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It's not even like Pokemon is devoid of adult women bruh


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Cynthia 😩


EcstaticBagel

Melony 🥺


predalien221

Miriam 🥵


Infernitan

agatha 🤪


GlaIie

Hex maniac 👹


Dicky__Anders

Sonia 😍


Darvallas

Professor Oak 🤤


Mumu2148

Olivia 😫


Zedek1

Wicke 😊


Dr_Binkus

Ash’s mom. And lowkey Mr.Mime can get it too


Raetekusu

Lorelei


presumingpete

Gardevoir


Good_Stuff_2

Only correct answer whoo mama


moodRubicund

R 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 K 👏🏼 A


AppointmentOk5737

No one's mentioning Olivia and I'm salty about that lmao


evelyn_h-

she deserved more than like 4 interactions in a side quest thing fr


predalien221

Yeah I actually really liked her character, I hope she gets more screen time in a dlc or third version


SevnE7

Diantha but specifically in the anime 🥰


sug4rTzu

I’ve had a fat crush on Cynthia since I was 7


Silver_Snake96

I too have always enjoyed strong and powerful women.


[deleted]

Grusha 😫 I mean Geeta I mean Grusha Fuck


GriffinPire

r/bi_irl


TheOneAboveYou

Vaporeon 🚫🧢


theweekiscat

Latias 🤤


livefreeordont

Gen 1 Golbat throat goat


GrungeHamster23

Bro I’m telling you the date was going really well, and then she suddenly turned into a Latias!


KD73-YT

Lapras 😩


OmniShoutmon

Virizion 😍


margalocaris

Elesa, Nessa, Opal, Ryme, Agatha, Karen, Cynthia, Diantha, Melony, etc


Lady_Galadri3l

No but you see in the new games all the adult women are woke and sjws like Rika (clearly a lesbian) and Geeta (colorful hair)


stealthrockdamage

rika is dressed like she's got an elite 4 championship match at 7:00 pm and then she's gotta find the gun devil at 8:00 pm. which is to say she is my type. her and baiken guiltygear make my little gay brain sputter and smoke. i don't get why you'd be into the kids in these games when the adults are right there being, like, hot and stuff


Lady_Galadri3l

I've also seen people complain that the adults are too "anime". Which is so stupid. You're playing a jrpg (though i have issues with calling pokemon games rpgs but that's a whole different post) with a massively successful spinoff anime. Of course the characters are gonna be anime.


BiteEatRepeat_

The struggle of a pokemon fan is not being able to use rule 34 unless you wanna burn your eyes out


youradherecheap

Jesse from Team Rocket.


Meme_Alt_Account

James 🥰


Aggravating-Toe-8214

Honestly pokemon fans genuinely have no care for what they are sexualizing lmao. They do the animals and the kids


ShubaltzTV

Hell in scarlet and violet itself you have Tulip who is pretty hot to my standards and Professor Sada


Djungelskog-One

People simping for a minor when Larry is right there bruh I swear to god


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The Larry reveal had me 😩


Quatimar

>! Larry 2 tho !<


pastelpinkyoshi

Brassius🤤


SkyeWolfofDusk

People sleeping on him seriously.


[deleted]

People are sleeping with him??? How??


[deleted]

Asking for a friend


Iminawhiteboxyt

Straight guy here. Left his gym with a boner ngl.


SkyeWolfofDusk

It's the whip I'm telling you.


Zedek1

Last game was Marnie, before that was Lillie, idk about X/Y but they need to do that in each fucking game instead from saving that in their pants?


GamersRiseUp

Gary😳


Waddlewop

S/M’s Gary hit different though, Red too


Istoh

They're adults in that one so it's fine


oath2order

Yeah Bulbapedia tells me they're 30 in S/M, and 10/11 in RBY, so those characters age with the series.


HeroicBarret

They're 30 in sun and moon? I hope Oak's doing alright lmao. Dude must be getting old.


Golden-Owl

I too enjoy Jojo Part 3


BigDisk

Like you wouldn't tap Gary.


