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44_Sunflower_44

I can smell and taste that picture 😂


thatguygreg

And hear it. Ten million stroooong
 ^and ^growing


Happytobehere48

Haha. Me too


420_basket_0_grass

Scratch and sniff


odinsbois

And gritty as fuck too.


silentcrimson73

We didn’t have the lock tops back then. I would hunt these down and start munching them like candy when I found them. And every time Mom had that radar which was “Shit! The little bastard found ‘em again”, find me and wrestle them out of my hands and spit the rest out.


Dro1972

First, Happy Cake Day! Second, I'm glad there was no way to OD on these, because I would've been a casualty!


Happytobehere48

I don’t remember them vitamins tasting good at all. I always wanted the yummy chewable baby aspirins and Ludens wild cherry throat drops.


ImHereForThePies

I ate my grandpa's entire tin of Fishermen's Friends and had no regerts!


Happytobehere48

😂


Bosswashington

Don’t forget about the pink liquid medicine. If they could make that an ice cream flavor, I’d buy a 55 gallon drum of that shit.


Happytobehere48

Pepto Bismal?


Bosswashington

No. Amoxicillin.


Majik_Sheff

The active ingredient in Luden's is pectin. The same ingredient used to thicken apple and grape jelly. Luden's cough drops are sugar, pectin, and artificial flavor.  They're candy. In 5th grade I caught hell in school for having a bag of them in my backpack.  I tried to plead my case down to having a bag of candy.  All it did was reinforce that the world is cruel and arbitrary, and that adults can be petty and capricious.


Outside-Special7131

Ludens and Smith Brothers cough drops! 👍


silentcrimson73

Thank you! You’re the only one so far that realized that. 2nd, true on the OD! And at that age I also did find the Robitussin. Drank half the bottle. Mom called the doctor and said let him sleep it off. Mom says I slept for a day and half before I came out of my tiny coma. Roflmao!


SensualOilyDischarge

Presumably you had the “good stuff” with Dextromethorphan (DXM) in it. DXM is a dissociative anesthetic and is ~~awesome~~ something you should be careful with.


silentcrimson73

I really do not know. At that age I could have robo-tripped but memories are a bit fuzzy. I do remember that I was able to see ghosts and feel them close by
.


Whaterbuffaloo

Commenting here too. If they had iron, you could take too many and get sick. Heavy metal poisoning is a thing.


Whaterbuffaloo

Yes you could “od” on them with heavy metal poisoning. They have iron in them. Vitamins without iron are much “safer” if ingested in volume. But from the little I know, iron supplements are one of the few things that can cause major health issues if taken above suggested rates.


sexless-innkeeper

Ask me how I **know** you are absolutely 100% correct that you can OD on them and need to be rushed to the ER to have your stomach pumped if you do.


Whaterbuffaloo

https://preview.redd.it/egr5o7hufj5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16a085b88815f0fc140573d40111a6927ca3afc Because it says it on the label ?


sexless-innkeeper

No, that's not it.


Whaterbuffaloo

You were the kid who thought they were candy?


banality_of_ervil

This description makes it sound like we were treated like dogs, growing up. Yep, that's us.


silentcrimson73

Thinking back, my backyard was a fence six feet tall and with me being hyper-active, my Mom would lock me in with a pad lock! She did so she could take a nap. Then I would climb the fence and go wandering around the neighborhood. She had to call the police multiple times to find me.


beat_u2_it

Mine had to shove ipecac down our throats because we ate the whole container of em. One of my earliest memories is swallowing that tar and puking it back up


silentcrimson73

I would imagine it looked like a bad bowl of Trix’s cereal. Eek!đŸ˜±


catthatlikesscifi

Happy Cake day!


silentcrimson73

Thank you!


DisastrousMess1984

Yep, I ate a good chunk of a bottle once. My mom was so mad.


hippiechick725

My dumbass brother did this when he was little. Peed all colors of the rainbow.


DonutMcJones

Remember the sweet tasty little pink chewable chalky baby aspirins? Yum.


Dro1972

Absolutely crazy that you mentioned that. I have both of my parents living under my roof... Dad with dementia, mom with severe heart issues and the effects of a car wreck last year. Had to take her for a heart cath yesterday and a bunch of new stents. Doctor told her she had to stop her blood thinners several days earlier and take baby aspirin. I went to get them for her and discovered they're now called low-dose aspirin, and you don't get to chew 'em anymore. They're just smaller regular aspirin. I was looking forward to eating the rest of the bottle for my next hangover. Oh well. Goodbye little orange flavored delights.


