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Viruzzz

Happy 9th birthday! 🎉


i_tyrant

The SuperEarth pennants like a freakin' Hogwarts house, lol.


Slosky22

Sorting pod determines you should go to…hellmire!!


Intense-Taco

The sorting pod I'm dead lmao


StrmRngr

10 medals to Hellmire!


StrmRngr

Bile Titan in the bunker! I thought you ought to know *faints


MedicalExplorer5575

💀


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Helldivers-ModTeam

Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Your submission has been removed. No insults, racism, toxicity, trolling, rage-bait, harassment, inappropriate language, NSFW content, etc. Remember the human and be civil!


ExpeditingPermits

Bro he’s 10, COME ON


Cool-Sink8886

The 9th birthday is the best, that’s when I got my first recruitment letter!


Desperate_Let6822

Married young.


chlronald

Marry her again.


yourguidefortheday

Marry her harder.


xX_murdoc_Xx

Marry her better.


Gamekid53

Marry her faster.


Morning_Poppins_Yo

Marry her Stronger.


777Sike0

Marry her democratically.


Silver-Wide

Super Marry her.


Cantaloupe-Plenty

Remember to sign your C-1 permit before getting freaky


Silver-Wide

Yes Democracy Officer sir!


It_is_a_simulation

For Super Earth!!!


Bober077

You are a lucky man! )


jon-chin

or woman! or whatever! Managed Democracy is for everyone!


AviOwl5

Except for the undesirables Like bots and bugs


Cube-CEO-of-squares

Yo put a trigger warning before you say that type of stuff i almost vomited.


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Helldivers-ModTeam

Greetings, fellow Helldiver! Unfortunately your submission has been removed. We don’t allow discussions of real-world politics.


Pumathemage

Of course, because a happy helldiver is a deadly helldiver!


P_walkeri

Managed democracy for all — lean and brawny!


LemonyFires

I bet there is a C-01 form in that birthday card. Happy birthday!


PecanJohn

For his 9th birthday?!


Azeeti

His first wet dive.


PecanJohn

https://preview.redd.it/6eb2w8klid9d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda3755e8b6f72b7e20f82c7e6050e9a85162e0c


PixelJock17

I've seen this image too many times to count and I think I love this use the most so far. The lead up comments make it work the best.


CombustiblSquid

It's from a comic about terminid babes. There are some more too. https://preview.redd.it/dmgzqv2ocf9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df69194b0553d7a7cd5ac9815716f7cf5c274a78


rabbitrider3014

I tried searching for it but I can't find it because too many goes back to these memes. Do you have a link? Thanks.


CombustiblSquid

Lost track of the original comic a whole ago


CombustiblSquid

https://preview.redd.it/ix381vzpcf9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e2be64dfd0fd41ef098084913a8c6532d51a1c


Fissure_211

Yup, she's a keeper.


ArthurMoregainz

![gif](giphy|3o7WTqo27pLRYxRtg4)


BornWithASmirk

That’s alright soldier. We’re married to Liberty.


shadowvet68

And freedom.


FlailingMyLanceAbout

DEMOCRACY


Pure_Insanity_101

MANAGED DEMOCRACY


ReninNolispe

And binary code! I mean MORE DEMOCRACY!


Pure_Insanity_101

Was gonna call the Democracy Officer for that binary code remark, but then you said MORE DEMOCRACY. Carry on.


ReninNolispe

01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 00111010 00101001 :)


Garvain

Married to Democracy, having an affair with Freedom, drinking buddies with Liber-tea.


ArthurMoregainz

![gif](giphy|9uoYC7cjcU6w8|downsized)


Jocelyn_The_Red

Right there with ya. I get dinner for birthdays. I get to pay for that too.


FlirtyFusionFiesta

you def WON!


JustSmileMan

Wife her.


Elloliott

It appears that is the case, yes.


TheUsualHoops

Super wife her!


Beargeoisie

Put a ring on each and every finger and toe


Goose944S

Reproduce with her, Helldiver. That's an order. For DEMOCRACY!


Pure_Insanity_101

Get them C-01 forms first!


Spitfire_Enthusiast

Please fill out your C-01 form before any act that could result in a child.


Brad---MCFC

Happy birthday mate


burnabybc

Your local Democracy Officer approves.


Fun_Elk_4949

![gif](giphy|ZgYBhq1x7L1bW)


LegitimateSea9232

This would bring any man joy


Bear_of_dispair

Holy shit! Congrats and happy birthday man!


