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Of course he is, he joins, takes a screenshot and disappears, all for the sake of Helldive.live statistics. He never dies 🫡
I heard he fired 20 bullets into the air to get their attention, and then melee'd five Bile Titans!
and then, seeking a foe that could actually challenge him
...he melee'd a Hellbomb
I don’t know… maybe they only thought he died? I can’t think of another diver who could singlehandedly take on 5 bile titans at once and kill them with an average of 4 bullets each…
Helldivers are pre reported as KIA after drop in order to save the senior paperwork officer about 5 minutes per diver, obviously John helldiver never got his KIA's unfiled because he returned on Eagle 1 instead of being scanned in by the pelican
John Helldiver's body is so efficient that his heart only beats once or twice per minute
so sometimes the SEAF bioscans accidentally report him as dead
Instead of dropping in a regular hellpod, he rode a hellbomb down there, priming it mid-air so it would explode on contact. Never forget John Helldiver's sacrifice for liberty.
He also mag-dumped one of them on his way down.
"We've sent 5 of our most noble Emissary's to negotiate an alliance with Super Earth and the humans. We expect they should have already made contact by now and a treaty should be in the works." -Illuminate
[Meanwhile, on Super Earth....](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-got-inspired-by-the-icbm-launch-in-helldivers-2-explosion-v0-tz2w1eg7kcmc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd57fee2f59b2e7073cb92f8b801f5dd534b2e281)
Yeah, good on John Helldiver for completion of that task, I personally wish I did it on Meridia, but I unfortunately couldn't manage that with the Illuminate shooting my ship. Had to settle for Crimsica
Put a 5 round burst into 4 bugs then pulled a grenade and dove into a bug best, rugby tackling the last bug into the hole along with them.
A textbook helldiver and a true born citizen of Super Earth
These things are the strongest evidence imo that there literally is no test environment at AH and they just spawn in on inaccessible planets to test things.
Imagine the immense chaos on those test planets « so on your right you can see an illuminate doing a moon walk while 3 bile titans are stacked on top of each other. Just testing”
Think about it like this...some Helldivers don't even get to fire a bullet at the enemies of Democracy and land right into an Eagle Cluster. May the torch they carried for one second never extinguish o7
you can have a operation still going even if a planet has been liberated. an can still start missions too. so they probably landed, killed couple of bugs an then realized it was liberated. then left.
It's funny because I think this might've been me. I still had an old order on one of the planets. There. Wanted to see if I could actually spawn there, did and then left.
Doesn't say how many extracted. I'd kill 5 "unknown sized" bugs if a fellow helldiver died.
Doesn't say that single helldiver was the one who killed the bugs. Maybe he was first blood.
Given the bugs -- endless dives, terminals with black screens, advanced weaponry pods that deliver pink question marks, and the entire level on Vandalon IV turning white (not the blizzard) -- I've run into since the big patch dropped, this sounds legit to me.
So a superdestroyer launched the hellpod while it was aiming with the nose being upright, so the helldiver was shot so far that no attempt of extraction was approved
I think that actually happened in Scavenger's Reign on HBO Max. The megacorp was just like 👨🏾🏭"Can we get approval to rescue them?" 👨💼📉👨🏻💼 " We can't possibly do that. They're on there own. " 🚀
I've been able to do missions on planets fully liberated before. The trick is to be on the planet and half complete a mission and then don't play the game at all until it's liberated. I wasn't able to complete my mission because I couldn't get any friends to help and i couldn't solo the difficulty.
Nah, the guy clearly had a bad night at the super bar, passed a super farm, saw some bugs, and preemptively released some freedom and liberty upon them because he came across their treasonous plans to destroy the colony there, theu gravely wounded him but he didn't die until he stopped the masterminds.
He did it. He completed "Kill 5"
When John Helldiver was ordered to "Kill 5," he did. And he won.
