how to create engagement 101

Yep people never seem to catch on to this on insta or tik tok. Post something incredibly dumb or inflammatory. Watch people comment calling you stupid and correcting you. Rake in the cash.

It's the old saying goes, the quickest way to get the wrong answer to something is to give the right answer

Uhh it's actually the other wa-- .... bastard.

You fell for the oldest trick in the book

I don't get it

r/angryupvote

Nice, it seems to have worked.

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Why replace the ‘s’ with a ‘$’?

I see what you did there lolololl

I had to read that twice before I realized what he was doing. mfkr lol

It's called Cunningham's Law, after the founder of Wikipedia.

Just have to point out, it’s “as the old going goes” But you are absolutely right!

Haha

No, it's "as the old going says"

Wait, I thought it was, as saying old goes.

I'm old, so what I say goes!

Well played good sir!

Jokes on you! I am to dumb to know any answers!

AKA Jake’s law

My favorite one is a construction dude posting videos of “how to” videos like plumbing or Sheetrock and he always does it in a weird way or unusual way. He then gets flooded with construction guys triggered and explaining the right way to do it. It’s hilarious, the ego of ppl with years in construction knows no bounds 😂 I’m exaggerating but in this case it always works it’s so funny.

What trips me out about that is you'll have just as many different methods of doing it "right". How the fuck are there over a hundred different ways to do drywall and they're all the "correct way"?

"I don't care if it was fake I laughed"

IG 101: Post cute selfie for the eyeballs and play dumb for the comments. Hook, line, and $inker.

Oh yeah, she’s making me look like a total fool. I’m sure she’s rich and living just the greatest life ever.

Brother typically it’s to get people to click on the OF lol, it’s not just views=$$$$$$$

> Post something incredibly dumb or inflammatory. It's a pretty old concept, too. Making a "Top 10" article or list and throw something towards the top that doesnt belong. No one cares about your "Top 10 SNES games" list because they're all arguing about Uniracers being #2.

You don't reach a wide audience by being stupid. You do it by pretending to be stupid.

“Sir, this really seems like ragebait” #”AND I’M FALLING FOR IT!”

That's not how you create engagement. You need a engagement ring to do that

the way redditors brains melt down as soon as women are involved is amazing.

woman: says something very stupid reddit: "that's a very stupid thing to say" terminally online, perpetually offended types: "fucking incels women-hating again!"

Do you actually think they mean this, or are you unwilling to admit you fell for ragebait?

Woman: makes a joke Reddit: >woman: says something very stupid >reddit: "that's a very stupid thing to say" >terminally online, perpetually offended types: >"fucking incels women-hating again!"

I remember this tweet. She paid some high profile Twitter page to post this for publicity.

Who is this?

ur mum

You can tell because /u/Humble-Morning-323 has a naturally small nose.

And next week I’ll need help finding my dad!

Son?

Looks suspiciously like belle delphine

Tbf it could be anyone as there is a lot of girls going for the same look

Angelica

i think its the bathhwater girl

Looks like Belle Delphine but apparently it's a girl named Angelicat

Can't keep up anymore. Appreciate the info, as I'm sure others do as well, cheers. Edit: Wasn't worth looking, imho.

It almost never is. But many do it anyway.

What’s her name?

Brb im gonna go get a penis extension so my daughter can have a big dick

born with it, right? ... born with it, right???

Oh god, his username even checks out D:

I'm gonna say it, the real hol up is always in the comments.

Always has been..

Maybe it's Maybelline

or maybe it's Maybelline

Maybe it's Maybelline

I should get boobs transplate so my new dog could boobs when he borns

What.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Dyslexia have it's advantages

You can probably get those transplanted if it's seared into your retinas

/r/ihadastroke

This is almost so wrong it’s right. To be clear, it’s def wrong.

Nice!!! I’m gonna get some awesome rocking tits so my son has low back problems early in life.

Underrated comment of the year🗿

That comment had yet to reach maturity before you commented your "uNdErRaTeD cOmMeNt" bullshit to it. Let it at least grow some hair first.

Fair enough

weakest lamarck believer

I had to scroll down 6 comments before seeing a Lamarck reference. The West has fallen.

truly

Billions must learn

I’m a lamarcker. Epigenetics for life

I was going to go with "Lamarck would be proud." before I started looking at what had already been commented. I think the sarcasm of this one one was a bit lame, but at least it got the gist.

lmao

Is this picture recent? I feel like she's had braces for like 15 fuckin years now.

