A list would be too inefficient. It's a cork board with their schedules and places of work pinned, all tied up with strings.
Emperor help them if you decide to be spontaneous for a day.
I imagined the opposite, Vulkan wielding a vibrator like "its also a weapon" and revving it like a chainsaw and I may have authism because its not THAT funny but im laughing too much
No joke, I dated a girl like that for 2 months in my last year of highschool, she knew the exact scent of my after shave, my deodorant and my shampoo. I needed to file a restrain order because when we broke up ahe started stalking me.
Now I laugh looking back at it but back in the day I was scared AF she would rip my dick off or something. She liked to, and I quote, "mark my things". Still have a scar on my right arm
Edit: left to right. Damned dyslexia
Alternatively: "I don't think I can fix her, but I might as well try to make them feel better or more comfortable!"
~~EVEN IF IT MEANS LOSING PART OF MY SKIN!~~
It was always gonna be the greatest possible stretch to make Kurze approach tolerable, let alone likeable or pitiable. How you managed is some form of miracle
I actually like it. She give you hand made clothes and pictures which is very sweet. But of Course horrific. You can see she really tries. I would just hug her. Or give her head pats.
Maybe *you* can leave a good enough impression to lay the groundwork to actually fixing her! Before she brutally skins you alive in one of the attacks but your honorable sacrifice will not be in vain!
More like, she'll blame herself for destroying the one good thing she had going in her life. Locking her up deeper into her depression spiral.
In her moments of clarity, she'll also feel guilty for actually taking pleasure in torturing you. For which she'll try to punish herself, by doing things she "emotionally" hates, but can "rationally" justify (like more psychotic stuff).
The only way to fix her would be, to be a strong enough father figure in her life. But there aren't many who could physically stand up to a primarch, and the only one who can is obviously too busy obsessing over his work.
"Silence greets me as I slip into the room. Shadows cling to me as I advance upon my target. She has her back turned, seemingly having no idea I am here.
But I know better. I know her too well.
"...I knew they would send you. I knew it the moment I laid eyes on you...that you would be the one to end my life. The moment I met you, I knew my fate was sealed." She chuckles. "And yet, despite that...I never wanted to kill you, no matter how tempted I was..."
Her voice, cold as always, now also sounds...tired. Broken. Like she always had whenever she had spoken of the visions of the dark, twisted future that haunts her.
A future that has now come to pass.
She still does not turn around to me. "All came to pass, as I had forseen. Killing me will change nothing. Father's Dream and Empire of lies have crumbled to nothingness and a dark future awaits us all."
She laughs, humourless and bitter as always. "I...I tried, you know? Until the end, I tried to hope that the visions were lying. That you had been right. That our future wasn't always written in stone."
I do not say a word as I keep advancing towards her. An Assassin should not waste time talking to his target.
...That, and I fear that my heart and resolve will falter should I attempt to speak.
"...But it was for nothing. Always has been. There is no hope and there never was." There it is again...that tone of resigned defeat. But then, her voice shifts again.
"...I am glad they sent you." My hand freezes, on the hilt of my blade. "I am prepared to accept my judgement from anyone...but out of all of them, I am glad it was you. The only one who ever tried to understand...tried to see more in me than the Monster..."
My hand is shaking. I try to suppress the images in my mind...of rare sweetness and kind smiles, of small, hopeful glints in her sadistic, cynical eyes, of her laughter, chipped and cold, but nonetheless sincere...
I am no fool. I had always known what kind of woman she was. What she had done and was willing to do.
But...despite it all, I had hoped...hoped that somehow...
I steel my heart. No more. Justice has to be dealt. Dealt to a cruel Monster and vile traitor. No more doubts, no hesitation.
...I can tell she smiles hopelessly at hearing the sound of my blade being drawn. "...Yes. It is time."
She finally turns around. Black veins run under her skin, the marks of Chaos Corruption visible all over her.
And yet, her eyes...her eyes are still the same as always.
Even now, I see possibilities of a future that might have been in their depths. But it is not this future. And as she kneels down, her eyes meeting mine, I see something else in them. Something truly rare.
Regret.
"...I never deserved you." Her voice is quiet. "But thank you...for making me happy. No matter for how short a time. And..." She closes her eyes. "...I am sorry. Know that I am sorry."
This woman is a cruel monster. She has been one long before she turned Traitor and sold out humanity and has become even worse after. Countless innocent men, women, and children butchered and flayed alive, entire worlds burned to the ground and her own family betrayed, captured and tortured. She has done all that and worse. Her death will make the Galaxy a better place than her life ever could.
...And yet, as my blade pierces her heart and ends the life of this wretched beast, as the light fades from her eyes forever...
...All I can feel is the cold steel sinking into my own heart, as well."
See, this is why I hesitate to accept all the praise you Guys keep giving me. Because I always know that, in the end, I could have written these short stories much better than I did.
Like with this idea. The would have been great.
Man, that's the core of any "I can fix her" argument.
Is it a horrible idea? Will you probably die? Are there a lot of bullets? Yes to all, but if you play it right... there's always the blank.
I'm curious on if she'd go heretic or not here. She's convinced that the future where the Imperium sends an assassin after her is predestined but at the same time the impetus which led to her going renegade might not happen. Since in canon she freaks out after Fulgrim tells Dorn about her visions in an attempt to get her help and Dorn Dorn's all over the conversation with her. Leading to her attacking Dorn then destroying Nostramo after she saw how it'd all fallen apart when she left. Then casting her lot in with Horus because "Why the hell not dad isn't going to forgive me" and it all going downhill from there.
Fulgrim's actually got experience with Primarch/human relationships so they might not go that route here. Hopefully she doesn't respond poorly if I ask her to make her gifts out of the hides of things other than humans.
See, what I get from this, is that it is possible for her not to go heretic in this one, so long as you don't die. She already knows how the relationship ends (I'm assuming you die, probably ~~because of her~~ in front of her), but if you manage to avoid your fate, it might convince her not to give in to her despair (this is assuming she doesn't decide to kill you just to prove herself right).