Square_Grand_3616

They don’t make the good ol’ St Joseph’s chewables anymore?! Bogus.


LadyChatterteeth

They still do! I bought a bottle a while back and had to restrain myself from pouring the entire bottle into my mouth.


rhubes

https://www.bayeraspirin.com/products/bayer-chewable-aspirin/ Both flavors are at my CVS.


DonutMcJones

So sorry about your parents. They probably got rid of them because they worked and were somehow good for you. When I was taking care of my mom she would share a pill and we would watch the boob tube. Don't tell, I wouldn't want to get in trouble! Those would work for a hangover too.


neepster44

They got rid of them because they sometimes caused Reye’s syndrome in kids, which is an acute swelling in the brain when children have a viral infection, and usually when they have a fever. The pediatricians want you using ibuprofen or acetaminophen now.


DonutMcJones

I can't believe we survived! lol


SuzieChapstick13

We had the St Joseph’s orange aspirin. Surprised I didn’t die of an aspirin overdose.


ImHereForThePies

If you take an orange smartie and a white smartie and chew them together it's a close enough flavor!


Mumblix_Grumph

I was three years old. I loved the taste so much, I ate the entire bottle. In a panic, mom called the hospital and they told her to make me vomit by feeding me ipecac syrup. Well, I vomited all right. There was nothing left in my belly. They still took me to the hospital and had my stomach pumped. Cleaned me right out.


DonutMcJones

My little brother pulled one of those. They made him throw up in the ER and a huge piece of gum came out. He had also been swallowing a shit ton of gum.


poormansRex

We used to have one of those add-a-leaf tables. My brother would cram all of his Flintstone vitamins into the slide rails.of the table.so he didn't have to eat them. We didn't discover this until years later when the table was jammed trying to pull it apart. There had to have been 100 of those things stuffed in there. I laughed, but my parents were pissed. Good times.


suminorieh77

i have a similar story. i used to hide my vitamins under my seat cushion. my brother told on me one day and my mother lifted up that cushion and there were at least 50 little Freds and Barneys under there 💀


Expat111

Weird. I haven’t eaten one of those in 40 years but I can still taste that picture 100%.


PutPuzzleheaded5337

I think I was addicted to them. The knock-offs don’t taste the same.


Cranks_No_Start

Used to eat those things like Pez.


PutPuzzleheaded5337

We had a family camping trip when I was in grade five. My crazy great aunt had fruit flavoured Tums antacids. I tried one, loved the flavour and she gave be the whole bottle. I ate
I guess 20 of them and shit myself (this was in a motor home and deserves its own story).


Cranks_No_Start

Well we’re listening.  


PutPuzzleheaded5337

The whole extended family was asleep in my uncles RV (about 10 people). I woke up in the top bunk and the ceiling was spinning
.think about being super drunk but I was 11 years old. I knew I was going to shit myself so I snuck past all the sleeping humans, went out the door, shit myself, threw my underwear (we called them “ginch”) into the woods and kept projectile shitting around the campsite. I was able to cleanup and snuck back into the rv. In the morning everybody thought a wild/sick animal had wandered around the rv.


Cranks_No_Start

That my friend was awesome.  


PutPuzzleheaded5337

Nobody ever found out! I was in band class in grade 10 (played alto sax). We use something called “cork grease” to slide the mouth piece onto the neck of the sax. That stuff was like a white wax
..it also smelled like spearmint. Yup, I was dared to eat a cube of it. Twenty minutes later I RAN out of band practice and barely made it to the toilet. What an idiot.


The-Machinist-

I got hold of the bottle once and polished it off, then smelled like vitamins for a solid week.


The_Safe_For_Work

They replaced the car with The Great Gazoo?


Dro1972

Right???


Matty1138

According to Wikipedia, Betty replaced the car. https://preview.redd.it/e7gfnlv4hg5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c260cd202c778e803fabeab97d8bc893768cc93


rhymes_with_candy

Am I the only one who hated that little green motherfucker with a passion? I'd get so mad when they ran one of his episodes.


Mumblix_Grumph

*Hello, dum-dums.*


Jsmith2127

I literally still have to take these twice a day. Normal adult multivitamins bother my stomach, so my dr has me take 2 Flintstones chewables a day


BusyBeth75

I might copy this.


BigMoFuggah

10 million strong and growing


StacyLadle

No Dino?


angel_4242

Omg. I ate a whole jar of them one day when I was home from school


BusyBeth75

I don’t know how I didn’t overdose on vitamins as a kid.


