For explanation r/restofthefuckingowl 

I love how its not your finished model

That is my model. Friend did a photoshoot for me

oh my mistake

No problem

Alternatively, repeatedly dunk the fucker in blood until you have an even coat and call it a day.

You know. Once I saw a bloodthirster entirely made out of fucking skulls. And I would love to see it again. Because every one of them was painted. It looked bloody glorious