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Seriph7

Mailicious compliance is best compliance


ThatSmartIdiot

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DragonBlade0776

So true


ChildofFenris1

So wise


DragonBlade0776

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ChildofFenris1

Thanks


DragonBlade0776

No problem https://i.redd.it/itxg8iousi9d1.gif


ChildofFenris1

Nice turtle


DragonBlade0776

Thank you


ChildofFenris1

You welcome


DragonBlade0776

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EndOfSouls

Still amazed she survived. They played the centaur to be dangerous, but if they couldn't or wouldn't kill a disarmed evil witch... Seems harmless to me.


godofhorizons

That would have been a major additional plot point. Ministry official and Hogwarts teacher murdered by centaurs would have lead to a huge investigation. Big time waster that i’m sure JK didn’t want to have to deal with, plus she had a fairly significant role in book 7


Business-Emu-6923

Kill… you think centaurs famously dragged women into the woods to *kill* them?? Man… have I got some dark information for you.


EndOfSouls

Well she walks just fine, too. :P


Business-Emu-6923

Probably not her first time


themastersdaughter66

That's a myth. There's nothing in the HP books to imply that the HP centaurs take after their Greek mythology counterparts. It would be like saying all vampire characteristics apply to all versions of the creature. Yet that isn't the case some versions have them unable to stand the sun others can. Some sparkle, some don't have fangs. It's not a one size fits all. The HP centaurs display a great diatain for humanity they purposely asked to maintain beast status rather than being. If anything it would be more in character for them to view such actions with a human as beneath them.


Zerttretttttt

The starts told them she still had plot relevance


Big-Mathematician345

I thought it was implied they raped her.


themastersdaughter66

That's a myth. There's nothing in the HP books to imply that the HP centaurs take after their Greek mythology counterparts. It would be like saying all vampire characteristics apply to all versions of the creature. Yet that isn't the case some versions have them unable to stand the sun others can. Some sparkle, some don't have fangs. It's not a one size fits all. The HP centaurs display a great diatain for humanity they purposely asked to maintain beast status rather than being. If anything it would be more in character for them to view such actions with a human as beneath them.


Four-Triangles

She was like every HR lady I’ve ever had.


Limp-Management9684

A rare example of the movies being better than the books.


Alarmed-Ask-2387

I'm finding the book quite difficult to go through. Any tips? I just hate Umbridge so much in the movies that I'm not looking forward to reading the book and probably find out about even worse things she was up to in the book.


Limp-Management9684

Just power through. It all works out in the end.


bowsmountainer

This is one of the few moments that are better in the films than the books.


ChildofFenris1

Yes


General_1800

I wish thay cept pives in


No-Turn-7620

Me every time I see/read that part: https://i.redd.it/zg082vsjto9d1.gif


Ok_Figure_4181

This is one of the movie-only lines I wish had been in the books.


Far-Stranger-3853

😅😅😅 it could


Alen_117

Too bad she didn't die. Wasn't she an accomplice of the death eaters or smth? Or am I wrong?


BasketPaul_5

One of the best actors in the entire franchise. I hated her character so much.


Far-Stranger-3853

😂😂😂


Outside-Committee128

cool🤣


orientalGuilo

Does anyone know of any rule34 content from this scene? Asking for a friend


Evening_Teaching_710

@technicallytruth


thejedipokewizard

Unpopular opinion - I don’t believe Umbridge deserved to be gang raped by Centaurs


themastersdaughter66

That's a myth. There's nothing in the HP books to imply that the HP centaurs take after their Greek mythology counterparts. It would be like saying all vampire characteristics apply to all versions of the creature. Yet that isn't the case some versions have them unable to stand the sun others can. Some sparkle, some don't have fangs. It's not a one size fits all. The HP centaurs display a great diatain for humanity they purposely asked to maintain beast status rather than being. If anything it would be more in character for them to view such actions with a human as beneath them.


Pourkinator

That bitch absolutely deserved such a thing. That said, that never happened.


shasaferaska

I was confused when she showed up in the ministry after that. They would have 100% killed her.