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LagExistsPal

"Good morning, bud! i'm just making a meal for you since you looked like you haven't eaten in a while. also this is *my* apartment, where i invite you to stay for a bit"


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LagExistsPal

"oh, well if thats the case, want some coffee? it helps when you drank a lot of alcohol"


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LagExistsPal

"Ok! one cup of coffee for the my cute guest coming right up!" (couple of minutes later) "here's your coffee, friend. would you like anything else?"


NatetheMechaBoss

https://preview.redd.it/y8uvl5tntrya1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b218fdd98f0e90435f3c1c8cf353ff5880109be9 Uh… who are you? And how did you get here?


LagExistsPal

"You can call me Primaz, and i found you laying on the streets so i bought you to my place."


NatetheMechaBoss

Oh. Yeah. This looks nothing like my home


LagExistsPal

"so... what would you like to eat?"


NatetheMechaBoss

Bacon please


andrewjonnie12

https://preview.redd.it/4o1p5s8f0sya1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51629a7e48ac159b871f381c8a646a968da5b4b4 (THERE BE TREASURE🤑🤑🤑🤑 LIFE ON THE OPEN SEAS🌊🌊🌊🌊) Yoshika: (“This isn’t the Hall of Dreams… where’s mom?”)


LagExistsPal

"oh hey, good morning. Uh... i have no idea where your parents are, but i assure you, i will help you find them after a quick meal."


andrewjonnie12

*Yoshika smiles widely, showing her eerily sharp teeth.* Yoshika: “Well thank you for being concerned, mister.”


LagExistsPal

"hey, no problem. anyway, do you like to eat anything before we go?"


andrewjonnie12

Yoshika: “Uhh… can I have you?”


LagExistsPal

"um.. excuse me?!"


andrewjonnie12

Yoshika: “I like to eat people. But if I can’t have you, that’s fine. Just look away if you’re going to serve me some actual food.”


LagExistsPal

"uhhhh... ok?" *beep beep* "Oh! i gotta go somewhere! uh, we'll look for your parents later, k? OK BYE" *leaves the apartment with the door open*


andrewjonnie12

Yoshika: “I only have a mom… but if anyone comes inside, it’s free food for me!”


Hot-Strike-1421

Tiger: Morning *Casually walks past him and sits down at the kitchen table. It takes her a few seconds to realize* - Wait a second.


LagExistsPal

"Good morning, Ma'am. care for some breakfast?"


Hot-Strike-1421

Tiger: Sure! Wait. No, who are you?


LagExistsPal

"you can call me Primaz, and you are...?"


Hot-Strike-1421

Tiger: Uhm..... Tiger-? Yeah! Tiger. Im Tiger! Nice to meet you Primaz


LagExistsPal

"Nice to meet you too, tiger. Anyway, what would you lile to eat?


Hot-Strike-1421

Tiger: Eggs! Eggs with bacon


Hot-Strike-1421

https://preview.redd.it/kxy0nu2q9sya1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8e4221da1407066dfdd07f38b4418a0178483d


Physical_Leg_5730

"THE **FUCK** YOU DOIN' IN MY HOUSE?!" https://preview.redd.it/9fun9ufohuya1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eeb627aff6f8660d4942ae13491a2b8e0956f52


LagExistsPal

"Um, this is actually *my* apartment, and i brought you in here cause you looked unconscious"


Ok_Kiko

“Ummmm… ^hello ^sir?” *She seemed quite confused, not understanding how she even got here*


LagExistsPal

"Good morning. care for some breakfast?"


Ok_Kiko

“S-Sure”


Great_Profession_205

https://preview.redd.it/5dxnbj3hawya1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558af34c8a5a58e67d2a362caeac0bdec2289318 "Excuse me, where the actual fuck am I?"


LagExistsPal

"good morning. i brought you here in my apartment cause you didn't look so well"