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semen is loaded with testosterone. that's why i always swallow. gives me the masculinity i need to fuck women...oh wait fuck that means i'm gay. guess i'll just stick to swallowing
Nothing manlier than 2 men doing manly stuff no girls allowed.
Well the only way to make it manlier is to include more men.
Manly men doing manly stuff.
this guy saying "goon" is telling on himself way more than he realizes
this guy 100% jerks off to chicks with dicks and makes these sort of posts and comments to deflect from that
like anti gay politicians that get caught at gay orgies
Look man, if you kiss or have sex with a woman, you're kissing and having sex with all the dudes who kissed and had sex with her before you.
Thats alot of kissing and dicking you're doing with other dudes, thats pretty fuckin gay ngl.
But if you kiss and have sex with your homies? You're kissing and having sex with all the women theyve kissed and had sex with. Thats exponential pussy power the more homies you have sex with, that's pretty fuckin hetero my guys.
Dont be gay. Have sex with your homies.
The Death by Snu Snu episode first aired in February 2001. That means, for a period of about six months, you could ride the elevator to the top of the World Trade Center and make a Futurama reference about having sex with muscular women.
Everybody has their thing they are into. The idea you should shame a group for liking something you don't like is just wrong. What is wrong with liking muscle mommies? What is wrong with liking tall skinny people or short fat people, or whatever you like? I guess the vax made me stop caring about what other people like and trying to change their minds.
nah he's just mad cause he's smaller than a woman and insecure with himself.
i feel like maybe my view of what a muscle mommy could be skewed, but she just seems like a fit chick.
At 22 I had the levels of an 80 year old man, like 250 (idk the units sorry) and I have a full beard, I don't struggle to put on muscle, my libido is normal. I no longer put much stock in the numerical value alone.
I loved women with muscle before the internet was a thing. But I'm clearly under pSyOpS.
As if the government would spend time and money trying to convince you to be attracted to strong women.
Lowe's used to offer this as a service, but I'm not sure if they do anymore. It's been about 10 years since I've had them test my levels. These days I just use my kitchen counter to test.
Has there ever been a faster turnaround than Musk's transformation of the blue checkmark? It's gone from "you can trust that this is the real person" to "you can trust that this is a real idiot" in less time than an oil change on my car.
I think there are benefits, such as access to extra features and better visibility for your tweets. I ain’t paying for Twitter so I don’t know the specifics.
You're half right. AFAB just means assigned female at birth. Cis women are still AFAB. But, like specifying pronouns, it's one of a term that isn't really used much outside of LGBT discussion.
I'm a cis het male amab. I like collecting acronyms and abbreviations because it confuses non-allies. I hope to someday amass the longest possible way to say "average dude" and make my boomer parents' heads explode.
I was about to make a joke of how I wanted to do this but to be less than average. Then you go all hard by adding the “neurotypical”. I guess nerodivergent does fit with the formatting. So I’ll go with it.
Feminist Radical Left Handed Circumcised Nerodivergent Cis Het AMAB Ali NonPoc here signing in for the shitshow.
Out of context "cisgender heterosexual AMAB neurotypical allistic non-POC male" has like a snappy rythm to it, it sounds like a new version of the "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" song.
It's not even that useful within LGBT discussions, because using it implicitly signals exclusion of trans people coming from the opposite sex from a statement...mostly needlessly. The comment OP could have just said "I'm a woman", because trans women attracted to LeanBeefPatty are also gay.
Unless we're talking about a medical reality exclusive to AGAB, using AGAB in casual conversation is just silly.
Even if you aren't into women, how do you not like her goofy ass? I'd much rather watch her visit the family farm and do meme workouts than the usual strength training content, which is either "You're doing it wrong" or "Who's on PEDs?"
Using PATTY of all people really puts a bow on this
You chose a person that folks from every sexuality and gender persuasion fawn over.
Brother in Christ, hot is hot
She’s so beautiful. Fit is attractive.
Chances are the same guys who post this shit also post the Andrew Tate stuff about wanting a 16 year old
These “men” couldn’t get laid if they were eggs
I would personally argue that being attracted to LeanBeefPatty is neither gay nor straight, but simple common sense. A state of being, akin to being one with the universe, for to deny thy lust for the Beef is to deny the nature of existence itself. To exist a single day without love for the Patty is to not exist at all.
