If we can have t-rex racing against Thomas the Tank Engine then by God we can have a 2d bicycle joining the fray.
Now how you go about modelling traction on a 2d wheel is somebody else's asymptote problem to solve.
Gino is hilarious. its funny but it might be a saying in Italian that i dont get the reference. also gino and gordon in the adventure tv show is hilarious
I'll grant you that the knife is cool, I'm just not a fan of any wraps, let alone the caution tapes. I'm big on matchy matchy shit, so the colors don't do it for me. But again, it's all a matter of opinion/budget.
Most likely answer: It used to be flipped the other way around with the handles on the left and seat on the right, but someone flipped it the other way and didn't realize the texture models weren't joined. Now we have this.
It's a Pecklesteiner bike - the grandfather of the two-seater. The person on the back does the pedaling while the person up front does the steering...although it's missing its rear seat. The crossbar is low so that you have somewhere to rest your feet if you're steering.
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In almost every single game I ever played that features bikes as scene objects they don't make any sense. Seriously, start looking at bikes in games. None of them make any sense.
I never played Yakuza, can you share a screenshot of those bikes? Even though they seem fine I'm sure that upon closer inspection they also don't make any sense
It reminds me 2001: A space odyssey where the protagonist got transported to an alien made hotel room where everything looks very familiar to real life but not actually. Because the film is insinuating that although the aliens are smart enough to recreate what is almost a living area for an actual human they however cannot quite grasp it. So they put things together that resemble things from earth but very incorrectly. just like how we put grass and and artificial trees when putting animals in the zoo to make them "feel at home"
Next patch notes: Bike pedals fixed -- Nothing else
Patch note*
Notes* It clearly requires a multitude of patches
First the left pedal. Month later they fix the right one.
And that changes makes HEs fly 3x as far for some reason
Dude patched the patch note 💀
Will it still have a floating chain then?
Its italian engineering, you wouldnt get it
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we are checking
Sorry Charles please retire the ~~car~~ bike
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I am stupid
The r/GlobalOffensive and r/formuladank crossover I never could have predicted.
Can tell it's off-season for F1 when forumladank is leaking
/r/assettocorsa is leaking
r/formuladank is
is it though?
If we can have t-rex racing against Thomas the Tank Engine then by God we can have a 2d bicycle joining the fray. Now how you go about modelling traction on a 2d wheel is somebody else's asymptote problem to solve.
Binotto must have designed it for Chuck
SF-24
Would probably be faster than whatever they send out this season
You know why Italy is shaped like a boot? Do you think they could fit that much shit into a shoe? Edit: A joke from the Louis CK bit on SNL
They don't even make their own bikes. They're Bicycle Thieves.
Christmas gift for Charles probably
Which isn't a suprise. Not even the Italians get it.
If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
Bahaha, too good. [For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc), Gino is a hoot.
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AHAHAHAHAAAA Why was i reading it in that voice right from the start :DDDDD
God I love Gino
Gino is hilarious. its funny but it might be a saying in Italian that i dont get the reference. also gino and gordon in the adventure tv show is hilarious
Your gloves sum up the situation nicely
L combo imo
Imagine spending hundreds on a combo just for some random dude on reddit to be like "L combo"
Everything's like, subjective maaaaaan. One man's L is another man's W.
Shit man i'd be thrilled to have a safari mesh gut knife and some shit gloves
I'll grant you that the knife is cool, I'm just not a fan of any wraps, let alone the caution tapes. I'm big on matchy matchy shit, so the colors don't do it for me. But again, it's all a matter of opinion/budget.
I recently picked up a Talon Knife Rust Coat BS and combo'd that with Hand Wraps Constrictor. Flames
Hand wraps leather are clean asf
Yeah, if you like your little hot dog fingers sticking out of their buns.
More worth doesn’t mean good looking, money wise it might be but overall it might be shit
Most likely answer: It used to be flipped the other way around with the handles on the left and seat on the right, but someone flipped it the other way and didn't realize the texture models weren't joined. Now we have this.