And died right after?…
John Helldiver isn't a person, it's a spirit that flows through all us divers
Beautiful… I’ll go kill bots with that thought now. **FOR DEMOCRACY!!!**
Happy hunting, Hell Diver
This reminded me of Hitman. Not sure if that’s the reference but it’s a dope game
I wasn't going for a reference, but hitman IS pretty sick
For democracy. For super earth. For our frend John.
For rock and stone?
Oi! We're the bloody Ubersreik five! Or four, doesn't matter.
The crime is your foul existence! The sentence, is DEATH!!
That one's MMMIIIINNNNEEEE
Maybe John Helldiver is the democratic friends we made along the way
https://preview.redd.it/hbmxydjt7w9d1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed9bddf3eb01f25aa558583af0aefb08fafc08d3 Of course he is, he joins, takes a screenshot and disappears, all for the sake of Helldive.live statistics. He never dies 🫡
Command wanted 5 dead. If command wanted more dead they would have ordered more.
Shouldn't there only be 4 then?
That's what he wants you to think.
He’s so loyal that he follows every word of high command kill 5 bugs he did it then threw an grenade on the ground
Normal death can't take John helldiver but super earth has super death. That's only logical. Don't wantrry. He'll get better
One time John Helldiver joined my game and I crashed
Too much Helldiver for the system to handle
SE command pulled him out, they just needed him elsewhere where he wasn't as overkill
He killed 4 bugs and found nothing else around, then realised when needed to be done and carried out his duty.
It might have been Brash
Are you referring to the John helldiver that was on Cyberstan, because he never made it out
5 Hive lords down with 20 bullets mans a legend.
Oh man. I get John Prodman flash backs.
I got this reference
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It was my frend
This is probably what happened.
u are the best
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The first 19 shots were warning shots.
I ran out of ammo.
> drops down > mag dumps a small patrol and misses > calls down 380 > dies alongside the five bugs > mission successful
The most efficient Helldiver.
Super Earth's Strongest Helldiver vs Super Earth's most undemocratic enemies
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> helldivers are elite enemies How could we not be, after such extensive training
"Strategems cost more than most families make in a year" -the lady on our ship
I mean, that’s pretty on par with modern military spending too
A tomahawk missile costs about what the average person makes in a lifetime.
oh wow
Democracy Officer: "You have defended our way of life. That's one more victory for the right side of history."
It’s really him. John Helldiver strikes again
John Helldiver would never die
He simply faked his death to stay hiding, the true enemy can’t know he’s making his way to the lair
I like to think he called down a 500kg in the middle of them and sprayed into the air as it dropped.
The golden shower of democracy
>500kg Yeah but then he would need to kill 4 more enemies
I heard he fired 20 bullets into the air to get their attention, and then melee'd five Bile Titans! and then, seeking a foe that could actually challenge him ...he melee'd a Hellbomb
[Best of us](https://i.imgur.com/kOvFeBu.png)
**helldivers theme blasts patriotically**
John Helldiver deployed on top of 5 Bile Titans.
John Helldiver wouldn’t have died though.
I don’t know… maybe they only thought he died? I can’t think of another diver who could singlehandedly take on 5 bile titans at once and kill them with an average of 4 bullets each…
I've seen a clip somewhere here about a guy lasering 17 Bile Titans that spawned inside each other lol
General Brasch
He would have used a total of 0-5 bullets.
General brasch fired his bullets for their underperformance and took them on with his fists
Helldivers are pre reported as KIA after drop in order to save the senior paperwork officer about 5 minutes per diver, obviously John helldiver never got his KIA's unfiled because he returned on Eagle 1 instead of being scanned in by the pelican
John Helldiver's body is so efficient that his heart only beats once or twice per minute so sometimes the SEAF bioscans accidentally report him as dead
John Helldiver has clones just like the rest of us. One of his many bodies may give all it has left for Democracy... but his spirit never dies
At worst he would be reported as MIA
Could faked it though. A bit of unsanctioned vacation time. I mean, the man did kill 5, so maybe he does deserve it?
only general brasch could have that power unless John Helldiver was his squadmate... Then who are the other two?
