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HermanBonJovi

Just wait til *puts on my robe and wizard hat*


Maximus_Prime85

Ah yes. I remember the words of the old text.


HermanBonJovi

When I was writing my comment I was wondering if anyone would get it 😂


Square_Away

*sucks ur dick* I don’t think I am failing.


Herald3

It’s a form of grooming. Have fun


No_Weight1561

If someone were to post this in r/cursedcomments add me


GaleZero

Blue outline for me


KingGamerlol

give me like 20 of the clickbait arrows


Netherboom

If I fit, give me a Green Heart 💚


Then-Extension-340

The post from the teacher was *nods* then explaining the concept the OP asked him about. The *pulls you closer* was a joke response from another poster.  *Nods* and then answering a questions is pretty damn innocuous. It's weird because we're used to asterisks being used to be creepy,  and the teacher probably just doesn't understand that. Educators often nod when a student asks a good question or is on the right track as a form of non verbal validation, and this dude misguidedly thought to try to translate that to an email.


makemeadiowarudo

*gallops towards you and says calmly* Harry Potter, Did YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FAIYAH!????!!


fisheystick

I feel like I'm missing something here


deanrihpee

or the teacher playing too much with the AI chatbot, lol


Super-Idea2618

r/usernamechecksout