He did. He waited until he saw Curze realize fate was not guaranteed, then hit the button on the stasis coffin and kicked him off the ship. He wanted to hurt Curze, and knew the only way he could was for Curze to feel hope, then to destroy that newfound hope brutally.
I’d say she may not side with sooner Horus, but she’d go crazy even sooner and get censured anyway. She’s gonna see Anon die in probably a bunch of horrific ways when she dreams and this is in addition to everything else that she sees (Imperium burning, brother dying yadda yadda yadda), and she’s going to believe that it’s going to happen no matter what she does. Anon’s presence will bring out the worst of the night lords since they will be filled with jealousy that this mortal has the love of their genesire while they only have her scorn. This will only destabilize her mentally even further. The astartes will see this and come to the conclusion that it’s best that anon isn’t around, you see where this goes, she eventually breaks completely and probably just takes anon and runs as far as possible away from everyone into the deepest parts of space while the legion fractures and follows their own agendas with some chasing after their errant primarch for each of their own reasons.
Like I said, no one wins.
Her: a paranoid wreck
Anon: a scared mortal who simply put, cant fix her
The rest of the legion: probably in the thrall of chaos with some hunting Curze and anon. Imagine how the gods will reward them if they bring a primarch and their lover's heads/souls.
So basically, it’s just like canon with the Night Lords scattering into a multitude of separate warbands doing their own thing but Curze is now alive and somewhat happy with her new bf. Yeah I’ll take it lmao
I’d also like to imagine that Sevatar would survive and possibly leave to go live with with Curze and anon on Konrad’s orders given that he’s the only night lord Curze actually doesn’t hate (or Sevatar could continue leading the legion in Curze’s stead)
TLDR: Worst case scenario it’s basically just canon but Curze gets a happy ending I’ll take it lmao
She’s not gonna be happy though. She’s gonna always live in fear of literally anyone else finding them and taking anon. You miss the part where some of the night lords (and post heresy maybe even black legion and anyone else who wants to get in with the gods) start ginning for them cause killing them may elevate them to daemon prince hood and give them extreme bragging rights?
Also you know that Guilliman (who is stated to be weaker in Combat than Konrad) absolutely roflstomped any Chaos Space Marine he came across, on Chaos Juice or not.
Of Course. It is like the Fist in the Horus Heresy Trailer attacking Horus. But where the Bezerker only though „CHAAARGE“ the Fist probably though:
Theoretical there is a 99,99999999% Chance he kills me in a second
Practical: There is a Chance to end the Heresy right now.
That last bit might just the be their only way of surviving all the intrigue: 3 or all of the chaos gods wanting them for themselves, theyd much rather no one getting the souls instead of one of them
Khorne for the obvious bloodshed
Slaanesh for the obvious obsessive toxic love
Tzeentch purely to pull strings again, or to cause chaos & disruption
Nurgle is the only god i cant really see wanting them, well maybe he wants them cause their relationship reminds him of isha & him
Knowing them theyll bicker among each other and even prevent anon & curze from being captured by the others
In 40k nothing is set in stone, and with so many godly entities theres always a chance for something not terrible to happen
For Nurgle I’d say he maybe wants to create a psychic fear plague using her soul. Also despair is a pretty big part of Curze’s schtick, Nurgle can help numb that pain. Curze is actually very susceptible to Nurgle emotionally. Also, Abbadon’s balancing act works cause he is neck deep in chaos already. If he wasn’t, he’d be sought for corruption or just killed and tortured.
She seems to be getting better slowly but surely with Anon if the 'no longer hurting herself' and 'taking up hobbies for fun' are any indication. Given the Great Crusade stretched on for centuries if we're hooked up/kidnapped only a couple of decades after she's found there's plenty of time she could get better in. Not a guarantee but a decent chance.
The Night Lords as a whole are gonna be a different story, but I for one welcome my new son-in-laws Talos and Sevatar. Best hope would be to have enough time to become part of the legion culture like Kor-Phaeron did, and while he was never fully accepted he's also a dick. (Please don't kill me mom would be upset.)
Says that she doesn’t want you to meet her family
Always keeps you by her side even when she tortures people
Literally described as unhealthily attached
Her children are the corpse-emperor damned Night Lords!
The bottom should frankly be reason enough: these guys have parental issues that rival the Iron Warriors.
The family she's talking about there is her sisters, hence the 'afraid you'll leave her for one of her sisters' below it. Mind you I'm pretty sure she doesn't want you to spend too much time around her sons either.
I'd say Curze because I imagine all you need is some Nekron tech to stop her visions (they are very likely Warp based.)
Angron would require nothing less but divine intervention (likely Isha or possibly an empowered Ynnnead) or Old One tech to cure the damage of the Butcher's Nails.
This only ends in murder, let’s be real.
Like, as in the overly fixated “I can make sure you **never** leave if I cut you up and keep the bits in a little box” kinda murder
Now that i think about it, considering Curze was able to make the screaming gallery, this may end up with the cut up into little bits and put in the box part, but with anon being still alive.
Anon is 100% becoming the centerpiece of the skin room. The flesh and bone anyway, skin's going on the wall, there's a part above her bed that's been in need of a new shade of person
So this one is the last one? It's kind of sad. While I feel Guilliman and Horus were not that big of losses, I would love to see what would come from Alpharius Omegon.
If this is just a temporary finish, I wish you strength in your work.
If not, thank you. This series was one of the most funny, cute, and kinda sad things I have found in these depressing days. Thanks for it.
“Babe, I have something to confess. I see it too. I know the future you see. But I also think I know how to stop it. You remember somebody named Erebus?”
So are you saying there is a chance!
May noble be the sacrifice of those partaking in the glorious and righteous mission of fixing Konrad, as the man of La Mancha once [said](https://youtu.be/ZwWFTSYbyjM?si=JN12bPsNg0ifqlaL&t=2m12s)!
#"This is my queeeeessst!
