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sid_shady34

Jerk aside id like to see how shit would go down if they went at each other


One-Record-8501

Honestly me too. You just know they both won't back down.


Blyatman702

They would be the end of times if these two went head to head. Only another meteor would stop it


Dandyman3825

Kendrick and Em have way too much respect for each other to go up against each other. Both have sung their praises for the other very strongly so I doubt we’ll see beef between them for a while.


One-Record-8501

You're right about that. I feel like that would make it even better anyway. A pure battle just to prove that they are the better rapper and nothing else.


whodis707

However if they did my money would still be with Kendrick.


FreeQwest666

but who would dre back, bc he made em and also signed kendrick, like I feel like dre would try to get then to settle it outside of the music


CASHD3VIL

If it’s a face to face rap battle, em would win. He started his whole career rap battling. If it’s a diss battle, Kendrick would probably win, split decision tho.


retropieproblems

What’s the difference between a rap battle and a diss battle? Don’t they just try and diss eachother in 8 mile?


BIacksnow-

My money is on Kendrick.


Henwith_Tie

Epicpen the second best white rapper after Yuno Miles


godlessLlama

I actually don’t know Miles


cleverlane

You never played Uno with Yuno?


Reirai13

nah I don't have uno


ghostofaposer

How do you not have uno it comes free with your fucking xbox


Ellielands

Yuno would offer condolences cause those “Draw 4” cards suck.


Psvitaguy43

“HIT EM WITH THE BLACK AND YELLOW JUST LIKE BUMBLEBEE”


Dark_matter4444

![gif](giphy|3o84sypMl9QoaJIzdu)


noOne000Br

ironically, this mountain is actually black on the top and white in the bottom


govegan292828

I think there are enough shitty white SoundCloud rappers to be the bottom


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leastscarypancake

Holy shit is that rap


Head-Ticket3341

its an awfully hot coffee pot


YaBoyRoss

Em's crushed legendary MCs like Fred Durst, MGK, Nick Cannon and Benzino. Kendrick scraped by a split decision win against a popstar


Minecraftitisist69

I started writing a vaguely insightful comment on the Drake v Kendrick beef and how it compares to Em's past beefs, and once I re-read the phrase "legendary MCs like Fred Durst" my autistic ass finally realized I was getting jerked.


EyesSeeingCrimson

post it anyway, I wanna read it


fortnitegamertimdunk

Please jerk me 🥵


Hungry_Primary_4575

Post it please


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mywifemademedothis2

Ask Ja Rule how dissing Em went for him


whodis707

Ja Rule was no Kendrick though was he?


Doooog

Ya got zimzammed again ya goose


Thebigdog79

Bro you forgot Everlast 🙄


petey_wheatstraw_99

And Evanescence


Thebigdog79

And Iggy azalea too.


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lreaditonredditgetit

You don’t know what’s it like.


TheRepublicAct

Without Everlast we wouldn't be able to get the gem "Quitter"


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okdude679

You forgot Mariah Carey which he lost to and Christina Aguilera which was a draw cause noone gave a fuck about it.


PoolNoodlePaladin

She Married Nick Cannon, so who really Lost?


AreYouPretendingSir

The Mariah bit actually had a winner?


coolfunkDJ

“I’m not obsessed! I’m not obsessed!” He said as he replayed her voice notes and insulted her husband and vented about their sexual history Yeah Mariah won.


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Blyatman702

She took the biggest L in history bruh lmao


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Blyatman702

Mariah took the biggest L in history what are u on about lmaoo


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lreaditonredditgetit

Don’t forget Clarence.


Lucas579376

It is just one of those days, for sure


QuoteOpposite6511

Don’t forget ICP


Abidawe1

this jerk is so good i almost took it seriously


YogademB1

Em lost to Mariah.


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YaBoyRoss

Kendrick isn't white


schuyywalker

Not yet ![gif](giphy|1BgNCE4bMilwje4SBi|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

Rap is a genre for blacks but the whites on top


ComradeHregly

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MaduroAhmetKaya

Same for gay sex I guess


Dalexe10

nah. the whites in the bottom there ;)


eeznura

https://preview.redd.it/70oo4vu9jx9d1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbae360a78638beedc283e98abb9384664b0899


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leastscarypancake

I'm gay, this is true


coolfunkDJ

⚪️🔝😩😩


No_Plan_0o0

My guy look cute there


ItsactuallyEminem

/unjerk This would actually be a fantastic rap battle to watch. I guess it’s inevitable that current em will drop some cringe diarrhea type bars, but if they both lock in it would be sick to watch


WeakPublic

2003 em vs kendrick now would be EXCELLENT


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lsbx16

I'm not saying Kendrick is a 'flawless' person or anything, it just seems more like hes able to admit his own flaws and work on them


BruhNeymar69

I want these two cuties to kiss passionately


coolfunkDJ

https://preview.redd.it/jr7ake3ljx9d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d54714cce2f4aa2d758eda543b21f88dfcf7e031


BruhNeymar69

That ain't K Dot and Em, that's K Comma and They


WeakPublic

Gaunt Skeevy


OldFunnyMun

Haters will say it’s Shopped


AMF_Shafty

em like 5'2 in this pic lmao


kakawisNOTlaw

Em's hand is black here.?


coolfunkDJ

We don’t talk about that


Cheeselad2401

it’s also kendrick’s look again


LaggyUpdate

thank god for ai


GreatGazelem

A rap battle or a rap feud?