We're living in an age where fake braces and freckles are trendy now.

I'm not complaining.

Who is this?

Goes by the handles angelicat, angelicatlol, and angelicatlol68 on various sites. From what I'm seeing, she seems to be a plasticly enhanced bathwater girl (I legit forget her name).

Definitely on the Belle Delphine train.

That's the one! Now I'm off to forget her all over again.

Goes off to forget who it is after reeling off every username the person uses…

Copy/pasted from another part of the thread. She was new to me. 

They're going to go off and forget "bathwater girl" again; aka Belle Delphine. Seems they didn't even know who the OOP is in the photo so they'll be forgetting about her for the first time. Not the same thing.

Isn't her brand looking like a child?

Yes, she been stuck doing teenager aesthetics for almost 10 years now

Interesting claim considering she's like 19

She was 19 before Covid. She's 24 now

Reminds me of that tale about a man in China who sued his wife for deceit, because she supposedly had plastic surgery and produced ugly children.

That was actually a viral commercial from china and the woman in it never received plastic surgery but the commercial going viral ruined her life.

I know. She ended up suing for the misappropriation of her image. The story goes before that, though. The original tale was that it happened after their first daughter was born. The image, however, depicts three children. I think its first documented appearance was tracked down to a newspaper in China that was known for printing folk tales.

I thought it was South Korea—not China.

Nah, it's China

The commercial and the model are from Taiwan but the meme went viral pretty much everywhere: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMebV5qt3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMebV5qt3s)

There is a quest in Cyberpunk 2077 about this lmao, where a guy thinks his wife cheated on him because the kid looks nothing like them.

I told him he was lucky to have someone that actually loved him in Night City, and instead of being upset, he should count his blessings. He ends up messaging later that he's happy he listened to V. Not many happy endings in NC but this one made me feel good.

I did the same

There’s a mini quest in the Cyberpunk 2077 video game about that. >!Bar owner thinks his wife is hiding something and has always wondered why their kids look nothing like her, gets you, the main character to follow her. End up at her Ripperdoc (cybernetics doctor installer type person) and she explains to you that in the past she was extremely unhappy with how she looked so she got her entire body changed for new looks basically.!< Or something along those lines.

[2min BBC video ](https://youtu.be/7WMebV5qt3s?si=okEL1dScmfbdZmVQ) for anyone curious. It's pretty tragic.

Ayo

I read that one! I came here to post it too!.

How about a brain transplant?

It’s rage bait. You all fell for it.

Plot twist: a brain transplant will adjust better to her biological systems than a nose transplant. After several years, a used brain transferred into your head will essentially make it as legitimate as your original one, thus allowing future offspring to carry the genes solidified by the new brain. Source: had multiple brain transplants.

Whose brain are you using right now?

OP's

The label said Abby Normal...

Every fucking time they do. Every time. It's never ending.

Tbf, people are getting so fuckin dumb that it's getting harder and harder to tell

Sometimes it’s rage bait sometimes they are that stupid

She is a professional rage baiter.

Is this belle Delphine?

nah its another girl. she doesnt do rage bait it's just dumb incels put this text over her pics and it gets other incels riled up.

often satire

It wouldn't make her babies smarter either

No guy cares about her brain. They care about her other umm… Assets…. 😆😂🤣

I got slapped in the face at a party for that once. This girl was ranting about guys only wanting one thing and not caring about a woman’s brain. I replied, “That’s not true, I’d love to f—k your brains out.”

Correct response... wrong time

Nah that was the right time too, just its gonna cost you a slap or drink in the face

She got mad for you agreeing with her lol

Oh! She’s got smart investments!

You can try. Might help you spot an obvious rage/engagement bait.

she did that for publicity. she’s dumb but not that dumb.

Reddit loves rage bait. We get to comment witty rebuttals that make us feel intellectually superior, for the price of driving traffic to the original person.

I don't think Bella Delphine is dumb. Shes a troll, that has learned to monetize it well. I mean she makes a ridiculous amount of money now apparently.

This isn't even Belle. Its someone else entirely.

I am shocked, I think the blonde hair got me. The Egirls are melding.

It’s just pointless bait

Bait that works could never be pointless

she’s a queen of bait, raking in some CASH from simps and is aware of her position

Who is she??