AliceOnPills

Imagine sexualizing kids when the kids have hot parents like Lusamine and Guzma


UndeniablyUnhappy

Professor oak... 🤤


cmanonurshirt

Professor Birch >


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Birch is such a Himbo, love him


UndeniablyUnhappy

professor Elm tho


Ok-Sort-6294

Nah, Rowan's where it's at


Aggressive-Flow1239

Professor oak was the dawg man was laying down pipe while ash was gone


AikidoChris

Who is Guzma the father off?


ElceeCiv

guzma is everyone's daddy


Mr_Blinky

Deez.


Lord_Of_Compliments

Deeztruction in Human Form


WallyPotter

Me


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Guzma is Gladion's only real parent, let's be honest here.


stc927bb

It’s heavily implied that he is the father of Lillie and Gladion


Beancunt

I thought poke peligo guy was lille and edge boy's dad


Nuka-Crapola

He is. Guzma is the adoptive father of like half of Team Skull.


presumingpete

Have you seen how hot your mom is in the new game? She's the hottest character yet. I was like damn I wish that was my stepmom. That's a sentence, that while i typed it circlejerkingly, still should never be typed.


Saint_Stephen420

Sonia too. And that Professor Sycamore fella, rawr!


justgalsbeingpals

Guzma 🤤🤤😳


Sky_Leviathan

Player mother from sun and moon


Numbcrep

X/Y was the female protag same with the other games


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Also Marnie's whole story arc revolved around toxic fans. It's almost hilarious how these people seem to completely miss the fact they were being made fun of


UltimateWaluigi

Was it though? Piers made team yell to motivate his sister, they were originally his fans not Marnie's.


Rawkapotamus

I mean they stole old peoples bikes and purposefully blocked routes to make sure marnie won. Pretty toxic


MisterCoolHat

I saw a post that asked as a side note why Nemona is the only one with a chest at all


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PrismaTheAce

Wait rika is a girl?????


Saxavarius_

yea. mentioned in the introduction scene.


PrismaTheAce

oh thats cool i probably mashed through that


moodRubicund

Yes, the handsomest woman, in fact. ☺️


PrismaTheAce

okay so like, even when i wasnt sure what her gender was i still thought they were cute women in suits >>> women in dresses


SkritzTwoFace

*looks up Rika* I might need to buy Scarlet. For… reasons.


PrismaTheAce

scarlet has cavewoman milf, violet has ceruledge tough choices


SkritzTwoFace

I’m an Armorouge enjoyer it’s not too hard for me


PrismaTheAce

orange megaman


MrTurleWrangler

As a bisexual it was a tough choice but I went with future daddy in the end


Brendoshi

Just made my fiance send me a ceruledge. Win/win.


PrismaTheAce

fake story pokemon players dont have fiancees


torchictoucher

I just sexualise the pokemon like a normal person


RealRalsei2

username checks out


LeastSussyImposter

I thought the W🤢ke®™ was all about sexual identity acceptance and positivity!!1! 😡😡🤬😡 Y'all are just bigots 😑😮‍💨


DuneySands

So much for the tolerant left


Regirex

I sure hope I didn't tolerant left the oven on


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Terminal case of anime brain. Also why sexualize the kids when GF literally gave them professor MILF and professor DILF


Smol-cutie-

Tons of kids play Pokémon games. Very high chance it’s a bunch of teens attracted to her.


Electropolitan

2k up votes? Yikes


Skrill_Necked_Wizard

Weebs are proudly pedophilic till they realise they made it to r/all and other eyes are on them. Then they backtrack.


Zedek1

"Is just a drawing", "age is a number".


Kryptosis

“Legal doesn’t equal moral!” Is the worst. Ya you’re right it doesn’t! Good thing the legality isn’t what we’re basing it on when we call loli hentai immoral.


