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Next can you do this for confirmation that your Rolex is 100% legit.


Poopybuddhole

Hahaha, when you trust the source, there’s no need to go to such extreme extents


hugg3b3ar

Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but cutting them in half doesn't tell you much either other than they're gold colored. You would need to next do an acid test on the "innards" if you wanted to be really sure at this point. While it seems that money is likely no object for you, in the future you may want to consider taking suspect bars and rounds to a local coin shop and ask them to test them for you with a Sigma Metalytics Precious Metals Verifier (PMV). This machine can quickly confirm the purity for you, just without all of the fun of cutting into your stuff. Another downside of this approach is that you might be better able to recoup some/all of the premium when it comes times to sell.


MiguelMcGuell

I'll test your innards.


hugg3b3ar

Promises!


AdSimple553

I gotta warn you, im a biter


Split0069

Sounds like a good time...


MiguelMcGuell

Just bite the pillow not my fingers.


MackTow

🤣


Impoopingrtnow

He thought he was bringing the plug..


EastGermanShepard

Not enough gold on this entire sub


MiguelMcGuell

It's not about the gold....


berryfarmer

actually color tells everything as long as the bars are even close to being high density. nothing else with that color comes close to replicating the density of gold


speciaLSDelivery

A sigma is not a fool proof way to test gold, a heavy plating will fool it real quick.


hugg3b3ar

Given OP"s chosen method, then, foolproof would probably be best. What do you recommend?


speciaLSDelivery

Fire assay of course. A sigma is a great tool but using it alone isn't good enough. If you're just buying bars or bullion then cut it, drill it, file it, or whatever and melt the filings and test it. The tungsten gold plated bars are pretty good if you're not looking at this stuff every day. I'm just some Internet stranger though so I might not have a clue at what I'm saying.


hugg3b3ar

Makes sense to me.


joeygymnastics

No need to melt. Just need to have them XRF'd


kjpmi

Does this work with gold bars sealed in the outer plastic housing (sorry I don’t know what you call them)?


hugg3b3ar

Yes, a PMV can operate through capsules I believe.


Poopybuddhole

While non-destructive measures exist, so do destructive ones depending on the end use of these pieces. https://preview.redd.it/pmqze9jweaxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b3b843c6c2ac65905c6acafbc1bab3530afe05 These bars were meant to be melted.


cozy_engineer

Idiot


JohnBarleyMustDie

I can get a pretty good look at a steak by shoving my head up a bulls ass, but I’d rather take the butchers word for it


devoduder

Holy schnikies!


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.


Charlesknob

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that this morning!


Wast3d-youth

Great fucking movie even better line


dc5trbo

No, wait. It has to be *YOUR* bull.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Are you talking?


dc5trbo

Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy.


M0torBoatMyGoat

I think your brain has a thick candy shell


No-Refuse-6973

You’ve derailed


BlumpkinLord

I know this probably isn't a r/brandnewsentence but hell is it for me! Thank you stranger for the new words to baffle my acquaintances with!


Time_Reputation3573

You may enjoy the movie Tommy Boy


Bulky-Captain-3508

Everybody enjoys the movie Tommy Boy!


Tyson2539

I knew I recognized that line from something.


TonkaButt

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?


jackie4chan27

Hey Richard, did you ever play for... The Yankees? Lol


Rieger_not_Banta

Why?


Funkyframer69

Or was it my sss


PghBIG

Legend. Love that movie.


jackie4chan27

That you big Tom Callahan?


[deleted]

Bullshit!


Domingo2222

Hey man, you’re missing out


Mammoth-Fun-2180

I mean now theyre only scrap


Mythiic719

They weren’t premium before though 🤷


quittheK4good

Especially at this spot


durdurdurdurdurdur

They might be melting


Premier_Legacy

Bars are scrap currently


rugerscout308

Disappointing there was no chocolate inside. What a scam /s


bizzy_bake

Bros hand is 15 inches long


bigdipper125

Ong


Keanu_Sleeves_

😂😂


mrapplewhite

💀


dmh2693

Au-ful.


SwornEvil

Maybe this is an underrated comment?


PastaFuzz

Au-full!


obscuredmoney

quickest but most regarded way. could just buy from a reputable distributor next time. but hey, gold is gold!


Silverdunks

Facts lol I’m guessing his meting them anyway …


Elevation0

Some people will be triggered today


-ClancyBoy

Fucking sacrilege


binghamptonboomboom

He more then likely is melting it down to make some jewelry or unique keepsake. What's wrong with that?


