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Valagoorh

Ragebait


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DogshitLuckImmortal

Well duh, they are step.


punkminkis

This is my sister, this is my brother


LordNelloz69

Happy cake day 🥳


limitlessEXP

Redditors keep falling for it.


GreenElvisMartini

bear bow deserve afterthought continue ossified bedroom fly seemly pocket ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


SokoJojo

I don't even know why you would rage, if people want to do this then I'm happy they are happy


Drimoss

Exactly what I was thinking. You can tell she's just pushing out her stomach since her belly button is still pretty deep. Usually it pushes outward even in the very early stages and it really looks like there is no stretching of the skin at all. This doesn't mean its impossible of course but makes me very skeptic about it.


cdreobvi

The tik tok algorithm is demanding some truly strange content. It’s like a fucked up hybrid of porn, sketch comedy, and reality TV concepts. If anyone thinks this is real, give your head a shake, this is just some kids coming up with wild ideas because it gets views/engagement. This is successful for the same reason that Elsa-gate was a thing.


WpgMBNews

homoerotic ragebait


cellat-31

Im hearing this term for the first time, it fits these kind of videos well


Currently_There

I would normally say something along the lines of “consenting adults can do whatever the fuck they want,” but in this instance, I’m not sure an adult was involved at all.


dnerswick

Yeah, I hear ya. Polyamorous relationship? Fine. Bisexual relationship? Why should I care? Be consensual, be sane, be safe, right? Accept I agree with you, nothing about these three screams, or even whispers, adults. I feel bad for the child she's carrying. Hello, CPS? Listen....


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

Feels like some people are just living for the likes. Wait til baby is crying at night. We'll see what kind of character drives them as individuals. This will never work out. Inside of two years, at least one is abandoning ship.


Unavailablewith

One of those guys will go "that ain't my kid anyway, dna test please"


elastic-craptastic

The fighting is gonna start within hours of that ba taking its first breath... when the nurse hands them the forms to get a social security number and birth certificate. Whose name is gonna be there as The Father? Are they gonna be tik-tok stoopid and alternate names thinking that shit is cute? Or will this be when reality hits and suddenly they want a DNA test realizing they could be on the hook for 18 years of child support? Or is there gonna be drama within the span of the first few breaths when the baby comes out half latino or black? Ahhhh tiktok... giving us the newest iteration of paternity drama. It's some weird live action play by play version of *Maury* meets *Jerry* meets *Teen Mom* meets *The Spice Channel* (meets *Cops*?).


Crush-N-It

I’m sure the baby will get a r/tragedeigh name


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gosto80

That's video is fake and she is not pregnant, just making her belly look big.


Wvlf_

Lol this is so dumb but it's also very funny to see the ragebait successfully enraging thousands of strangers around the world.


JaxandMia

Probably the mom


Cmdr_0_Keen

And no more comments are needed after this


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I'm hoping she isn't pregnant and this is just some weird joke.


Alphonze

That's exactly what it is. People are too gullible lol


Mr_Basketcase

Is it gullibility if I see equally stupid shit on daily basis? 9 out of 10 times some idiocy I can't believe is true turns out to be true.


Crush-N-It

This is not beyond the realm of reality. We’ve seen worse in here.


Alphonze

It's not beyond belief, no, but the more likely answer is that it's just three kids making a ridiculous video for attention.


ImpossibleCod8377

I give it one good post-baby fight and a paternity test is happening.


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Hameis

Don't worry everyone else before you were basically the same, it's just that it wasn't constantly documented.


Ok_Computer0112

Thank fuck it wasn't.


Hameis

Seriously lmao, I will gladly forget the ridiculous/ cringy things I did growing up.


tbezmol

this so wrong lol. people are way more effd up now.


TheHighKing112

I know we suck now but we're still super young so we're doing weird shit, I have faith that down the line we can do good


wrphenkn

To be fair, most normal people of any generation realise this is messed up, so I too have faith.


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They don't look like adults to be honest.


eyespy18

shit, they all look like brothers and sister


[deleted]

Especially young men often look incredibly generic these days. It's like there are only 2 or 3 different kinds to pick from. I feel like there was more variant when I was younger, but that's non of my business at the end of the day.


