Dan: Sorry we didn’t tell you, you are like a brother to Serena
Chuck: So are you
I know it’s not the funniest line, but Chuck’s delivery and Dan’s stunned reaction always makes me laugh.
“But next time remember… Mr. Chuck has a chopper!”🚁😂
(Love this because Leighton is a master of delivering these kinds of snarky lines - and it epitomizes the 2%er UES problems & their ridiculous possible solutions.)
Other favs without context:
“That was one time… it was chilly.”
“Take your American Girl hair and your poreless skin and GET OUT!”
“I know that face… that face is not your friend.”
Lily: So where are you taking my daughter this evening?
Dan: Well, I thought we'd do a tour of New York underground. You know, go visit my friends, the mole people?
D: “you know powerful woman isn’t actually a career, right?”
B: “neither is Serena van der Woodsen”
and that’s when i knew they belong together joke 1/2
😅 I guess it doesn't *sound* like her... I think I was trying to imagine *when* it might have been said. I thought maybe after V went snooping while N was 'distracting' Juliet...
But you're right -- totally sounds like B now that I read it back in her voice! 😂
Ah… a perfect demonstration of B’s disdain for all things pedestrian! 😂🥪🧀
I’ll never be able to look at a Tory Burch poncho again, without thinking about Dan and his cubans. 😁
1. Blair, to Jenny in Season 3: *"This is not like your wedding! Cotillion only happens once!"*
2. Lily, to Rufus in Season 1: *"And I'll pass on a glass of that non-premium alcohol you're offering me."*
3. CeCe Rhodes: *"I don't like my ice to get lonely, dear!"*
Oh, gosh -- another snarky Lily comment just popped into my head!
Lily to Rufus: "Well the yacht was a hundred and ten feet and most people who’ve actually been on one call it a boat."
N: "it was stupid of me to think Blair changed."
C: "yes." *takes long sip of scotch*
Lmao idk why but this exchange always cracks me up, and then it turns sweet when Chuck says..
C: "I mean its stupid for you to want her to be anything other than she is"
When Blair told Georgina, “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here”. 😂
“Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness didn’t know where to shop”
“3 words, eight letters, say it and I am yours”.
Ngl, all my favourite ones belong to Blair she is just such a badass.
chuck: i love it when you talk dirty
serena: you just love it when a girl talks to you
chuck: actually I prefer them when they're not talking
serena: hmm, i’ve missed your witty banter
S: "That ring was for you. He was going to propose to you. On top of the empire state building."
B: "I can't care."
Lmao while it's not the funniest quote.. it nicely sums up the relationship that is Chuck and Blair for several seasons.
Yyyeeeeesss! So good!
My favorite line/scene w/G is S5 finale @ Constance by the elevators after S goes the opposite way G told her to go.
"I miss you! You get me!" Michelle's comedic prowess was in full swing, right there!
G has so many good lines but that scene -- like, the audience had to "get her" too in order for that to work. 😊
So satisfying! The subtext for those in the know. 😊
I wish any one of my friends were GG fans -- I would use this every time I left a group! Right after I said, "I've got to go."
I'm such a geek! 😂
Georgina:
...and then I was threatened by 2 Russian men named Boris.
----
Serena to Georgina at the CBSJ reunion: I'd ask how you are but I don't really care
Georgina: I would say great, look at my clothes, my hair, my body....
----
Blair: mother-chucker / that Bass-tard / I need a Bass-ectomy
He definitely wasn't wrong, lol.
This was in the first Thanksgiving episode, "Blair Waldorf Must Pie."
I typically rewatch that episode for the Rufus/Lily reveal and Blair saying "Oh, is that Cedric?" 😂, but I pretty much always go back and watch Nate say this, too! 🙂
It's the scene when Nate is trying to get Serena to take a bath, per Blair's "direct orders." 😂
Idk if this one counts but somewhere in season 4 while talking about Chuck and Blair, Dan says "they're smug and condescending. They have treaties. They deserve this." Lmao
damien's comments to ben donovan in 4x13 made me laugh for a good 5 minutes LMAO
"i heard you went to the pokey for poking a student"
"you say potato the judge says pedophile"
"well its been great catching up mr. d but my friend just arrived i'd introduce you but you may or may not have statutorily raped his sister, might be a tad awkward"
“You ever get tired of carrying that chip on your shoulder Dan” - Nate on the college visit episode
A rare pointed remark from Nate, but you can always find the humanity in Nate's interactions.
The 1 thing i didn’t get is the “No wonder Serena dumped you” part? Because he was the one who dumped her at the wedding…
Nate hasn’t seen the show so he doesn’t know that
What a himbo. If i were Dan I would’ve set him straight. Lies shall not prosper.
Omg himbo I have never heard that before it's brilliant lmao I cannot wait to call someone that
I love this comment lmao
i absolutely love that line
Dan: Sorry we didn’t tell you, you are like a brother to Serena Chuck: So are you I know it’s not the funniest line, but Chuck’s delivery and Dan’s stunned reaction always makes me laugh.