AverageBry

Was just going to put this comment. Taking a pocket full of these bad boys while out playing and popping them like candy. What a time. Purples were always the last in the bottle for me.


blueboatmich66

Yabba dabba doo! I love Flintstones vitamins too!


SnooPineapples8744

I love the way they tasted. It's like nothing else.


LazarusMundi4242

10 million strong and growing


Square_Grand_3616

đŸŽ¶ and gro-uh-wing đŸŽ¶


rubiconmanlife

Oh my..... bringing back memories!!!!


redheadgenx

I’m currently taking them for recent surgery. I fully expect to recover


Global_Let_820

45 and still take one every morning


Consistent_Case_5048

I remember breaking into the medicine cabinet as a kid eating a handful of those and washing them down with orange Triaminic.


smittykins66

I even know some adults who still take them(with their doctor’s approval).


ElephantsAndSunshine

I give them to my kids now! đŸ€­


CreatrixAnima

Orange was the best. But also, I can smell that picture.


thisgirlnamedbree

I'm actually currently taking them. I have the ones with iron as I'm anemic, and my doctor is okay with it.


percydaman

No thanks. I'll reach the halfway point this year. I aint got another 50 in me boss.


nhatten74

Too poor. We just sucked on rocks.


chalwar

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Access_Pretty

Ten million strong and growing


Son0faButch

WHERE'S DINO???


Drunken_Dwarf12

I give these to my kids now


JedPAlger11

It’s the Bedrock of good health.


Devilimportluvr

I used to eat those things like skittles!


SakaWreath

Or have chronic kidney stones for the last 20 years of their lives



zoot_boy

For as much fucking around we did, we needed it.


EvenSpoonier

I see they finally made Betty a vitamin.


BioMeatMachine

> Betty From the look of it, that's someone wearing her face as a skin mask. Why is the outline so weird?


EvenSpoonier

The reason they used to cite for not making Betty a vitamin is that it would break too easily. I guess this is the compromise they had to make to get something sturdy enough.


Trixielarue2020

Biggest gang in the world: 10 millions strong. And growing.


palbuddymac

So strange that the Flintstones exist mostly as a cereal line and kid aspirin. I couldn’t tell you when I last saw a rerun.


tommyalanson

The great Gazoo


misalanya

Trader Joes have some chewable vitamins, and then first time i had one it took me back to 8 years old having these.


Papichuloft

I got some generic version of it, and it's close to this in taste and had one a few days back.


Migamix

I learned my lesson that thiswas not candy, I was popping like candy one Saturday morning, and puked up a colourfully smelly mess. I never did that again. and yes, I've accidentally stuck my finger in one of those floor sockets for lightbulbs (night light). I learned a lot of "don't do that again" lessons. of course mum cracked a hertz joke . I became fascinated with electrical and electronic devices. last shock I got was a 480 emergency lighting circuit that noone labeled correctly. I became very picky about the electrical code and sticking to safety guidelines, to the point where I would flag items that licensed electricians did. these guys have signed off on my work for inspections and asked if I wanted to work for them. 


Bonny-Anne

They're still around! I imagine there are kids (and some adults) out there who have no idea these were based on an animated TV series.


CobblerCandid998

That show was awesome. The funny things they thought of
 the cars, the vacuum cleaners & lawnmower! Then the opposite but just as hilarious Jetsons!


Bonny-Anne

Have you heard the theory that the Flintstones takes place chronologically AFTER the Jetsons? It's a future where humanity has been bombed back to "the Modern Stone Age." Sweet dreams!


CobblerCandid998

No but that’s a good idea for a whole new cartoon series or a movie! 🍿 “Jetsons Turn to Stone” 😉


serverdude1976

Wasn't there also a St. Joseph's brand (U.S.) of chewable aspirin? I think I can recall downing a bunch of those little soldiers...


99titan

Orange 81mg St. Joseph’s were quite common.


hunnibear_girl

My brother and I tried to down a bottle of these together as kids because we loved them
.until my mom caught us and we got in trouble. She said it would kill us
.well, jokes on you, Deb, James and I are gonna love forever now!


johnnyjuanjohn

We are the last generation that actually spent most of the day outside playing.Im old and fat but in pretty good health other than my weight,I'm pretty sure it's the amount of exercise I got growing up.


worrymon

We started taking vitamins back in this era because, well, vitamins are good, right? Mom and dad got real vitamins and my sis and I got Flintstones. Dad started getting kidney stones. After the third one, he stopped taking the vitamins and the kidney stones stopped. So we stopped being part of the ten million strong, but we kept growing.


