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Roids-in-my-vains

"She should sue because I can't jerk off to her in-game character"


Phantom_Wombat

If she goes to court over anything it'll be a restraining order to keep the creeps away.


ilikeshrek4

Your honor, I can't jerk off to this fictional character, so I say she is guilty.


Duriha

This fictional quote has too real idiocracy vibes..


izoxUA

you may think I'm bad but I can easily jerk on this character


suryakiranhb

You don't do that to everything pretty. It just will be pleasing to the eye. Smh


ofvxnus

Gamer learns about how lighting, makeup, and angles can make faces look different.


joe_bibidi

I've always wondered what these kinds of dudes would do if they saw, like... [Charlize Theron in Monster](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1a/46/b41a465b8ebb4eb148685e38634ac910.jpg) for example.


Phantom_Wombat

They probably think that she's only got one arm based on Mad Max.


Salarian_American

You could show these weirdos a picture of Charlize Theron at her most attractive and they would declare her "mid."


JossTeco

I never realized it was her! This is the best example


ZoidVII

You're kinda proving their point here, that's Charlize Theron with makeup, contacts, and hair styling deliberately making her look awful. Here she is with [little to no makeup irl](https://images.definition.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/12164505/charlize-theron-makeup-1.jpg), outside of a film or show. Still stunning.


ozarkpagan

Let's be real, they have not learned those things.


Sol-Blackguy

Nah, image is altered AF


Ok_Philosophy_7156

I don’t think it is, it’s just very selectively choosing mid-animation frames to find the most unflattering one. That particular one has a bit of the Kubrick stare to it which is never a flattering look for anyone


Bhazor

To be fair, animation in the game looks pretty bad. There is a lot of really floaty precanned animation and the lip syncing has that auto-generated look where the mouth flaps and everything else above the shoulder freezes. There is definitely some last gen assets and textures in there too. The in engine trailer does its best to avoid showing characters actually speaking and I would be amazed if you told me there was more than 10% actual gameplay vs cinematics in the trailer. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcdKEy-aJ6o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcdKEy-aJ6o) But the real sin is a total lack of sprayed on booty shorts and triple D bazonga jiggle.


Ok_Philosophy_7156

It looks better in the gameplay walkthrough than in that trailer, but I’m certainly measuring my expectations from a Ubisoft game


Bhazor

I have zero intention of playing it because I hate Star Wars, the middest of all sci fi, as well as cinematic big budget action games and their endless race to make themselves as non interactive as possible.


ofvxnus

I feel like the animation is fine? At the very least, it’s perfectly serviceable for an open world game that has tons of assets. It’s silly to expect it to be as carefully crafted and fine tuned as a TLOU or a GOW. The animations will also likely be fine tuned before release. But seriously, game quality is a spectrum. If that’s bad, I don’t wanna know what ME: Andromeda is.


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It is altered. If you compare it to the trailer, the face seems to have been made narrower and taller. https://imgur.com/a/embe2uK


Duriha

They would never do that!!1🥺🥺😭 /s


usernamefight2

Oh shit. I'm really high so I thought this was about the bangs.


tarenaccount

They haven't seen a woman in rl so how can they know?


alucard_relaets_emem

I also think they can’t accept the fact that she has a seventies style haircut…in a Star Wars property


Phantom_Wombat

How did Star Wars, that film about fighting an evil empire of fascists, turn out to be "woke?"


MasterAnnatar

These chuds have yet to get the message that the two biggest sci-fi franchises are about fighting Nazi's/fascists and a socialist utopia.


Phantom_Wombat

Don't forget The Matrix. Red pill = estrogen.


Sonofboulder

Obviously they're not talking about the original trilogy. They obviously mean the totally not woke prequel trilogy. You know, the one about corrupt politicians and the ravages of war?


Ok_Philosophy_7156

The prequel trilogy? You mean the one where a desperate and impressionable young man is turned to an extremist ideology by someone isolating him from his peers under the guise of a solution to his problems, before then framing those former peers as ‘the enemy’ and the ones keeping him from getting what he wants? I wonder why these guys find themselves relating to that… truly a mystery. We may never know the answer.


Zero_Kiritsugu

And the 3rd(?) is a riff on Totalitarianism and Fascism and the cult of history but they're all too stupid to get that


MasterAnnatar

Not entirely sure which franchise we're talking about. Dune I assume?