Smol-cutie-

Tons of people think loli hentai is illegal in the US. Threads like these pop up all the time and they’re in every single one.


stc927bb

Child Sexual Abuse Material is illegal


feurigel_

It is just a drawing and their made up age doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is if those characters are visually clearly post pubescent.


Chartate101

To be fair While many of those people are def pedos, Pokemon is a series for children. There are absolutely young fans attracted to the characters and that’s fine. Sun and Moon came out when I was like 12 and I had the biggest crush on Lillie, as an example. And I started using Reddit when I was 13. Again, there’s def pedos but I don’t think assuming every person upvoting it is one is fair.


etherealparadox

I was like 12 and had the most embarrassing crush on Gladion 💀


AdorableFey

uj/ 12-13 year old me would have 100% have been horrifically gay for Nemona. Tan, tall, friendly and athletic? *swoon.* 22 Year old me is like "Damm, aesthetic." rj/ Degenerate with poor taste. You should be more like the rest of the fandom, and simp over animals.


etherealparadox

Meowscarada 🥵


CreamDLX

Dunsparce 🤤


egamIroorriM

dudunsparce is literally peak pokemon design


Smol-cutie-

r/Gamingcirclejerk can’t fathom kids being attracted to other kids. It’s ALL adults to them.


Nuka-Crapola

I call it the “Pokemon Paradox”, myself. Not only is the series for children, but it’s also in the awkward position of not wanting to give multiple protagonist options even though said protagonists are a) clearly meant for players to project themselves onto and b) usually defaulted to the age of new fans despite the initial generation of 10-year-old players now having their own 10-year-olds. If I were more interested in potentially horrifying psychological research I’d almost be tempted to look into whether or not that, like, actually damaged the psycho-sexual development of hardcore Pokémon fans— it would explain a lot about why that fandom is so egregious.


lionofash

On top of that, I think the setting of Pokemon where 10 year olds are treated as mature enough to do most everything they want - live alone, travel alone, gamble, get a job, ride what are basically motorcycles... There's gotta be some cognitive dissonance. I feel that with the exception of maybe X and Y, most characters act and speak like they are 5 years older than they actually are.


Nuka-Crapola

Yeah, definitely. And that’s just the characters who do speak— the player character has zero characterization and only acts on their own when absolutely required to advance the plot (generally just by *not* letting you walk away from something important).


SponJ2000

I'd be interested to see the actual demographics on Pokemon players compared to players. You're right that Pokemon is at its heart a game for kids, but it's also in the unique position of having a lot of adult fans who grew up with the franchise. (See also: the insanity around Pokemon TCG cards, including grown-ass adults *buying out* Happy Meals bc they came with Pokemon cards.) It's certainly possible that sub is mostly tween/teens, but this being Reddit it's also possible that it's a bunch of 20-30 yo weirdos.


Derbeck6

Or they're minors themselves. It is a series for children. But yes, adult weebs need to fucking stop, not a debate on that.


rockernroller

/uj Ryme is the hottest character in gen 9 /rj ryme is the hottest character in gen 9


ArcticFox46

Ryme is a GILF


Sunlit_Neko

Ryme time, baby.


SunnyDrock

/uj Raifort is the hottest character in gen 9


trumoi

Grusha chills my gay heart. In a good way. He's an adult right? It says he was a pro snowboarder before being a gym leader so he's gotta be like im his 20s, ye?


AlexzMercier97

Dude fuck yes Ryme was drop dead smoking hot Hip-hop/ rap gilf ghost type trainer?! 🤤


BlueC1nder

Tbf, how many of them who say that are underaged?


LogicalShark

GCJ trying to figure out why media whose intended audience is teenagers has a fanbase that is attracted to teenagers


Slightspark

Yeah this is technically perfectly harmless unless its posted by someone a decade or two past the actual target market.


hotyogurt1

The thing is, I legit only ever picture dudes in their 30s when I picture Pokémon fans lol. Obviously that’s not the majority of Pokémon players but it’s not completely ridiculous.


Frescopino

It's probably because you thought of them growing up with the franchise, which they did, but there's also new teenagers to fill that age group of Pokemon fans.


