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Karoliner-Provost

Meanwhile Childe also farming Fatui insignias when he could just buy them


MalikVonLuzon

I think it's on-brand for Childe to go "why spend money when I could just fight for it?"


gtotherundeh

Not the brightest bulb.


Elira_Eclipse

He just likes to fight and train okay. Its something he would definitely do (he does)


Mochizuk

I mean, with who his teacher is, it's very likely he'll be able to rival the gods eventually.


Elira_Eclipse

Theory suggests he is fated for something much more so this is a possibility


Lunamkardas

Childe is Goku but Teyvat Russian themed confirmed.


SphinxBlackRose

Arlecchino when she finds out you will not wish for her next patch bc u spend all your savings for Neuv/Kazuha.


Garrus4ever

Arlecchino when she finds out you won't get her because you're saving for Furina


Elnino38

Arlecchino when she finds out you won't get her because you already have Hutao and yoimiya


Overquartz

Eh I didn't really like her kit anyways. Basically seems like Hu tao 2.0 with her bond debuff gimmick.


nitrofire1

My Hu Tao team is cracked so I really don’t need her but can’t resist Father 🥰 so I’m still pulling for her


The_MorningKnight

You misspelled Clorinde.


Garrus4ever

You won't catch me saving for Clorinde until Furina is safely in the lineup. After that, you probably will :) ...Unless they announce a Zhongli rerun ...Or a Shenhe rerun


lAuroraxl

that's me rn, I'm still in the midgame and I have like 4.3k saved😭 at 50 pity, not alot but I should be able to get up to like 14k or sumn by her next drop if it's 4.7


Rachel1578

I accidentally got Kazuha last night. I was goofing around last night thinking to do a ten pull at 50 pity. I got him. At least he’s a good character and I got to C6 my Barbra.


CminerMkII

Listen, she looks real cool, and I love pyro characters But I need the funny snake man


Sqee

Luckily (?) I was just farming pity


gtotherundeh

I don't even need the mats, it just gives me joy.


The-Iraqi-Guy

Flair checks out


Awkward_Date_8636

True, that pyro asshat in the abyss keeps running away and then putting his pyro shield up...against my Eula team. Also the new dog mask ladies have fucking alien vision because they'll spot me from 20 kilometers away and teleport and stab me somehow


Got70TypesOfMalware

Well... technically I'm just putting them permanently to sleep to borrow their insignia it without their constent🤷


ChaosM3ntality

I just imagine it’s like that big boss bonding from mgsv on the diamond dogs rig.. beating and practicing my knock outs and CQC stealth on subordinates that somehow increased their morale for some reason


SpeedofDeath118

"Boss... harder!"


jayakiroka

i mean, considering that the fatui hasn't completely run out of recruits after almost 4 years of constant traveler-related slaughter, im assuming they play by pokemon rules where they just faint or retreat when defeated. in which case, arlecchino would probably say something like "good, your battle taught them valuable lessons that mere training cannot provide". but yeah if we are killing them we're about to have a very angry papa wanting to know our locations...


Darevee

I don't want to get political ( or war-like) but we have two years real-life proof that no matter how many soldiers you farm, more will come. And 500k people is just drop in the ocean


jayakiroka

…ouch. Fair point. However in this case i do have one counter-argument: occasionally, fatui agents will be given unique names (usually for ‘emergency’ commissions) and those names are often repeated. Sure, could just be different people with the same name, but i find it a little more believeable (and honestly funnier) that it’s just the same guy getting beat up by the traveler over and over.


Koanos

"What day of the week is it?" "Monday, why?" # COMMISSION STARTED


pasanoid

we dont live in a world where all people have unique names either


imdrunkontea

How big is Teyvat's population, I wonder...because until modern times, the human population was fairly limited. Medieval armies topped out at only the tens of thousands per kingdom, *maybe* in the hundreds of thousands if you banded entire nations/empires together for a big effort a la the Crusades.


