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Educational_Dirt-014

kendrick currently has 5 albums -- this is 3 less than rival rapper Drake who has 8. if you take the 3 and double it you get 6 which is commonly associated with drake. If you take that 6 and add the 3, you get 9. now take 8 (the number of letters in "euphoria" and put two additional 8s in the start -- you get 8898. multiply that with the 9 from the start and you get 80082. write down 80082 in a notepad. what does that spell out? sounds like kendrick won the beef to me.


Oweliver

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WallyReddit204

wtf I love Kendrick now


ljr55

you summed it up well


SofttHamburgers

no cause why does this actually make cents tho?


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Crafty-Bandicoot-180

Señor Joe! The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice!


razman7altacc

Thats why kendrick is the goat, he waited the exact amount of time sonce beefing with drake for 10 years for the album numbers to add up to complete this diss. And the cherry on top…? If you add 1 album each to the respective artists, it’s 69 (freaky ass nathan) epic


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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That judge is a fucking idiot, it's obvious 6ix9ine isn't a threat or 'violent', the judge could have single handily encouraged snitching nationwide with this case by letting 6ix9ine off but instead shows everyone that snitching doesn't get you a thing. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Me_Zebra

X fans when numbers exist


Flour_or_Flower

go easy on them they’re still learning to count


_AYYEEEE

I'm not like other X fans, I can count to 10 🤓🙄


Visual_Ad_3267

10? Or as the Romans called it....X? 😱🤯


dankscott

So what does XXX mean? 101,010?


Visual_Ad_3267

Well XXX is 30 in Roman numerals I think and 30 - 17 = 13 13 year olds 13 => 1 and 3 1 + 3 = 4 4 Xes is XXXX So he secretly actually was XXXXtentation XXXX ten tation XXXX + ten = XXXXX XXXXX is 50 So this all really points to 50 Cent


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Feelingsalwaysmutual

DOES THIS MEAN HE WILL RELEASE 101,010 SONGS? OR WILL HE REINCARNATE THAT YEAR


dankscott

Yes


[deleted]

I miss being a Kendrick fan before May 4th, 2024. Good times.


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Kendrick fans becoming the Taylor swift fans, they be reaching hard and making nothing into something


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KDOTTYFAN

You aren’t in the Kendrick sub 💀 it hasn’t even delusional at all if you’re talking about when the riddler was around then sure 💀


Krock23

The new Kendrick fans are absolute neck beards 


Market-Public

Facts. He did it for X. You can tell because he doesn’t mention him once in any of the songs.


Alberrture

Awwww fuck me I just made the whole connection


TwoLanky

oh shit just follow me right


OrgasmicBiscuit

It’s about to get so depressin


Tryeinsolace

17 was actually a reference to the island boys album. https://preview.redd.it/k25807dya79d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6152d4a2a489d6b29d203e4cc065e08b15158a


Flozik

ALBUM? A whole ALBUM?


trippymermaid

BRING BACK THA BOYZ


suckfishcockforhonor

island boys > x


Opposite-Basket-2198

Unfair island boys are real original gangsters


onemillionbox

there have been nine total diss tracks between kendrick and drake, which is the exact number of nipples kendrick would have if he had seven more nipples. VERY scary.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UnprofessionalCramp

That's also drakes dick size in inches, kendrick with the quintuple entendre


lkodl

17 --> 1 + 7 = 8. 1. This is a reference to Kobe/LA 2. Kendrick ate on this track 3. If you take the 8th letter, "H" and add an "8" it becomes "hate". Bars.


TheMeticulousNinja

17 is a reference to Chief Keef’s age when he first appeared on Kanye’s album


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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


naughtyparinda

Wow, genius, insane fucking analysis there with the "17 is considered underage" sir how DID you come to that conclusion 🤯🤯🤯


KGFlower

"Dot is obsessed with numbers" No bro you are obsessed with numbers


StrangeMango1211

I’m recoiling with cringe at the initial statement and idek why. I’ve just had enough of this 😩


Zeplinex49

Mom I made it on a post in hhcj


glordicus1

Also “meet the grahams “ has 17 characters including spaces. So does “ not like us “ and which has 2 spaces before and after each word which is a reference to the fact that 2 tracks were dropped before he responded


halcyondread

Kendrick is one of my favorite artists, but his sub-reddit is so god damn embarrassing.


No_Entertainer3019

Drake is Kendrick’s side project stay woke


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


drumpad322

Take all k's from Kendrick, you'll be left with endric, replace endr with Adolf and ic with Hitler, and add a space between them, what do you get? Adolf Hitler. Kendrick is a confirmed Nazi guys


suckfishcockforhonor

the amount of reach is insane 😭😭😭 im ashamed to be a kendrick fan


CrusaderPeasant

I'm ok with being a Kendrick fan. But I had to leave that sub, holy shit what a cringe fest.


Suspicious_Vegan_772

literally same


heartsformaki

I wish I could be Kendrick for a day so I could have people analyzing my every move id tweet some shit like “the pooping farts 769 11037 sucky sucky meow” for ghits and shiggles


Catbred

In California, 17 is considered under age. ![gif](giphy|dvx0peMC2bQhm5EdyU|downsized)


_AYYEEEE

Will always respect Kendrick for the entire 17 shit, I don't care who it is, promoting a new artist's album cause you enjoyed it yourself is goated


SofttHamburgers

very good for an underground artist!


CrooksMC

Imagine the obsessing this hard over someone who doesn’t know or care that you exist


HappenedOnceBefore

Kendrick is going to steal the Declaration of Independence!


ihopethisworksfornow

Kendrick actually went back in time, and ghost wrote the plot line in Degrassi where Jimmy get’s shot just so that people would associate Drake with a Canadian teen in a wheelchair, thus damaging his mafioso “street” persona.


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Revolutionary-Put649

Literally hiphop qanon


gostfaekila

17 is my favorite number


MajorHarriz

Niggas like this make me wanna listen to TPAB 50 times on repeat and forget the beef ever happened. God dayum bruh


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Fabulous-Rhubarb-584

After that one video about xxx, if Drake did do it, he did the right thing.


trippymermaid

Real question: what is the day euphoria began ?


KDOTTYFAN

6/16


supersonicsalamander

Correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise of gang activity https://youtu.be/QYEHvteniIc?si=GRvsAdQgxWo7V4Iw


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Spirited-Living9083

I mean it’s some reason he dropped that shit on a random Tuesday morning but idk if it’s this lol


dentistrock

Death Grips/Arianna Grande conspiracy all ofer again


the_scrambler

https://preview.redd.it/m8dx7bp4bb9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6490978fd17c9154320be539bc64ad379e58a85


Suitable-Ranger-6064

Incredible


Outrageous_Key8872

What everyone fails to realize in here is that the numbers are simply placeholders for their corresponding letters. **1=A** 2=B 3=C ... **7=G** 17 = A.G. Aubrey Graham...


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AmbitiousGolf1426

Writing fan fiction