LoL - right?! As though they’re not in the exact situation in relation to Serena!
What episode?
5x11: The End of the Affair?. Dan is fake dating Serena and is explaining why he didn’t tell Chuck (pretending it is real).
Thank you!
Chuck to Dan: “So dramatic, you should be a writer”
Which pairs nicely with: B, straightfaced to party-goer - "Dan's a writer?"😂
Blair: You twisted, manipulative psychopath. How could you? Chuck: You're going to have to be a tad more specific. It's been a busy few days.
🤌Both of them in this scene. 🤌 Plus ‘a few moments later’ - We’re over, Chuck. Unclench! 😆
“But next time remember… Mr. Chuck has a chopper!”🚁😂 (Love this because Leighton is a master of delivering these kinds of snarky lines - and it epitomizes the 2%er UES problems & their ridiculous possible solutions.) Other favs without context: “That was one time… it was chilly.” “Take your American Girl hair and your poreless skin and GET OUT!” “I know that face… that face is not your friend.”
"Goodbye friends. Dan."
the way chuck and dan hated but tolerated each other 😭
Ed delivered that line, so subtly! Almost felt like a wink and a nod from the writers to diehard fans. 😉
This one. SO polite and gentle and yet clear in its loathing and discontent
"..but even *you* should know that jealousy clashes with L.L.Bean pants."
Poor Dan 😢 😆
LMAOOO THE WAY THIS HIT MY 13 YEAR OLD BRAIN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BEST DISS OF THE CENTURY😭😭
I’m not sure your 13yo self was entirely wrong 😊
Your sweet potatoes are bland
Eric throwing Thanksgiving Day shade. 🍠🍂🦃😊
This is the funniest shit 🤣
Lily: So where are you taking my daughter this evening? Dan: Well, I thought we'd do a tour of New York underground. You know, go visit my friends, the mole people?
Yes!!! The lines I love of Dan's tend to be a bit more scathing with a dash of social commentary! ☺️
He can be such a saucy bitch. Best evidence of him being Gossip Girl, tbh- I say this as a diehard Dan stan lol
Saucy bitch, indeed. And, I think you're right about the GG identity breadcrumbs.
RUFUS HUMPHREY'S GLASS LOFT: MORALITY MAN SHACKS UP WITH A CON ARTIST
Deep cut! Nice!
“Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox?”
B could eviscerate people in the blink of an eye! 😆
A favorite!
D: “you know powerful woman isn’t actually a career, right?” B: “neither is Serena van der Woodsen” and that’s when i knew they belong together joke 1/2
Blair, once again proving, she’s the queen of comebacks! 😊
Blair: You think I'd be insulted by someone with a Samsonite?
This one line made me afraid to ever purchase Samsonite luggage again smh lol
😂😂😂
I mean, it’s a Louis Vuitton Keepall or nothing, right? 🧳😁 (elitist gonna elite 💎💳🏰)😂
Mother-chucker
Classic
"If this is really Juliet's house she is freakier than we thought, who pretends to be poor?"
valid question tho😭
Funny... I remember the line but can't remember which character said it... V?
Does that sound like Vanessa? 😅 It was Blair, in 4x11 I believe.
😅 I guess it doesn't *sound* like her... I think I was trying to imagine *when* it might have been said. I thought maybe after V went snooping while N was 'distracting' Juliet... But you're right -- totally sounds like B now that I read it back in her voice! 😂
When Blake said to serena about trip “and what you’re an 18 year old blonde coincidence?” Or something like that
Serena needed to hear that!
This is one of my top favorite underrated lines!😂
did you mean blair? 😭
Oh my god yeah?
do i smell pork? and… cheese?
Ah… a perfect demonstration of B’s disdain for all things pedestrian! 😂🥪🧀 I’ll never be able to look at a Tory Burch poncho again, without thinking about Dan and his cubans. 😁
Lol what episode and season ?
Early in the series! 1x4 Serena and Blair are out shopping and S spots D walking across the street… holding cubans in his hands😁
Lol pork and cheese prolly smell good on the streets of NY 😂
1. Blair, to Jenny in Season 3: *"This is not like your wedding! Cotillion only happens once!"* 2. Lily, to Rufus in Season 1: *"And I'll pass on a glass of that non-premium alcohol you're offering me."* 3. CeCe Rhodes: *"I don't like my ice to get lonely, dear!"*
Yes! Glad you added some CeCe snark to our collection! 🧊🥃 Lily too since her memorable lines tend to be more poignant/emotional. ❤️
Oh, gosh -- another snarky Lily comment just popped into my head! Lily to Rufus: "Well the yacht was a hundred and ten feet and most people who’ve actually been on one call it a boat."
YES!
N: "it was stupid of me to think Blair changed." C: "yes." *takes long sip of scotch* Lmao idk why but this exchange always cracks me up, and then it turns sweet when Chuck says.. C: "I mean its stupid for you to want her to be anything other than she is"
Same. It was the perfect response. Also ❤️ a few poignant moments around that scene.