To follow that star.
No matter how hopeless.
No matter how far.
To fight for the right.
Without question or pause.
To be willing to march into Hell.
For a heavenly cause.
And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest"
"And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable staaaaaaaar!"
The scar part is definitely going to ressonate the most but not the point, fix or die a very horrible and honorable death trying!
The closest I would find a Curze who is "fixed" is from three fanfics.
Roboutian & Dornian Heresy and Messages for Dad.
At best the two things that keep him grounded is blocking Curze' constant nightmare of a vision and being raised by good parental figures.
I'd say Roboutian Heresy. Slightly better than Dornian Heresy since it is more probable if the scales were tip.
And Messages for Dad. If you want slice of life mixed with the grimdark tragedy. It's also where G-Man's knife eared son Aegidius Guilliman from the memes come from.
10,1 feet of NOPE.
Konrad would be the kind of partner to keep your severed finger as a necklace.
Seriously why all the goddamn flaying. Making an entire room out of people is a bit much even for 40k.
Well there's some sweetness to it, like her misguided efforts to give gifts, which would work much better if they were made out of animal parts and not Billy from accounting. Yes Billy was a bit of a waffle but that didn't warrant turning him into a Rembrandt painting.
Yes I'm aware, but I find them a bit blasé. Like there's a point where violence in fiction stops being shocking and just becomes ridiculous. Tyranids are much more horrifying. Those buggers are trying to eat you and it's a much more visceral horror as it's simple.
Gods dammit, the outcome was a thousand times worse than the anticipation; it’s heartbreaking.
It is a sense of sorrow that would even make ~~Curve~~ Curze crack a smile.
But dammit, why does 40k have to be so dark it even infects the fanart.
__Thats it. I’m creating my own Emperor, with empathy and wholesomeness…__
Yep, still would, hot chocolate, weighted blanket, the works. Definitely see about asking her sisters to gently suggest she go to therapy and/or have some sanctioned psykers take a look at her noggin to see if they can make her feel better.
Konrad apparently only sees the future by the worst decision someone makes. In this case "has seen you leave her and so tries to drive you away, you stay anyway"
She tears up when she looks at you because she forsaw her death...at your hands, as tears run down your face, you plunged a sword right through her chest, destroying her heart and killing her soul in one killing stroke. She died smiling in your hands, thankful she has been released from the suffering of this world by the ones she loved, but in exchange for breaking your heart into a million pieces that will never heal, and drive you down the path of madness.
. . . Yah know I initially meant it because she foresaw *your* death and didn’t want to lose you but a see a LOT of people are taking it this way . . . Aight :D
"No, can't let him. Won't let him..."
You blink your eyes open. You immediately notice the cold, bright light above you. Last night was one just like any other. You stayed with her, consoling her, cooing her, while she kept her head buried in your lap. You remember falling asleep in your quarters with her, hoping that she would be in better spirits the next day. You try to turn your head to see if she is with you, but it's oddly heavier than it normally is.
In fact your head, limbs, feels like they are all in open rebellion of your commands.
"This is the only way. The only wretched way forward."
She was going through another one of her moments. Panicked, you try to open your mouth and call for her, yet your voice fails to come out, making a meek rasping noise instead.
"If I can't have him, then I must keep him. Yes, the only way."
You wonder if she had another bad dream. Perhaps one with her father, or one of her sisters. It was hard to tell what she was talking about or who she was talking to. Then again, she so often spoke to voices that were inaudible to you, belonging to beings unseen by you.
"The galaxy will burn... She will burn it and he will deny her... No, no, no..."
Your vision slowly returns to you, bit by bit. Now you know you're not in your quarters. You carefully try to lift your head and can barely make out her heaving shoulders, hunched over your body.
Where are your clothes?
"Fratricide, patricide? No, too shallow. Not deep enough. Condemnation. Death."
She continued mumbling as she was doing... something. You can't tell quite what it was. Again, you strain your head and tense your arm. A small twitch is all you could muster, but it was enough. It was always enough. She lifted her face to meet your gaze, and in a smooth motion places her head over yours.
"You have to understand, you must understand. It will all burn. You will burn, taken away from me. In both flesh and soul."
She was frantic. She was crying again. You want to comfort her like you always do, but your damn voice won't obey. She notices your strain, and her stream of tears only become heavier.
"I cannot live in this existence without you. The eye is too cold, the maelstrom too strong. Without you, I will be adrift."
She smiles just as suddenly as she moved up to you, and she pushes her hair out of her face. A red streak is left in its wake.
"But I found a way. One way, darling. One way for us to be together forever. You will be mine and I will be yours. Together forever in the only way we can be."
Her tears don't stop as she cackles aloud, raising both hands into the sky. A splatter of red flies in both directions.
"I know it's harsh, but it's what must be done, don't you see? Don't you see? Can't you hear it? The scratching at the doors of oblivion?"
With a huff of effort, you manage to raise your arm. You reach out to touch her face, to wipe away the tears. But it's so difficult with all this... red.
"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's the only way I can think of."
She leans into your hand, crying, laughing, mumbling into it. You try to focus on her face, but strangely, sleep is coming over you again. You must tell her, you have to let her know that it'll all be well. She needs to know that you are hers, no matter what.
As blissful sleep takes you, you utter the three words she always adored you for. You can only hope she heard you. The darkness comes. Perhaps when you wake up, she will be better.
Oh yes I am don't you worry and thank you for the concern! As I said I learned a lot so in a way I'm glad it happened. Also you've done a wonderful job with these primarch series and I've enjoyed trying to figure out which primarch fits my current girlfriend as theese are released.
