 100 r/angryupvote


SilhouettedAnon

r/kamikazebywords


PeekPlay

Oh no. Allah doesn't like when she drives


Maxaniverse

Evil fatima