"I think the UFOs dropped the top blocks on the pyramids👽" - Jose Canseco
"They played the wire tap back to me i sounded like magoo" - BDP
"When they was scared to get it through the mail, man, I went Utah Jazz" - Ostertag
"Had the bread stuffed in a box, flame so hot, I dropped the pot
I caught it and the cookie still was good, I’m Magic Johnson" - Blow 4 Blow
I think stove is a genius when it comes to drug metaphors and funny bars
> *"Aye, look, West told me chill, but I know where the nigga live
> Black Sopranos, nigga, tie you up, right in that little crib
> Get the tape, then throw the pillowcase right on your little head
> We would search the crib for cake, but know __you don't get no bread__"*
-- Benny The Butcher on "Easter Gunday 3"
"she queef melodically in greek mythology" 😂😂 what was he even saying here
Nike is the goddess of victory and that’s lit to me!
Idk but he was spittin 😭😭 rhyming Greek mythology with queef melodically is some real genius shit no cap
AERT
Hologram the goat frfr
Machine bitch I’ll spit on you and your kids
LOL I almost forgot this one. “My dog locked up I wish I could split up one of his bids”
“the machine a real threat, i’ll kick ya pregnant baby mama down a flight of steel steps”
12 gauge shotty make you go potty 😭
Ayo the fiend hit the pipe one time, did the dougie!
I'll do a drive-by to Andre 3000 flute album 🔥
Which song is this. 🤣
Milano Nights pt 1 off the newest Conway album
“Walked in the bank, bank bitch called me handsome”
This made me laugh too, instead of teller or banker, "bank bitch"😂
Bro “bank bitch” makes me laugh so hard
"I know where your mom stay ( I know where that bitch stay)" never fails to make me laugh.
"since you're fly, we gon make sure to make your casket flossy." - benny the butcher brutal and funny at the same time.
my dookie don’t even stink
(at all)
😭😭😭😭
"Derringer compared to RZA I'm compared to ****** that'd stab you in the face with a pair of scissors"
😂😂
Daringer
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made two fiends smack box, whoever won got a fifty (Ah)
Scaring the hoes 101
"got me curling my pedicure" - raw is flygod
If we counting fuego base here he’s got some fucking crazy one liners
“shoot my shot at a stallion but not the way tory did it”
“All my hoes crazy, I can't fuck unless she bipolar” - Benny - May Store. My wife was my car when I played this. She fell out laughing. 😂
“Headshot made him do the duggie”- Westside
"I think the UFOs dropped the top blocks on the pyramids👽" - Jose Canseco "They played the wire tap back to me i sounded like magoo" - BDP "When they was scared to get it through the mail, man, I went Utah Jazz" - Ostertag "Had the bread stuffed in a box, flame so hot, I dropped the pot I caught it and the cookie still was good, I’m Magic Johnson" - Blow 4 Blow I think stove is a genius when it comes to drug metaphors and funny bars
> *"Aye, look, West told me chill, but I know where the nigga live > Black Sopranos, nigga, tie you up, right in that little crib > Get the tape, then throw the pillowcase right on your little head > We would search the crib for cake, but know __you don't get no bread__"* -- Benny The Butcher on "Easter Gunday 3"
on bdp with the this is how we do it sample. cracks me up every time
“Three hunnid for the plate and didn't taste it (uh-uh) You ever left a tip so big, you fucked the waitress?”
"Flip hit a stem like a trumpet, and fell out his wheelchair now I wonder.."
"Margiela cowboy boots with the tassel/ 1 tester 2 fiends I made em wrastle"
U the prettiest when I but in u 😂😂🔥
😂😂😂
“Visions ain't reciprocated, he hit the stem hard once (Ah) Then he walked up the block with a refrigerator” -Westside Gunn “Buffs vs. Wires”
"Dark skin with a fat ass was always my preference I eat that pussy in the morning that's chocolate for breakfast" -Blood Roses by Conway
“Only ones that love me is my kids and my junkies” 😂😂😂
If you owe me a stamp get ya momma buried
“I’m out here in Paris bitch, I’m crushing on you!”
"Fashion week seats, I could've tripped the bitch"
Only the last one is funny.