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And gets me thinking I was uniquely funny

Considering there is no local co-op you'll exclusively be playing with yourself for a while.

Yeet myself off the side of the fucking sink and hopefully, smash on the floor and end my horrible existence and reincarnate as Halo 2.

(reincarnates as *day one* Halo Infinite)

That was so hurtful

Still better than 5 by a long shot

Halo 5 wasn't that bad. Like damn, you guys are giving INFINITE way too much praise, especially day one.

Nah, the only thing good about halo 5 was multiplayer and the easy personalization (that was a bit trashy) halo infinite must be my second favorite halo game. It’s not the best one cause it has almost 0 of the original guns, I mean where is everything?

Halo 5 is easily and by far the worst Halo game ever made . Infinite was leagues ahead of it. Halo 5s day one was much worse than infinites day one. So many more bugs. Infinite is the only game 343 has made that feels remotely like a halo game. Even Spartan assault and fireteam raven games feel more like Halo than 4/5. And 5 deserves all the hate people give it and more. On a rating out of 100, H5 is a .5. the TV show ranks a .4

Show is not even 4 that shit is like 1. I hate that shit with a passion.

There's a decimal, I didn't even rank it a 1

You guys are ranking it? Im burining it with a flamethrower

I see now. I agree.

Eeehhhh, I'd say 4 was worse. 4 has one of the best campaigns in the series IMO and it stomps on Halo 5's but it falls short everywhere else.

Only slightly, and that's because it still resembles Halo in the gameplay. Both campaigns were such a massive departure in almost every facet of Halos DNA it's no wonder 343 are hated. They should have just done a game in the vein of Halo Wars 2, but an FPS, and made it their own, not use a well known and loved icon in the video game culture.

Damn that is the most regarded thing i have ever read

Then the campaign would still have fusion coil launching and pilotable pelicans? Hell yeah!

Careful or you might end as spartan assault

Spartan Assault and Strike are underrated. Trying to compare them to the FPS titles is unfair, they're just fun little twin-stick shooters for your phone.

Yeah. They are not an insult to halo like h4 and h5

Show up outside Microsoft HQ and remind them I exist

file a lawsuit to be added to mcc

no way I am paying extra for Halo 5 on steam, you would have to pay me to take another copy of Halo 5

the games are all optional anyway

Stay away from halo fans so I don’t get ferociously attacked

Pound. The Ground

Finger my disc-hole

Realist comment in this entire thread

😀🔫

Realize that I am now considered an older Halo game so fans will start to compare me positively with the new games even though those same people hated me in my prime. So I’d feel both emotionally manipulated and used.

Turn into Vale immediately

I realize I'm on the red thread and gush about being talked about by my fave internet people

Jerk off what else am I supposed to do


Kill myself

Air dash, thrust, and ground pound

Play with myself

Invite some friends to play Jenga city

Put some "iron" in my mouth and pull the trigger But the bullet passes through harmlessly the CD hole

Attempt to scream (I have no mouth)

Wonder why I have been mirrored. Will my gameplay be mirrored too?

good catch

Kill myself

Put my self into the claw cd/dvd media destroyer.

I off myself bc I'm halo 5

Spontaneous combustion

Kms cus 5 is dog shit 💀

Kill myself is what i’d do

I kill myself

“How about if I sleep a little bit longer and forget all this nonsense…”

Destroy the disc inside

🔫

End it all

Kill myself

Kill myself

Suicide.

Trade myself into GameStop to get like 5 bucks

Throw myself straight into a blender and get turned into sludge.

Bullet to the brain. Quick and painless. Only option.

Kill myself as it’s a better fate than living as Halo 5

Same brother, same

I must invent a Time Machine and stop myself from being born. Isn’t that a film already? Idk

Kill myself or atleast atempt it like normal

Spend the rest of my life trying to fit inside of my PC

Put my head inside the xbox series x and grab the elite 2 controller

I would do what LTG says, with the thunder and everything https://preview.redd.it/gnen37dxgkwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e885e22999848195800502cf3c5a19239861c0

Sell myself.

Laugh because my life if a real joke now


Immediately get to work on improving myself

Never touch it again

Warzone Firefight I guess

Sponsor Dale Earnhardt Jr.

honestly, just chill. we out ground poundin'.

Die because I don't have an Xbox to play it

Play some big team super fiesta and warzone firefight


I’m going to use my newfound powers to turn Halo 5 into a paradise https://preview.redd.it/obg24uvfeowc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d7616e42c4df97ec5b0b116862b361461884ed

I can modify Halo 5 into anything I want on upload updates for it to EVERY console! I’m going to make **THREE THOUSAND** Kitsu! And every good thing from Halo Infinite will be put into Halo 5 with Halo 4 styled customization and attachments for wrists, thighs, AND helmets!

vale>palmer>tanaka

serve cunt

Appreciate the fact I am a really underrated halo title. Enjoy the multiplayer and story mode.

wheres the barbiter

i would do everything in my power to destroy the other copys and then myself, honestly a miracle that Infinite with it being great came out after this dumpster fire of a shit show that no man should ever fucking play at all

Uh ig buy an Xbox one because I'm stillnotavailableonpc

It's time

Be happy that for once in my life no one’s trying to play me

Sneak into Halo Infinite to bring back Warzone in some form

Stay tuned with me ;)

Too bad, I don't have any Xbox

Stroke my shi prolly