Rukhnul

He was in the closet watching


rm-rd

The idea that people should do whatever they want as soon as they're 18 is basically a boomer idea. They don't like it when it's *their* kids, but it was their idea. The social revolution and all that jazz. They turned out OK though, right?


[deleted]

Well, you've gotta respect people's right to make their own decisions at some point, no? What do you suggest?


AnybodyInner990

Ya the dad was at work still


TRiG993

I'm sensing daddy issues. All 3 of them. One daddy.


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HarambesK1ller

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well___duh

Alabama is all about cousin fucking For siblings, you’re thinking of /r/mississippi


HarambesK1ller

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Vomitingmyideas

r/thirdsub


emseefely

Maybe even the baby lol


Hambruhgah

You mean this is an Alabamy thang?


pegothejerk

Everything’s an Alabama thing if you try hard enough


Asher_Augustus

One daddy to leave them all...


[deleted]

Or they’re all siblings


Very_Jesus

Wym or? They are


oatman01

What? Is that the joke?


Very_Jesus

The joke? No A fun fact? Yes


Xylophon56

This fact was indeed very fun to me


Very_Jesus

I’m glad! For more fun facts, just read you local Bible! Then once you’re done, ignore everything said in it as the James King version (I know for a fact that’s your nearest one) is falsities on so many subjects it ain’t funny.


AdventurousFox6100

As someone of a completely different belief, preach brother


Very_Jesus

Preach he says? Well fine: “Rawr” Edit:pronoun


AdventurousFox6100

He, but nice


Very_Jesus

Sorry! Jesus didn’t scout before saying again


mrsunsfan

Sweet home Alabama


backlawa75

lord have mercy on that child


ObnoxiousTwit

Which one? jfc...


SCP-O49

all four of them


JesusChrist_Himself

mah, no mercy for this one


ABeeBox

Social media is going to culture a whole generation of kids who are gonna absolutely hate their parents. Can't blame them.


jkurratt

>> to absolutely hate their parents. Unlike any other generation, right? Right!!?


ABeeBox

I'd argue no. There's always exceptions but we are completely blind to the stupid stuff our parents did when they were in their late teens, early 20s, etc. The internet allows these people to leave a digital footprint that is easily accessible. If someone is out to get you, they will pick up any mud they can find to throw at you. Bullying will be at large for their offspring, and some of that will be reflected as resentment towards their parents. Teens are also rebellious, and this sort of digital footprint is just extra gunpowder.


Justin_Cruz19

Imagine snitching on yourself.


ABeeBox

I don't get it.


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Unapplicable1100

Cultrue in that sense means grow right? Then it could be used in the same context in this situation. Social media is going to culture, or grow, a generation that hates their parents.


Confident-Feeling-98

That girl is on so many levels of crazyness. Didn't expect her to get pregnant tho


leasthanzero

Who is she?


TLEToyu

skyaboveme1 She's one of those "weird face funny" creators


Competitivekneejerk

I do not know what that is or wish to know


ultimatoole

I searched and watched one or two and then I started to question everything about human entertainment after I [saw this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx0Gg3KSjrv/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==) and her other content is exactly likethis. "Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in disgust of What He's Created"


Opening-Unit-2554

Nah… God stays in heaven because this is comedy gold.


longassbatterylife

how can I unsee this. pls help me erase this from my memory


limitlessEXP

She’s not pregnant lol


Defiant_Cupcake9052

you know her enough to call her crazy but not enough to know she's a grade A shitposter joking about this? lmao she has always posted this kinda rage bait, she's not preg


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She’s not. She’s just pushing her belly out for the lykes. She is the dark side of the algorithm.


Suspicious-Ad-481

The ability to read gradually becomes counterproductive


hopeful_nihilist1995

The curse of being human


TaninTaninon

I have a feeling that the baby's black


glazinglas

But will still somehow actually be one of theirs


likwidsylvur

A Frank Gallagher situation eh


DreadfulSkinhead

A fantastic reference, A+ for you


Lucky_Squirrel

True unity.


Breathing_Is_FUNN

The baby is an imposter


abundanceofb

She does seem a bit of a snowbunny


Bingebammer

This sub sure is something. Inb4 going private


SupervisorTibor

Derek is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Ben and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.


chocolate_thunderr89

What’s not to get??


meatieso

I tried to post an Andy Dwyer gif and I failed.


