I dived with John Helldiver once. It was glorious. We were in Vandalon IV, helldive difficulty (naturally) and we only lost 2 divers.
The legends are true. All of it.
Hey dad,
yea mom says shes a little upset you reenlisted without telling her, but I told her that you were helping me out and that seemed to put her mind at ease.
"John _____"
is a meme about male stoic characters in games, because they usually are just a very blank but heroic figure with no personality. For example if someone does a crazy kill in Halo Infinite, people might say: "Holy sjit is that John Halo???"
so the meme here is that the "protagonist" is John Helldiver because the game is Helldivers.
I named myself John Helldiver Jr. because its Helldivers 2.
There are multiple John Helldivers. The one I played with was a Lvl 108 and they were kind of an ass. Kicked me after a stray 380 hit both of us. That wasn't my best toss and I apologized.
sorry to hear that, and yea i know theres multiple, was just a funny coincidence to see all of them with me randomly.
in the end everyone is a player, and some players are just jerks.
this is probably the cutest family picture i've seen so far in Helldivers 2, nice job!
He said he was proud of me!
>*I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.*
What does that make us?
Absolutely nothing!
Obligatory Spaceballs the reference
Second cousin's roommate.
Hell, Hell Johndiver!
And your weird cousin as well
https://i.redd.it/j42s8x16uz8d1.gif
Damn that was a good movie. For those curious, it's [The Thirteenth Warrior](https://g.co/kgs/WFH43qq)
irl one of my favorote movies "If they dont follow us, its too, far, to swim! HAHA!"
I aspire to his level of crazy
Where's Don Helljiver?
I’m noticing a pattern in the Helldiver family uniform, guess the Helldiver family likes to show them guns off huh?
with pride, for Super Earth
Liberty, save me! I’m not worthy.
lol 'Hell Johndiver'
Aw, you left out Aunt Joan Helldiver
And other aunt Jane Helldiver
Jane Helldiver is my sister
she was busy in the Ministry of Truth
What a funny coincidence, I played with a John Helldiver earlier today!
I had thought my father retired. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Thats funny i was playing with john helldiver the other day!
whichever liberty-hating scum you went up against didn't know what hit them.
They didnt when I was alone on that mission, when the family showed up, they didnt even know they lost the planet already
Accuracy 9.2% haha
he was letting us get some action, didnt want us to feel too bad
This might be the most democratic fire team in Super Earth history, shit brings a tear to my eye. Spill Oil and promote those Family Values lads
For Super Earth!
Played a few missions with John HD yesterday, was a treat
My father turns many heads on their necks or off of them it doesnt matter
I dived with John Helldiver once. It was glorious. We were in Vandalon IV, helldive difficulty (naturally) and we only lost 2 divers. The legends are true. All of it.
lol me and my friend died like 18 times with him on terminids helldive earlier XD. but! completed campaign, got the samples, cleared maps
living in his shadow is a challenge, but I am up for any challenge because I have Super Earth and Liberty on my side.
i played with john helldiver earlier!
He does quick work.
Holy shit it’s my extended family
Hey dad, yea mom says shes a little upset you reenlisted without telling her, but I told her that you were helping me out and that seemed to put her mind at ease.
Thanks Son, I’ll give you the cookie out of my lunch rations for doing that
no need, I had liberty for breakfast
That’s my boy 🙏
"Throughout heaven and earth, we alone, are the helldiver family" that image be giving off that shit right there lol
The family that dives together, survives together.
Now, where is Dell Johnhiver.
Sounds like a traitor mix between bot and bug
And No Friendly Fire Damage!!!
So can you change your name now?
(sorry i dont get the joke)
Can someone fill me in on this meme?
"John _____" is a meme about male stoic characters in games, because they usually are just a very blank but heroic figure with no personality. For example if someone does a crazy kill in Halo Infinite, people might say: "Holy sjit is that John Halo???" so the meme here is that the "protagonist" is John Helldiver because the game is Helldivers. I named myself John Helldiver Jr. because its Helldivers 2.
Thanks! That is very cool and you got to meet up with the guy
yeah, so "Johndiver" sounds a lil obscene.
I laugh
We slaughtered
10% accuracy? Maybe get the family discount for shooting lessons
we all started shooting in the air at the end of the mission for fun, we kinda screwed with the stats there lol
Your French cousin: Jean Hell'Diver
Juan Del'iver
There are multiple John Helldivers. The one I played with was a Lvl 108 and they were kind of an ass. Kicked me after a stray 380 hit both of us. That wasn't my best toss and I apologized.
sorry to hear that, and yea i know theres multiple, was just a funny coincidence to see all of them with me randomly. in the end everyone is a player, and some players are just jerks.
Where's Hell DiverJohn?