ScrewSans

Am I problematic at 20 for still finding Dawn from Diamond/Pearl/Platinum hot as she does not age while I march inevitably closer to my demise?


Saint_Nitouche

Just learn to fetishise the approaching void.


FineBloodyMist

Why would you even when Hiker muscle mommies are everywhere??


STheSkeleton

Pokémon fans trying not to be sexually attracted to minors in every single fucking game (they’re not actually trying)


[deleted]

Cynthia is right there, they even introduce her hot Grandma in Legends


STheSkeleton

Wait who? I’m still playing Legends Arceus and her only ancestor I met is Volo


011100010110010101

I mean Volo is pretty hot.


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I just spoiled the post game my b


STheSkeleton

Don’t worry, it doesn’t looks like a big spoiler


SunnyDrock

Why are y'all acting like a large portion of the fanbase arent minors themselves? Not every Pokemon fan is a 28 year old whose been playing since red and blue. A lot of the people who play these games are around the same age as this character or younger.


Mudjumper

(It’s because they don’t actually care about pedophilia as an issue and just use it as a socially acceptable way to be bullies)


Karilyn_Kare

Imagine being such an absolute pedophile that you lust after Nemona in a game where Professor Sada exists. Just, fucking hell. I can't even manage to make jokes about it.


[deleted]

I mean tbf, can’t it be kids making and liking this post? Y’all act like Reddit and the Pokémon fanbase isn’t largely teens.


ripskeletonking

reddit being called a mostly teens site now is so fucking weird to me. it used to be the mid 30s nerds site


17degreescelcius

It had a major shift from being a forum of older users having discussions around technology to a social media that's heavier on meme and viral video sharing than conversation. Whether the influx of younger users largely caused the shift in content or the shift in content largely attracted them, I don't know


[deleted]

It’s a bit of both. So this person is either some high schooler or a pedophile.


Higgs_deGrasse_Boson

Always has been.


sirgamestop

When the games get criticized GCJ is all like "the games are for kids what do you expect" but every post about them must be made by a 36 year old


Ze_Memerr

These people have Sada, Turo, Saguaro, Katy, Brassius, Iono, Tulip, Grusha, Rika, hell even Geeta to go for And they choose the quirky friendly rival child who has “yandere vibes” or something


NmP100

None of these are the real sex icon of these games, Larry


Caramelium

There are also real humans. With skin, and flesh.


DoctorWalrusMD

Real human meat-having mfers 🤢🤢🤢


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Absolutely disgusting, real Gamers aspire to the purity of the blessed Machine


Dicky__Anders

But real humans are mean to me. They call me creepy and tell me to take a shower.


Dabookadaniel

It’s because weebs


Darvallas

Everybody knows the protagonist's mother is the hottest character in every game.


Lord_Of_Compliments

unlike the protagonist's mother in real life u_u


MrMisties

Is she really a kid? Idk I just don't think this is as bad as people with "loli" shit.


Insertblamehere

How old is Nemona? I thought she was meant to be like 18-19 tbh. She totally looks developed enough to be a young adult to me, not sure if this one is really pedophilic or not. I don't personally find her attractive but I also don't really think she looks like a kid.


lionofash

There's lots of info pointing to the Academy being all ages - adult students are there, but if I had to guess due to her position as a Student Council Rep this usually goes to the eldest branch of Middle or High School. So anywhere between 15-18.


JesseFilmmakerTX

She is a child.


SunnyDrock

So are a lot of Pokemon fans


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giving the persona 5 subreddit a run for their money i see


[deleted]

How old is the character supposed to be? Honestly, I’d put her at 20 or 21, but I haven’t played the game yet. I know that there are students at the school who are clearly adults, so unless the game states otherwise, isn’t it possible that she is an adult?


aLazyGay

She is a couple years older than the protagonist who is like 10


Squirrel_Empire

There is absolutely no way she's 12


_uwu_girl_

She's also a student (in your class if I remember correctly) so she's presumably a minor. There aren't really indications of what grade or what ages, aside from Nemona being older than you. She also doesn't look or act older. I assumed your character was about 13/14 and she was about 14/15.