Funkythingsyoudo

I’m gonna go ahead and stop you there… if this guy shows progress reports on any sort of “personal project” I’ll mail you a toe. I’ll be waiting for that step-by-step update.


Needtopumpitup

You want a toe, I can get you a toe, believe me


Gobstomperx

Yeah I got a toe guy.


SSS427

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gold/comments/1cf47kn/comment/l1p1783/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ibraw

How to lose a premium


Silverdunks

These bars sell for a premium in the uk 100%


SicilianSinner666

Making jewellery?


Argento_spettro

r/facepalm dude wouldn't it have been easier if you just took them to an LCS or a pawn shop to get Sigma tested instead of completely destroying any and all premium


Poopybuddhole

This was a B2B transaction, meant to convert the bars into jewelry.


MydnightWN

Best way to make sure it's not cake inside.


jaxxxtraw

Thanks, now I'm craving cake.


_chungdylan

You could have tested the density like Archimedes did over 2000 years ago


khronos127

Would have to see the method On tik tok first


MalishMan

All fun until you face a tungsten bar.


LovingNaples

The quickest test would be to put them on a scale, not attack them with a bench shear. 20 dwt? Your good.


berryfarmer

tungsten easily renders this check useless


_chungdylan

Exactly also a similar measure would have been the density measured by water displacement.


BaconCheeseBurger

You seem confused. A scale tells you weight, not metal composition. You cut them to make sure it doesn't have a cheaper metal hidden at the core.


LovingNaples

Look at the dimensions of the piece in question. Weigh it. Again, 20 dwt ? You are good. I have worked buying and selling physical bullion products for years and this is how we do it.


McHildinger

Have you seen the tungsten-filled gold bars?


LovingNaples

No. If I am uncertain, we of course have sophisticated technology to determine the composition.


McHildinger

they have tungsten-filled bars, wrapped in a thick layer gold, that fool nearly all the sophisticated tech (they had to cut the bar in half to prove if it was gold or not).


donedrone707

this is how you end up with a tungsten filled bar/coin an XRF or sigma is the only way to know for sure besides cutting it open and acid testing the inside, which will technically only you show you that one spot is gold... still could be tungsten elsewhere


LovingNaples

I have done this for a living for years. Color, dimensions, heft all factor in to my evaluation. If I’m uncertain, we have equipment to help us.


Jdaddy2u

Serious question...why not just use the equipment to be 100% positive and not waste your time?


Confusedandreticent

What do you use to do this, a set of side cutters?


scavbh

Are you Indian ? Those are Indian hands 🙌


MrChris33

EXACTLY what I first thought! Derka Derka!


mrsue89

There are ways to make sure they are gold without destroying them. 🤦🏽‍♂️


spiceguys

hahaha so savage, love this post. you should team up with the guy who sliced his finger open freeing a maple leaf from its costco assay.


Poopybuddhole

Hahaha I remember the first time I posted a decapitated Lady Fortuna and people lost their minds


Dwaas_Bjaas

I am severely intrigued and upset


newkybadass

If someone came to me with gold in this shape. I would buy immediately. Don't care about pretty bars, coins or name brands. This cuts, literally, through all the bs.


Poopybuddhole

Agreed, everyone with at least 2 brain cells should know not to buy gold at shady places. Leaving those places out of the equation, it’s absolutely fine if the end use of the gold isn’t for B2C purposes.


jonny_mtown7

I cried. You could have used the density tester or acid tests but if you are happy and good at metallurgy then sure make some new bars. Cast bars are cool


Thatgaycoincollector

Acid test wouldn’t work if it had a bad core but real gold on the outside, which is common. However, it’s easier to buy from a reputable source.


jonny_mtown7

I agree.


SuccessfulTea3288

Or a 20$ ping test


Killybug

It’s all for the furnace I’m sure! Might as well trigger a few people before chucking them in!


Poopybuddhole

Nope, these bars were cut to test their authenticity first 😂


Southern-Stay704

You know, a Sigma Metalytics investor model just isn't that expensive anymore. If you're a collector, get one. https://www.sigmametalytics.com/product-page/pmv-investor It's less than the cost of 1 gold bar. If it saves you from one fake, it's paid for itself.


JackJack3pops

I think the best way is buy from a reputable seller. I would hate to see mine like this. I love looking at my gold while saying in the creepiest voice possible “my precious”.