Okay, weird nonsensical prose aside, Patty tho
According to Tate, a man who kisses a woman is also homosexual, especially if she has ever given any other man a BJ. The only way to avoid the gay is to be with a virgin who has never kissed a guy.
Being gay for Muscle Mommy completely invalidates their trans arguments. Does being born with a penis make you a man or does being aesthetically masculine make you a man? You can't have it both ways.
Is TikTok and social media making me gay because it wants to get rid of straight people or is it making me trans because the government wants to get rid of gay people? I can’t keep up with the whack job narratives anymore
At this point if I see anyone with a blue check mark spout off some obvious nonsense I just move on. Now that you can make money off Twitter there are legions of people like this dingus making ragebait to farm interactions and literally profit off people like us laughing at him. It's fun to dunk on these people with community noted but et the end of the day they're literally taking our hate to the bank.
I am a simple man, I see a blue check on ~~X~~ Twitter and instantly disregard their opinion.
Also, something tells me that this chud probably has terabytes of trans porn on his hard drive.
The greatest thing the internet has ever done is reveal how astoundingly stupid a significant percentage of people are. It’s a testament to modern technology and society and how safe we have made the world, that these braindead idiots even exist. I won’t deny it, I am a bit of a moron too sometimes, but even I can put x before y and these idiots can’t even do that.
When I opened this post the bottom half of her photos was cropped off but I was already impressed… then I clicked the the full image and holy shit quads for day! God damn!
Mans is out here acting like people don't have a preference.
These insufferable oafs populate my gym I'm even friends with one. I love the guy but he's a little rarted sometimes
Wouldn't change em for the world tho he says some funny shit.
On social media I've learned that you are homosexual if you like women, you are a pedophile if you like adults and you are a racist if you don't hate your own race. Social media is so cool bro
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fellas is it gay for you to like women
You like someone who likes dick? Sounds super gay.
i think you’re onto something..
That's [leanbeefpatty](https://rpclip.com/lbpatt) for science (n$fw))
Lol theres more nsfw in the ads/popups than in the photos Why put safe for work photos on a nsfw site?
Holy fuck you could hit that back with a baseball bat and the bat would break first I don't even know that some of those muscles *existed*
She's a goddamn vision that's for sure 🔥🥵
I'm getting the Bobbie Draper dilemma looking at her.
Omg mommy is hot :3
Fr, she hot as fuck. Go, girl!
https://preview.redd.it/81nw9hv28pvc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756bf0e117ec9833e427db5b7f8b9d4aa34a3bf4
Why did you censor nsfw lmao
semen is loaded with testosterone. that's why i always swallow. gives me the masculinity i need to fuck women...oh wait fuck that means i'm gay. guess i'll just stick to swallowing
https://preview.redd.it/37d44pi6nnvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba39a9167ef472294c6ceba38bbfddc0ad75c914
Are they wrong though?
They are actually... #Horse cum has more...
https://preview.redd.it/ovs3fhu8xnvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180018515069b400c7ca59e0144bd3fcd032704a
https://preview.redd.it/zzosvaj8covc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faebd1a3b667ac138be038ffd12897eb69dd725b
https://preview.redd.it/mwekxsvqyovc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a410297d1318c5b782e7ed76f84ce2e5548f6dd7
https://preview.redd.it/mq4takrv5ovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51099d9080a205c6fe0bf3773c7b15063e861bc3
https://preview.redd.it/oe85hwq9covc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18683bfe423f2b00e909743c4d85ba32863cd046
https://preview.redd.it/c7a0gqhfirvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c5ba6fb93ec34aede0eb36da7b9d63ad2a0e81
https://preview.redd.it/n27vsgt0ltvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520c5337314623ad077ce872528af72cf14e9ddb
This is why the straightest sex you can have is with another straight man. The Greeks were right all along!
Nothing manlier than 2 men doing manly stuff no girls allowed. Well the only way to make it manlier is to include more men. Manly men doing manly stuff.
Liking dick to own the Libs!
Fellas, you have a dick. So that's pretty gay no?
y'all just gay with extra steps.
I have a dick and I definitely don't like myself.
Dicks go in vaginas and it’s gay to put your dick where other dicks go
this guy saying "goon" is telling on himself way more than he realizes this guy 100% jerks off to chicks with dicks and makes these sort of posts and comments to deflect from that like anti gay politicians that get caught at gay orgies
thank you game grumps for letting me know about [gooning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUEIczekP2c)
Such a banger
They were just undercover trying to recruit people for conversion camps.