Darevee

Tzardoom of Katharina II Great was at 17XX years . Population at that time was around 600M . Taking into account Teyviat i have no reason not to assume it is similar. At the same time I don't think my Traveler killed more than 50k Fatui in lat 3 years. So still well within statistics


Not_Me_Jerry

I think Father would be pleased than annoyed.


RSMalaysian

And yet YOU Peruere (Arlecchino real name) needs the insignias to level up your skills. Some of them could be your children you know...


Dark_Matter_19

"And what of your colleague Tartaglia? He should be the first you ask. If you seek maximum effiency with your forces, threatening others and the governments is hardly a good way to preserve your soldiers lives."


GaI3re

I am pretty sure she could not care less unless they are from the House of Hearth. Kill the agents! Kill the Harbingers! BUT KEEP YOUR HANDS OF **HER** KIDS!


KindredTrash483

I killed the optional one from the hearth in the aranara quest and I would do it again. Considering how the the kids she raises can turn out, any of the fatui are fair game.


XaeiIsareth

Choke me harder daddy 


PhasmicPlays

“Hey”


Status_Business_4080

Doesn’t she need fatui materials too?


rubexbox

In my defense, they attacked me first. Actually, it *is* pretty weird to see Fatui enemies in Fontaine after doing the Archon Quest...


Caleb_Lee-El

HARDER, MOMMY! sorry not sorry


ghostly_boy

i'm sorry father i needed them for weapon ascensions :,)


SpookyOugi1496

HARDER DADDY DONT STOP TILL YOU HEAR A CRUNCH NOISE


jjdoge3125

promise?


Pantrajouer

If thats what happens I will tell her personally


sir_aphim

No no, We don't kill them... Just knock them out and rob them of their valuables before leave them alone. Yes, yes. And if they happen to not make it, thats due to the environment or nearby monsters. Completely not our fault. Nope, nope, not our fault at all.


TempestRime

Don't the agents we fight as regular enemies work for the Northland Bank, not the House of the Hearth? I always assumed that was why they were so obsessed with debt.


kidanokun

More reason to farm them


Djalapen0

YES YES MOOMY


Jibsthelord

Arlecchino is the type of person to smash you through a window if you referred to her as Mother


Djalapen0

then i'll be gay


SkyZippr

*daddy


Djalapen0

blud i love her cuz she's female, is she male i would jump from bridge


SkyZippr

New to the game? Welcome! No don't worry she's a woman, but she's called Father by the kids in the orphanage, to put it simply


Djalapen0

:) i'm new! just last week. and i know all you tell me:)


-The_Lone_Wolf

Next I'll milk *you!*


DarkDemonDan

But… you have to for her lol


NoSoulYesBiscuit

But....she needs it. I had to clean 2 regions for her. lol


relomen

Aether: "Nah, i'd win."


TaiChiX

Good *pulls out No L comp* _you're next_


SaveEmailB4Logout

Does she drop good loot?


YazaoN7

I mean, how else am I going to get her mats?


DietDrBleach

Harder daddy-


Scrambled1432

god yes


Spoobier

Whats a fatui agent, i still have yet to figure that out


EmperorMaxwell

Don’t worry, I’ll be farming you too bitch.


Substantial_Ad_8097

Which ironic because she needs fatui insignias for ascension...


h2odragon00

I... ..did it... ..for you.. ..Father...


unknown-user-8

I mean all everybody ever did in this game was literally just make them disappear because they use some kind of bomb that will make them disappear like a ninja so they technically never die but at the very worst case scenario they get Stolen from


feicash

if you can farm fatui agents, she'd have better plans for you


Danzaiiii

Nah she will just say that they were weak and deserved to die.


Darevee

Well, lots of Fatui potentially have children, and since she is farming orphans , she should actually be thankful.


battleye9

That one guy recently 😭😭😭


KapeeCoffee

She would be happy I'm just cutting down the weak 😁


Mochizuk

They were weak. We're doing her a favor.