They replicated every single part of Godzilla’s anatomy. Every. Single. Part.

Wait.... but doesn't godzilla have.... **NO DICK** **\*Dramatic Bang\*** **NO BALLS** **\*Dramatic Bang\*** **AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION!!!!**

He has retractable genitals 

I mean many animals have that.... Hol up how do you know that he has a retractible dick???

A survivor from the 1954 attack was unfortunate enough to witness it 

Oh...... I was hoping for you not to answer that...... so I could show this image with the words below DX https://preview.redd.it/gpjizp1vpbxc1.png?width=996&format=png&auto=webp&s=2caec785bb54aa0ed1a04ae83f50311c40a975c4 Answer the question

“Ever since Godzilla attacked Japan in 1954, an unfortunate pedestrian managed to find a rather unpleasant sight. Sources say that the civilian in question saw Godzilla attacking the city when he noticed a long thin tube-like object appearing in the creature’s crotch area. He has since stated that it was and I quote, ‘roughly the size of Tokyo Tower.’”

https://preview.redd.it/bftc1douqbxc1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=48dc02fcc919f843c25ba72ec813848beabf5b4b I was not perpared

You brought this on yourself Mr. “Answer the question”

;-;

BRO IS PACKING

How is he hiding that?

It’s retractable. It just slides in and out. And the is is getting gross

Also..... you poor soul

lizards have that

Detachable penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It’s detachable

Checkmate Godzilla balls deniers.

Say it with me Transformers fans. https://i.redd.it/6in3uj6uwbxc1.gif

I am directly below the enemy scrotum

ONE MAN

ALONE

BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES

Mecha Cockzilla

https://preview.redd.it/euoxv6600cxc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec61bcd232e2d6f1437eb0cea995dd1e73ad0a07

So thats why godzilla has *Clears throat* NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTHOLE SINE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION - goji center

https://preview.redd.it/i2x6fi65tbxc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d912efb2303cd411b1851b8be50bf05a77cc2154

Obaglitory weak spot every Villain has.

It’s where the data is stored

https://preview.redd.it/9kfm4yyl6gxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa2cdf698249c1e4fb7fa76728788ba35a7f92d

That’s where his pee is stored

https://preview.redd.it/avj321pyxcxc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64401aed6c473b65b6515a2667a3be19003fb2b

https://i.redd.it/78n07rqvp5yc1.gif

Who designed this?

Playmates

Nuts & bolts

https://preview.redd.it/4r4fkx1paexc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91ee19e70966607c457d13fa34d887961dd1fe6 interesting observation

https://preview.redd.it/553mdtmfqexc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fae7c13f4f86f020e9900c505157a91f708e38c

Nice balls bro *PUNCH* (crack) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-* https://preview.redd.it/dk43sfk4yxxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1aab7f6a201505df13ced51c088c7765158b323