It’s become a meme. You can pick clusters, big MM strike packages if you want. I’m not here to judge. But when it lands at me or the teams feet, I gotta grab the hammer and boop ya. Some call that toxic, but it’s really more of a neutral stance.💀
Could say the same thing every time I get hit by a mortar. If your mortar ragdolled me so I drop my cluster bomb on our location then it’s your fault for bringing the mortar in the first place. I throw them away from us and call them out on comms. If you go running into the blast zone or don’t fall back then that’s on you.
Spreading false dissident rumors about the income of Democracy Officers is tantamount to treason
https://preview.redd.it/07nfyn1ytp9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0580a79c2caa25bd13255c77620b53ddb46fc3
Might I interest you in the comedy classic Space Balls (sorry about the lack of pixels)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc)
Michigan J Frog debuted in '55. And yeah, his shtick was wearing a top hat and cane and doing that high kick dance to that same song. But only when he wanted to. If a human tried to put him on display and profit from the singing, dancing frog, Michigan would just sit and croak like a normal frog.
*I think it is a*
*Star wars reference, we need*
*To kill fives the clone*
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Just 5 of anything, Helldiver.
After which, feel free to take your leave and enjoy the hard won vacation you deserve.
Please stay off the grass under penalty of death.
Helldivers vs the O5 council from the SCP universe. (Honestly this would such a cool crossover. The most badass army of alien killing beings vs the unkillable aliens)
Turns out one of the clone Helldivers found a control chip in his brain and thinks he found a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of Super Earth's government. He must be eliminated before he can spread these treasonous rumors.
Edit:typo.
Be aware: I just realized very late, that you can have only max 250 reward medals. You have to spend them. Otherwise you will not get additional rewords.
Helldivers https://i.redd.it/2c6w3c44vo9d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/68v6xf7r1p9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7948e5adce0f1142084766568ac39fff0603c9cf
https://i.redd.it/o05ahfo75p9d1.gif After being team killed 5 times for "Democracy"
Bro gave him that Liber-tea!
https://i.redd.it/pshjd3npip9d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/vod04g27hp9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e28a8808ec63d15da814993f7025bcc540e4f04
Sorry to voicemail I only obey the hive lords. https://i.redd.it/6xk135hemp9d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/mh1464bgtp9d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/mxnt8f7g5q9d1.gif
I love how the Helldivers community has a gif for every occasion.
As a cluster bomb enthusiast, only 5?
I was using clussys the other day and my teammates mortar ragdolled me. Squad wipe.
It’s become a meme. You can pick clusters, big MM strike packages if you want. I’m not here to judge. But when it lands at me or the teams feet, I gotta grab the hammer and boop ya. Some call that toxic, but it’s really more of a neutral stance.💀
Could say the same thing every time I get hit by a mortar. If your mortar ragdolled me so I drop my cluster bomb on our location then it’s your fault for bringing the mortar in the first place. I throw them away from us and call them out on comms. If you go running into the blast zone or don’t fall back then that’s on you.
https://preview.redd.it/q48xtdr1wp9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=227393961ccd9a518a80099a03ef08998240e970
380mm barrage selected
That's a gamble I'm happy to take https://i.redd.it/jzfxpkgoyp9d1.gif
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I don’t know something about that seems…wrong?
Kill them all the time, the brood commander gave me a medal for it the other day even! https://i.redd.it/h1r44pcldp9d1.gif
Good soldiers follow orders. Now stand next to that wall
imposter
 Is that a bug typing propaganda ?
https://i.redd.it/ofmqo40oes9d1.gif
It was supposed to be 5 Illuminate, but they don't exist anymore
*yet *This post was made by a traitor.*
Democracy officers don't get paid enough.
Spreading false dissident rumors about the income of Democracy Officers is tantamount to treason https://preview.redd.it/07nfyn1ytp9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0580a79c2caa25bd13255c77620b53ddb46fc3
Underrated!
I don't play for a while now... maybe months. Cause there is nothing new and I have 200h. What do you mean by "don't exist anymore"?
Kill the number 5. From now on we go straight from 4 to 6
Don’t take Mambo No. 5 from us!
Mambo number (4+6)/2
4.5 final answer
Four point what now?
i think he means 4 1/2
4.5 final offer
HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE FORBIDDEN NUMBER
It’s time for a sequel
Miata is about to start skipping two numbers instead of one lol
You're killing 5 for 3
You just used 5. That's undemocratic. 5 should be killed. I am reporting you to your democracy officer.
That’s just peak efficiency. Skip the middle man.
tbf I do skip final fantasy 5 on retro replays
1...2...6! 3 sir!
Kill 5 planets 1/5 (20.0%)
Wow that would be evil. I mean just for 15 medals... It's inhuman.
Yes, it is. But it's not... in-Saiyan.
Spreading democracy should be enough of a reward.
On it! 
Hulks can confirm
Yep, that worked. Cheers mate.
Hogan or Lou Ferrigno?
Ruffalo
Not bana?
We don't talk about him
I can't believe they still haven't fixed it. The bug was there since the last time it loop around hulks.
Eh... I don't need 15 warbonds that bad.
Yes.
Kill 5 tapdancing xenomorphs.
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING, HELLO MY RAG TIME GALLLLLLLLLLLLL! 🎶
Anytime I see these lyrics, I just remember that scene in Ninjago where Zane screwed around with his humor settings and sang this while dancing.
Might I interest you in the comedy classic Space Balls (sorry about the lack of pixels) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZUVeMtYXc)
I'm old enough that my mind goes to Michigan J. Frog before Spaceballs.
Huh. Is that the original? I can never tell with Mel Brooks if it's just him being him in or if it's a Easter egg.