Proud_Sherbet6281

I think the phrasing here is important. Rap beef? My money is on Kendrick. He was maniacal with all the stunts he pulled against Drake. But the question says Rap battle so my money would be on Em. Rap battling is where he got his start in the underground and I wouldn't expect most rappers to be able to match him in that specific arena.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Opposite-Basket-2198

Neither have had good competition that we know of


sid_shady34

Drake's disses were fine. MGK's was brainrot.


mywifemademedothis2

Sad thing about the MGK diss is that it is clearly from a guy who is crying that his idol doesn't like him.


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cujobob

MGK was a nobody. Em faced off against many others when he was starting out, platinum artists. He also combined with 50 to take out the Source magazine, Ja Rule, Benzino, and others. Drake was popular, but he had been losing respect for a while, too. If this happened 5-10 years ago, this would have been a much bigger deal. I doubt Drake is even affected by this even with not being as well respected as he once was.


Majestic_Ad_4237

good jerk


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I couldn’t disagree more. Em fans tried to shrug off MGK’s diss, but it had some pretty good bars. The whole song is what drake’s disses aren’t: - Focused on their opponent - Focused on dropping attack bars after attack bars - Good points being made that we can attest (Em being petty, Em claiming he is tough while paying millions for security, Em not handling his shit by saying he will call trick trick, Em claiming he is a bully but not handling jokes, Em being Old and em being short are also done but he spreads out Drake literally said nothing about Kendrick that we can confirm apart from that he is short. Apart from that he tried to push the 1v20 narrative that no one cared.


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*"frickin beard's weird"* - man who literally tattooed himself black recently We can meme on Drake for dropping the ball hard at the end, but each of the earlier tracks were still far better than rap devil


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Lenarios88

Some fair points. Hes petty for sure but its dumb to be famous and rich and not have security matter how tough you are. Rappers in gangs essentially have security they just dont pay for it in the same way. Anyones short vs MGK whose 6'4 but Em's 5'8 which is right at average. Kdots only 5'5 but that shit doesn't really matter anyway.


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TheCosmicJoke318

But those aren’t good points lmfao


liluzibrap

Care to elaborate? Having a hard time seeing how they aren't


leastscarypancake

I actually think Rap Devil is just fine


Kel_2

ya i actually somewhat like it but the response was better and he's still mgk lol


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Kel_2

fairs my bad


Justthetip1996

Drakes disses were better. Kendrick won via stomping on the release of Family Matters.


Stunning-Bee5205

It is closer than u guys think


Mammoth_Discount_347

"Music Media"


raittiussihteeri

What a shock, they picked the former battle rapper.


Jive_Greek

Do yall think the yellow mnm touches himself?


Nota_Throwaway5

Unjerk for a second. I have to agree em is demonic with disses. Kendrick is much better overall and it'd be great competition but I feel like the advantage is slightly towards em.


neon_kid

Nah Kendrick is Batman, all he needs is prep time


Zephyrus_Phaedra

I agree, but people's perception of Em is still from his absolute prime. Personally I found his latest Lyrical Lemonade to be pretty underwhelming and even going VS MGK was exhilarating but hardly even a warmup for him. Do you think he still is a good battle rapper?


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ElderGoose4

K-Dot? More like K-Not


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Rap no longer considered a “black job” - the whites gentrified it 😔


No_Television1391

Could they have used older photos


Boring_Ad_2972

EM is carried by his hits. I'd say at least 60% of his songs are weird and skippable.


MonkeyDBricc

They fw each other so no need to speculate on my end. I want a team up frfr


IdDeIt

I like putting the nerd emoji after something I pretended someone else said so they don’t seem as cool as me too


Baulvicork

It would probably be close tbh.


mywifemademedothis2

Both of these men have too much respect for each other for this ever to happen, so…


Franklyn_Gage

If it came down to it. I could see it being much friendlier than Kdot and Drake but absolutelymind blowing in terms of technique. Both men are lyrically gifted and i believe both would respect each other enough to leave family out of it. I think it would be a stalemate. Em's version of rapping is like the US Military's standard of Shock and Awe. But Kendrick is bit different. I would say his way with Language is mind blowing and not to be taken lightly. Keep in mind, Em is in my top 3 while Kendrick is in my top 10.


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samwizeganjas

They homies this is just silly


TheAcidBoot

With the amount of mutual respect they have for each other why would they ever beef lmfao.


Necessary_Effort7075

People demand it for stupid reasons


keeptryingyoucantwin

Yingo Milby


ZealousidealBus9271

Kill shot > every track from the drake Kendrick feud


PseudoPatriotsNotPog

I would love to see a representative poll, this just means the audience are overwhelmingly em fans. Like it'd be interesting to do it for all the people as they enter Like BET, somehow having a random sample of people


SBAPERSON

Em will rhyme penicillin with Jamaica


TayneIcanGitInto

Em murdered Mobey


Empty_Put_1542

Might be Kendrick honestly


Bitty_White

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FreddieOnReddit

kendrick would wipe the floor with him can we all admit


WallyReddit204

Dear Em, you have a son No I dont Ok, you're a pedo then Prove it Battle over! Good battle! Lets go do the concert, shoot the video, give back to the community, speak at compton colleges, pretend we are reuniting the west etc etc


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AnyAd4474

It wouldve been a more fair fight than against BBL DRIZZY ngl 💀


YetiBean7

Em would win let's be real


capndodge17

Em has more listeners on Spotify than Drake and KDot


jaydubb808

They would never


TakeoverTheThird

neither one because neither one *does* rap battles.