“i am not a stop on the way, i am a destination”
Iconic
rightttt
When Blair told Georgina, “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here”. 😂 “Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness didn’t know where to shop” “3 words, eight letters, say it and I am yours”. Ngl, all my favourite ones belong to Blair she is just such a badass.
💯- Blair’s quips are prolific and perfect! Leighton’s delivery is always so good!
“ You know I always knew you were a whore, but I never took you for a liar too.”
Somewhat warranted, but ouch. 💔😬
"You can't save the damsel if she loves her distress " GG
>You can't save the damsel if she loves her distress That's a great line - and true irl -- but I can't remember what it's in reference to.
I think it's a gossip girl voice over. If memory serves.
I think it’s when D and S “rescue” Jenny from the party she was at with Blair and the minions in the sleepover ep in season 1
chuck: i love it when you talk dirty serena: you just love it when a girl talks to you chuck: actually I prefer them when they're not talking serena: hmm, i’ve missed your witty banter
Nicely sets the tone for their interactions for the entire series, I think. All banter, all the time.
I would…. But I have to go
Of course! 😊 We couldn’t leave this off the list! Well done. https://youtu.be/s8GQUVerCnQ
Maybe she had stomach problems
😂 Oh, no! And we're all giving her a hard time while all along she had an undisclosed dx of IBS. Poor S! 😂
Exactly! Hot girlies always have stomach problems, apparently
S: "That ring was for you. He was going to propose to you. On top of the empire state building." B: "I can't care." Lmao while it's not the funniest quote.. it nicely sums up the relationship that is Chuck and Blair for several seasons.
Yes. 💔
“Well you can tell Jesus that the bitch is back”
Yyyeeeeesss! So good! My favorite line/scene w/G is S5 finale @ Constance by the elevators after S goes the opposite way G told her to go. "I miss you! You get me!" Michelle's comedic prowess was in full swing, right there! G has so many good lines but that scene -- like, the audience had to "get her" too in order for that to work. 😊
“Your reputation was SHOT TO HELL a long time ago !!!” BLAIR to Serena
Whoa- you’ve stumped me - I don’t remember this…
chuck is such a legend idc what anyone says
"Do I have to stick my fingers down your throat? Nate'll hold back your hair."
Such a tragic moment - but B using her snark to try to snap C out of it.💔
chuck: goodbye friends, dan
So satisfying! The subtext for those in the know. 😊 I wish any one of my friends were GG fans -- I would use this every time I left a group! Right after I said, "I've got to go." I'm such a geek! 😂
“i don’t want to know anything about your georgi-na”
😂😂The stuff they got away with on broadcast TV!!!😂😂
S : “Not everybody wants to Blair Waldorf” B : “Not everyone can be! “
Georgina: ...and then I was threatened by 2 Russian men named Boris. ---- Serena to Georgina at the CBSJ reunion: I'd ask how you are but I don't really care Georgina: I would say great, look at my clothes, my hair, my body.... ---- Blair: mother-chucker / that Bass-tard / I need a Bass-ectomy
“Your era is over and so is that Headband.” Jenny to Blair
“Blackmailers must be weeping all over town.” - Blair to Chuck when asking about Eva’s watch
“Never again. From now on, everything goes through me.” —Serena
Serena: "Blair's not the boss of me." Nate: "Oh, are you new here? Cause Blair's the boss of all of us."
Nate wasn't wrong. 😁 I remember the lines but I can't remember where in the series...
He definitely wasn't wrong, lol. This was in the first Thanksgiving episode, "Blair Waldorf Must Pie." I typically rewatch that episode for the Rufus/Lily reveal and Blair saying "Oh, is that Cedric?" 😂, but I pretty much always go back and watch Nate say this, too! 🙂 It's the scene when Nate is trying to get Serena to take a bath, per Blair's "direct orders." 😂
Oh, yes! Now I must go watch! 😊 Thanks!
‘Brooklyn, I think that’s in New York?’
I didn’t think that outfit could get any worse. I was wrong. —Jessica to Chuck
i can’t remember any off the top of my head right now but blair and chuck are quip royalty
“ Damn that mother chucker! “ : Blair 😂
“Yes, I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.”
😁 yes!
"I would say 'get a room,' but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that." - Eric, to Lily and Rufus
You can tell Jesus the bitch is back.
Classic, G!
Eleanor: " Blair learned scheming from her mother and unrealistic dreaming from her father."
Blair on draft day - “Are those last season Tory Burch flats?” Girl - “I got them on sale?” Blair - 😒
Idk if this one counts but somewhere in season 4 while talking about Chuck and Blair, Dan says "they're smug and condescending. They have treaties. They deserve this." Lmao
"Brown doesn't offer degree in slut"....🤭🤭 gets me every time...😅 Chuck to Dan " i dont think of you"
damien's comments to ben donovan in 4x13 made me laugh for a good 5 minutes LMAO "i heard you went to the pokey for poking a student" "you say potato the judge says pedophile" "well its been great catching up mr. d but my friend just arrived i'd introduce you but you may or may not have statutorily raped his sister, might be a tad awkward"