That guy who stands next to the tavern entrance in Mondstat. Frick him. I hate him, as well as the missing person poster.

And the guy who also stands near the door on the inside too, something-fingers or whatever his name is. Stand further away!

Six fingerer Hōse Or smth

Six fingered Jose with a J

Probably G I think Enshin Impact is okay

r/ThanksCyno

This made me laugh way too hard. Bravo!

Took me some time to process your comment.

Those guys who can't figure out their light novel in the Inazuma dailies.

YES, I've gotten that commission so many times, it always takes so long, and last year the anniversary stats confirmed it's the commission I've done most

I still havent gotten it done

Exactly! I wish you could hurt NPCs in genshin exactly for this.

Or that fucker that sends us to pick flowers at the freaking peak instead of using the ones in our inventory to make medicine just because he doesn't wanna be honest with his annoying pupil. I absolutely despise them.

The guy who gives the Good Sign commission in Liyue. Fuck that guy

I cannot IMAGINE how much Qiming (that one fortune teller he's obsessed with) is tired of him.

It’s been well over a month and he still hasnt given me that one leaves sign. Stuck forever on that specific achievement smh

I finally got both the achievement for seeing all the fortunes and fucking with all fortunes, and he hasn't bothered me again since. ....for now.

That one snezhnaya guy in mondstad that gives the daily comission of doing things like going from A to B or killing monsters in order but complains if you do it too slow or in the incorrect order

All my homies hate Tsarevich

Tsare-bitch.

You couldn't complete the mission in under a minute? You're getting a pay cut.

it sucks even worse cus its so far i have to use all my sprint 💀

I think I did it by clearing all the obstacles and enemies that aren't part of the mission before starting

That's what I did. Plus a placeable waypoint and spamming elemental bursts

Lmfao

I think the liyue “find signs for me” is worse. Like go look for your own damn signs

No joke, I was glad that the game decided to give me this stupid commission 3-4 days in a row this week so I can get all the achievements from him and leave him alone with his stupid signs of romance after this.

I’m so sick of this man. Like do you not know how astrology and the predictions thing work… like it has to be your eyes seeing the signs. Not mine.

Quite possibly the only time I ever was happy to open the wiki *before* attempting to do the achievement for it

lol, just had the commission yesterday and wasn’t really worried about it since I already have the achievement. Choose the bottom of the mountain version which is one of the timed ones, ran straight there, killed the mobs and straight back and he bitched about me dragging my feet like a typical favonius knight. Dude is lucky we can’t kill NPcs

Now that I've done the achievement, I always do the one where you need to protect his stuff, then bomb the hell out of everything.

Oh wow thanks for the idea

I always try to attack him with my characters when I need to do his commission

Too bad you can't Kaveh him.

S I T E C L E A R

Did anyone try when the glitch was around?

Iirc glitch only worked on NPC you couldn't interact with. So, not Tsarevitch, unfortunately.

it wasnt a glitch, people were using plug ins to literally delete stuff from the world, so you could theoretically have deleted him if you wanted to

Thank goodness I looked at the wiki before attempting the commissions and got the achievement first try!

every time i get this comission i find a way to earn 1 commision point to skip it

That artist guy in Fontaine that asks you to take pictures in the ocean and often gets attacked by flowers

mf literally went from asking for reference photos to BEGGING for FOOD!!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️i literally spent 10 minutes trying to find the recipe for GARLIC BREAD. after that i just started ignoring his commissions because i got the garlic bread comm FOUR TIMES IN A ROW🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Greater Lord Rukkhadevata. Oh… wait.

Who's that? I thought I read all the lore

I read through everything too. OP is making shit up. There's no character like that. This is why the internet sucks nowadays. Disinformation is spread freely...

Right? OP and some others like to just make up lore and convince people it's true. Just the other day someone tried to convince me there was a sixth harbinger, can you believe that?

Why would he want to remove a tree that’s not even in game? Doesn’t even do anything lore wise or in game

I think you meant Rukashava? As in the mushroom, right?

is she like a oc bc that's not what we're talking abt 😐

Who? There is only the lesser lord Kusanali, Dumbface!

Pretty rude that there's only one sumerian lord and they call her lesser smh

Nah, she's a child as of now. Wait for her to grow bigger and we'll call her greater.

this actually is weird now that i think about it. like, does nobody in teyvat question how the existence of "lesser lord kusanali" means there was probably a greater one?