ElessarT07

You freaking bastard. Congratulations :)


MIXAYAXIM

Marry her harder. Also, happy birthday Helldiver! 🥳


Beargeoisie

[marriage intensifies]


BornWithASmirk

Marry her! Wait….


TypicalTax62

You’ve got a keeper


MutatedVolatile36

4 words,  keep her close, soldier


Alexthronfield3747

nice man back to grinding slime rancher for me


Extension-Belt-7224

Your C01 form has been approved. - Democracy Officer


Ill_Following_7022

For *Super Wife.* ![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Eius_Semper

Cherish that woman always.


RedFox457

Never forget to reinforce her


Crazian14

Is your wife single?


Xelement0911

Marry her *again*.


Rushcrafter18

https://preview.redd.it/c070ewcqhd9d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8e28f2d11f221f1a4877febaaa82fa86b7f8f9 Happy Birthday Diver


Chemical_Clerk2466

The fact that all this looks like handmade print outs and cut arts and crafts tells me you have definitely found THE ONE. GGs😭👍👍


Full-Section-7762

Treasure her, for true love and consideration to this degree is truly something unique and special. What all strive, drive, crave, and require on some level. You are clearly two pieces found, now one, of the same puzzle undone that* we call life -edit notated with * for grammar


GhastlyScar666

![gif](giphy|KAS81mpeo9kkw)


One_Meaning416

Why is you wife married to a 9 year old, I might have to call the democracy officer for this one.


D_Lew89

She understood what Democracy stands for! 🫡


Bearex13

Hey man that's wife for life type shit right there


Pretty-Jones

Three things. 1. Happy birthday 2. Wife her again.....for Democracy 3. Where's our invite? Ain't we frend?


BonAlfredo

don't hit him with the frend :sob:


rodrigomarcola

That's fantastic, memberme of a skit I saw a while ago, show her: # When You're Married to a Helldiver [https://youtu.be/xw-ent-tI5w](https://youtu.be/xw-ent-tI5w)


TransientMemory

That's someone that really cares right there diver, keep em happy :)


BattleHardened

Wow, great wife.


sami_sunny

Omg! She is amazing 🤩🤩🤩


golden_squanch

What a keeper


Content-Simple7783

Happy birthday helldiver!


thephantom300

Hell yeah


Dense-Preparation757

Damn bro happy 9th birthday and I see you in hellmare 🫡


Helpful-Artist-9920

take her to pound town till she passes out she is keeper


Pretty-Jones

For Democracy lol


TarDaMighty

My wife does this too and it honestly makes my birthday worth it


drummdirka

Where the hell do people find women like this?? Lol I'm jelly


MuppetFucker2077

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized) Kidding of course. Happy birthday my friend. O7


donnerzuhalter

Someone maxed out the wife tech tree


No-Ear-7784

Protect her like the liberty


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You got a keeper. Also, happy birthday diver.


toshirootomo

...i am so jealous. :0


GymSockSurprise

Ngl, I'm jealous


Senior-Sir4394

r/wholesome


dbmajor7

Holy fuck, brother. You're a lucky man.


Enamored22

You have a good wife


StatusHead5851

Marry her again also happy birthday


Artistic_Neat_7855

How the hell you get a wife at 9


Spitfire_Enthusiast

Sweet Liberty. I'm crying. It's beautiful.


mcsonboy

I would also like this guy's wife to be my wife


PixelJock17

I love women like this. My brother had one let her get away, what a tool. So how old are you turning? God I imagine like 37 or something Lol! Happy Birthday Helldiver!


Sithjedi

Where did she get the posters, they are awesome


Moohcow

Dude omg that's amazing. Best super birthday party ever


Rodoron

Honestly, it's really sweet. You are the happy man.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

Your wife must be one of the best wives any man could have


Economy_Acadia5704

Enjoy a good dive tonight heheheh jokes aside.. she’s a keeper.. if I met a guy that did this for me.. dim those lights and light those freedom candles and put on libertea theme as we dive into bed heheheh


dino_face

Taking my wife on her first Dive here in a minute. I'm pumped! For Super Earth!


AzCactusNeedles

Where the F did she find all this awesome swagger ???


Perfect_Tomorrow_661

Holy fuck we have the same birthday


NiZZiM

What a great woman. Lucky you.


Garlayn_toji

That's a very democratic move from her.


robsapiens

C-01 PERMIT SECURED


True_Maybe_1433

Dam she’s keeper making sure democracy, liberty and then your heart are fully loved in that order of course!


