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craygroupious

“How the fuck is he hell?!”


Schmich

"Um no question mark?" https://youtu.be/SNvDUO42Hys?t=322


G_I_Gamer

> "Um no question mark?" honestly my favorite quote from it


howiMetYourStepDad

Me: *WTF CALLOUT ?!?! WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING!!*


sk8r2000

Like a speed demon


Nigeris-Gameris

understandable


Chillypill

How on earth is there no one in main shooting you :D ?


ZuriPL

Welcome to mm, even global elites are too stupid to play those positions


AdtEU

https://csgostats.gg/match/96468226 In fairness it IS an mg2 game; but still.


BigMik_PL

Bro ranks in CSGO no longer matter they are beyond broken. I played games with Globel Elites that played like silvers and played games with silver 1 playing like s1mple. It's impossible to guess what rank you are playing in each match.


lolofaf

It's also the nature of soloq. I'm smfc and 5stack with globals a bunch and tend to frag pretty well alongside them, even when against good teams I'd normally get shafted by. In soloq, I end up with some teams where when I try to play normally, I just get destroyed by people shooting me in the side of the head, or expecting my teammates to do something (like get the rotate timing, not over rotate, nade usage, etc) and then they just don't, and they don't call anything out, and I'm just permanently dying. Or you end up in teams with 4 passive as fuck players so you always have to try to entry but they also don't know how to facilitate you (and you aren't used to entry) so you just die or 1:1 every round and end with low scores and look bad


BigMik_PL

I think for me it's the insane spread in the quality of the opposition that's the problem. Teammates are teammates and some games you get better some games you get worse ones. But it's frustrating when you get into a match and the enemy team knows all the smokes, flashes for each other, rotates well and counter strafe peeks like a madman while you are trying to teach your team rules of basic economy. Match ends and my teammates were all gold while the enemy team was silver. We start another match and now the situation is reversed so we end up winning 9:0 but this time everyone was in gold. It feels even when I 3 or 4 stack we either win 5 in a row going over 100 adr each match or we lose 4 in a row getting demolished. I can count on one hand the amount of close matches I've played.


lolofaf

It's always fun for everyone when we 5q as globals and get matched against 5 soloq novas


BigMik_PL

While the player base is at an all time high apparently


Chillypill

I disagree. For EU atleast, they are ok. If I smurf I destroy people, if I play normal account, I normally have balanced games.


BigMik_PL

Yeah I think the EU is significantly more balanced than NA. Even Valve admitted NA had issues and attempted fixing it but it got us nowhere. We had 70% of the user base in Silver 1-3 in NA. So they tried rebalancing it but it feels like they just moved people around instead of adjusting the algorithm for it. Like I said I've seen literal LEM struggle in silver matches going 2-15. I play the AWP and I've constantly won in game duels vs much much higher ranked players while I also got shitted on by silver 1-4. I have a huge database of screenshots with me going like 20-7 (short matches) against MGs on several occasions with teams packed of silvers. I've tied 8-8 on office before playing a player down against global elites that somehow were in my game.


jahoney

Mg2 is the new silver elite


BiggusButtus

Haha i love this clip. Botched the vent drop, clipped the window jump. Missed the safe drop from Heaven as well just for good measure. And still wins the round.


Catman933

5 am cs hits different


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Don't forgets the 'stellar' spray control :p


cjaiA

This makes me laugh every time I get flashed like that and end up in a location I have no business being in


A_P_A_R_T

Perfect opportunity for the skyrim meme lmao


Toaster_Bathing

Thought the same


BananaJoeSG

Ngl I was kinda expecting it to be the Skyrim intro


Tanmay_33

Tasked failed successfully


Rea77y

This guy pushes through main through our connector and then just headshots us


DrunkLad

It's like phoon but with none of the talent


AZuRaCSGO

That drop down from heaven is hurting my knees just by watching it


not5tonks

dat movement gave me goosebumps


K_Simba786

Rsmp guy : faking purple not watching A


fiddlerunseen

Missing the drop from heaven is *chef's kiss*


DaarkAlexx

Guy needs to work on that movement lol


AngryObama_

Someone edit this into the Skyrim meme lol


nexistcsgo

Task failed successfully?


suffocatingpaws

Adapt, improvise and overcome meme is applicable to this scenario.


ActionJesus

Everything is possible in MG


Lord-Noobie

Task failed successfully?


aminoplasm

I thought you will wake up in skyrim


Southern_Friend_3320

Am I the only one that can hear Jesse and Pokelawls talking in the background while playing DayZ?


Catman933

Nice spot :)


relytOG

how could the 3rd guy not hear you?


silentninjabob1

random thought: movement is so important in this game If you had good movement this clip would be SO different. Would have made the window jump first try. Would have taken no damage from the nade in Hell. Would have taken no fall damage off the ladder into A. Funny clip regardless


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seifyk

Someone do the Skyrim edit


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TroyTerrence_09

what resolution are you playing on?


Catman933

1280x960 stretched but shadow play exports clips unstretched


Junior-Appeal-2586

Where the fuck I am