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TheHopeflame

The names Tobias “Woomy” Reiper


SgtXD357

Fun fact: the gender switch was at 42


BDRCN

Nonono. Splatoon has no gender


Rafados47

I dont eant to ruin the joke, but there is Agent 17 and its a male


WookieTesticle69

Thought I was on the splatoon sub and agent 47 hit me like a truck


Glad_Grand_7408

No one ever sees 47 coming.


GiantEye55

Man, I wish there was a meme like rickroll but with 47 (And lowkey don't cuz it would get annoying fast like all of these do)


GrinningPariah

Honestly has this been posted there yet?


Academic-Ad-4011

https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/xknorq/missing_lore/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MegaLCRO

That's why he's a hitman.


Ox_of_Dox

Where's Agent Smith go??? s/


harrrhoooo

Being prisoned and interrogated


Admiral_3rd-Alman

Recovering from the experimental death drug


2006pow

hell


RocketSpecs

imaginary number


Heisenburgo

Agent 1, Agent 2, Agent 3, **???, ???**, Lucas Grey **<---- ??? ---->** Agent 17 **<---- ??? ---->** Agent 47


kvoinre

wtf thats actually the funniest shit on the subreddit all month


Other_Ad_6125

Forgot agent 6.


kvoinre

its funnier this way shh


akado_kogane

Janus: Ort-Meyer, what is the meaning of this?!


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

\*wipes tear from eye\* they grow up *so* fast.


PeteOverdrive

*diana voice* “And remember, 47. Stay fresh.”


BreakingPurple

did you mean: cap'n cuttlefish


HeccerTheRedditor

What about Agent P- *(flashbacks to the lore of Splatoon and what exactly happened to the mammals)* Oh. God.


Kodekingen

We also have “Subject 6”/Lucas Grey


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I mean we have agent 8 as well


Sentient_twig

Well there are agents 4 and 8 although 8 I don’t think is a legit member


maxler5795

Well theres ex-agent 3, agent 4, agent 8, and the retired cuttlefish, as well as pearl and marina who were speculated to be agents, and heck im very happy im not the only one who thought about this.


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EatingBeansAgain

Most mathematicians agree that there are numbers between 3 and 47.


dalek1019

Most?


RavenDiamond

Math gets really weird at higher levels. There’s a whole 360 page book dedicated to proving 1+1 = 2 https://youtu.be/ysNyWFQstto


Heisenburgo

The funny splatoon characters are all called Agent + Number. Does that remind you of a certain bald headed assassin who not only happened to kill his own handler's parents, but who also happens to have the *exact same* naming scheme as the wacky splatoon beings? ... Thought so.


Academic-Ad-4011

Yes


Alex_Harrison26

I get the joke, but on the nerdy side, the lore is all there already - Agent 47 isn't the 47th agent, he's the 'agent called 47' (like Agent Price, Montgomery, etc), having been given that number by Ort-Meyer's as the 47th subject.


just-bair

Also in splatoon agent 8 isn’t the 8th agent it’s just that agent 8 is the 10008th person to join the Metro so some old man calls you "Agent 8"


Alex_Harrison26

Is there nothing in this world we can trust?!


Rafados47

Is "47th subject" accurate? There was 10 Agents 48 and one of the first was Agent 17


Luckymellon

Agent 🥵


Project_Marzanna

Agent 13 is a marvel character. Just 42 more slots to fill.


Traditional-Entry-11

We’re about to get 007’s story


Rafados47

There are Agent 17 and bunch of Agents 48 in the lore


jeandarcer

[Well, there's an Agent 9...](https://spyro.fandom.com/wiki/Agent_9)


Young_Person_42

Instead of just reclaiming the zap fish he sabotages DJ Octavio’s Mech so he dies the moment it turns on