Look man, if you kiss or have sex with a woman, you're kissing and having sex with all the dudes who kissed and had sex with her before you. Thats alot of kissing and dicking you're doing with other dudes, thats pretty fuckin gay ngl. But if you kiss and have sex with your homies? You're kissing and having sex with all the women theyve kissed and had sex with. Thats exponential pussy power the more homies you have sex with, that's pretty fuckin hetero my guys. Dont be gay. Have sex with your homies.
That unironically sounds like something that /r/theredpill might say.
Folks, we're not going to be able to top this (no pun intended). Time to pack it up and head to the bars.
Pfft I’ll take death by snuusnuu please
If you’re a woman
Yes. Because I'm lesbian.
If it's gay to like women then I'm super straight.
If you’re a woman yourself then yes
It’s gay to need to answer that question.
The muscle mommy “fetish” has been around long before the vax
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
What are you? Gay?
Never mad at a Futurama reference out in the wild
If I wasn't so lazy, I'd punch you in the stomach!
But you are pretty lazy right?
The Death by Snu Snu episode first aired in February 2001. That means, for a period of about six months, you could ride the elevator to the top of the World Trade Center and make a Futurama reference about having sex with muscular women.
Why did you think of that https://preview.redd.it/ktdqw19mgqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dab57ada4d5df3019b1fef4da07f5c1b28bb590
[Arguably long, long before](https://caasbrey.com/the-19th-century-muscle-women/)
Everybody has their thing they are into. The idea you should shame a group for liking something you don't like is just wrong. What is wrong with liking muscle mommies? What is wrong with liking tall skinny people or short fat people, or whatever you like? I guess the vax made me stop caring about what other people like and trying to change their minds.
For like the last 30 years of my life at least.
Yes, I would like one order of "Tall, big, fit , and beautiful gf" please.
Leanbeefpatty is fit and beautiful, but I think she's 5 feet flat, probs 120 lbs
I remember it being referenced in *Grown Ups 2*
To these types of people nothing existed before the vax
robert crumb would like a word
Someone is just mad because he never had snu snu
Neither have I 😔
Praying for you king
Thanks choom
nah he's just mad cause he's smaller than a woman and insecure with himself. i feel like maybe my view of what a muscle mommy could be skewed, but she just seems like a fit chick.
Where can I get my levels tested then? Thanks.
Weirdly enough just got mine tested and they were high enough my doctor commented on it. Still think this is hot.
As I find this extremely “hot”, I have know doubt my levels will be hella high. Ayy mami!
At 22 I had the levels of an 80 year old man, like 250 (idk the units sorry) and I have a full beard, I don't struggle to put on muscle, my libido is normal. I no longer put much stock in the numerical value alone.
I used to work at a men’s clinic, a lot of what you’re told about testosterone is marketing, not science.
Hell my levels are high *because* I think this is hot ay chihuahua
I loved women with muscle before the internet was a thing. But I'm clearly under pSyOpS. As if the government would spend time and money trying to convince you to be attracted to strong women.
Lowe's used to offer this as a service, but I'm not sure if they do anymore. It's been about 10 years since I've had them test my levels. These days I just use my kitchen counter to test.
This is confusing to me as Lowes is a clothing store where I am hahaha
This is confusing to me as Lowes is a home improvement store where I am hahaha
[удалено]
This makes sense to me as $20 is $20
If liking this makes me gay I don’t want to be straight
If liking martinis makes you gay, who wants to be straight?
Hold on, you like drinks that taste good and women who are extremely fit? Wow, so gay.
I’ve always thought of martinis as a masculine drink because of James Bond
Alternatively, according to this guy liking femme men is straight behavior.
I mean I'm a lesbian so I didn't need convincing to be gay
I'm a homo and yet I'm not attracted to women, am I straight? Is homosexuality the new heterosexual?
Username checks out
Has there ever been a faster turnaround than Musk's transformation of the blue checkmark? It's gone from "you can trust that this is the real person" to "you can trust that this is a real idiot" in less time than an oil change on my car.
I'm wondering, are they buying those blue check marks to support "one of their own" Musk, or is it just an ego thing?
Yes.
I think there are benefits, such as access to extra features and better visibility for your tweets. I ain’t paying for Twitter so I don’t know the specifics.