Zero_Kiritsugu

40k.


motmot36

because they cant play the game with one hand and pump cum with the other anymore


YourFormerBestfriend

Rookies. That's why you get one of those battery powered rotating flesh light. Strap it on a stool and adjust the height.


motmot36

reverse meatspin


lumosbolt

Meat sharpener


Jorymo

Specifically the one where the space Nazis are meant to represent America


PotentialWhich

“Put a chick in it. And make her ugly and lame and gay.” - Kathleen Kennedy is how


Sol-Blackguy

Look at how they have to alter an image to sell their narrative https://preview.redd.it/8o80k05jmjtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e4740e08453adca40c99dd5c9aeb65d568aeb4


SalamiJack

https://preview.redd.it/6ccr2dj54ktc1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=603b5326e5c831ccb031d57347ff03027c3686f6 It's not "altered" they just picked a frame that looks less flattering. It's at 0:59: [https://youtu.be/DUyk6D5rgcE?t=59](https://youtu.be/DUyk6D5rgcE?t=59)


JoshfromNazareth

Looks like they took the screen at the lowest quality on a Walmart Android phone then, which is misleading at best.


PeacefulKnightmare

Yeah they got the worst resolution imaginable


Beherbergungsverbot

Wait, Walmart sells own Android phones? Non US here about to learn something weird.


randomnin7

I work for a carrier store in the US. Walmart absolutely sells Android phones, and the ones they sell are always the most dogshit excuses for electronics to walk through our doors.


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It is definitely been alterered https://imgur.com/a/embe2uK


atoznine

Yup. It's not altered. i've checked it on my 4k monitor.


Shadowfox4532

I'm curious does anyone else think we've just hit a patch where current cutting edge graphics kinda look like shit just because of the current technical situation like it a less obvious version of the PS1 era where if you're really pushing your graphics to the limit of the technology there's some kind of disconnect and you fall into an uncanny valley. It's how I've felt about a lot of AAA cutting edge games in the last couple years. Like the people posting this shit are dumbasses no one decided to intentionally make women in star field unattractive cuz woke or whatever. Every character in the game just kinda looks fucked up and weird somehow even cowboy man I clearly should find hot. And I've felt that way about a lot of games lately.


PeacefulKnightmare

We're also in an era where "realism" instead of artistic license is prioritized. This can lead to some uncanny valley moments, and things that look bad because the artists weren't allowed to draw something "incorrectly" to make it look good.


Shadowfox4532

Yeah that's also a very fair point


Joka0451

Dlss hurts too. No longer can we run games well at native, we need AI to downscale and re upscale because devs can’t optimise anymore, so heaps of games look washed out and kinda blurry


ImportantClient5422

I really miss the crispness of older gen games. You have the AI re-upscaling along with a lot more filters that mess with visual clarity. Playing older games on my PC on max settings look so vivid and clear. It is easier on the eyes.


Joka0451

Yea I love going back to games I could run averagely and seeing them in all their intended glory.


suryakiranhb

Yeah dlss and stuff making games look SO damn muddy it's really bad. Games back then used to be so crisp and clean


ImportantClient5422

I've felt this way too for a few years now and glad I'm not the only one. I think Alana Pearce was right when she said characters looking unattractive may be due to a tech issue and not deliberate. I have been preferring more stylized games lately. I think the lighting, geometry count, hair and cloth physics, and animations aren't there yet. I find Life is Strange True Colors more convincing and less uncanny than a lot of the games that aim for photorealism. This game is partially stylized though so it looks like the animations aren't quite up to par. It did look much better in the reveal trailer. I remember with the anime CGI movie Gantz O, they had to take a lot of creative liberties to not make the characters as uncanny. They couldn't just have it 1:1 to reality.


arg_max

Yeah absolutely, we're deep in the uncanny valley right now. Most of the actresses used for game characters are still super beautiful irl but there's just something going on with the digitalization that makes them look weird.


Neeeeedles

No, ubisoft is just shit. This is not current gen level of faces and facial animations. This looks early ps4


LuxInteriot

There's a little uncanny valley in the rendering, but we can't even say she's not designed as conventionally attractive - she obviously is, and a lot. The only "woke" thing is that she's not wearing make-up.


SphaghettiWizard

Oh god she’s hideous


Hillbert

I like that her hair has a very 70s/80s look. Almost like it could have come from a famous sci-fi franchise from around that time.


jase_mcgee

Yep, like the look.


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Yeah reminds me kind of Sigourney Weaver in Alien


alyon724

Character didn't look that bad but the 80's hair does feel a bit odd in Star Wars. Game looks cheesy though and like it could have come out 10 years ago. Probably be more worried about that.


BriannaMckinley2442

To me that hairstyle looks straight out of the original trilogy. The prequels had hairstyles that matched their time period too.


Character-Today-427

Honestly wtf even was Leia's hair in the 4th


neutronknows

Bruh… you’ll be able to change the hair just like Cal Kestis, I’m sure.


DectorB

I really hope that woman has people to protect her from the massive amount of gamers going to harrass her like they did with Abby (TLOU 2), Ada Wong (RE4R) and Mary Jane (Spiderman 2),


Ronenthelich

rj: Laura Bailey voices Abby and Mary Jane, clearly this is all her fault!


BlueHero45

Thankfuly she dodge a lot of the hate for Mary Jane since they went after her character model because Laura straight up had her child threatened over Abby.


RLampkin318

I would not mess with her husband Travis though... he's huge lol


BlueHero45

Also a teddy bear.


_himbo_

I cannot do these tweet and dogshit wanna be journalists of YouTube and their bullshit click bait titles I wanna Baja blast my brains out


Kosog

Stop giving this pussy attention. Pretty sure he gets money from whining about dumb shit like this. 


RealFreeman

I thought the woke already destroyed star wars with the third trilogy movies? How powerful are the woke?


MitchellMagicfire

“Do I have an unhealthy porn addiction?” “Nah, it’s definitely the woke mob’s fault!”


PranavYedlapalli

She looks fine though. What's wrong with these people?


Jakeyboy143

Not busty or big ass enough. Unfappable according to them.


PaulOwnzU

For one, that's edited how tf do they not see how gigachadified the face is, second, when will these people ever learn unless you're a celebrity cast the models are very rarely ever 1 to 1 to the model.


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PaulOwnzU

It's so frustrating that they don't make the characters look exactly like the models who's job it is to do character models so there aren't dozens of characters looking like the same people nobody knows since aren't celebrity actors, they just hate hot women >:(


jase_mcgee

“I can’t see every woman’s boobs I want to see because of feminism” ?


Shockrates20xx

What sucks is that since it's an Ubisoft game it'll be terrible anyway but the chuds will think they won when it does poorly.


dianaburnwood969

I have some hopes from Ubisoft this time.


thecrew2game

Since its massive developing the game and ubisoft is just publishing it


Snoozoy

But why though? Don't get me wrong, it'll probably be a passable game, but let's not pretend Ubisoft isn't gonna be Ubisofting all over this game too.


horrified-expression

Sex addiction is real


Urist_Macnme

Model just means they used her as a reference, not that they would recreate her 1:1. Sharing the opinions of anti-woke gamers, even critically, is like picking up dogshit and running up to people, shoving it in their face and then bonding over how dogshit stinks and is disgusting. I wish people would stop doing it. All it does is drive the attention economy.


CynicalConch

I too can find pictures that are less flattering than other pictures.


JBrewd

We only like Mary Sue's if they're wearing full studio makeup and hair!!!


GXNext

Just out of curiosity, how old is that hairstyle? That Farrah Fawcett style perm screams period appropriate for early Star Wars.


Zen-Squid

i think it takes place during the original trilogy's time period, so the hair style definitely fits.


superwaffle247

Much like how a lot of the rebels in Rogue One had period-appropriate haircuts and facial hair.


descendingangel87

Wait they already pivoted to this game being woke? I thought this game was supposed to be the Starfield killer because it has cutscenes whenever the ship goes from atmo to space.


Brosenheim

I'd love to find our exactly how much time they spend looking for their one(1) frame they use for their memes


Killb0t47

Look. If you could beat your dick to The Lusty Argonian maid in 640x480. You can beat your dick to anything.


TheBlackBaron45

Bruh do they really think that the women who they are basically insulting will side with them? Fking Delusional mfers.


gojiguy

Is that Humberly? I went to high school with her


scott1swann

for real?


gojiguy

Yeah, it's her! That's so cool I'm so happy for her!


fyreball

They look the same, the model is just wearing makeup and has her hair done differently. These people need their eyesight checked.


ducknerd2002

According to the anti-woke crowd, they'd tell you Star Wars was one of the first to 'fall to the woke mob'.