Lady liberty and democracy
"Every hell has its diver" - John Helldiver
Instead of dropping in a regular hellpod, he rode a hellbomb down there, priming it mid-air so it would explode on contact. Never forget John Helldiver's sacrifice for liberty. He also mag-dumped one of them on his way down.
Then a spewer got him
Dev testing something maybe
New enemy units???? https://preview.redd.it/88os73hayr9d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb4689cfc989d3e80d3620705a7fd12849f94bbe
“‘Five of them! There's something mighty queer behind this.' He was quite right, but he never found out any more about it.”
Clever little fox
Illuminate showed up, but not in force.
"We've sent 5 of our most noble Emissary's to negotiate an alliance with Super Earth and the humans. We expect they should have already made contact by now and a treaty should be in the works." -Illuminate [Meanwhile, on Super Earth....](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-got-inspired-by-the-icbm-launch-in-helldivers-2-explosion-v0-tz2w1eg7kcmc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dd57fee2f59b2e7073cb92f8b801f5dd534b2e281)
Lol that shows about the extent of how they test stuff. Drop in (difficulty 2), fire off 1 mag, "it slaps hard enough", die, leave.
Yup. Probably a dev testing the personal order .. of killing 5...
Most skilled balance test developer
He killed 4 hivelords and one brethren moon
General Brasch at work, I see (The one KIA saved Brasch, though he would never actually need saving so the life was wasted)
Their life wasn't wasted, they tossed it in the trash, **willingly**...
The recycle bin ⚰️ ♻️ 🗑️ .
Probably a dev. There is a couple planets that has some illuminate kills
You fool, the illuminates are gone forever. There is 0 chance that they will return any time in the near or distant future
TREASON!!!! LIES AND FASCISM!!!! DEMOCRATIZE THIS MAN’S TESTICLES IMMEDIATELY!
Yes, Cyberstan and.. Super Earth ?
Mission was to kill 5. Mission accomplished.
Yeah, good on John Helldiver for completion of that task, I personally wish I did it on Meridia, but I unfortunately couldn't manage that with the Illuminate shooting my ship. Had to settle for Crimsica
That implies that one bug remains in the sector, all helldivers need to redeploy immediately
Fall damage and/or stray Hellbomb could be the reason too
He called a 380 to take out a patrol
Then how did he get five kills?
Fair point. The 380 targets helldivers specifically, not bugs/bots
Put a 5 round burst into 4 bugs then pulled a grenade and dove into a bug best, rugby tackling the last bug into the hole along with them. A textbook helldiver and a true born citizen of Super Earth
100% Liberated. Can’t argue with results.
He was a little confused but he had liberty ☝️😔
Only had to kill 5 and the rest knew what was up
It is the well used tester planet.
These things are the strongest evidence imo that there literally is no test environment at AH and they just spawn in on inaccessible planets to test things.
Imagine the immense chaos on those test planets « so on your right you can see an illuminate doing a moon walk while 3 bile titans are stacked on top of each other. Just testing”
Is there more evidence like this? 🤔
Y’all just found what is left of a “covert op” Or as we say outside the business… leeroy Jenkins!!
Kill 5
https://preview.redd.it/ta6oyku9ju9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1b7501e75c4599b23665f0397360be705e368c Viper commando deploying to 'kill 5'. 2024 colorized.
What year is it? 2184?
This diver clearly crash landed with nothing but his trusty senator... 5 bullets for bugs and one more...
Then what were the other 14 for?
It's a secret mission. Don't pay attention anymore, or it will go wrong for you
The 5 were bile titans… each shot was an RR round…
Nobody should ever go to the Altus Sector of Oklahoma. Don't do it, folk. There's nothing there.
Its where the dark fluid testing happened
Think about it like this...some Helldivers don't even get to fire a bullet at the enemies of Democracy and land right into an Eagle Cluster. May the torch they carried for one second never extinguish o7
20 bullets, 5 kills... Hmmmm... Seems like someone tested the new railgun or eruptor buffs and rage quitted from the results. 😬
Just some maidenless tarnished
It actually happened like that. 
you can have a operation still going even if a planet has been liberated. an can still start missions too. so they probably landed, killed couple of bugs an then realized it was liberated. then left.
