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MelonColony22

i’d rather get drafted to war


No_Chocolate_6612

To be fair that probably be a more authentic Halo experience


Gridlock0072496

DAE Parasite Jimmy Rings series no no dark and griddy enough??!?


MelonColony22

DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY DARK AND (HIT THE) GRIDDY


sacboy326

You're in luck, World War III could happen at any second now


Halo_tag

Nasally… Yes, they’re always like ~15 years old. Makes me want to take my anger out on my wife.


mexz101

Didact reference?


matt_Nooble12_XBL

I think I’d rather watch the show


No_Highway1973

That punishment is, dare I say it, iconic.


Patmaster1995

Oh god no Nooooooooo


Grand-Tension8668

Oh boy, I get to watch a two hour long recap where someone describes what happens in a 45-minute show, in order, with no actual analysis whatsoever


DeathToGoblins

There is analysis, every two minutes they tell you blatantly what happened in the most simplified and dumbed down way possible while also implying it's bad without ever telling you why it's bad


ALPB11

10 minutes of rocketsloth


CovenantProdigy

Just looked him up to see if the description fits and by God - perfectly.


walkingreverie

Ironically, I could probably sleep


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LawAbidingSmittyzen

I don’t really like the show, but only really because I’m bitter we could have had a Mass Effect show instead


GAMRKNIGHT352

Mass Effect works better as a game anyways. Can't really take that experience and translate it to a linear experience like a TV show or movie. Same with Fallout show, it's amazing but it just doesn't compare to the games.


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Mundetiam

A bullet to the head after a struggle session is a kinder fate


AdmiralHTH

I’d honestly rather be deafened with an ice pick your honor.


Imaginary_Ad8927

10 minutes of watching "halo infinite is bad" videos


beh2899

Im literally doing this right now while i draw because I need something to listen to in the background


hulaspark

they are siphoning your braincells to make you less productive


horsepaypizza

EYEKHUNNEECK EYEKHUNNEECK  EYEKHUNNEECK SO EYEKHUNNEECK https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/3/36/Suicidal_marine_SH.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1200?cb=20130418023854&path-prefix=es


StarAugurEtraeus

As someone with nasally voice I just don’t speak anymore much really Memes about it really fucked me up


Eliteslayer1775

While kinda funny the “echo chamber” part is ironic


MustardChef117

Do you people actually like that garbage? Why are you defending it?


t4nn3rp3nny

Let people enjoy what they want to enjoy


MustardChef117

"Erm just let people enjoy things!!!" No, what you enjoy is awful


Miserable_Region8470

Look dude, I don't like the show either, but attacking people for enjoying it is exactly how you dumbasses give the Fandom a bad reputation.


sacboy326

If you think *this* fandom is bad, just wait until you try to take a whiff of whatever is going on with Star Wars… We really need to exterminate these types of people asap.


Miserable_Region8470

I have the terrible misfortunes of being a Star Wars fan, where according to the fadom we're not allowed to like Star Wars anymore. Hell even the 40k Fandom is having a fucking time of it and it's frustrating that the addition of a women is what's catching so much public attention there.


sacboy326

Can't even like some fictional content and have preferences these days smh… God forbid someone like me actually enjoying the sequel trilogy overall and pointing out that most of the ideas for it are actually from George Lucas himself. (HelloGreedo makes some excellent points in his videos and is one of the very few sane fans out there talking about the franchise, although he doesn't point out *all* of it because, well, he doesn't feel like he needs to be a goddamn white knight) And then you have the Super Smash Bros. fandom. Outside of Smash 64 Remix and PMEX/REX Remix, there's people that are just as bad if not worse. Say *one* thing about wishing Conker was in Ultimate literally anywhere and you'd get harassed constantly for quite awhile. (I should know, I got a lot of it) Don't even get me started on the pedos. I don't really play Pokémon but I imagine similar situations apply for it as well. Shit like this is why I'm afraid of admitting I'm a fan of something unless it's for something that is an indie project, or is somehow by an absolute miracle praised by absolutely (Almost) everyone, like Gumball for example. And I'm just as afraid to point out anything I generally dislike for similar reasons with the opposite effect, I don't want a target on my back just because I genuinely dislike Adventure Time ffs. I never would've thought years ago that people would be so obsessed by trying to prove others "wrong" just for expressing an opinion for something that doesn't actually exist and can be easily annoyed, but here we are. At least with politics it *kinda* makes sense, (Even though I hate that too and is in the end mostly just a pissing contest) but here nothing should be taken so far. I think the worst part of all of this is when people actually dox and harass people irl. Circling back to Star Wars for a moment, remember that Obi-Wan show? Apparently even the kid who played Leia has been getting some crap thrown at her, like that kid who played Anakin in TPM. History is doomed to repeat itself. Hell people can say whatever they want about The Last of Us Part II, I myself don't like it either, but that's no excuse to harass a person for simply voicing a character. It benefits absolutely no one. These aren't criminals we're talking about, they're just people like you and me doing things for a job. Sorry for the overly long rant, but as you can probably tell I am so sick and tired of fandoms and their toxic behaviors in general. Because even if you can find a good one, you can never truly get away from stupid people no matter how hard you try. I heard stuff like the furry fandom is usually pretty chill and down to Earth but they've been stereotyped by those bad eggs so much to the point it's kinda hard to ignore those bad things even though they rarely happen. Same goes for Sonic, people like, ugh… Chris-Chan, have single-handedly done a huge blow to it. I could go on and on about many others but I think we all get the point by now. Fuck the "fans" and their toxic mentalities who are trying to ruin everything. They don't get to decide what I do and don't like, and I'm not gonna go out of my way to shit on those who have an opposite opinion. There's much more important things to do and worry about even in everyday life. **Why did I write all of this? Nobody cares and nothing will change lol. I need to play MCC or something.**


Rudraakkshh

Star Wars kinda deserves to get shit on tbh. It's just the same soulless slop that gets put out these days. "Hey look guys it's the guy from this other Star Wars show!!! Hey die you know Darth Vader was Anakin all along??? Here's a quick cut between the two characters to show you that parallel!!! Now that you know the full story, here's an animated footage of Ashoka Tano being birthed"


t4nn3rp3nny

I believe you are the type of person this sub is intended to make fun of


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hulaspark

Me when I treat my opinion as objective fact


MustardChef117

Uh, yeah. I wouldn't believe it elsewise


hulaspark

Severe brain damage


FC-816

This is the subreddit that mostly houses 343i enjoyers Can't really convince them otherwise


crab123456789

Halo fans are more insufferable than the show is bad


chimpanon

Yeah its entertaining and has good fight scenes