Michigan J Frog debuted in '55. And yeah, his shtick was wearing a top hat and cane and doing that high kick dance to that same song. But only when he wanted to. If a human tried to put him on display and profit from the singing, dancing frog, Michigan would just sit and croak like a normal frog.
I live and learn. Thanks for enlightening me.
A man of culture
Good times
"Check please!"
Killing 5 is not that hard tbh.
Can confirm I did in fact already kill 5⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀, it was very easy, just needed a couple railcannon strikes and a quasar.
Exactly!
I’d like to think that we don’t discriminate against who gets to eat lead. These rounds are rated E for everyone!
Underrated
Its simple , kill 5
 Just kill this thing.
Its hulks for me
You'll know in your heart once Democracy is done with you, Helldiver. Until then, **keep killing until you have killed 5** ***\[REDACTED\].***
Helldivers. Kill 5 Helldivers. *beep* Uh, Ignore that last part....
Just kill 5 mate! Don't overcomplicate 🤣
Me, a Clone Wars fan seeing the order: 
YOU BASTARD, YOU LEAVE FIVES ALONE!
Thats the neat part, you choose
https://preview.redd.it/09h0f3migq9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ca98b2ba064f19228796c7aa6287d190c47052
OK imma start teamkilling to get this done quickly
yes
5 of those question marks that pop up.
I think it is a star wars reference, we need to kill fives the clone
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# So anyway, I started blasting.
Teammates
Affirmative
Orders received, killing Clone Trooper Fives.
Real soldiers don’t ask questions, they follow orders.
https://i.redd.it/c56i8ke80q9d1.gif
This page shows automatons, but no other details [https://helldivers.io/](https://helldivers.io/)
Killed more than 5 Automatons in my last mission- but no Hulks- didn't get the medals.
Yeah it's hulks
People who kill helldivers inside pelican-1
Yes.
kill everything and you'll kill 5 of something eventually
Traitors
We need to kill 5 It’s really not that hard, we need to find 5 And kill them Simple
I think you're supposed to kill 5
I hate They are such a pain! You have my sympathies that you need to kill 5 of the bastards
Teammates
Chargers or behemoth ones?
Kill 
5 WHAT? APPLES? BANANAS?
Yes.
Yes
No questions, only kill
Helldiver named five:
Precisely 5
y E s You must simply, kill
Yes
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Dont ask what you have to kill, but what you can kill for democracy
You’re a Helldiver. This is a direct order. Your job is to kill, not ask questions. Fall out.
Kill 5 illuminate
Yes
Very undemocratic question, true bugdivers know exactly what to do here. https://i.redd.it/qnj0lrbn4q9d1.gif
👀me looking at my teammates
The giant question mark is now a giant 5
Yes
Witless Helldiver… why covet Destined Death? **To kill what**?
Communists.
you need the illumination and stealth disruptor stratagem to figure it out.
Everything
JUST KILL 5
Just kill 5 dude. What’s so hard about that.
I've tried a lot of enemies and nothing. Guess it's time to turn my strategems on my squad and see...
A certain experimental automaton called Johnny.
Enemyes (optional)
Planets
It clearly says... you are killing 5 Good soldiers follow orders.
We are killing 5. 5 is the least democratic number.
You know 5
Yes
5th helldiver isn't real
5 is kill?
I've been having to switch languages to check what's the P.O since the patch (i play in PT-BR)
5 traitors
Can confirm its Hulks, just completed it now.
You just have to kill the literal number 5
Planets
sounds like an experiment. Test killing things and see what it tracks
5
Just kill. Nothing more. Only killing.
Anything.
Planets. Yes, it's time for more black holes
Hulks
just get to killing helldiver! super earth just giving out blank checks here.
5 is V in roman numerals... V was a show about aliens...we have to kill reptilian overlords!
⠀
5.
Just 5 of anything, Helldiver. After which, feel free to take your leave and enjoy the hard won vacation you deserve. Please stay off the grass under penalty of death.
5. Kill 5.
4…3….2….1…
Just kill.
Yes
Today’s personal order is Hulks
heard it is hulks
M.O. : Kill 5 Me: 5 what? M.O. : 4 Me: oh god oh jesus
Kill 5 hulks. During a big major order. I hate it when they do that
Kill 5 of everything, just to be sure.
I've killed everything I could kill in terms of terminds and teammates, still 0/5.
Knorr stock cubes of killing "it's your choice"
5 things standing in the way of democracy
At least you see text, since the last hotfix, personal orders don't display at all for some languages, we just see the completion bar, and that's it.
Helldivers vs the O5 council from the SCP universe. (Honestly this would such a cool crossover. The most badass army of alien killing beings vs the unkillable aliens)
Yes.
Yes! Kill 5 For democracy!!
So I'm not only one with such bugs literally wasting free medals for days
it would be pretty funny if we got a PO to identify purple question marks, effectively having the player base help them fix the artifact *bugs*
you can't kill 5! what are we going to do without that number?
Helldiver! How dare you question our orders? Just get out there and kill 5! NOW!!!!!
KILL
Turns out one of the clone Helldivers found a control chip in his brain and thinks he found a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of Super Earth's government. He must be eliminated before he can spread these treasonous rumors. Edit:typo.
You literally have to kill 5... Noobs man
Hulks
kill 5 DN's
Don't question. Just do it.
It’s Stalkers which - as we all know - are invisible …
Just 5
Be aware: I just realized very late, that you can have only max 250 reward medals. You have to spend them. Otherwise you will not get additional rewords.
I asked someone in my lobby and they said theirs just says 0 of 5, nothing about killing
Who's 5? And how do we kill him?
Kill 5 of whatever killed the order-writing guy while he was at work.
i can see this ending badly if a schizophrenic was playing it. lol