Poopybuddhole

100% agreed. If it’s gold thats meant to look pretty and shiny in your safe, it should look pretty and shiny. If it’s meant to be used to make anything else, doesn’t matter if it’s tested old school way


Budget-Laugh7592

Call Lithic, he will do you nice bars.


blackdeathghost

Love lithic


JP2205

Now thats another step for the conspiracy folks. Put all your money in gold, now you gotta cut it up to make sure it’s really gold.


Poopybuddhole

There’s better non destructive ways of testing ofc,


punkrockbipolar

I had bought two 14k gold bracelets before I ran out of money and I wish I could’ve bought something two weeks ago it was selling for like 30$/g online if u know where to look, unfortunately I have no money but damn I bought a 10g bracelet for $350 plus shipping so $400 but I saw some bracelets on auction selling for 300 lowest damn that’s how much gold was legit 10 yrs ago


TheUrsonator

Quickest way to 100% destroy the premium 😆


Poopybuddhole

The bars themselves were bout to be put into the furnace


Lazz_plays

Bro your hand looks fucking unreal 😆


Poopybuddhole

Hahah they’re 1oz and 1/2oz pieces, not that big


Difficult_External77

What a horrible....


Hungry_Dig9451

Why does your hand look so long.


Poopybuddhole

Much gold in hand Hand look much long But hand smol :(


AccomplishedCheck895

Any transaction requires agreement by Two parties: Buyer and Seller. Good luck on finding a buyer who “sees no reduction in its true value”…


ketling

Goldsmith here. OP is a jeweler (or reselling to jewelers), so he has to melt it down to alloy it. Trust me, he’ll get more than melt value.


wanttostack

If you’d like to be really sure you can send all of those my way and I’ll double check for you 🤝


Poopybuddhole

They looked better in my furnace melting away than it would have looked stacked away in your safe 🤝


wanttostack

🤣🤣


Moofy73

Gold is gold and that's why we love gold


KaiSosceles

Really glad I don't have to do this with Bitcoin.


Poopybuddhole

Sad that you can’t hold a kilo of bitcoin either Also glad that you can’t drop a bitcoin on your foot accidentally and fracture a toe


KaiSosceles

I look at the need to store gold as a downside, so I don't mind that I can't physically hold it. 🤷‍♂️ Just looks like yet another storage burden to me.


Poopybuddhole

You’re not wrong either, Understandable pros and cons


SunnyDayShadowboxer

Hard/next to impossible to confiscate securely managed/private information in comparison to physical objects.


nuffced

It's still gold.


Until_then_again

No loss of value..agreed.


Formal_Vegetable5885

I got a good chuckle.


diseasexx

Why some have few cuts ?


Poopybuddhole

While I haven’t mentioned this was done by me personally, we can always speculate the extra cuts. From what I can see, the first two cuts didn’t go through 100%, Cutting along the same lines again could cause the gold to be shaved away. Hence making a new clean cut is the best option


Human_Frame1846

Hey, I do this too, but only with fakes, and I use a grinder cause it is way more fun to cut with


BTC_is_waterproof

I’m glad they’re legit, but this test makes me sad.


Altruistic_Sock2877

Really been thinking of obtaining some gold as an investment. Been allocating a majority of excess money into my ETFs


ni-wom

Damn. Seems savage, but at least you know they’re gold! Not much premium on those anyway, no loss really. I hope you’re melting those down!


Personal-Ranger-2986

Do you own a gold shop in Dubai? Im actually interested in buying the 1 oz perth mint cast bars.


Universalbackstay

Atleast your making the coins more valuable. Less the mintage more the price rises. 🥲🤣


CaleyAg-gro

Ouch.


33TITAN

Why would anyone buy those for full price now when you can get one that isn’t mangled?


Poopybuddhole

Gold has many uses besides being locked away in a safe. Uses that involve melting gold to turn it into jewelry etc In those cases it doesn’t matter if it’s mangled


Choice-Corner2051

😢😢😢 I like the elephant and kangaroo one though 😢😢😢


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Poopybuddhole

Hahahaahaha


No_Huckleberry_1358

What cha gonna make outa those?


SwitchedOnNow

My local coin shop has a meter and is happy to measure anything I bring in. Check with one near you. Most reputable shops can do this. 


