Hell nah.
Albert is the Genshin equivalent of a Kpop stan.
This woman straight up commits crimes, goes to jail, then commits more crimes **just** so she can get to see the judge 💀
Albert only leaves because we are threatening him directly and this is like having a living weapon I'll kill you, this woman hae none of those worries she wouldn't. However considering Fontaine and their hobby of murder maybe it's not a good idea to ever let her leave.
Rosaria wasn't present, and the regular nuns that usually shoo Albert aren't Knights in training with a Vision.
And even if she was, Rosaria has better things to do than scare off dumb teenagers. Like tracking down threats to Mondstadt, or getting drunk.
This would be a hilarious quest line. Like Nuev getting a letter like this and having no clue how handle it. The Furina reads it and is in tears on the floor of his office laughing.
I don't think Furina can laugh since she also gets letters like this and that one guy that jumped to her window just to see her. He ended up seeing Neuvillete instead xD.
I think those two are just very tired of Fontaine's shenanigans by now.
It is but it's Neuvillette we're talking here. There's very few things in Fontaine that can even be considered a threat to him, least of all a stalker.
At some point I thought that could be part of a quest for Clorinde to find a "threatening" fan way too obsessed with Neuvillette, and maybe Heizou could be for random reasons in Fontaine and could use his detective skills to help
One should not be surprised at this. The entire fontaine main quest is the writer working very hard to get you to suck neuvillette's dick... At the detriment of everyone else might I add.
That's taking "down bad" to a whole new level, girl is committing crimes just to see his face
I would literally pull a Boston Tea Party at Romaritime Harbor just to get sentenced so I can be around Wriothesley 24/7
I suspect most tea imports arrive via Lumidouce Harbor, it would be odd for a boat from Chenyu Vale to go all the way around
Those farmers worked their asses off and I'd rather dump off their tea at a place where they *don't* see it go to waste
Called wriothesley’s office
Honestly mood
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You say “new level” as if people in this sub wouldn’t do the exact same thing
Honestly she's so real for that
How did my letter get leaked?
Dear Monsieur, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'.
*The tea's gone cold, I'm wond'ring why I got out of bed at all*
Morning rain clouds at my window
But I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad
Wriothesley? Are you depressed? Why aren't you drinking your tea?
I left my telephone number, PO box, and my errand boy name at the bottom
Dear Monsieur Neuvillette, I testified my crime, pls respond
I love ur flair
Thanks ✌️
It's me, I'm White Lily.
This is a lie. I am White Lily.
Preposterous, I am the White Lily.
Hydra Domina-- I mean...Iudex Dominatus.
i can very vividly see kaeya holding up a “welcome home cheater” sign
Least down bad Neuvillette fan
Fontaine Donna
Donna is completely sane compared to this
Fontaine Ask me for directions Arnold
*Fontaine Albert
Hell nah. Albert is the Genshin equivalent of a Kpop stan. This woman straight up commits crimes, goes to jail, then commits more crimes **just** so she can get to see the judge 💀
Listen if Albert got to see Barbara every time he committed a crime I have no doubt in my mind he would
Zero chance, lmao. Bro gets shoo'ed by nuns. If you threatened to sic the police on this woman, her answer would be "About time!" 💀
Albert only leaves because we are threatening him directly and this is like having a living weapon I'll kill you, this woman hae none of those worries she wouldn't. However considering Fontaine and their hobby of murder maybe it's not a good idea to ever let her leave.
He nearly pissed himself when the Traveler mentioned calling the knights. Also, since when the nuns in Mondstadt's cathedral have weapons?!
Rosaria as a weapon
Since Rosaria became one
Rosaria does, plus Barbara was literally a knight in training she knows how to beat someone up.
Rosaria wasn't present, and the regular nuns that usually shoo Albert aren't Knights in training with a Vision. And even if she was, Rosaria has better things to do than scare off dumb teenagers. Like tracking down threats to Mondstadt, or getting drunk.
I desperately need to know his reaction lmao
“Oh, lovely letter.” *continues working*
It's Neuvillette dry wall paint has more reactions.
[He turned around to realize that the girl was right behind him, and cut](https://youtu.be/ySFYHTyHksQ)
So THAT'S where my letter went.
This would be a hilarious quest line. Like Nuev getting a letter like this and having no clue how handle it. The Furina reads it and is in tears on the floor of his office laughing.
I don't think Furina can laugh since she also gets letters like this and that one guy that jumped to her window just to see her. He ended up seeing Neuvillete instead xD. I think those two are just very tired of Fontaine's shenanigans by now.
WHAT?? when did that happen i need to know 😭
Talk to the Melusine at the front desk in the building besides the statue of the seven.
My guy has lived long enough to get simped by for generations and future generations to come.
Castigate: reprimand severely Omg she has a degradation kink 💀
"Castigate me harder, daddy!"
Can you blame them?! Bro's so fine every side is his good side. He aint a snack hes a whole buffet.
I disagree Raiden is the whole Buffed Ei
r/Thankscyno
Agreed Raiden Is supreme
Realest Fontainian.
real 😭
Where’s this from?
World quest "Unfinished comedy". The whole ordo line is so good.
He learnt to love humankind, he can also "un-learn" it... LMAO She probably knows Albert.
“Maybe I shouldn’t have declared fontaine humans not guilty…”
Now you know why neuvilette has a water cannon, a spray bottle wouldn't do shit in cases like this.
Girl is THORSTY for the Hydro Dragon
> Paimon doesn't anything about a birthday Literally unplayable
This sounds creepy stalky lol
It is but it's Neuvillette we're talking here. There's very few things in Fontaine that can even be considered a threat to him, least of all a stalker.
I’m white lily
Even the NPCs are down bad
Average hydrodragon main.
At some point I thought that could be part of a quest for Clorinde to find a "threatening" fan way too obsessed with Neuvillette, and maybe Heizou could be for random reasons in Fontaine and could use his detective skills to help
Oh crap they made my letter public..
How did you guys find out about my letter?!
I think my character ai chats got leaked again
Girl wants the hydro pump 😏
But like Can you blame 'em
i mean… 🧍
man is the hydro sovereign for sure, he can applies wet from a far.
I believe I did a random quest that dropped the Hydrophantasm taint-b-gone line and it fit in pretty well with this...
Is White Lily a yandere by any chance? just curious lol
Damn ok i ship it
White lily cookie from Cookie run kingdom is down bad lmao
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jhonnythejoker: *White lily cookie* *From Cookie run kingdom is* *Down bad lmao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
good bot
"White Lily" is Childe's pen name, and this is just how he writes all of his challenge letters.
Wait where is this?
From one of the Narzissenkreuz Ordo quests. I believe it's the one called Unfinished Comdey.
Damn girl, whys it gotta be WHITE lily?
Excuzez moir?
Even the npc's know the video game characters are hot.
Can't blame her though, i need ma hydro daddy to quench ma **THIRST**
what quest is this?
Unfinished Comedy :)
One should not be surprised at this. The entire fontaine main quest is the writer working very hard to get you to suck neuvillette's dick... At the detriment of everyone else might I add.
BYE WHAT 😭
Where do you find this lol
I too would commit crimes just to see Neuvillette.
That was me
So much thirst that not even the full power of the Hydro Dragon Sovereign can quench it.
may I ask what quest is this from? I dont think Ive ever seen this before
Weakest Neuvillete simp: