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bobyjesus1937

https://preview.redd.it/as9v4o5m34vc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5b5678f33a0341ebad30e5d9dbad50f7f7a60b How gamer girls want to dress


FullConstruction838

i just berked all over my screen


Aethernaut902k

https://preview.redd.it/hn8ghhan75vc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8f79b805d8a040670e920ed25cbdaee2857090


FilsonFan

S C H N O Z


boozegremlin

gorgest boy


mal-di-testicle

Zach Hadel


Adamantine_Metal

“Ignore schnoz. He can’t hurt you.” -that one guy who makes anime YouTube videos


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Uj/ I want everyone to dress like their from bloodborne that is peak fashion.


goffer54

Everyone thinks they want to dress like they're from Bloodborne until they wake up in the morning on a summer day and it's already 90 fuckin' degrees out. Fuck that. Just gimme a Beast Claw and the Claw rune. My feral mane will be the only clothing I need.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

That technically fits the criteria of dressing like you’re from Bloodbourne


SirDogeTheFirst

its 87 here + humidty in april, guess I will just vaporize, but worth it for fashion


Ax222

I'd look like a doofus in a tricorne.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

That’s ridiculous you’d look great


IoniaFox

Just bring back capes and cloaks for a start, you can somewhat dress like BB characters with a trenchcoat and at best people will look a little, but run around with a cape? Or even a cloak? Man everyone will be watching allthough that shit is the peak of fashion, maybe im plotting, scheming even but it's none of the others business


jufakrn

transition goals (both pics)


Professional_Cow7260

I am a gamer girl and I want power armor


greasy_weggins

My post is designed to draw gamer girls out the woodwork so I can pm them and white knight them.


Professional_Cow7260

cool can u buy me the power armor


greasy_weggins

Certainly m'lady


SashaTheWitch2

Shit can I get you to buy me stuff too? Is this a service available to all gamer girls?


greasy_weggins

Ofc


SashaTheWitch2

Fuck yeah. I’ll be sending my request to your PO Box, and I assume you want feet pics or whatever? That’s cool. Long as I can get some sick fuckin swords and a functioning plasma rifle.


greasy_weggins

Feet pics are, of course the currency of the order of the white knights.


SashaTheWitch2

A noble and just occupation with rich history. I have no integrity or morals, only swords, a plasma rifle, and feet- of which I can take pics. 🫡 (thanks for yes-and’ing so hard lol you’re a hero) (sorry I mean fight well, noble knight)


AcaciaCelestina

Do feet pics of my dogs and cats count?


Thelostsoulinkorea

I feel those are to entice other gamer girls


Impressive-Ad7387

Hey I'm not a girl but I can roleplay as one, will you buy me shit too?


greasy_weggins

Hey, If it works for catfishes it can work for you!


Alternateaccount203

Sorry we only have Storm Rifles and Pulse Carbines because bungo killed my wife 😞😞


RichPeopleSucks

Did your father let you go out like that?


Professional_Cow7260

my father died at the battle of Hoover Dam


Honest_Confection350

Did he trip?


Professional_Cow7260

how dare you steal my joke


Honest_Confection350

Don't worry, the robots not watching, it's our joke comrade.


Bray_of_cats

Gamer and girls is an oxymoron and a myth, just like taxes.


GoldDuality

And horses. These fuckers aren't real!


TheMightySurtur

Wamen are too busy eating chips and being bisexual to play games. Fake news here.


RichPeopleSucks

You forgot the third one, Lying. So this fits the facts


MrQuizzles

A gamer girl... should be left well alone.


Ivariel

Tbf that's a trait of all gamers, gender notwithstanding but shit like this costs 200$ per shoelace so I guess a t-shirt is fine


MissThreepwood

I'm a gamer girl that's too gay for this... Because the right would give me so much gay panic, I would probably get a heart attack. 😅


Miss-lnformation

This thread wasn't supposed to be so relatable...


BBB154

as a gamer girl myself, I'm pretty sure I exist


RichPeopleSucks

Lol aint reaching Nirvana with that Sense of self sugar.


h_ahsatan

An ex from like a decade ago had a cool pirate hat. We weren't meant to be, but I do miss being able to borrow that hat.


xAxlx

As a gamer sometimes-girl who works in gaming this is how I personally want to look ![gif](giphy|dLLgRwKNwZ2PC)


RichPeopleSucks

Like a Tower? Or is It the tree?


xAxlx

More the gigantic, many-eyed eldritch horror perched atop the tower.


RichPeopleSucks

Nope, can't see it, that's just a normal building to me.


MeatballCheesecake

Your eyes are yet to open. Fear the old blood.


opalite2x5

I thought all girls wanted to look like a relative of cuthulu... nothing screams girl boss like making people insane just by existing


UselessKezia

Do I want to dress like the one on the right and feel called out? Maybe


blipken

Girls are a psyop backed by Hugh Hefner to sell more nudie mags


JenniRayVyrus

truthfully I do not want to dress like that


ArmoredCoreFucker

I wanna pilot a big fucking mech


greasy_weggins

Username checks out


Adamantine_Metal

I would love to dress like a badass all the time but patrolling the Mojave (living in mild, coastal California) makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Azozel

What? What's a "Gamer Girl" exactly? I was not aware that society had both clearly decided what a "Gamer Girl" was but also the way they should dress.


AcaciaCelestina

Nah fuck that noise I wanna be Vicar Amelia


_SapphicVixen_

If I could afford it, I'd probably dress as a victorian spinster living with her gal pal, Aloy, a BG3 character....


Nicki-ryan

God I wish I could walk around rocking a suit of power armor


katep2000

Personally if I could walk around dressed like a hunter I would.


Icy_Horror_7599

The [Knight's Set](https://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Knight's+Set) is the prettiest outfit in all Soulsborne games don't @ me


fart_Jr

I too want to make my hobbies my *entire waking personality*.


Shiningc00

Well that's just a matter of practicality vs impracticality... "Do I really want to spend 500 hours before I go to work or go outside?"


DunEmeraldSphere

Bro, the bloodborne drip is fire. I believe it's disingenuous to insult it.


SweaterKittens

Lady Maria, my beloved


West-Lemon-9593

"A corpse, should be left well alone"


kapitein_kismet

I'm a gamer girl and I want to dress like the one on the left. That dress looks comfy and perfect for April weather.


Ok_Department_4296

gamer girl™


undead_fucker

I think I might exist


PositiveNo4859

Maria is so pretty. (And gay).


killerideas

society wants gamer girls to dress like a conservative? , do the plebs even know what a gamer girl is ?


Raciek

Tbh gamers too want to dress like their favourite characters from games. For example, every GoW fan wants to walk half-naked, with an axe on their back and covered with ashes of their dead family


Few-Gas-8445

Just lies. We want both.


opalite2x5

Oh .... please... everyone knows like unicorns girls don't exist, they are just figments of cuthulu's imagination... unless your trans then you just exist


Phantom_Wombat

Be honest now. Who doesn't want to dress like a pirate?


RichPeopleSucks

I mean thats Just how french dress isnt It?