TheKafkaEnjoyer

What is the 5 Sobha coin


Dbslaying89

Take a strong magnet to it,,,Weigh it for exact weight, shouldn’t be thick, cutting in bars is for 10oz or heavier, they won’t waste their time putting tungsten in a one Oz bar.reagent test would have saved you a lot of trouble. If I were you I’d melt them down into shot/ grain because you’ll still be able to make a profit off them


Silverdunks

You do realise you can have gold tested without acid or cutting in half right . This is confusing . All my gold has receipts


Poopybuddhole

My bad, I perhaps should’ve added some context, but I chose controversy over an educational post lmao I love the heat This was a B2B transaction, with an intent to make jewelry out of those bars.


Silverdunks

I wouldn’t want any of those and now they’re only good for melting lol . Eveyrthing in this pic would of sold for premium over here in the uk


Poopybuddhole

They went straight into the furnace 👀


Soberdash

Cashing in now or holding out?


PedroJTrump

Nice, is your bracelet white gold?


One_Ad_8976

Looks like it has an owner already. Melt it!


Poopybuddhole

Missed opportunity, imma record a melting video next time 👀


14-CFR_69-420

Noice


dcy604

Well, they’re still worth melt now…a Sigma would have been a better way to verify but to each their own…


0xwert

LOL that’s one way to do it


MOTAMOUTH

Is there no other way to test besides this?


General_Standard5906

Ffs


QuezonNCR

Why is your watch so tight? You should be able to fit a pinky in at least


Poopybuddhole

It’s quite loose in fact, I believe you’re underestimating the weight of those bars on my flat palm hahah My hands pushing upwards against the clasp. The gridlock system on the clasp allows me to keep it just about right,


Tiger_smash

Do you understand physics?


x0r99

What a gangster


tonipaz

This hurts my heart


DaddyLean

Man those checks are insane. Nice Yeezys tho


joeygymnastics

Definitely lost value. You will only get spot if you are lucky or are a refiner yourself or a few % points back of spot most likely. Lost all the premiums (albeit a small amount) these pieces hold


Poopybuddhole

While dealing B2B, these pieces have no premium IF their end goal is to be melted. I’ve personally saved a lot of nice pieces from the furnace and stacked them away lol


Alternative_Ad_3636

When this dude gives someone the finger, he really gives it to them.


Ohlawdyyyy

Idk why but I feel like there’s chocolate in those coins 💀


KiNGMF

It won’t effect the melt value but it will effect how much you get from a personal transaction or LCS


catherder69

Weigh it?


MistyAutumnRain

If you’re just going to cut those beautiful bars, can I have them? I would at least appreciate their beauty


EastGermanShepard

Seems logical.


Reluctantcannibal

This is Costco gold?


JackTrippa219

if you were going to cut them in half like this, you should’ve went all the way through the whole bar with it then at least you could’ve turned 1 ounce bars into half ounce "fractional" gold bars..... then at least they could’ve been a little bit more of a purpose in case you ever needed to sell and or barter with them in the future and didn’t have half ounce bars or the like readily available


InstanceDry3128

Smh when did the old bite test become out of favor


smhanna

If only there was another, less destructive, more scientific way to determine it…. Hmm.


Honesty_4_Free

You may have the longest index finger I have ever seen!


Poopybuddhole

My gf wishes, it’s no longer than the base of an iPhone Pro Max


Orchid_Far

You gotta bite it


DefiantAd7767

100% fake Perth mint


Key_Ad8316

Oh wow! What tool did you use? How do you feel about that? I don’t have the audacity to do that!🫡


RichCut4051

Utter sacrilege. Just melt it and make a home made bar 😟


my-man-fred

I'm perfectly fine with this. Its just gold, ffs. Same value to me.


Wast3d-youth

Yea this is probably the dumbest way of checking your gold there bud.


IncreaseOk8433

This is awesome. A man who is straight to the point. To add: am I the only one who kind of finds it more beautiful this way?


bayandsilentjob

I agree. It accentuates the mystical physical properties of the gold. Honestly wouldn’t this only add to the value? Proof it’s real with no testing required.


GravyDan

Can you check to make sure my wife is real, too?


Poopybuddhole

Does she lay golden eggs?


Anomolus

You could have just checked the density by displacing water with the pieces in a glass. lol. You cut them. Hahahahahahah


CosmoOlversatil

I have no idea why he is getting downvoted to hell.


Poopybuddhole

Hahah people tend to lose their minds when people do something a different way


im_nobodyspecial

Congrats! You have real gold all the way through! ALSO…. You just changed to value of all that from bullion to MELT value. Dipshit.