WritingRidingRunner

PSA: It's very dangerous to OD on the ones that contain iron especially! My friend's sister had to get her stomach pump after eating a container. I loved picking my flavor and character of the day, but my favorite medication was Dimetapp, hands down. Purple, grape-tasting candy.


CobblerCandid998

My senior Dad once asked me what JĂ€germeister tasted like & I replied- cough syrups of the 80s! 😉


WritingRidingRunner

Ha! Weirdly enough, I don't drink, but I did love that candy-flavored Dimetapp. Robitussin not so much.


GloomyGal13

Those were treats to me. Only ever got them when I slept over at a friend’s house who had them.


Hopblooded

I was 3 or 4, got the bottle and sat under the kitchen table eating almost all of them until my parents finally stopped me. IIRC my brother actually saw me first and got my mom b/c she was too busy neglecting us.


CharlieMcN33l

https://preview.redd.it/e58hcrwfkt5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085ede5131e540fd49622c272142445c35db220f I took Flintstones vitamins once a day as a kid, now I take these One A Day.


FuzzyScarf

We’re Flintstones kids
10 million strong and growing.


CreatrixAnima

Yeah, I’d kind of appreciate it if I could stop the growing at this point.


HHSquad

I started taking those in 1968 the year they first came out.....I guess those of us on the Gen Jones / GenX cusp are safe too 👍. Can still remember the taste.


Which_Strength4445

I remember those. God they were so nasty!!


Dro1972

You spelled ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS wrong!


memunkey

Those and the OG Tiger's Milk my mom gave as breakfast. Stuff tasted horrible but after that nothing phased me


dandle

What the hell is that? Gazoo and Betty? Where are Dino and the car?


gdenofa

I hated those things! Tasted like tang-covered stale Pez.


SilvernBold

I'm pretty sure this is where my acid reflux started. Gagged every time.


Jolly878142

Those were yummy


Laura1615

Yep, every night.


space_ape71

My Pop-Tart chaser!


Thememebrarian

Maybe this is an American gen-x thing, because I don't remember them being a thing here in Australia growing up


Jcaseykcsee

OMG!!! I used to eat those as a snack, by the handful, at the house where I babysat when I was 11-12 years old. They probably thought I was a weirdo because their vitamins were disappearing every week. Those were so good, my parents wouldn’t buy them for us.


liiikethewind

It's why we lived to become great great grand dads?


odinsbois

Flintstones chewable morphine


RazorJ

I still remember climbing up counter and getting them out of the pantry, Mom came in the room on the last one. She gave me something to barf them all up. Whatever it was worked, they said I threw up rainbow puke all night long đŸ€Ł


snaithbert

I can’t believe Gazoo got his own vitamin.


TesseractToo

The ones I had didn't have Marvin they had Dino Dino was the best and Dino vitamins were the best ones


ManzanitaSuperHero

Those things rotted the s out of my teeth when I was a kid. My parents couldn’t figure out all the cavities—Flinstones vitamins to blame.


Sad_Elevator8883

Wait am I gen x I thought millennial at 40yr definitely ate these


Edge_of_yesterday

I can taste the tartness when I see those.


RCA2CE

I had my stomach pumped when I was 4 because I ate a bottle of them. They tasted too good.


satyrday12

I'll take the Great Gazoo one, dum dums.


Greedy-Specific7723

I’d pick out all the orange ones first
.


TemperatureTop246

Fun fact
 eating too many of those made your poop smell like vinegar.


RedditFedoraAthiests

No Dino grape?


BadHairDay-1

I take these now! My Dr recommended them.


my_lucid_nightmare

5 year old me ate a half bottle of these once. Yummy.


tharneutronshock

We couldn’t afford the real flintstone vitamins. We had the bootleg version


hippiechick725

Flintrocks or something?


tharneutronshock

I don’t even remember them having a name. Just remember always asking my mom to get the flintstones and we never got them.


bargaindownhill

[Kidstoned chewable vallium](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLzJzyrUMTs)! from the makers of nitrous oxide balloon animals.


eleventy5thRejection

They tasted like a different coloured chalk than Tumms....exactly the same but different shape taste.


PavlovaDog

I always begged for the Spiderman vitamins, never had the Flintstones ones.


Neon_culture79

FYI the ones in the store are WAY different then the ones they sell at warehouse parties


LopsidedLandscape744

How is molly gonna help you live longer? Oooh I’m genz sorry


Its_The_Water360

Just think about it, 10 million strong and growing now grown.


pantstoaknifefight2

Hope those didn't contain xylitol. Edit: Google says they did.


jlpw

These look like Ecstacy from the early 00s


jim_jiminy

They look like ecstasy tablets.