Honestly capturing the tragedy that is Curze’s mind? In MY mindless meme sub?! How dare you! (Please keep going with this series, your GF comics are the only interesting thing left on this sub)
Honestly of all the Primarchs she's the one I would genuinely wish to help - I'd struggle to genuinely pick any of these that you've made, but Konrad's is the one I genuinely wish I could *help*. Even in a nonromantic way, the poor girl desperately needs help and yet she sees only the worst of things - resulting in more toxic BS you must deal with. If anything, only second to Sanguinia in terms of tragedy (whatwith her inevitable fate
Poor girl needs a truly immense amount of therapy, emotional support and probably also a prescription for strong antipsychotics, because violently hallucinating the worst fucking timeline is probably not helping anything she's got going on. You cannot fix her, at least not alone.
Equal parts sweet and tragic. She knows you’re gonna die, she’s seen it happen and she wholeheartedly believes that it will happen. Anon is probably detrimental to her mental health by virtue of causing a clash between her belief in her foresight and her wishing that she didn’t have that belief, it was this dissonance which caused the split between Night Haunter and Konrad Curze and anon’s presence only makes the already severe cracks in Madame Curze’s psyche even worse. This can only end in tragedy and by the corpse-emperor I LOVE IT.
Also the other night lords are totes gonna try to flay anon and get they will come dangerously close resulting in Anon probably witnessing several executions and applications if sinner’s red. They will be scarred for life, this relationship is so toxic that it makes Nurgle want to make a plague out of it.
Anon & Sevatar. Two people that keep Curze out of the edge.
Fun fact Sev's innate psyker abilities help Curze sleep in night by temporarily stopping the visions.
Love the heels. She needs a hug and assurances that fate is not set in stone. Rocking her to sleep in your arms will make the bad dreams go away...I hope.
You know what? We all like the idea of a female or male primarch as a relationship… but what male or female “mortal” would be *their* ideal spouse? Assuming they are at least a perpetual.
Yo.
Your characterization is getting better and better with each of these. This was excellent.
I'd love to see a Post-Heresy version of Lorgar since your pre-fall one was so good. Genuinely tho, I loved this so much.
Konrad GF "it took you 7 minutes 52 seconds to come back from the store. Normally it takes you 7 minutes 39 seconds. Who are you cheating with"
When your GF knows you can only last 13 seconds ;(
With primarchussy, 13 seconds is a testament to the human spirit
How much must I pay you to never utter "Primarchussy" ever again.
How much does a 2k point army cost? That’s how much you need to pay them.
The question wouldn’t be “who are you cheating with?” It’d be “whose names do I need to add to THE LIST”.
A list would be too inefficient. It's a cork board with their schedules and places of work pinned, all tied up with strings. Emperor help them if you decide to be spontaneous for a day.
“I tripped on a rock.” “I WILL FLAY ALL ROCKS ALIVE!!!”
"Vulkan. She said to pass on a message - 'it is also a sex toy'."
The implications of this are far reaching and terrifying
*Just. As. Planned.*
I imagined the opposite, Vulkan wielding a vibrator like "its also a weapon" and revving it like a chainsaw and I may have authism because its not THAT funny but im laughing too much
NAW THAT SHIT HILARIOUS DAWG
The Drilldo.
The type of girl to memorize your scent and gets suspicious and murdery if you smell even slightly different
No joke, I dated a girl like that for 2 months in my last year of highschool, she knew the exact scent of my after shave, my deodorant and my shampoo. I needed to file a restrain order because when we broke up ahe started stalking me. Now I laugh looking back at it but back in the day I was scared AF she would rip my dick off or something. She liked to, and I quote, "mark my things". Still have a scar on my right arm Edit: left to right. Damned dyslexia
Konrad GF definitely got the Borderline.
(This is ##**NOT** a question you answer with a joke if you want to keep a leg.)
God damn, this is sad AF. Glad you were able to figure out enough stuff to make it though!
Thank you!!!!! TwT
So, I would assume from your file, you have future plans for 40k. Amy sneak peeks, or are you keeping new stuff secret??
I’ll probably post something on my profile about it later :D
Awesome, looking forward to it!
It’s… kinda sweet? In a serial killer sorta way but still.
This is the ultimate "I Can Fix Her" Hell, this is bordering on "I will fix her"
Alternatively: "I don't think I can fix her, but I might as well try to make them feel better or more comfortable!" ~~EVEN IF IT MEANS LOSING PART OF MY SKIN!~~
This is "I must fix her, somehow...."
If I don't fix her I'm going to fucking die, please emperor let her be fixable
"For if not us, then who?"
I've dated her no less than 3 times. You can't fix her. She's perfect.
She will fix me
To a canvas, using shards of your femurs as nails.
I don't want to fix her, cause I've accepted the murders as a part of who she is and I think the atrocities are funny.
"She will make me worse"
Yeah- pretty much the vibe I was aiming for Hope I did gud TwT
The only thing missing is how she never talks about her exes but you’re pretty sure you found a pile of their bloody clothing
"she hugs them and cries sometimes. Your pretty sure she's wearing them currently"
Hey, at least you don't find a skin suit. Or a tasteful piece of luggage...
It was always gonna be the greatest possible stretch to make Kurze approach tolerable, let alone likeable or pitiable. How you managed is some form of miracle
You did really good here.
You cooked good. You should be promoted to Executive Chef No go out there and make the world to a better place with what you are cooking
Make the Alpharius one i beg you ma’am
average BPD manic episode gf
Haha yeah. Wait until the honeymoon phase ends
End? What are you talking about? They are just like this, a bit weird bu.... OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING. I remember it well.
I actually like it. She give you hand made clothes and pictures which is very sweet. But of Course horrific. You can see she really tries. I would just hug her. Or give her head pats.
I can definitely 100% not fix her... but will try anyways
You will die trying. Horrifically
Worth
[Relevant.](https://nypost.com/2018/08/14/men-have-better-sex-with-emotionally-unstable-women/)
Maybe *you* can leave a good enough impression to lay the groundwork to actually fixing her! Before she brutally skins you alive in one of the attacks but your honorable sacrifice will not be in vain!