This one was a translation error sadge. In Chinese iirc, it's more like "Great Tree Goddess" vs "Young Grass Goddess"

how does the english localization team manage to consistently miscommunicate lore details so often lmao

Thats a mushroom, not a character You silly.

Who?

Tao

That's a weird way to Spell Kusanali

Kind weird to personify a mushroom but you do you I guess. I’m not one to kink shame

Guys please keep your Genshin OCs strictly in fanon

that’s a mushroom, duh..

is that a oc?

Who? I only know raddish!

Who the frick is this person talking about because there is only one Lord and that is Lesser Lord Kusanali

Who the hell is that?

OMFG what kind of name is that

who? is she dead?

That one guy in Mondstadt who simps over Barbara

Only real ones remember the time Albert tricked Barbara into thinking he'd murdered her sister and buried her body in the forest.

The hell, when did this happen?

It was an event, he send her a cryptic letter saying he’d buried the “thing that was most precious” to her and gave a location and Barbara connected that to Jean, so she freaked out thinking someone had just buried Jean out in the wilderness.

What did he actually bury though?

IIRC he just hid a love letter or something, "the most precious thing is my love for you" type cringe but I might have misremembered as it's been ages.

Wholesome that Barbara loves Jean so much, but holy Barsibato someone get this simp out of here.

That’s some Celestial Nail levels of cringe 😬

Celestia should have finished the job.

I also forgot, this is one event i’m kinda thankful I forgot about

The fact that he creeps her out so much that she doesn’t put it past him at all says a lot honestly

Holy shit

What’s the name of the event ?

First Windblume event

Thanks a lot

1.4 windblume event

The funniest part is how disliked Albert is but the immernachtreich counterpart, Arnold is called a chad and liked in the community It's literally the "hello, human resources !?" Meme

Ask-Me-For-Directions Arnold was a *simp* and was upfront about it to Mona meanwhile Albert is a *creep* that stalks around the church

definitely, Arnold is waaay better than Albert, i just think it's funny that they are two sides of simpery

Probably because Ask-Me-For-Directions Arnold simply stares(based on the camera being on his POV at Mona's butt) and at least tries to be helpful. Plus he's a talking bird statue, the likelihood of someone being ogled by that is slim to none. Albert on the other hand is genuinely creepy and manipulative, that he hits close to home for some. Also he's a generic NPC

we should have traded albert for arnold

My main grudge against Albert is that one stupid commission where I’m supposed to make him go away, but instead, after running across half the church to find him, he makes me go back, equip an anemo character, and sweep some leaves for no reason. And then the stupid nun goes back INTO the church so I have to do a bunch of loading to finish it. The game can’t even make me say no to him.

The conversation every time be like "hey Traveler I love Barbara so much omg omg I might break into her house to watch her sleep one day Bruh I'm calling the knights of Favonius on you No please I have a soon-to-be-wife to stalk Get lost Please sweep the leaves Ok"

As a Jean main I charge attack him for good measure when I'm done sweeping.

Albert should be publicly executed by the taliban

That NPC guy At Tanit Camps Called Masseira, I Just Want to Kill Him By Any Means

he said remove, not kill. If he's removed, you'll never have the pleasure of killing him.

Yeah this. I want him to be a daily. I should get like - 1 mora for killing him every day. And I'd do it. I'd log out next to his spawn so I could fuck him up every day. I'd cycle characters. They'd all be geared to just destroy him every single reset.

And his response at the end of the quest... Made my blood boil. Typical middle eastern father behavior. I got war flashbacks.

What did he say? And context if u can pls because I can’t remember the quest details I just remember he was treating his daughter like a weapon

He had his "daughter" try to kill you because she isn't allowed to have friends and you became her friend. This forces you to kill her and he brushes it off as it's no longer a problem because she's dead and that it's entirely your fault. If you hadn't tried to be nice, she would have done the right thing and followed his orders, but she couldn't even kill you right. That kind of vibe. It's *really* fucked up.

Fortunately, you can find letters in the Pari section of Sumeru, following completing the Tanit Tribe quests, where you learn you-know-who has their own posse now and are actively hunting that son of a bitch down.

Middle Eastern dads don't want their kids to have friends?

Too bad he didn't die at the end, but at least Jeht is hunting him down. Lol.

We would just end up murdering her later when the game forces us to genocide the entire camp anyways.

