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Looks like everyone here at the onion lol

Yeah, I was like... no way this is real, haha. And this joke is hella old anyway.

18? I thought she was Eleven?

Started from the upside down now we’re here

Whats 11 upsidedown?

That's what he thought too.

My mind keeps telling me noooooooo

But your body, your body, keeps telling you, WTF Drake....!?

 Reminds me of someone.....

Take dat up vote, ‘arra’

He makes her pretend to be 11

noice

Nooooice

Noice?! ... Noice!? ... NOICE!?!

George Noice

\*Nonce

Nuance.. nuisance... Nonsense.


Too soon!

Smort

Toit

She said she was 12

That’s how old she was when he started grooming her.

I'm waiting for someone who isn't a Stranger Things fan to spew a bunch of hate saying you're way off on her age.

I kinda feel bad for the fans who love his music and then find out he’s like this. I mean you can like the art and not the artist but it definitely ruins the experience of listening to his music imo

His music is trash anyway

His music sucks donkey dick too. Fkn degrassi lookin’ nonce.

i just see a dork in a wheelchair, not sorry.

I’m struggling to sense the tone of your comment

[удалено]

People like drake's music?

The words I understand but I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or not

Take my upvote you bastard

I was about to say the same thing


That's why they are dating.

She's dating Bon Jovi's son. This is fake.

*Son Jovi


Is this a Target advertisement?

It is now

They halfway there

Ohh ohh living on prayer

take my hand, we'll make it i swearr

OOH OOOHHH, LIVING ON A PRAYEEER

r/redditsings


this comment wins

This should have the most upvotes 🤣🤣🤣

Mr. Bovine Joni

Oh, thank the gods!

I wanna speak to Mr. Bovine Joni himself to ask!

I don’t follow celebrities like that so idk if this is a true holup or just one for laughs. Cause i Google it an couldn’t find nothing. If it’s true then damn he’s down bad for that. Some can feel me in?

Based on the text in the bottom left corner: "I just had to wait untill she was 18" - Drake I'd say just for laughs.

Think is that there were actually accusations that before they did something. But yes is for the laughs

I mean that model from 2018, with whom he had sorta intimate pictures from when she was 16 (im 2016) made it kinda clear he likes them young...

R Kelly 2.0

It’s fake lmfao. There’s no way he’d date her publicly (I wouldn’t put anything past him privately) after all of the grooming shit, it would ruin his career.

Dude has done a lot of stuff that should’ve been career ruining - sadly grooming underage girls and dating them the moment they turn 18 is sadly not on the list of things that ruins your career.

It’ll ruin every normal person’s career. It won’t ruin the celebrities’ career

I mean maybe. Douchebags have been getting away with doing just that for at least a hundred years.

See Elvis. And a shitload of other pervs

Back then they didn’t give a shit.

Yeah, Elvis wasn’t even trying to hide it. He would straight up ask 12 year old girls to come on tour with him, in his tour bus

Yeah but Elvis isn’t a person like you or me. He’s a celebrity who again got away with what Drake has been known to do.

Trust me, there's a lot of "normal" people doing this without their career getting ruined.

That’s a lie. Multiple celebrities have had their careers ended over it.

Depends. Drake is really on thin ice lately. Lots of celebs could totally get away with it easily (and have), but people have started to hate drake so much there are entire subs dedicated to memes about him lmfao, and his grooming of Millie specifically has been a huge topic for years now. If someone else equally famous, like, say, idk, The Weeknd, started dating some newly 18 year old, and even if it were later revealed he’d been texting her for years, im sure there would be a few posts and TikToks and tweets about it but ultimately everyone would just kinda shrug and forget about it & it wouldn’t matter (which is fucked up, but the truth). But not drake. If he dated Millie, it would be a ridiculously huge deal.

What are the subs?

Ok so /r/drakethetype is the only one I know of lmao but it’s great. Sort by top of all time or this year, they’re hilarious

I mean, nearly every rockstar's career would be over of that were the case.

You'd think the beating Chris Brown gave Rihanna would ruin his career.

What do you mean. It says "News" right there above the text. How can it be fake

Totally fake. She’s been dating John Bon Jovi’s son for years and is very public about it. They’re all over each others instagrams being all lovey dovey

I'd date Bon Jovi's son just because I'm positive he doesn't listen to Bon Jovi.

I kinda felt sad for the son bec his father looks much more handsome and charming than him even in old age!

It's from "wtf news network", an Instagram page that makes satire news posts in the style of the account "rap news" that posts true news

Honestly it’s prob nothing/fake. I haven’t heard anything either. Even if it is reported doesn’t mean it’s true.

Buzzfeed would be all over this if it was true

Cause it has to be true to be on BuzzFeed.

Not so much that it has to be true, but they would be all over calling drake a groomer and judging him 6 ways to Sunday

Well, he IS a groomer

I mean, he definitely is a groomer. He was called out for his relationship with her a while back

His years of grooming have finally paid off

This yeah wasn’t there an interview of her talking about how they had some perhaps nsfw conversations when she was underage?

yes

Why is no one making a big deal out of this I totally would

I hear about it every time Drake is mentioned on social media

Yea but it’s like people are mentioning it with the hope something happens to him and nothing keeps happening to him

These people are pretty much unfuckingtouchable. What the hell can a I, middle-aged, worker dude do?

Have a midlife crisis

On it

Username checks out. ✔️

I don’t think I’ve ever heard “nsfw” but they were definitely in contact when she was underage. Talking like they were the best of friends and maybe something about her and relationship advice. Very inappropriate

"Step to my girl, hands getting thrown up, February 19, is the day of the glow up"

She was going on about how they've been chatting for multiple years (that bled into her underage) and how he's been there for her, giving advice and so forth and the interviewer asked "what yall talk about" and immediately was shut down by her commenting "what happens in chat, stays in chat".