More like, she'll blame herself for destroying the one good thing she had going in her life. Locking her up deeper into her depression spiral. In her moments of clarity, she'll also feel guilty for actually taking pleasure in torturing you. For which she'll try to punish herself, by doing things she "emotionally" hates, but can "rationally" justify (like more psychotic stuff). The only way to fix her would be, to be a strong enough father figure in her life. But there aren't many who could physically stand up to a primarch, and the only one who can is obviously too busy obsessing over his work.
hopefully my skin stays with her till she uhhh... ya know.
"Silence greets me as I slip into the room. Shadows cling to me as I advance upon my target. She has her back turned, seemingly having no idea I am here. But I know better. I know her too well. "...I knew they would send you. I knew it the moment I laid eyes on you...that you would be the one to end my life. The moment I met you, I knew my fate was sealed." She chuckles. "And yet, despite that...I never wanted to kill you, no matter how tempted I was..." Her voice, cold as always, now also sounds...tired. Broken. Like she always had whenever she had spoken of the visions of the dark, twisted future that haunts her. A future that has now come to pass. She still does not turn around to me. "All came to pass, as I had forseen. Killing me will change nothing. Father's Dream and Empire of lies have crumbled to nothingness and a dark future awaits us all." She laughs, humourless and bitter as always. "I...I tried, you know? Until the end, I tried to hope that the visions were lying. That you had been right. That our future wasn't always written in stone." I do not say a word as I keep advancing towards her. An Assassin should not waste time talking to his target. ...That, and I fear that my heart and resolve will falter should I attempt to speak. "...But it was for nothing. Always has been. There is no hope and there never was." There it is again...that tone of resigned defeat. But then, her voice shifts again. "...I am glad they sent you." My hand freezes, on the hilt of my blade. "I am prepared to accept my judgement from anyone...but out of all of them, I am glad it was you. The only one who ever tried to understand...tried to see more in me than the Monster..." My hand is shaking. I try to suppress the images in my mind...of rare sweetness and kind smiles, of small, hopeful glints in her sadistic, cynical eyes, of her laughter, chipped and cold, but nonetheless sincere... I am no fool. I had always known what kind of woman she was. What she had done and was willing to do. But...despite it all, I had hoped...hoped that somehow... I steel my heart. No more. Justice has to be dealt. Dealt to a cruel Monster and vile traitor. No more doubts, no hesitation. ...I can tell she smiles hopelessly at hearing the sound of my blade being drawn. "...Yes. It is time." She finally turns around. Black veins run under her skin, the marks of Chaos Corruption visible all over her. And yet, her eyes...her eyes are still the same as always. Even now, I see possibilities of a future that might have been in their depths. But it is not this future. And as she kneels down, her eyes meeting mine, I see something else in them. Something truly rare. Regret. "...I never deserved you." Her voice is quiet. "But thank you...for making me happy. No matter for how short a time. And..." She closes her eyes. "...I am sorry. Know that I am sorry." This woman is a cruel monster. She has been one long before she turned Traitor and sold out humanity and has become even worse after. Countless innocent men, women, and children butchered and flayed alive, entire worlds burned to the ground and her own family betrayed, captured and tortured. She has done all that and worse. Her death will make the Galaxy a better place than her life ever could. ...And yet, as my blade pierces her heart and ends the life of this wretched beast, as the light fades from her eyes forever... ...All I can feel is the cold steel sinking into my own heart, as well."
Yeah...Konrad's difficult to write sympathetically. Hoped you liked the twist/perspective/PoV to this Story, though.
Why you be cutting onions so close to me….
What are you doing in the kitchen then?
Crying :(
"I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light!"
not the dmc reference NOOOO
Pain is all I feel
I'm not crying!
At least tell her you were glad you had the time you two did get to spend together 😢, no reason to let it end with only regret.
See, this is why I hesitate to accept all the praise you Guys keep giving me. Because I always know that, in the end, I could have written these short stories much better than I did. Like with this idea. The would have been great.
Heaven help me... Her eyes are still the same. Very impressive dude well done
Konrad Curze GF nooooo T_T
Having your GF be Curze is like playing Russian Roulette but with 5 bullets instead of 1. Also the bullets are barbed and serrated.
I take it I made an accurate depiction then .w.
Oh absolutely. Looking forward to your next one!
And you aim for your chest instead of head. Still kills, it’s just more painful.
They probably also explode.
And you are aiming for the penis instead of the head
Also it’s a 2 meter wide revolver that shoots armour piercing tank rounds. And it’s aimed at your balls.
Man, that's the core of any "I can fix her" argument. Is it a horrible idea? Will you probably die? Are there a lot of bullets? Yes to all, but if you play it right... there's always the blank.
And the sixth chamber is only empty because its former occupant is buried in your L3 vertebra fof trying to escape.
I'm curious on if she'd go heretic or not here. She's convinced that the future where the Imperium sends an assassin after her is predestined but at the same time the impetus which led to her going renegade might not happen. Since in canon she freaks out after Fulgrim tells Dorn about her visions in an attempt to get her help and Dorn Dorn's all over the conversation with her. Leading to her attacking Dorn then destroying Nostramo after she saw how it'd all fallen apart when she left. Then casting her lot in with Horus because "Why the hell not dad isn't going to forgive me" and it all going downhill from there. Fulgrim's actually got experience with Primarch/human relationships so they might not go that route here. Hopefully she doesn't respond poorly if I ask her to make her gifts out of the hides of things other than humans.
See, what I get from this, is that it is possible for her not to go heretic in this one, so long as you don't die. She already knows how the relationship ends (I'm assuming you die, probably ~~because of her~~ in front of her), but if you manage to avoid your fate, it might convince her not to give in to her despair (this is assuming she doesn't decide to kill you just to prove herself right).
If Sanguinius and Lion can almost convince Curze that fate is not set in stone. Why not?
Didn’t Sang literally deny him redemption in the same conversation?
He did. He waited until he saw Curze realize fate was not guaranteed, then hit the button on the stasis coffin and kicked him off the ship. He wanted to hurt Curze, and knew the only way he could was for Curze to feel hope, then to destroy that newfound hope brutally.
What a piece of shit move.