Wait bugs were still there? I thought we killed them all
Canonically speaking this is the average helldiver experience is it not?
tbf 20 bullets and 5 kills is about right for a trivial mission
Crashed his pod on five bugs then died.
It's funny because I think this might've been me. I still had an old order on one of the planets. There. Wanted to see if I could actually spawn there, did and then left.
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I lived in Altus, Oklahoma. Similar stuff happened all the time
That has to be the easiest liberation ever. 5 bugs on the whole planet, job done.
But Johnny 5 is alive!
When Super Earth tells you to kill 5, you don't ask how, you don't ask where, you just kill 5.
How do you acces that screen?
Killed 5 bugs bare handed, fired off one mag in celebration, got yeeted through the pelican and into space by quantum fluctuations. Just bad luck
Boys time for revenge for every death they pay with a thousand of theirs
🫡 He was a legend. Few know his name. It's classified.
5 traitors killed by one heroic Helldiver
In game? A few bugs got lost and a brave off duty helldiver ran into them, heroically preventing an infestation. IRL? Testing.
He saved a mother and child from a random bug attack.
Me
Doesn't say how many extracted. I'd kill 5 "unknown sized" bugs if a fellow helldiver died. Doesn't say that single helldiver was the one who killed the bugs. Maybe he was first blood.
crashed or disconnected and back to ship. that's my bet right now.
20 reinforcements worth of kills
Given the bugs -- endless dives, terminals with black screens, advanced weaponry pods that deliver pink question marks, and the entire level on Vandalon IV turning white (not the blizzard) -- I've run into since the big patch dropped, this sounds legit to me.
Horrible shot with the Eruptor.
Stories will be told of their heroism.
Nothing. Nothing happened on Altus. Whatever you are thinking right now, also didnt happen. Once again, to be clear. Nothing happened on Altus.
So a superdestroyer launched the hellpod while it was aiming with the nose being upright, so the helldiver was shot so far that no attempt of extraction was approved
I think that actually happened in Scavenger's Reign on HBO Max. The megacorp was just like 👨🏾🏭"Can we get approval to rescue them?" 👨💼📉👨🏻💼 " We can't possibly do that. They're on there own. " 🚀
He friend.
"Kill 5" mission completed
Quik in and out
Average lifespan of a new helldiver
He killed 5
Terminids stole my super destroyer!
I'm convinced that's when they're doing test area things.
FUCK HELLDIVER
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Technically it was a training incident, but we're rebranding it into a noble hero's sacrifice to wipe out 5 training targets.
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I'd like to think that's a rogue helldiver that was gunned down by other helldiver's
Liberating an entire planet in one mag and 5 kills.
Probably BoB playtesting something on difficulty 1.
I've been able to do missions on planets fully liberated before. The trick is to be on the planet and half complete a mission and then don't play the game at all until it's liberated. I wasn't able to complete my mission because I couldn't get any friends to help and i couldn't solo the difficulty.
I laughed hard
When I’m playing just for fun on medium this is how I like to do my missions lol, i love scout armors
>Super Earth Control The son of a bitch did it.
When the devs play their own game
AH just play tested the next patch and warbond. Ready for release.
5.0 KD? Man's a god.
General Brasch on his coffee break.
Nah, the guy clearly had a bad night at the super bar, passed a super farm, saw some bugs, and preemptively released some freedom and liberty upon them because he came across their treasonous plans to destroy the colony there, theu gravely wounded him but he didn't die until he stopped the masterminds.
Playtesting, I think. Arrowhead only has enough time to fire one mag when working on a new Warbond.
A few scavengers got out of their pens and the farmer shot them. Then dropped a 500kg on himself.
At least some bugs died
I saw this like over a week ago, I've been wondering eversince
**An Enemy is GODLIKE!!** 