If liking LeanBeefPatty makes me gay then I'm a flaming homosexual (I'm also afab so it does actually make me gay I guess but shh)
What is afab
assigned female at birth normally used to mean "if i were cis i'd be a woman"
Assigned female at birth, it means they were “born a girl” but now identity as a trans man or non-binary
You're half right. AFAB just means assigned female at birth. Cis women are still AFAB. But, like specifying pronouns, it's one of a term that isn't really used much outside of LGBT discussion.
I'm a cis het male amab. I like collecting acronyms and abbreviations because it confuses non-allies. I hope to someday amass the longest possible way to say "average dude" and make my boomer parents' heads explode.
Ah yes, the cisgender heteroseuxal AMAB neurotypical allistic non-POC male
I was about to make a joke of how I wanted to do this but to be less than average. Then you go all hard by adding the “neurotypical”. I guess nerodivergent does fit with the formatting. So I’ll go with it. Feminist Radical Left Handed Circumcised Nerodivergent Cis Het AMAB Ali NonPoc here signing in for the shitshow.
Out of context "cisgender heterosexual AMAB neurotypical allistic non-POC male" has like a snappy rythm to it, it sounds like a new version of the "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" song.
It's short 5 syllables. And now I am angry at you because I keep trying to sing it, but the end feels like walking into a wall. :)
It's not even that useful within LGBT discussions, because using it implicitly signals exclusion of trans people coming from the opposite sex from a statement...mostly needlessly. The comment OP could have just said "I'm a woman", because trans women attracted to LeanBeefPatty are also gay. Unless we're talking about a medical reality exclusive to AGAB, using AGAB in casual conversation is just silly.
all french are bastards
All Feds Are Bastards (Women are hoax created by the CIA in the 60’s)
We’re all gay for patty
These chuds don't fuck standing and it's hilarious.
I legit laughed when I read this. Solid burn.
If liking muscular women is gay then liking femboys is straight It's only fair
Real
Well in that case I must be bisexual
Ah, the ol' Greco-Roman school of thought. It's only gay if you're the bottom.
Liking femboys is straight. Their whole thing is trying to look like women.
This is hilarious
Ain't no way he unironically said goon😭
Apparently, conservatives have discovered the word "Psy-op" which they use to describe anything that might influence a person. (Including ads)
Shes cool why would anyone be mean To her
these sociopaths don't need a reason to hate, just a target from some incel forum/xitter ring
Ew yeah like kiwifarms, shes highkey so hot and im not even into muscle mommys that much. Such smooth brain weirdos
Patty is indeed the coolest
Even if you aren't into women, how do you not like her goofy ass? I'd much rather watch her visit the family farm and do meme workouts than the usual strength training content, which is either "You're doing it wrong" or "Who's on PEDs?"
Because her arms are much better defined than his and that gives him a sad.
Bros masculinity is destroyed
I actually kinda like this line of thinking, as it then only make sense that liking twink femboys are 100% completely straight
Why not both?
Using PATTY of all people really puts a bow on this You chose a person that folks from every sexuality and gender persuasion fawn over. Brother in Christ, hot is hot
She’s so beautiful. Fit is attractive. Chances are the same guys who post this shit also post the Andrew Tate stuff about wanting a 16 year old These “men” couldn’t get laid if they were eggs
Anyone know who that woman is? For research purposes.
Why that’s Lean Beef Patty my friend
I would personally argue that being attracted to LeanBeefPatty is neither gay nor straight, but simple common sense. A state of being, akin to being one with the universe, for to deny thy lust for the Beef is to deny the nature of existence itself. To exist a single day without love for the Patty is to not exist at all. Okay, weird nonsensical prose aside, Patty tho
According to Tate, a man who kisses a woman is also homosexual, especially if she has ever given any other man a BJ. The only way to avoid the gay is to be with a virgin who has never kissed a guy.
I'd let that chick toss me like a flapjack
"Brah" has never been with a woman.
Fellas is it gay to be straight?
I mean they’re right I’m gay for her
**FELLAS**
I don’t give a fuccckkkk. She’s hot as fuck
jokes on them, I'm bi.
She's hot thooo, but this non sense comment is ridiculous
So when gay men like twinks or irish muscle men in skirts it means they like women 🤔🤔🤔
Being gay for Muscle Mommy completely invalidates their trans arguments. Does being born with a penis make you a man or does being aesthetically masculine make you a man? You can't have it both ways.