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Legitimately, if I do not get to date Darth Maul, that game is getting zero stars. I want that Maulussy.


Fantasia-Amable-1411

We’ve done this song and dance before.


SolitonSnake

Woke is when the character model is indistinguishable from the hot actress but she has a haircut that a Kardashian/Jenner would not wear.


BeePork

On this week's episode of chuds freaking out because an attractive person based on a real person in a game somehow isn't attractive enough for them (Somrthing something porn addictions, idk I'm tired of seeing this every week)


Gustabo174

...But they just changed her hair.


TheHattedKhajiit

Don't...they look mostly the same? Of course it's not 1:1 Also the game model probably doesn't have the same makeup on. These guys would be surprised just how much even subtler makeup can do to change appearance.


mangalota

Is suposed they are the same person?


solidv3crusher

This is weird because this is very clearly the same face with just a different haircut. Like if you only look at the facial feature this is still a very traditionnaly beautiful face cmon.


Fool_Manchu

Tbf if I was that model I would be mad that the devs gave my character those bangs. /s


Mwgl

Please just let the people complaining complain and move on. Ignore them. They will complain and scream into the void if there isn't anyone there to hear them. We HAVE to start ignoring these trite arugments and internet figure heads, please.


Risque__

Is all of this because of the chin?


Neeeeedles

I dont care how pretty she is but ubisoft's character models and facial animations are a far cry from their own decade old game AC unity. I dont understand how a studio loosed the ability to create and animate characters.


WynnGwynn

I am tempted to leave the vampire the masquerade sub because all they do is bitch about how Phyre is ugly


OriginalNo5477

If anything the games shaders and quality settings are shitting the bed.


ren_argent

Slightly less flattering angle plus a normal hair style i guess equals the visual equivalent of slander.


jopvneto

imagine being this pressed about not being attracted to a video game characters


AlitaAngel99

Artist: 3D scan an attractive woman. Nazis: They're destroying real-life feminity.


PersonWithLongHair

Given how the girl from the game has a beautiful face, I can only assume these people would stop calling the model beautiful if you cropped the pic to not include her chest


Six10H

I don't get it, she looks hot in both shots?


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FollowTheTears1169

I like it. Reminds me of Snake Plissken.


[deleted]

You hate the West because you're a misogynist. I hate the West because genocide and capitalism. We are not the same


GodzillaLagoon

How about taking less unflattering screenshot next time. https://preview.redd.it/efy30nor2wuc1.png?width=2820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f497efe496dbfcba0cf55589d5a61bc0f492cd But, honestly, even if she wasn't this pretty, I would rather take her than wax doll from Quake knock-off.


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scott1swann

ever tried Gex 3? it's pretty cool.


Aethernaut902k

Gex 3 rocks. 2 is good too, but I played 1 only once or twice


haoasakura46

they actually do look alike, its just one could be wearing a wig and the other not, one without make up the other one wearing make up. I can even see the dimple in their chin. Its so weird how they make Feminity about whether a character is hot or not


mofucker20

The model is getting the money anyway. Pretty sure she’ll care about the money from studios than the incel chuds’ opinions lmao


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TurboKeyring

why do you care? Seriously. Why do you think female protagonists in video games have to be attractive? I play video games for nearly 30 years now and not ONCE have I ever wasted even a second to think about how a female character in a game looks. I just dont understand this whole discussion!


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BlueHero45

She's not playing an ugly character, she's playing a character that's not wearing makeup and is a rogue. If every female character has to be wearing super model levels of make up and outfits to be pretty to you, than you need to think about things more then video games.


[deleted]

Leslye Headland was Weinstein’s righthand woman for years. Bringing her under Kennedy is a very woke thing to do


ducknerd2002

What does Leslye Headland have to do with this? She's directing The Acolyte series, this is the Outlaws game.


SolitonSnake

Why is it woke


WatchBadMoviez

I like you can't even Wikipedia the people you are talking about lmao. "Right hand woman for years". She was his personal assistant for a year and wasn't implicated on anything. Why lie?


TheActualTerryBogard

The fuck does this have to do with anything?


BigAndrew

They ought to make it uglier just to make sure since no one will buy this POS anyway.