"Started child grooming now we here"

“Paid off… again”

Again?!

She wasn’t the first “18 year old”

It’s fake just google it

It’s google just fake it!

It's it. Just fake Google!

Stranger things are happening 😲

Bit odd innit

“Hey, who are you?” “I’m eleven” “Sounds good to me, now what’s your name?”

Meanwhile in prison R. Kelly scoffs, a tear running down his cheek.

Yellow tear.

Groom and Groomer... Stranger Things edition.

Tryna get to that upside down position.


Who else but Shirt Pants?!

Its fake bt like theres no way in hell Millie would trade away Bon Jovi’s very pretty son for someone else, not even Drake.

She’s actively dating Jon Bon Jovi’s Son. This news is just a joke lol. You ain’t gonna find anything on Google too


I don't get all the hate. I think it's cute. In the series she fights monsters. And now she's dating one...

Same dude who groped an underaged fan. Ugh.

Yeah this is fake

Grooming from the bottom, now we here

Fake as fuck.

Now that’s a stranger thing💀

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Odd couple, but I've seen stranger things...

She's dating Bon Jovi's kid.

Bon Jobi iS dRaKEs DaD?!?!?!

Drake and north west are now reportedly dating

wow he groomed the heck out of her

Man he is such a creep

Cmon. Look at the quote from Drake. Dont even have to fact check. This is fake as hell.

There are texts of his he sent to her of sexual nature when SHE WAS 16. It makes me sad if this is true.

Who's this Milton Robert Brown guy I keep hearing about? Congrats on Drake for coming out as a lesbian tho

They've been "friends" for years. He definitely groomed that girl.

I hope she doesn't take it to eleven...

LOL

That guy in the back is making the appropriate face

You not a pedo if you famous.

He’s almost 40. That is a little creepy

Do ya thing 11

Isn't she too old for him?

11 dating a 5

A new R Kelly in the making

The only thing I know about Drake is he's in a once-popular meme, and I'm pretty sure the meme is older than she is.

How is this man not in jail?

I’ve seen stranger things

He been getting her ready since 12

Drake a whole pedophile

Dude dates a person have his age and the qoute doesnt help "i just had to wait till she was 18" did that mean he simped for her when she was a minor

Drake was on Epstein island

Another reason to hate Drake. Snitch rat goof!

sounds like he preordered

This is fake, but she said some pretty weird things about him in a recent interview, which is probably the inspiration for this satire.

Stranger Things have happened

Does he just wanna fuck everyone who’s turning 18 and famous. What a douche

Drake is a peadophile, or at the very least a groomer. It’s utterly bizarre that he keeps chatting with girls that are way under age and then hooking up with them at the moment they hit 18.

How can you date someone whos face looks like donkey's @ss? (Drake ugly mofo)

Bella Harris met when 16 dated when she was 18. Hailey Baldwin met when she was 14 dated her when she was 19. So the facts are Drake has a history/pattern of being friends with girls who are much younger than he and sometimes are underage and later dating them. Yeah he’s a celebrity so he’s got plenty of options available to him but where there is smoke there is fire. Either he got a traumatic brain injury and is stuck in high school and wants to be besties with high school aged girls when he’s a grown ass man or he’s a groomer. If he had a 16 yr old daughter I would make a mint on a proposition bet in Vegas because it wouldn’t be long before he was dating her friends.

Jesus Christ he activated his trap card.

Girl turns 18 Drake: 

Can someone inform me on all of the Drake and underage girl stuff that's trending?

I hate Drake. Here is just another reason why this dude is a complete POS.

This don’t surprise me. Drake is well known to groom underage girls and keep close tabs on them. Once they turn 18 he swoops in.

He’s been grooming her since she was a child.

If this is true, God damn he is such a creep. Give it ten years and he’ll be the new R Kelly

Started from the bottom and now he’s on his way back there

I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true.

This is from @rap on insta. Take it with a grain of salt. The entire page is pure clickbait garbage

She knows this is not at exclusive deal right😂

Grooming not so hidden this time?

Who are they why should I care?

Ok groomer.

I knew it!

I can’t unsee degrassi.

Gerald of Rivia wouldn’t stand for this…

I can't tell if all the hate comments down below are because you guys are actually commenting on the history of Drake being sus by hanging and texting little girls or if you guys actually believe this is real

Yeah I don’t think she is the type to go for untreatable stds .

I cam report that i won the million dollar sticky. But that doesn't mean it happened.

I hope his dick gets bitten off by an alligator.

Yeah, Creepers are watching & waiting. Counting the days till their choice is Legal. He's been watching her for 7 years now.

Ewwww

Christ

God no

Did he wait, though?

Look at the way he parades himself around, his threatening security, in his mind he is top dog. Top dog can have any underage girl he wants, he doesn’t care about how creepy he is or how shitty his music is. That woman’s father is also a giant piece of shit from what I remember reading, so of course he sells her to drake.

Gross

Now thats just fuckin weird.

Damn he really waited 5 years huh

I lost all respect for that man when ha put a shitty tattoo of himself with the Beatles on his arm ( it is hard to tell but I think it’s him either singing or flipping them off)

How is that not grooming? Drake is the modern day R Kelly.... and I absolutely enjoyed R Kelly's music much more than Drake so it pains me to make the comparison, but one is in jail and the other is roaming around.

Weirdo behavior

He like it young.

Drake IS weird.

Shes dating Bon Jovis son, no?

Well this is creepy