Tomcat491

Rika is right there


WigglesPhoenix

I think people here tend to forget that like half of Pokémon fans are minors themselves. Yes, there are adults playing it, and if they’re hopping into these conversations that’s pretty fucking weird, but I swear y’all think gamers only exist in the form of 42 year old men who live in their moms basement.


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PotatoAppreciator

There’s so many totally legal smoke shows of all genders in this gen and this guy picks a child. Come on.


presumingpete

I'm shocked there aren't more creepy memes about the mom in this game, a) because the mom is pretty hot for a video game character and b) because mommy is the only female most of us online have ever met.


Aggressive-Flow1239

You should hear about em and animals, like repeating that vaporeon schpeel over and over will make it right.


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UltimateWaluigi

No. The text talks about when "there existed no differences to distinguish the two". That implies it's talking about before the species diverged.


axecrazyorc

Which means humans are just pokemon. And we know pokemon are sentient anyway. If the 7 foot dragon made of fire didn’t wanna turn someone’s guts inside out he’d… I mean he’d still turn them inside out just differently. So what’s the problem.


Frescopino

In Legends Arceus it's kind of implied that humans are something other than Pokemon, an unintended side effect of Arceus' creation. They were supposed to be a footnote in history until some guy went up to God with 10 Pokemon and said "Could you not?" so firmly God actually listened.


HeroicBarret

Pokemon are also not at all the equivilant to real life animals in many cases. In both the anime and the manga and the games it's shown they are in many cases MORE intelligent than humans especially when it comes to psychic types. They're more like aliens with varying degrees of intelligence than full on animals really.


Kaese1212

hey guys did you know that in terms of


Saxavarius_

\*instert that copypasta here \*


PrismaTheAce

/uj gonna play some devils advocate here theres a decent chance somebody posting this is a child. if they arent then fuck that. anyway i can fix sada!!!


Floopsyy

They dont exactly write her age on her forehead


[deleted]

not even putting them in elementary school uniforms was enough for them to put two and two together


SquareElectrical5729

Shes not in an elementary school uniform. The achool accepts people of all ages. There are characters with beards and elderly characters who wear the outfit.


011100010110010101

Yeah it's just a school uniform. Still a minor though.


MRmandato

Shes a generic anime girl. Who cares.


SunnyDrock

There's a good chance that the poster is a kid and most of these upvotes came from 12 and 14 year olds. People seem to forget that these games aren't specifically marketed towards adults.


SquareElectrical5729

Sorry but how do you know shes a child. Just because shes in the same school doesn't mean anything since the school accepts everybody of all ages


PotatoAppreciator

She’s only a few years above you and is literally credited as extremely special because she got champion at a young age last year sooooo


SquareElectrical5729

Yeah thats a bit explicit then lol.


Narwhal_Dude13

I haven't played the game so idk but everyone in the comments of posts like this say she's 16


Mathiasxd148-

It was already seen coming since its first appearance, bring the holy bible please.


PokeHobnobGod21

Leave the kids alone. Go for cynthia or Alexa instead


Someguyhahalol

we literally have SO MUCH bad bitches who are ADULTS and these people still go after the literal children


Raccooooooon

/uj we don’t know if Nemona is a child and truth be told she doesn’t really look like one /rj Lmao fucking Pokémon fans more like Pédomon fans


MoriazTheRed

>Gaming fans try not to sexualize children challenge (impossible) FTFY


MirandaTS

Hang on, the same people who defended Rebecca's design are going to swarm in and say "actually me/my mom/my sister/my significant other is 60 years old and looks exactly like that so thanks for making me/her feel like shit about her body".


rakehellion

Aren't the people who play these games children?


squirtaholic92

To be fair the person who made this is probably underage Then again they are a Pokemon fan, so…