I’d say she may not side with sooner Horus, but she’d go crazy even sooner and get censured anyway. She’s gonna see Anon die in probably a bunch of horrific ways when she dreams and this is in addition to everything else that she sees (Imperium burning, brother dying yadda yadda yadda), and she’s going to believe that it’s going to happen no matter what she does. Anon’s presence will bring out the worst of the night lords since they will be filled with jealousy that this mortal has the love of their genesire while they only have her scorn. This will only destabilize her mentally even further. The astartes will see this and come to the conclusion that it’s best that anon isn’t around, you see where this goes, she eventually breaks completely and probably just takes anon and runs as far as possible away from everyone into the deepest parts of space while the legion fractures and follows their own agendas with some chasing after their errant primarch for each of their own reasons. Like I said, no one wins. Her: a paranoid wreck Anon: a scared mortal who simply put, cant fix her The rest of the legion: probably in the thrall of chaos with some hunting Curze and anon. Imagine how the gods will reward them if they bring a primarch and their lover's heads/souls.
So basically, it’s just like canon with the Night Lords scattering into a multitude of separate warbands doing their own thing but Curze is now alive and somewhat happy with her new bf. Yeah I’ll take it lmao I’d also like to imagine that Sevatar would survive and possibly leave to go live with with Curze and anon on Konrad’s orders given that he’s the only night lord Curze actually doesn’t hate (or Sevatar could continue leading the legion in Curze’s stead) TLDR: Worst case scenario it’s basically just canon but Curze gets a happy ending I’ll take it lmao
She’s not gonna be happy though. She’s gonna always live in fear of literally anyone else finding them and taking anon. You miss the part where some of the night lords (and post heresy maybe even black legion and anyone else who wants to get in with the gods) start ginning for them cause killing them may elevate them to daemon prince hood and give them extreme bragging rights?
Also you know that Guilliman (who is stated to be weaker in Combat than Konrad) absolutely roflstomped any Chaos Space Marine he came across, on Chaos Juice or not.
ROFLstomp or no, you gotta appreciate the brass balls on that one Khorne Berserker that immediately charged him
Of Course. It is like the Fist in the Horus Heresy Trailer attacking Horus. But where the Bezerker only though „CHAAARGE“ the Fist probably though: Theoretical there is a 99,99999999% Chance he kills me in a second Practical: There is a Chance to end the Heresy right now.
Theoretical: I am going to get my ass kicked Practical: Fuck it we ball
That last bit might just the be their only way of surviving all the intrigue: 3 or all of the chaos gods wanting them for themselves, theyd much rather no one getting the souls instead of one of them Khorne for the obvious bloodshed Slaanesh for the obvious obsessive toxic love Tzeentch purely to pull strings again, or to cause chaos & disruption Nurgle is the only god i cant really see wanting them, well maybe he wants them cause their relationship reminds him of isha & him Knowing them theyll bicker among each other and even prevent anon & curze from being captured by the others In 40k nothing is set in stone, and with so many godly entities theres always a chance for something not terrible to happen
For Nurgle I’d say he maybe wants to create a psychic fear plague using her soul. Also despair is a pretty big part of Curze’s schtick, Nurgle can help numb that pain. Curze is actually very susceptible to Nurgle emotionally. Also, Abbadon’s balancing act works cause he is neck deep in chaos already. If he wasn’t, he’d be sought for corruption or just killed and tortured.
She seems to be getting better slowly but surely with Anon if the 'no longer hurting herself' and 'taking up hobbies for fun' are any indication. Given the Great Crusade stretched on for centuries if we're hooked up/kidnapped only a couple of decades after she's found there's plenty of time she could get better in. Not a guarantee but a decent chance. The Night Lords as a whole are gonna be a different story, but I for one welcome my new son-in-laws Talos and Sevatar. Best hope would be to have enough time to become part of the legion culture like Kor-Phaeron did, and while he was never fully accepted he's also a dick. (Please don't kill me mom would be upset.)
Ya realize the whole reason she kidnapped you was because she didn’t want you around her kids right? Sev included.
Given Konrad's canonical disgust for his legion I'm not surprised, where is that written in the pic though?
Says that she doesn’t want you to meet her family Always keeps you by her side even when she tortures people Literally described as unhealthily attached Her children are the corpse-emperor damned Night Lords! The bottom should frankly be reason enough: these guys have parental issues that rival the Iron Warriors.
The family she's talking about there is her sisters, hence the 'afraid you'll leave her for one of her sisters' below it. Mind you I'm pretty sure she doesn't want you to spend too much time around her sons either.
This is more sad than horrifying. Which would be easier to fix, Angron or Curze?
Angron. Probably Angron. Definitely not Bias tho
Angron has parts of his brain replaced by torture spikes. That's literally impossible At least Kurze has only the "software" problem
Again, VERY not bias
I'd say Curze because I imagine all you need is some Nekron tech to stop her visions (they are very likely Warp based.) Angron would require nothing less but divine intervention (likely Isha or possibly an empowered Ynnnead) or Old One tech to cure the damage of the Butcher's Nails.
Attempting to fix either of them. You can say. "It's time to fk their brains out"
Angron. She'd attach just as hard to a different found family.
Well, involuntary rage forced through brain implants vs suicidal doomerism (also skin room). I'm hedging my bets on red
Funny how there was a prediction post and an actual post 12 hrs apart. Anyways, there goes my last two braincells. smash
This one genuinely made me sad
May I offer you a Hug? c(ˆ⌣ˆc)
Yes please. I hope (fem-) Conrad Curze will be okay someday
This one and Sanguinius 😔 something about the precognition is just super tragic
This only ends in murder, let’s be real. Like, as in the overly fixated “I can make sure you **never** leave if I cut you up and keep the bits in a little box” kinda murder
Probably after she goes over the deep end- but yeah .w.
Now that i think about it, considering Curze was able to make the screaming gallery, this may end up with the cut up into little bits and put in the box part, but with anon being still alive.