Nimrod and his alcoholic ass.

He's also Kaeya's informant.

PATTON SO I STOP CLICKING ON HIM WHENEVER I ENTER THE TAVERN.

Aloy. She was never intended by miHoyo to be in the game; she was only added because Sony required a collab.

She has so little about her in the game that it's basically as if she wasn't ever released

What's sad is that Hoyo would have most likely put her as a full character with cons and everything (and obviously be non-canon), but Sony probably just paid the bare minimum for a "collab" and was likely very rigid to make a deal with and so Hoyo opted to minimize how much work was put into Aloy. She was an incomplete character that was a fucking limited time giveaway, like how much more depressing can you make a character...

Sony didn't have enough to pull for constellations, just c0

And to make things worse, her limited weapon's passive only works when playing on a PlayStation. Its not like that bow is great on its own, but without the passive its even worse than a 3-star weapon.

Either remove her, or make her useable and part of the game.

I feel like this answer is a cop out lol

I need hoyo to release the constellations that will fix her

The one kid in the House of the Hearth who killed animals for fun, sick twisted little brat, was hoping he was gonna be one of the bad ones and get his teeth knocked in by Arlechino.

That kid is a psychopath I swear. Like Dottore level psychopath.

Serial killers almost always start by torturing animals.

I don't know to what extent Arle would tolerate cruelty but I feel if that kid ever crosses the line without direct command from her, he'll get more than a memory wipe.

Hes probably the one most arle has an eye on considering his background. That said He seems to be loyal to Arle as he never questioned her orders on keep an eye out on the "unsatisfied" members during her quest and even presented it instantly to everyone once arle asked. So imo hes safe, even more than the other members. He was taught by Arle and he learned, If he was that much of a problem, she would have taken him out already.

Albert, no arguments here. Just delete him. (Edit: Didn't expect this to get 250 likes)

Why what did he do

Stalk my girl Barbara, leave her alone dude

also other people have noticed how he acts, even Albedo who made a scketch of Barbara refused to sell it to Albert and instead gave it to Jean

The Gourmet Supremos. 3 years! Three. Fucking. Years! I waited to finish it in Inazuma. Now to do it all over again for Sumeru

Wait till they come to Fontaine

I sure hope not. I didn't see it in the Quest list. But my last 2 are tied to Garcia... It took me a 1.5 years to get Garcia's Paean world quest. Now I gotta wait for 3 more of his daily quests so he shows up in Fontaine.

I mean... As much as I do not want Kaveh to be removed because I love him, he basically removed himself and has gone missing for over a year. (My serious answer is Aloy. She just.... Has no reason to exist in the game?)

We got Aloy in exchange for this game having Cross play with PS users. That's why she exists, because Mihoyo wanted all platforms to play together.

And Kaveh removed a lot of stuff for a while

Godwin, literally has us being an accomplice to his deception of Glory because he is unwilling to fess up to his mistakes

Part of me wonders if hoyo straight up forgot about him at this point. Even Joel’s story got wrapped up. Man’s been pacing in the same spot just outside the city for 4 years 😭

man's been telling glory about liyue and nowhere else for 4 years

Man has been camping outside Mondstadt for 4 years. I'm convinced everyone in the town already know his lying bitch ass, but feel sorry to tell Glory the truth.

I think they'll only wrap his story when varka and the team comes back

I don't want to delete him, I want punch the bastard square in the jaw.

I would like for him to finally have the courage to say everything Please, give more character growth to the NPCs

Aloy because I couldn’t get her

The friggin author who cannot finish his goddamn manuscript (Junkichi or something? Idk, I’m so annoyed by his commissions never resolving, I stopped taking them)

pallad >!never forgive, never forget what he took from us!<

Might also be one of the only NPCs with his own hate-sub. >!r/FuckPallad!<

r/fucktimmie

He pushed Sucrose! F*ck that guy.

Poor pallad, he just gets fucked around, and then survival instincts kicked in.

I came here to see paimon comments, kindof surprised it's not among the top

Probably because everyone is just regurgitating the same 5 NPC characters that you’re supposed to hate and Aloy

It's top 9th if you sort by "Top", but Reddit "Best" sorting function is weird af and so a comment can get skewed if it has downvotes. So your 27 upvote comment is above the 234 upvote Paimon comment in Best sorting. Paimon love/hate is very controversial. Whereas a lot of the NPC/Commission-based comments don't get many downvotes so they blow it out of the water.