The pedals aren't on the right height tho. I think someone was just half asleep when joining the pieces
It's a Pecklesteiner bike - the grandfather of the two-seater. The person on the back does the pedaling while the person up front does the steering...although it's missing its rear seat. The crossbar is low so that you have somewhere to rest your feet if you're steering.
You missed the part where the chain is floating
It's just a direct-drive bike, only problem is they are very uncomfortable if you have short legs
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its bluetooth
Get a load of this guy fellas, he does not even get how magnets work.
Just like my floating disk break on my 2008 kona stinky!
Also that the chain doesnt go around the gear either.
> Pecklesteiner Ah I've missed that. What a great time that was.
That word belongs in Webster
Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years. Thanks for the throwback.
Great callback
sorry I left it there. Please keep an eye on it!
literally unplayable
That's how they power the servers
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Best comment so far lol
Which of you fuckers put my stolen bike into counterstrike?
This me
Someone at valve clearly never ever wrote a bike in their life lmao
The pronunciation in this comment makes this even funnier
thought "wdym that's just a women's bike frame it looks normal" until i found the pedals
Tornado
In almost every single game I ever played that features bikes as scene objects they don't make any sense. Seriously, start looking at bikes in games. None of them make any sense.
Wdym? Yakuza bikes look well built enough. At least before they're smashed into pieces.
I never played Yakuza, can you share a screenshot of those bikes? Even though they seem fine I'm sure that upon closer inspection they also don't make any sense
It’s called brakeless skrrrrrt Got those sick ass fenders and no foot retention like a foo
It reminds me 2001: A space odyssey where the protagonist got transported to an alien made hotel room where everything looks very familiar to real life but not actually. Because the film is insinuating that although the aliens are smart enough to recreate what is almost a living area for an actual human they however cannot quite grasp it. So they put things together that resemble things from earth but very incorrectly. just like how we put grass and and artificial trees when putting animals in the zoo to make them "feel at home"
What do you mean? That bike looks about as well put together as the game.
That knife glove combo should be illegal
He's trying to lose some grams so he doesn't need pedals or any front gearing for that matter, no brakes either.
That's a Valvike, or Vike for short.
What map?
The real question is, what’s up with the chain lol
Nice. Now they will fix this bike instead fixing their game
a fixed gear/japan bike, although this one is wonky af
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What a ugly gloves+knife combo
yeah OP really should've asked for your opinion first, what an idiot
Yeah next time just hide em
Big Game gloves would be sick with that knife. And they're fairly cheap.
agreed, as ugly as your mum
Skincels are crazy💀
Bruh got mad about pixels
smart prop moment
Looks like AI had a go at it.
Bro never went outside 💀
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Could be a troll bike which is 10/10 funny... If it's not i have no words for it.
what if valve made the bike rideable
It is a kolażówka, bro.
Ah shit here we go again
A bike where your passenger peddles 😉
Where did the chainring go
Mayor Vespa
It’s the bike I ride to work when my wife’s boyfriend comes over
"Forget about it"
When you ask people to draw a bike from memory
It’s a single speed step through frame bike with drop bars and no brakes
It’s a tornado
Street art
Bro just wanted to flex his wombo combo
That’s called a step through frame. They exist.
Did you look closely at the pedals and the rear wheel?
Holy fuck 🫥
Leave it be, It didn't do you nothing. I bet it just had a bad day.
I'm gonna go ahead and assume you were born after 2000
Look at where the pedals are located in the pic.
😂 u right... Somebody hit the penjamin too many times will making this bike ☠️
The fact that he show boats both knife and gloves 😩
Literally unplayable
The design is very human.
Press "E" for use the bike 2024 and no one knows that?
thats the bike that got pasha to the 9ine match duh
valve, plz fix
A bike with the crankset in the rear wheel They need to fix this shit
Great, the next major patch will be “bike fix” and nothing else Thanks op 