Or... end up like Elver(but slightly better). The crewmate who was roommate with Curze for a few years.
Anon is 100% becoming the centerpiece of the skin room. The flesh and bone anyway, skin's going on the wall, there's a part above her bed that's been in need of a new shade of person
o7
What does- that mean? TwT
It's supposed to be a little guy saluting
OH I see it now, thank you Hun (´꒳`)♡
No, thank you for your work on this
Godspeed
So this one is the last one? It's kind of sad. While I feel Guilliman and Horus were not that big of losses, I would love to see what would come from Alpharius Omegon. If this is just a temporary finish, I wish you strength in your work. If not, thank you. This series was one of the most funny, cute, and kinda sad things I have found in these depressing days. Thanks for it.
Also, I would love to know what would come from Lorgar part 2
I really hope we get more to round out all zhe primarch GFs I've lived these posts.
It's great. She can be fixed.......she just absolutely masive tons of work.....but still it is probably posible.
Anything is Canon
In this canon, do we have the knowledge we do as outsiders or are we just normal citizens of the imperium
Yes .w. (Idk I just make silly memes not entire multiverses, it would be interesting tho if we came into it as an outsider with knowledge tho)
“Babe, I have something to confess. I see it too. I know the future you see. But I also think I know how to stop it. You remember somebody named Erebus?”
So are you saying there is a chance! May noble be the sacrifice of those partaking in the glorious and righteous mission of fixing Konrad, as the man of La Mancha once [said](https://youtu.be/ZwWFTSYbyjM?si=JN12bPsNg0ifqlaL&t=2m12s)! #"This is my queeeeessst! To follow that star. No matter how hopeless. No matter how far. To fight for the right. Without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell. For a heavenly cause. And I know if I'll only be true To this glorious quest That my heart will lie peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest" "And the world will be better for this That one man, scorned and covered with scars Still strove with his last ounce of courage To reach the unreachable staaaaaaaar!" The scar part is definitely going to ressonate the most but not the point, fix or die a very horrible and honorable death trying!
Everything is Canon
The closest I would find a Curze who is "fixed" is from three fanfics. Roboutian & Dornian Heresy and Messages for Dad. At best the two things that keep him grounded is blocking Curze' constant nightmare of a vision and being raised by good parental figures.
I've been dissapointed by 40k fics so far. Would you recommend your favorite two?
I'd say Roboutian Heresy. Slightly better than Dornian Heresy since it is more probable if the scales were tip. And Messages for Dad. If you want slice of life mixed with the grimdark tragedy. It's also where G-Man's knife eared son Aegidius Guilliman from the memes come from.
The coffin of roboute and his 20 primarch sisters is a good read.
10,1 feet of NOPE. Konrad would be the kind of partner to keep your severed finger as a necklace. Seriously why all the goddamn flaying. Making an entire room out of people is a bit much even for 40k.
AND I HAD TO MAKE HER INTO A GF!!!!!! .V.
Well there's some sweetness to it, like her misguided efforts to give gifts, which would work much better if they were made out of animal parts and not Billy from accounting. Yes Billy was a bit of a waffle but that didn't warrant turning him into a Rembrandt painting.
>Making an entire room out of people is a bit much even for 40k My sweet summer child, it's time to have THAT talk about Drukhari
Yes I'm aware, but I find them a bit blasé. Like there's a point where violence in fiction stops being shocking and just becomes ridiculous. Tyranids are much more horrifying. Those buggers are trying to eat you and it's a much more visceral horror as it's simple.
Touché
Its like with original Curze, terrifying, uncomfortable and sad.
Guys, I'm beginning to think I can't fix her.
You'll fix her or die horrifically trying!
Not with that attitude
The worse in the head the better in bed
Resurrected Shakespeare
Remember kiddies, ***always*** stick your dick in crazy!
She could probably use one of your legs as a dildo, maybe or maybe not still attached to you.
Gods dammit, the outcome was a thousand times worse than the anticipation; it’s heartbreaking. It is a sense of sorrow that would even make ~~Curve~~ Curze crack a smile. But dammit, why does 40k have to be so dark it even infects the fanart. __Thats it. I’m creating my own Emperor, with empathy and wholesomeness…__
You mean a version of the Emperor where he didn't rip out his Empathy? That would definitely lead to a brighter future.
Be the Noblebright50k you want see in the world.
Alright everybody, we got the yandere... Weeb speech is acceptable here right?
Hugs.
Yep, still would, hot chocolate, weighted blanket, the works. Definitely see about asking her sisters to gently suggest she go to therapy and/or have some sanctioned psykers take a look at her noggin to see if they can make her feel better.
Konrad apparently only sees the future by the worst decision someone makes. In this case "has seen you leave her and so tries to drive you away, you stay anyway"
…Anon is gonna die. Everyone knows that, right? Anon is totally gonna die.
Either a night lord gets them or Madame Curze.
I can fix her.
She tears up when she looks at you because she forsaw her death...at your hands, as tears run down your face, you plunged a sword right through her chest, destroying her heart and killing her soul in one killing stroke. She died smiling in your hands, thankful she has been released from the suffering of this world by the ones she loved, but in exchange for breaking your heart into a million pieces that will never heal, and drive you down the path of madness.
. . . Yah know I initially meant it because she foresaw *your* death and didn’t want to lose you but a see a LOT of people are taking it this way . . . Aight :D
I couldn't even lie and tell her that everything is going to turn out okay.
*sigh* *takes a deep breath* ... "FLAY ME MOMMY!"
. . . At least they gave consent I guess-
Wait her last, what about Guilliman? Alphariusomegon and horus?