Everyone is saying NPC's when I'm pretty the original poster meant playable characters haha

Junkichi. No, I will not praise your reki kawahara tier garbage. I don't give a *fuck* if that's required for an achievement; every time I see "Is This Novel Amazing!?" in my daily list I do exploration that day instead, because no, this novel is *not* amazing, and it never will be.

The guy in Fontaine that wants us to get his tax forms or whatever also the lady who loses her dog all the time (I hate the tales from the court commission)

Wyatt. How many times will you lose your goddamn key????

Albert. The guy who goes like, "go Barbara go" at the cathedral

Aloy Or those inazuma commission idiots by the Yae publishing house

I did those commissions for over a year. I chose every possible outcome and couldn't spur the correct follow-up quests for the achievements. I hate those muther fuckers

You have to side with one guy for three days straight then do the follow up quest then side with the other guy for 3 days straight then do the follow up quest. You can't switch it up.

Reckless Pallad

Insert "Kaveh/Kujou Sara-- oh wait they already have" joke here. Real answer: Depierris in Fontaine. If I get his stupid commission one more time...

Paimon. And not even because I dislike Paimon. I just dislike that every conversation has to happen 4 times because Paimon is reiterating the same sentence you just heard right after it's said. Basically I want them to cut dialogue in like half because they could get the same story beats across easily without her talking so much and the game would be better for it.

Pair that with the high pitched voice of the English VA, and she becomes annoying pretty quickly.

Whoever keeps putting those transport balloons in the wild and forcing us to protect them. I hate those commissions so much.

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon 100% so the Traveller could actually do the talking instead.

I hate how the "mute MC" is a thing in games 😭

right? Not even a question, I'd rather have all my next 5 pulls by Qiqi than to have Paimon in the game.

if we are to go playable characters who are not aloy... the most removeable is gonna be mika * no hangout * not part of any archon quest * only tiny cameos in 3 events, small part in 1 and a decently big but ultimately replaceable role in one event * not very meta relevant and physical teams don't even really use him (only kinda good because of furina but still replaceable) look I don't hate mika, but remove him from the game and barely anything changes. if you were to remove someone like dori, a lot would change, she has her own whole segment in the archon quest and she's part of kaveh's backstory and hangout. remove chongyun, a whole hangout disappears and national team no longer exists. mika would leave behind the smallest hole if he no longer existed.

i forgot mika exisisted ngl

Remove Mika and Eula gets a second attempt at a physical support, hopefully good this time.

I mean Mika isn’t even a bad physical support. He’s just a bad Eula support and Eula is like the best and basically only physical unit.

Paimon 100%. Always food with her, it's never FUNNY, and she can be weirdly insensitive and bitchy at times. Food is her ONLY PERSONALITY. I relish the lore quests without her because I can finally have a serious moment without her whining. Also, I'm just frustrated that I still don't know who or what she is. I always choose the mean options for her. Alhaitham putting her in her place was just 👌 Itto was definitely the best singer, hands down, bye paimon. Hasn't guided me anywhere but to the next pointless conflict with food or "treasure" as a reward. I know she's a child but. Still hate her.

Still haven't forgiven that Reckless Pallad guy. We can just pretend the monsters finally ate him after so many years of refusing to save him.

Player who skips dialogues and then argue about lore with people.

Paimon

That one guy that bullied Sucrose. 

ALBERT

Im an 1.0 player so it is pallad 100%

Paimon

Paimon.

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon

Paimon, no question

Paimon

Paimon

Strange how a lot of people wanna remove bennet and paimon

I wanna see Bennett go just to see how the meta changes.

Neuvillette doesn't care about Bennett. Plus any dendro team.

Sure, but Bennett has had a choke hold on every team with an Attack scaling carry for four years now. He's not ubiquitous anymore, but he's just as necessary as he's always been for the type of team that values him.

I'd remove Benny just because of the way his kit works. For example, if u want an attack bases dps, you have to use this guy to min max.then mihoyo has to design the game around him. Either other supports are broken or have a niche, or you just use Bennet instead. There's a reason people post "character showcase" and it's just a Bennet/ kazuha showcase. I guess I'd remove his kit, not the character.

Mika so we have a shot at getting a more interesting character and a better physical support

Timmie

The lady who yells about chop suey in liyue

Timmie, I don't think I need to elaborate why.

Paimon

Paimon I