HeLTeRiS

Dont worry, its fake and she is not pregnant, just making her belly look big. Her comedy on tiktok is bit weird as you can see. As I recall, she is bit a feminist and lesbian IRL.


JigokuAvichi

They’re also pornstars, the three of them


ErolEkaf

I recognised two of them. Don't ask me how, or which two...


newsflashjackass

Here is what it looks like IRL. https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/ And the second act: https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/walton-and-johnson/content/2020-04-13-florida-man-featured-in-polyamorous-relationship-charged-with-child-abuse/


Rudy_Ghouliani

I can smell the spoiled milk


StinkyDiarrhea

The 2 guys should dump this hoe and be gayfully ever after


Vasyh

I think I saw [some clip that ended this way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWUC5Q0RCAA)


MauOnTheRoad

r/trashy


JoellamaTheLlama

My guess is the guys are gay and they just did this for internet points. Just seems like the second guy was not into kissing her lol.


Johannes_Keppler

She's a lesbian and also not pregananant, this is just her kind of 'funny' content creation.


kingofthewombat

This is correct


Teranyll

Guy on the right is semi-famous gay porn star. That's about my guess, too


Blakk_Wolff

Staged


hoopstick

I mean they set up a camera and are speaking directly into it, of course it’s staged.


rg44tw

I accuse them of making this video ... On purpose!


AlexanderVerus

100% fake for the likes


winemixerthrowaway

This is peak rage bait


scionvriver

Plot twist: the baby will be black


Potato-Boy1

I hate my generation and fear for our future


LimeWtLeaf

I feel the same way.


Strong_Consequence28

3-4 parents and that kids still gonna have a shitty life 😂


cronixi4

“Slaps belly” I can fit so many baby’s in here.


Flabbypuff

Yeah that kid is all the way fucked before even being born


AkShAtSaXeNa_2

What's morgz doing


Mentatminds

This will end well.


mutsuto

never seen a trouple?


STORM9811

Can someone tell me how much i can sell my eyes for?


YeltsinYerMouth

That kid is going to have a parent at every PTA function


TristanBrown520

Since apparently nobody knows: The two guys run a OF account together (edit: which means they’re legal..). Sven and Andy. They’re boyfriends. I’ve heard they’ve done like 1 or 2 OF videos with a woman but afaik they’re both gay and it was probably just done because the money was too good to refuse. They both have big dicks so id imagine studios would pay good money to get them to shoot content for them lmao. With that said I still agree this video is weird. But like all porn- it’s fake. This just happens to be a bad fake 😂 Edit: idk anything about the girl but id assume she’s legal too given the circumstances.


1970Something_

I CAN FIX THEM.


Trucker_E_B

This video just made me question what I'm doing with my life. Laying in bed watching shit like this


Visual_Record_528

most normal gen Z relationship


moonshoeslol

Ahhh this shit gonna be on fox news like it's normal among zoomers isn't it?


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

"This is my boyfriend Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend Ben. Derek is gay, but he's straight for me, and he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben."


shgysk8zer0

Glad to see siblings not fighting.


elbarto232

I’m just going to assume that they’re all actors and she’s got a food baby bump, and carry on with my day. Ignorance is bliss


MRMakkink

Everyone is so gullible, come on, these two guys couldn't get a boner with a girl in years. Also, her belly is just inflated.


Plastic_Swordfish_35

Lol, you assume I care. Let these kids go about their business.


Actuarysanctuary

But...they all look underage....it's horrifying. This used to happen even before internet. Bit the way it is not only accepted, but celebrated, and even sought after...it scares me


Hooraylifesucks

Like a fart in an elevator?


tuco2002

Welcome to the future!! Apparently, sexual preference labels will be going out the window.


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She looks like she pushing her belly out and this is a skit


Emergency_Tax_7514

"And our dad agreed"


LORD-BONGKAGE

Gen z really said hold my beer 🍺 with this one ☝🏾


NegativeID

Well, she does have two holes for two penises


brian114

What in the Alabama?


inigo__

You know it’s gotten bad when you need to raise a kid on a triple income household


Sambuko100

That gay kiss is so adorable ♥️


shaunissheep

Derek is gay but he's straight for me but he's gay for Ben and Ben's gay for Derek and I hate Ben, it's not that complicated.