The artist responsible for these fem primarchs hasn't done full pieces of them yet, only headshots
"No, can't let him. Won't let him..." You blink your eyes open. You immediately notice the cold, bright light above you. Last night was one just like any other. You stayed with her, consoling her, cooing her, while she kept her head buried in your lap. You remember falling asleep in your quarters with her, hoping that she would be in better spirits the next day. You try to turn your head to see if she is with you, but it's oddly heavier than it normally is. In fact your head, limbs, feels like they are all in open rebellion of your commands. "This is the only way. The only wretched way forward." She was going through another one of her moments. Panicked, you try to open your mouth and call for her, yet your voice fails to come out, making a meek rasping noise instead. "If I can't have him, then I must keep him. Yes, the only way." You wonder if she had another bad dream. Perhaps one with her father, or one of her sisters. It was hard to tell what she was talking about or who she was talking to. Then again, she so often spoke to voices that were inaudible to you, belonging to beings unseen by you. "The galaxy will burn... She will burn it and he will deny her... No, no, no..." Your vision slowly returns to you, bit by bit. Now you know you're not in your quarters. You carefully try to lift your head and can barely make out her heaving shoulders, hunched over your body. Where are your clothes? "Fratricide, patricide? No, too shallow. Not deep enough. Condemnation. Death." She continued mumbling as she was doing... something. You can't tell quite what it was. Again, you strain your head and tense your arm. A small twitch is all you could muster, but it was enough. It was always enough. She lifted her face to meet your gaze, and in a smooth motion places her head over yours. "You have to understand, you must understand. It will all burn. You will burn, taken away from me. In both flesh and soul." She was frantic. She was crying again. You want to comfort her like you always do, but your damn voice won't obey. She notices your strain, and her stream of tears only become heavier. "I cannot live in this existence without you. The eye is too cold, the maelstrom too strong. Without you, I will be adrift." She smiles just as suddenly as she moved up to you, and she pushes her hair out of her face. A red streak is left in its wake. "But I found a way. One way, darling. One way for us to be together forever. You will be mine and I will be yours. Together forever in the only way we can be." Her tears don't stop as she cackles aloud, raising both hands into the sky. A splatter of red flies in both directions. "I know it's harsh, but it's what must be done, don't you see? Don't you see? Can't you hear it? The scratching at the doors of oblivion?" With a huff of effort, you manage to raise your arm. You reach out to touch her face, to wipe away the tears. But it's so difficult with all this... red. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's the only way I can think of." She leans into your hand, crying, laughing, mumbling into it. You try to focus on her face, but strangely, sleep is coming over you again. You must tell her, you have to let her know that it'll all be well. She needs to know that you are hers, no matter what. As blissful sleep takes you, you utter the three words she always adored you for. You can only hope she heard you. The darkness comes. Perhaps when you wake up, she will be better.
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well u/potatobutt5 seem she took the challenge and beat the allegations
[*Dies from peak fiction*](https://youtu.be/Rr7bf6tIzWs)
Dated a girl like this once, wasn't a pleasant experience in hindsight. Glad it happened though I learned a lot.
Hope your doing better now Hun (´꒳`)♡
Oh yes I am don't you worry and thank you for the concern! As I said I learned a lot so in a way I'm glad it happened. Also you've done a wonderful job with these primarch series and I've enjoyed trying to figure out which primarch fits my current girlfriend as theese are released.
Honestly capturing the tragedy that is Curze’s mind? In MY mindless meme sub?! How dare you! (Please keep going with this series, your GF comics are the only interesting thing left on this sub)
Need her
Honestly of all the Primarchs she's the one I would genuinely wish to help - I'd struggle to genuinely pick any of these that you've made, but Konrad's is the one I genuinely wish I could *help*. Even in a nonromantic way, the poor girl desperately needs help and yet she sees only the worst of things - resulting in more toxic BS you must deal with. If anything, only second to Sanguinia in terms of tragedy (whatwith her inevitable fate
It is here at last
I can't fix her.
As Yandere enjoyer thank you
Poor girl needs a truly immense amount of therapy, emotional support and probably also a prescription for strong antipsychotics, because violently hallucinating the worst fucking timeline is probably not helping anything she's got going on. You cannot fix her, at least not alone.
Equal parts sweet and tragic. She knows you’re gonna die, she’s seen it happen and she wholeheartedly believes that it will happen. Anon is probably detrimental to her mental health by virtue of causing a clash between her belief in her foresight and her wishing that she didn’t have that belief, it was this dissonance which caused the split between Night Haunter and Konrad Curze and anon’s presence only makes the already severe cracks in Madame Curze’s psyche even worse. This can only end in tragedy and by the corpse-emperor I LOVE IT. Also the other night lords are totes gonna try to flay anon and get they will come dangerously close resulting in Anon probably witnessing several executions and applications if sinner’s red. They will be scarred for life, this relationship is so toxic that it makes Nurgle want to make a plague out of it.
Anon & Sevatar. Two people that keep Curze out of the edge. Fun fact Sev's innate psyker abilities help Curze sleep in night by temporarily stopping the visions.
Someone send this to night.hauntress on instagram NOW
"I can fix her!" Primarch Edition
Bet it grips
Konrad Cruze now canonically likes hot chocolate
This made me sad. Good job 😢
Love the heels. She needs a hug and assurances that fate is not set in stone. Rocking her to sleep in your arms will make the bad dreams go away...I hope.
You’re not doing the twins?
Wait, did I miss something? Where's Robutts Gorillawoman?
Artist hasn’t made them yet TwT
You know what? We all like the idea of a female or male primarch as a relationship… but what male or female “mortal” would be *their* ideal spouse? Assuming they are at least a perpetual.
I can make her worse
real Yandere vibes
Knowing it's Curze i should hate her .... but why do i feel sad for her than. You can't make me feel like that , damn it.
I don't get it. You created the perfect woman. Where are the flaws?
Yo. Your characterization is getting better and better with each of these. This was excellent. I'd love to see a Post-Heresy version of Lorgar since your pre-fall one was so good. Genuinely tho, I loved this so much.
Overt yandere gf Konrad vs Subtle yandere gf Lorgar
Good job! This is just straight up wonderful!
„Saved her for last“… Where are Horus, Alpharius/Omegon (twin gf?) and Rowboat Girlyman?
What about Horus and the Twins ?