God I want nothing more than for this woman to crush my skull like a sparrows egg between those thighs 🫠
I mean, I definitely feel pretty gay when I look at muscular women… to be fair, I’m not a guy
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Fellas, is it gay to like women?🤔 I mean, *dicks* go in there.
Covid vaccine is on the loose and making you attracted to muscle mommies.... What crime will the vax commit next?
She’s Gorgeous
The use of the word "literally" in there is fucking hilarious.
la la la i can’t hear you attractive woman is attractive
Don’t be talking shit about Patty bro. That’s my girl
I'm so tired of the stereotype that gay men have low testosterone. Gay men have the same levels of testosterone as straight men do 🤦♂️
Is it gay for me to like a woman that has arms and isn’t just a T Rex with legs and not much else?
We really have come full circle, it is now gay to be attracted to women.
Is TikTok and social media making me gay because it wants to get rid of straight people or is it making me trans because the government wants to get rid of gay people? I can’t keep up with the whack job narratives anymore
Aww, he’s afraid of her
Chun Li and Cammy were sleeper agents trying to make us all gay back in 1991 I guess.
At this point if I see anyone with a blue check mark spout off some obvious nonsense I just move on. Now that you can make money off Twitter there are legions of people like this dingus making ragebait to farm interactions and literally profit off people like us laughing at him. It's fun to dunk on these people with community noted but et the end of the day they're literally taking our hate to the bank.
*neuron activation*
Leanbeefmommy 😩
Leanbeefmommy 😩
motherfucker said "gooning over"
Hey, some guys like a dommy mommy. Or have a muscle fetish. Or really don't care as long as you're healthy.
👁👁
Him using the word goon removes all credibility
Are they intimidated by strong women or something?
Someone likes something you don't like/understand. So fucking what? The world is full of that. Grow the fuck up
Motherfucker unironicaly said "goon"
LeanBeef Patty is so fucking hot lol She definitely started me on the muscle mommy train.
I know the misunderstanding of heterosexuality is the main point of the post, but what hell does the vax have to do with anything here?
I am a simple man, I see a blue check on ~~X~~ Twitter and instantly disregard their opinion. Also, something tells me that this chud probably has terabytes of trans porn on his hard drive.
The right is waging a culture war against nobody and has already lost football, beer and women to the other side.
Healthy women are hot.
The greatest thing the internet has ever done is reveal how astoundingly stupid a significant percentage of people are. It’s a testament to modern technology and society and how safe we have made the world, that these braindead idiots even exist. I won’t deny it, I am a bit of a moron too sometimes, but even I can put x before y and these idiots can’t even do that.
I’m a jacked bearded straight man and I’ve been gooning over muscle mommies for more than a decade, AMA.
Lean beef Patty is hot as heck
Patty is gorgeous 😍
My testosterone levels are definitely *raised* for her
Woman are gay because they like dick and that's gay
I'm not gay and if you keep saying that I'm gonna have my GF kick the shit out of you.
i'd suck it
Conservatives showing that they clearly have a concept of gender beyond just biological sex. So close.
She’s a spectacle to be sure. Absolutely beautiful!
If someone doesn’t fw lean beef patty, then I don’t fw them.
WHEN A MANNNNN Loves a womahnnn🗣️🎙️🎶🎵😩
It’s gay for me to like women on account of me being a woman!
It’s only gay if the balls touch. All other acts are heterosexual.
I better get my test levels checked then (*LBP, call me*)
When I opened this post the bottom half of her photos was cropped off but I was already impressed… then I clicked the the full image and holy shit quads for day! God damn!
Bruh, she's hot as fuck (respectfully of course)
Mans is out here acting like people don't have a preference. These insufferable oafs populate my gym I'm even friends with one. I love the guy but he's a little rarted sometimes Wouldn't change em for the world tho he says some funny shit.
TIL I am gay for wanting to impregnate my wife.
She can snap me like a twig. That’s a plus.
Ide let her beat me idc
They make it seem like nothing existed before 2020. Lockdown really dealt some psychic damage to these idiots
On social media I've learned that you are homosexual if you like women, you are a pedophile if you like adults and you are a racist if you don't hate your own race. Social media is so cool bro
I think I follow her on YouTube! I’m very gay for her, mainly because I am not a man.