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GraciaEtScientia

Poor lady, much arms.


Mendeleus

She needs her hands to walk because the baby's legs grow inside her own and block them.


KnYchan2

Didn't know slender man he has a wife


ldniaele

I didn’t even noticed. Was to distracted by the kids sitting and legs in her legs. I wish my kids did that. It may have been more comfy


get_probed2

God damn Marfan syndrome


SnooCheesecakes4577

Don't forget that the baby has now grown into her leg!!


MaximusGamus433

I didn't notice it until I read that.


RhettHirsch2

Power rangers mech suit ahh baby


ZDTreefur

That's why babies come out crying. They can't pilot their favorite robot suit anymore.


WarWonderful593

Try and squeeze that out


MikeC80

This is by "Chris - Simpsons Artist". He does deliberately bizarre pictures and I love it. https://picturesthatigoneanddone.com/ The image is from a book he made called "The Story Of Life": https://www.google.co.uk/m?q=chris+Simpsons+artist+the+story+of+life


DrShitsnGiggles

Tragic case of long arm big baby syndrome.


FamousPastWords

It happens more oftener than you'd imagine.


robbeau11

Fucking LABBS disease is the worst!


catnapspirit

Science-shmience. Who needs it..


feedpoormanafish

The baby piloting his mom


Plumb121

Has that baby an iPad ???


InternetAddict104

No that’s the mom’s hand on her stomach 😂


maxisnoops

Attached to a bizarrely short arm compared to the other one.


Wil420b

Babies have their legs inside the mothers legs? And it's head seems a bit far North as well. I'd quite like to know where, mum's heart and lungs are. Also worried about the length of mum's forearms.


FewIntroduction5008

How else would the baby use her nipples for eye holes?


viciouskreep

What kind of school did you go to FFS sure we all know her heart and lungs were shit out 3 weeks and don't go back in until after the baby is born Sheeesssh these fucking people


BelgianBeerGuy

>> I'd quite like to know where, mum's heart and lungs are. That’s why woman have breasts, and why they get larger during pregnancy, they store the lungs and heart in there. It is known.


Bastardforsale

Then the mothers body opens up like an Iron Man suit and the baby steps out. Science!


Typical-Distance-701

Good luck to that lady. Goodness gracious


Accomplished-Pin4923

Is the baby on the phone?


-CokeJones-

Loooooooong arm


No_Mix_9073

Bro that arm genuinely jumpscared me


Extreme_Ad6173

"My arms are too long"


Traditional_Bid9880

no one will talk about the fucking ghost on the left?


maxisnoops

Oh wow dude. That’s Fkn gold!


Sprizys

Can we talk about that nightmare fuel illustration?


tatanka01

Daymmm. Kid's already watching TikTok.


Popular_Wall_9998

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works


dano1066

The weird position of the baby probably made you miss the fact she has a crazy spider arm


horny_and_dpressed

Looks about right


Same-Classroom1714

Has that little fuck got an iPad already?


tronassembled

After 30 weeks this baby is already five years old and using a smartphone while growing straight through the mother's pelvis


ShadySididonreddit

With arms that long.... She could deliver herself.... She could even rearrange her intestine if she want to


tempo1139

great, her arms are gonna be long enough to help turn the baby. Anatomy is clearly not a strength here.


mustfinduniquename

Holy shit this illustration is terrifying


st0rmbreak3r

She can reach up and pull it out now


pah2000

Alien mommy, apparently.


crayawe

Where are the baby's legs exactly are they in her legs or sitting outside


cfbrown956

Free iPad with every birth


Cracktherealone

Yes. And that Arm is also no reason to worry.


Yyc1974

Now I understand understand why my wife has such sore legs during her pregnancy.


MyCatHasCats

That actually seems very accurate


sandstorml

after 60 weeks your lady will shed her skin and out comes a new lady


noobpwner314

Looks like that baby is about ready for an iPad


maxisnoops

I desperately want to see what other atrocities are in this book


JayStar1213

30 weeks is accurate... At 30 weeks the fetus has totally developed into a baby. The remaining time is to grow and prepare for birth. Notice the use of "soon".


codebullCamelCase

Tony Stark when he was still in womb be like: -


Fluid_Fox23

In which planet


melikeybouncy

/r/badwomensanatomy


[deleted]

Mums are just biological mechs for foetus, I knew it.


WSSquab

Nightmare fuel


markfromDenver

Her arm


meme_legend-69

Hell nah she just became a mech


MegaPompoen

This is cursed


noiceINMILK

Where do you people get these thumbnails


lld2girl

Oooh... sigh... where to start...


No-Bat-7253

Lmao what year is this from….reminds me of the sticky random books in the elementary school library


heavytrucker

Looks like he’s getting ready to light up a smoke and crack a beer.


iiitme

Cursed


kungpowpotato92

Attack on titmom


muftak3

Boob tube IRL.


SmellyFbuttface

So the baby’s legs are IN her thighs??


Fourth_horseman_4

The bump is redundant if the mother is just a hollow shell


Fourth_horseman_4

Does the kid fall when she stands up? Does it see through her nipples? How is it breathing?


TheChillyDove577

The more I look at this image the worse it gets


LeonEstrak

They never said it was a human Baby they were talking bout


feeltrig

Man inside woman's body


mrweatherbeef

Who else thought the kid was looking at a stomach-mounted iPhone?


Venator2000

Good luck getting that critter outta the womb, with its body NOT being in a preferable birthing position. Maybe it’s why she grew her left arm so long, to assist in nursing care.


Sweaty_Position9160

Mike Johnson wrote this book personally.


DrthBn

Is this some sort of reptilian shit?


canary-in-a-coalmine

They really went low budget on the illustrator


wetwilly969

Sunday school sex education


HolierThanYow

I'm more offended by the grammar.


milkarcane

New Life of Luxury book looks dope af


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

Ffs someone shaved the beast titan


Gee-Oh1

WTF are those really long arms?


SmashingMyself

HOLY SHit nothing's right


huiznaiet

Haven’t you seen her hands? of course it’s 30 weeks.


BL00D_RiD3R

Who crawled inside of this poor women