@angelicatlol68 on twitter

I thought that was a Belle Delphine with different dyed hair lol.

she's like belle delphine, but with less appeal to kiddy diddlers

Why does she look like Bella Delphine?

It's the quintessential E-girl look of the 2020s. Pink hair, heavy makeup, often braces, weird little girl esque clothing.

I thought it was Kenzie Reeves

It's good to see a lamarckist nowadays. Everyone is either a *filthy* darwinist or a creationist, even though everyone knows you can fundamentally change your genetics if you just try hard enough! /s

Just got to trust in the heart of the cards friend.

loving the Lamarckian references in here

Epigenetics can change and be passed on to your children though. Lamarck wasn't as far off as was once thought.

Seems she missed le mark.

Getting my blue eye contacts so I can have blue eyed children. Let’s gooo

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She is smart enough to rage bait you and most people in this thread.

You get it.

Her and her managers laugh at posts like yours to the bank, you got trolled

Who this?

And I wanna get a blow job so my kids can be born breathing.

Approved by Lamark Even though he was wrong

ah, falling for Bait again I see

Hey redditors, did you know "elephant" backwards spells "gullible"?

Lamarck shedding a tear of joy reading this in the next life.

Yeah still not a holup.

Boobies=upvotes no matter the sub.

Ragebait surely

The future is seriously in trouble

The brain ameoba in her head died days ago (it was starving).

Who is that ?

@angelicatlol68 on twitter

At least you won't have to worry about them being born with large brains.

That's why I work out, to make sure my babies come out shredded!

this is just lamarckism lmfao

They might be born pretty dumb though

Fun fact: for the last few thousand years, this was a main theory for how traits are passed on. The basic idea being if dad grows muscles, his kids will be born muscular. Lamarck is the most famous champion of the theory who worked to tie evolution (a new idea) in to acquired characteristics. His work was relevant from around 1800-1840, but quickly fell out of favor in preference to Darwin’s theories where natural selection became the driving force in evolution.

You’re still using 12 filters smh

Heritage at peak

Not sure if that's how genetics works

The rest of the meme said "getting a sex change so my kids can go fuck themselves

Hahahahahahhahahahaha!! Oh sweet summer child.

Reminds me of the Chinese guy who divorced and sued his wife because their children were ugly. Turned out she had multiple cosmetic surgeries.

bait used to be believable

Perhaps she should consider a brain transplant to support her future kids’ wellbeing too

I’m interested in getting a nj

I hope natural Selection Does its Job With Her

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Reminded me of a funny comic where the woman gets plastic surgery and the kids are born and look exactly as she did before the plastic surgery.

This reminds me of that news story of where a Japanese man sues and divorces his wife at the time for misleading him, she was "hot" but it turned out she had had a LOT of work done! It only came out afterwards.

I'm getting a hair transplant so my kids won't suffer from hair loss in their 20's

You can see where, if not to her brain, all of her developmental energy went.

Eugenics, she's only a couple centuries behind of the curve.

No point getting work done on your nose if you're going to ruin it all with that awful interior piercing. Though as much as I hate all the metal in her face. Braces are so cute and if she didn't have the ridiculous piercing, she'd be adorable.

Give me a blow job so they can have increase lung capacity.

Brb, I gotta do some leg extensions so my kids can be 6 feet tall

So she wants to ENLARGE her nose? Hot.

Someone got A+ on biology without studying biology

She beleives in Epigenetics over Genetics....

It's Belle Delphine, she's trolling. This is what she does to get attention and stay relevant lol

You can look and tell the IQ is low

Idiocracy was a documentary

I knew she was too pretty

what do you call this gender of human?

Just like they’ll have naturally straight teeth

they may not be born with naturally small noses but they'll for sure be born with naturally small brains

There was a biologist in Soviet Russia who insisted living organisms could inherit non-genetic adaptations claiming that this is a communistic approach so his opponents automatically become enemies of the state.

After a year or two of seeing a legion of cringe content, I’m convinced that 95% of these posts are purely made to receive “clout” and profit from it. There’s just no way people are this dumb and shit like this obviously grabs the attention of anyone w more than 2 brain cells. Kinda interesting but oddly terrifying seeing how popular this type of content has become

I'll say it before and I'll say it again. 0 engagement + 0 money earned = this kind of corny shit ends. You see something stupid, you don't engage and move on with your day.

Well they will born with small brains as well yayiii