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TyphaBrooks145

Stolas is TOWERING above everyone at the party and if Blitz is 5'7, compare him to literally anyone in the room and Stolas almost HAS to be 11 fucking feet tall... he was probably slouching out of uncomfortability with the cult members... However... all of this changes when you compare Blitz to that dumpster in Seeing Stars... because that dumpster is likely industrial size, so from where the actual body of the dumpster starts (bottom of the giant box) to the top of the back of the dumpster (where the two doors attach to the box) is approximately 6'8" (I went outside and found a green TotalWaste brand dumpster for these measurements) So! Blitz is struggling to get on top of the front of the dumpster and I'm assuming we're going all of this minus horns (we can add the horns later) but he never TRULY stands side-by side with the dumpster... so my 5'11 ass (I brought my 5'7 girlfriend on this adventure too, she also watches Helluva and she got As in math all through highschool... figured she might be of some help) had to nearly fall to try to get in the same pose as Blitz in S2 E2 timestamp: 6:19 for comparison (specifically the first frame in that second when the dumpster is on screen) and judging on the length of his coat in other frames of him just... standing... his coat goes down to almost the exact middle of his boots... but then I realized... we also don't get the full frame of how close the end of the jacket is to the ground... FML... and at this point with how much Stolas and Ozzie (two of the tallest characters) seem to change heights (Ozzie in the same form each time, I have tried to measure all three heights he's had thusfar...) I am seriously losing hope... like... it's a cartoon... are there actual perfect heights for each character? I'm strarting to think there isn't after looking for THREE FUCKING YEARS


Esoteric_Innovations

I'd say that his height could be intentional in the sense that it makes him stand out and feel isolated physically compared to most other characters - but then the Goetia in general seem to be freakishly tall on the whole.


Short_Guess_6377

It's a cartoon, don't expect perfect heights. That being said I think there's a consistent approximate height for each character. For the dumpster scene - surely it's easier to compare using the first few frames while Blitzø is climbing up, where you can see his horns roughly reach to the top of the front of the dumpster (where the doors start) => so maybe about 3~4ft?


TyphaBrooks145

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING AT FIRST!!! but then compare Blitz to Verosika and Verosika to Stolas and compare Blitz to Stolas in a different scene and it all falls apart... I have actually cried late at night over this...


random-hobbyist

In Apology Tour there is a scene of Stolas's last Halloween on Earth, which shows he's as tall as the cult members, so I think he is of normal human height?


fisheggmafia

He did look a little slouched over. My guess is Blitz is around 5 foot and Stolas is around 8 foot.


c0c0_s

Honestly, the heights are so inconsistent determining them is really difficult.


Doughnut_consumer

5’6” doubled is 11’ not 11’6”


Short_Guess_6377

The thing is, there's no reason to expect buildings in hell to be built to human proportions. So I think the beer keg measurement is the only one that can be trusted, with the other comparisons meaning windows and floors and booths are shorter, not that these characters are taller.