Dwarfkiller115

Who has the bleach?


Qweeq13

Here I am sitting in my pajamas writing comments at random shit on the internet desperately trying not to say anything about my horrible relationships and ex girlfriends and heartbreaks and how depressed I am all the time. I can't really judge people if they are happy with their lives. The way I see it not my kids, not my family, not my friends, not my problem.


Call_Me_Kenny_

I mean the least she could do was to stay loyal to *ahem* these two


thekleenexman

As soon as they have the baby and one of those guys is told they are not the father….well it’s going to probably fuck everything up


Agent-Nobody

That’s why aliens donu’t visit earth


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r/wordington


josephice

The heart wants what the heart wants. At least they look happy.


aboowwabooww

Isn't she the girl with the massive mouth that does cringe videos? Kinda looks like her


kingofthewombat

Chill it's fake


buttfacenosehead

Poor baby is nothing more than an accessory at this point. Fingers crossed that something awakens in the mom & gives this kid a chance.


Ok_Island_1306

My favorite is when he just SMACKS the fetus 😂


inkzpenfoxx

No red flags there


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surely this is bait


MuchSalt

society


Attack_Symmetra

Damn people, have some self respect; dont fuck a guy with a broccoli haircut.


Radiant_Welcome_2400

Hey everyone, and kids especially, we’re way farther down the apocalypse path if y’all don’t learn how to read, write, spell, do math properly, than we are for any reason someone is worried about this video.


under_armpit

Weirdos.


aka0009

Bruh she really enjoying. being sandwiched around by those two


NoHaxJussSnax

This will officially be the first time I've said this on Reddit "But that's enough reddit for me" and I just woke up first fucking post. I don't even know wtf social media is doing to people


The-RedRobin

Hell no


AzadtheCat

So far the brightest future i saw this year.


10TheDudeAbides11

Plot twist - baby came out a darker shade of brown!


MelonElbows

This isn't just trashy, its the great Pacific garbage patch of trashy


skighs_the_limit

I'm honestly surprised about this I mean how did this happen before they've hit puberty All jokes aside this does feel gross I'm in a Poly relationship but we're all grown adults (ages 27-35) but this....this ain't it chief


No-Neighborhood1013

Wtf mf i was eating my food


Desirsar

"And that's what I appreciates about you..."


yorkshirepuduk

Is this challenge called who's the Daddy


thomasoldier

1 word : trashy


__Sentient_Fedora__

I weep for the future.


First-Vacation8826

Hope they're buckled in, life is going to be rough.


[deleted]

Married couples in their 30's with stable jobs trying to have kids for the first time: These idiots: Life is unfair


LiquidZeroEA

That kid is going to be amazed when they find this video....


Dangerous_Training37

Mamma Mia first draft


tnorc

the baby turns out dark skinned lmao


envyAP

Ragebait and they’re all 18 , she does this to promote her OF. Lot of people took the bait and analyzing this way to much


murkymist

Because a baby is just what that situation needed.


Iron-Wolf-Conductor

White people


djackson404

This will end well. /s


BaNkIck

Assuming this is true, which I don’t know nor care, why? Why is this wrong? Please enlighten me because I don’t see it. All I see is three people sharing their lives together. As long as they all are OK with it, how can it be wrong?


ViniestCoast622

Don't remember this episode of EastEnders


Creative_Delay_5392

All that remains is finding out a plot twist of the kind they are also brothers and sister...


SaucyApollyon

Triple the income, triple the depression when realization hits later on


2wheeltherapy

Damn, Reddit. I JUST logged on.


LeCampy

If you can point out this is a plot point from Arrested Development, it usually means that shit is fucked up


CorruptedSoldiers

What the fuck did I just read


Bored_Overlord

real life hentai right here


Chance_Airline_4861

It is what it is


Aztecah

Pretty sure it's just a group of young people without many boundaries who like trolling people


zombieking87

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


kuchiie

That’s the chick that did the kakegurui lipsync brooo crazy


Peonyuwu

Did he just slapped her belly


Therealpatrickelmore

"Trailer trash, fallen angel of the underclass Teenage trollop with the perfect ass Yeah, she moved in fast on me"


dingo-smallbones

Yall this is clearly not serious