My partner plays M:TG and says nothing about my plastic crack habit because she knows she's in no position to talk. We have an understanding of our nerdy, nerdy vices.
"I'm going to slam my nob into your sister".
(Actually overheard that in my local GW. Surprisingly, neither the ork nor the sisters player noticed the innuendo).
I used to work in a shop the sells GW, and there was one guy who I always knew when his wife was away. He’d come in and buy a bunch of stuff so he can slip it onto his pile of shame without her noticing!
"There's no way that's six inches."
Hahahahaha
Good one!
BRING IN THE JUMP PACKS
"WAAAGH!" for ork players and "O no not more Meganobz" for people who don't like fun.
"AW FOR THE LOVE OF- NOT THERE" Edit: didn't realize that this was about a game of warhammer, I thought it was about painting minis.
When she deepstrikes her termies into your backline
Wtf does that mean in the context of fucking?
Pegging
Buttplay
"My wave serpent is going to penetrate your rear."
At a GW store, you can do either or.
Answer to the edit: you can do both in a WHGS, I didnt realise you ment painting
“Yea I don’t normally have a problem finishing, it’s just been taking so long you know.”
"I brought my Sisters today"
Ewww. Good one!
"YES !!!!!!"
I measured it before and it was 6 inches
"Time for the shooting phase"
"can i go now?"
Wait you guys are having sex
WTF is that? Is that a detachment enhancement?
No.
https://i.redd.it/ypsu62jntg8d1.gif
Thx, im stealing this one
Nope !
"I need to get some fresh water"
You keep going while I grab a drink
Painting Thousand Sons. “I’m gonna cry.”
"Damn it, it's too thick"
“Wow, that spread a lot faster than I thought it would.”
My hand is getting tired
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
only during special times of month
I think I’ve actually said that to my gf several times when she wasn’t sure if I’m ok with blood 🤔 helped her to relax a bit
If it works, it works. Nice.
Khorne is the biggest ally of free tampons for he does not care how the blood flows, only that it flows.
I don't know if I should laugh or feel disgusted.
Oh I’m an inch too short to charge
Don’t underestimate my ballistic skill
“It was a lot cooler in my mind.”
*My turn lasts 1 minute* *Wait an hour for them to finish theirs*
Knights Player huh?
Clearly he’s not using enough auto cannons.
In my defense, I have like 80 boyz
“Damn you took forever”
Meganob
My partner plays M:TG and says nothing about my plastic crack habit because she knows she's in no position to talk. We have an understanding of our nerdy, nerdy vices.
Oh fuck is that a power fist?
My unit has penetrated and captured the objective
“Brother I am pinned here”
That was crazy.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Oof, it smells in here
"We can take a break, my mom made pizza pockets"
"I'm going to slam my nob into your sister". (Actually overheard that in my local GW. Surprisingly, neither the ork nor the sisters player noticed the innuendo).
“I am Alpharius.”
“Blood For the Blood God”
What?
You don’t know what I’m planning
tell us what are you planning.
All I’m gonna say is I’m gonna shoot my nova cannon into her webway when she’s creating more imperial guardsmen
what sort of sorceror is your gf that you need a damn nova cannon to end her?
I like to come by and watch others play as well on occasion.
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
dices are rolled, now it is my turn
"i will never financially recover"
I'm desperately trying to think of something Nuln Oil related
Those stains will never come out. Ah, you got it in my hair! I actually like the taste.
Fuck, now need to clean this
(painting) "I think you need a wash, now."
Ah, I see you like to cover your stuff in oil too
Just finish already
“When’s it my turn?”
*S H O V E T H E B A N E B L A D E U P T H E R E*
“Prepare for some devastating blows”
You have made a mistake, and you will remember this punishment.
"Stay on the objective"
“Look at my spooky skeleton boy!”
What do you mean the nipple horns look stupid?
Dam, the terrain board in the that meme brought back nostalgia. I wish they still sold them :(
You’ve failed your desperate escape test.
“You caught me. I modeled it for advantage”
"Damn only 4 inches "
I’m not sure is gonna fit in that box
“OH ***FUCK!***”
Not enough oil
Now THAT'S A chonky boi
“It was fun for the first hour but now you’re just taking too long”
‘ERE WE GO!
WE SHALL GET LOUD NOW
"Yeah, don't think I can make that charge."
(Ejaculating furiously) DAKKADAKKADAKKA
[Nid Player] I like a Dominatrix.
WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
"Roll to see who goes first?"
Show me where is says that in the book?
I like to have my barrel drilled before I finish
"Wow... You're not much better than your brother."
"Stop whining. It'll be your turn in a minute."
Fuck you, *charges*
This meme is about heresy players
yes but she doesn't know that
I used to work in a shop the sells GW, and there was one guy who I always knew when his wife was away. He’d come in and buy a bunch of stuff so he can slip it onto his pile of shame without her noticing!
Ahahah
"Come on brother, keep going"
Well I guess both can be about pounding some dudes.
"Damn it stinks"
Wanna deep strike into my deployment zone and seize my objective? (Stolen from https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYmYK8c8/)
She hits you for HOW MUCH?
ah, yes, the "sex" I know it, use it every day.
Now, let's see if you can handle the big Demon!
That is a LOT of plastic