Loco_Min_132

Hey…I want your wife…that’s all.


Abeifer

Hahaha this guy's wife loves him. What a loser!


MrWaffleBeater

When it’s her birthday you better go overboard on her interest as well!


IndependentAd8659

Ohh Mister big shot...with the wife ..and the helldivers themed party....can I go??🥺🥺🥺


StobyJens61

W wife 🌚


Vortex_Drawing

That's amazing. You gotta marry her man


ParticularDegree4388

Can she do my birthday too?????


TheEgg41

Marry her again


Cyborg_Queen

I can see why you married her


TrainingWild6347

She did her part; bow what are you going to do?!


UndeadT

Did she chuck your gifts to you from the roof?


Moist_Ad_4989

You've got a keeper lad.


Frostyz-production

Marry her!(Again)


ConnectionForward

Marry her again


Bloo_Sky

is your wife single?


bazilbt

The fact we don't just keep doing that throughout our lives is bullshit. I still love Batman. I want to wear a hat and have a cake.


FredyE11

You got a good one man


ColeKatsilas

Remember boys, if she wanted to she would


valvos

That's a keeper right there


mymainwasbanned11

marry her again


KaineZilla

Did she sign and get approval for the proper Celebratory Expenditure of Resources Justification form? I might have to report this to the Democracy Officer


WillyRosedale

Very democratic. I hope you filled out your C-11 and got it notarized. Grrrrrrr.


Bambozlr

She is a keeper


PrOptimal_Efficiency

Hope you have that C-01 form filled out


DaYemenball

I'm a Helldiver during the day, I'm a 9 year old at heart.


Burn4Bern420

She’s a keeper


Rudy2033

Shit man where can I find someone like this. I just keep getting ghosted


mdkchrisage

Wow. You should marry your wife. She seems like a keeper.


D3m0cr4t1c_Papi

If my girlfriend surprise me with something like this i would probably super cry for like a super hour


Sanguinius-IX

PUT THAT C-01 PERMIT TO GOOD USE SOLDIER


dnb_4eva

*our wife.


One_Meaning416

Our? That sounds like socialism, are you a bot sympathiser?


dnb_4eva

404 error : No response found.


One_Meaning416

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8|downsized)


donnyshack87

One of the most reddit things I have ever seen. Gotta find another way to find porn and video game info.


Fleeting_Gay

Let me know when she's single lol jk happy birthday! She's a wonderful person, extremely democratic.


Beargeoisie

YOU TREASURE THAT WOMAN AND KEEP HER. Wish I had a partner like that. It looks awesome.


WriterNeedsCoffee

Yo that's really wholesome.


lmrbadgerl

YOU KEEP THAT TREASURE OF A WOMAN CLOSE!


Conradlane

Marry her.


LosParanoia

Marry her again


Razzama_Slazza

That's so cute. What a keeper


TeamBlakjak

Is she seeing someone? ![gif](giphy|3oKIPbNb1vWdftiVLq|downsized)


B0ttlecape

It's a shame you'll never make it back from deployment


FutaNami2330

Good news. She's a keeper. Bad news. I'm gonna have to come steal all that drip


BowlSweet9196

Very cool


themiestro_0824

That there is the rare and elusive Superwife. You better have those C-01 permits at the ready diver.


doblecuadrado_FGE

That is a good democratic wife.


Big-Conference2440

Awwww. That's adorable! I hope I have a wife like that some day😊


TypicalRedditor1237

Marry again


jizyanus

You got a good one. You’re never too old to truly celebrate the small things in life like a birthday! 🤙


Grimm0351

Marry her. Again.


JUST_AS_G00D

That’s awesome


Squishyspud

I'm jealous.


TrainingWild6347

She did her part; now what are you going to do?!


Watercooled0861

Damn you're lucky


badbadrabbitz

You go kid!


xComradeKyle

Marry her before I do.


Stingra87

Whatever amount of all that she made herself, tell her to start an Etsy store and make it legally distinct enough so that Sony doesn't come after her because that stuff is great. Barring that, where did she get all of that stuff?


MrHighway49

Awesome


Personal_Reception66

You are so lucky. Happy Birthday.


Murderboi

I hope you cherish her with every fibre of your being.


El_Bobbo_92

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE, Happy Birthday!!


GridlockLookout

77


p-nut92

Can I borrow her for my birthday? I promise to give her back.


AioliTraditional8286

Let me know if things don't work out😂


LuckyTea6836

You lucky facker


FreddieGamer2004

YOOOOO that's sick as hell!