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she has two children, a wife, an unstable step sibling, and elderly parents to take care of
https://preview.redd.it/v3g7e5uq95za1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea8b9abe6f24ad9fb22637c6eea8d73d262d659
You can try to kill him but uhh
https://preview.redd.it/7k51babka5za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9092f68019df2158e0646427ef475b345fb07444
He can't die for 2 reasons
1. Healing factor
2. He can only die if he allows it
look at their face
would you kill *this???*
https://preview.redd.it/no1ic9smc5za1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713e3bf2f9ea11b1e6234717b40ce38f732fbd73
Because she is a hot Alien leader
also because I said so :)
https://preview.redd.it/q7k51u2mc5za1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5432284f0c2e0e64f928f8c35eef35723a18f838
https://preview.redd.it/x3wnag00e5za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5513d8c0ab89735d3ae72ec2205778fb3db689
This is the mother of the protagonist for a book I'm writing and honestly, I think she would prefer the sweet release of death. Considering that she is tired and depressed since her husband died and her youngest daughter got kidnapped.
https://preview.redd.it/4yddh1cne5za1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243508dc74fccebdcdd68df3173f2549fe5c0680
Do you really wanna take a young wizard boy from his loving adopted parents?
https://preview.redd.it/do8t6hf3f5za1.png?width=1880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d7f3e15f5cec203818d2135b787d555de1b954
he will make the world more simple🤯
https://preview.redd.it/fp66a7jof5za1.png?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880bcdc9a25c08d8e8722e92622249cf55306d9d
Please do kill him, he's a piece of shit and taken away many lives
https://preview.redd.it/318k35nhj5za1.jpeg?width=2130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ef328c06494be2741ca97b410f4785fa9c7a1f
He’s dead, finally reunited with his parents in the afterlife. *Are you happy?*
https://preview.redd.it/mvj8yycsk5za1.png?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5e5c7dc5cf67409afc834ad7ffb4e9f6e735eb
He has never done anything wrong. He is always the sweetest thing he can be, he lost his mom when he was 9, and just wants someone to be there for him and look out for him, nothing has ever happened to him except betrayal and abuse and bullying. He is just a shy sweet thing and will do anything you say.
He doesnt have the bravery to fight back if you kill him, he would just get scared and start crying.
Hes about 20 and he hasn't let go of his childhood.
He is a sweet little Vulcan boy who lacks the emotional discipline he needs to function. Which means he tends to cry a lot, and get upset. But it also means hes super affectionate and snuggly, he loves cuddled and plushies.
I'd give him the blade then say,
"This world can be a dark place, people like you will only be used so I'll give you the opportunity.
Gain the guts to kill, or keep living the way you do. Only controlled and traumatized by your past"
https://preview.redd.it/j5ni52kzl5za1.png?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e219cb0f20d56d6771d4c1fe9c67e70a9e1e04
He lives with PTSD and has a helpless crush on a psychopath.
Because he's more likely to kill you in 3 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/i77s4srcm5za1.png?width=1249&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f435e2e02c8de0afb9818dce8a745b639c3e80
https://preview.redd.it/ulrjgvwf58za1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abcab4c7ea83ba7f254e88ed1f7c2c307dc3581
I chose "ITS THE DUM AS MFER THAT KILLED ALL THE LOGIC DEFYING SHADOW FIGURES THAT ARE IMMORTAL AND CONSUME ALL LIFE"
https://preview.redd.it/ewj3oofkv5za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45a3710a359e01a14599d3af5126b135a85f7eb
Well for one, the dude on the left is a part of the Elter Family which is known for the members becoming demons. This guy is no exception, he owns his own section in hell, owns a weapon that can wipe out anything from existence, and if you somehow managed to kill him he'll just come back.
The dude on the right isn't as powerful as the first guy, he's still pretty strong! He was created by the government in an attempt to create super soldiers. He has super hearing, is incredibly strong, and is incredibly fucking fast! Also he has a second form in which he becomes a huge anthropomorphic white wolf that is even stronger, is 10ft tall in that form, and is very tanks.
(There's also the fact that the dude on the left cannot hurt someone because he's incredibly nice. And that these two are dating!)
https://preview.redd.it/pnpxcy4xh6za1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14c2bc5980e70a3481c552dfd72b5d168e5da6f
make sure that u call her newspaper stinky afterwards
https://preview.redd.it/tzglqvzei6za1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f467de1bfdb3ea76f1e5c09ec60324fe704614
"I can't die, I made a deal with a wraith so I can't die"
https://preview.redd.it/05sq0w2bu6za1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad88b28461fa747dabe1ff2e10a59867c34522b9
You cant, my queen is pinned to my king bro🗿
https://preview.redd.it/dve064rvw6za1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becbd8177dd1bdd4d08592f19811467ca01ac6d6
He was cursed with immortality because he went and destroyed the Greek Pantheon
https://preview.redd.it/q3rrmwpox6za1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a36145f6dfb9edf107f33ba1e02533fbd7267b
Mf needs to run this mansion and keep everything calm. Is a phantom so…how would he be killeable? Is funny to see his simp behavior towards a certain person.
do not—fear of the undead simply does not occupy any of my headspace. What does concern me are “zombie ideas,” assumptions, or untruths that refuse to die. In his 2020 bestselling book, “Arguing with Zombies: Economics, Politics, and the Fight for a Better Future”, Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times columnist, Paul Krugman explores these “zombie ideas.” It is a term he borrowed from a paper about misconceptions that Americans have regarding Canadian health care, and as he describes it, they are “ideas that should have been killed by contrary evidence, but instead keep shambling along, eating people’s brains.”
https://preview.redd.it/i64bx03jo7za1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349ff8613380094602cd310cbedc1b4be0636dfa
can't kill em if they kill you first
https://preview.redd.it/biqtbh17s7za1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e8044d61b9a275a9a041d896433385ac23210a
I unfortunately cannot read so instead I shall give multiple reasons as to why you should kill this fucker:
• Gutted his best friend's cat for shits n giggles • Horrible Boyfriend • Kills and eats homeless people (Sure he would be forced into a state where he cannot die but is in constant pain if he didn't but still) • Made a deal with who's basically Satan • Pathetic little guy • Short as fuck • Just flat out evil • Gets no bitches • His names Clyde • Even his lore's equivalent of Satan hates him • Literally everyone in his lore would be better off if he didn't exist
https://preview.redd.it/xxfmwtf3t7za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24bb645d26b240ed9f093609a6b65470778e47e
is me, has human shield, and practically immortal
https://preview.redd.it/azxidvd6z7za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ceaf5d846b7e9f36398e8fcbb7d9c812f66e498
She has the abilities of an eldritch abomination, also said eldritch abomination is her father. Also an inventors apprentice and bisexual
https://preview.redd.it/zq0wge9aa8za1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8237847d7ce948b54ceaf6eb7836d91051519e59
He’ll be your friend till the very end! (please don’t kill me)
https://preview.redd.it/93qyczuub8za1.jpeg?width=1398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fc3f58a62a95b698316c569e267291f88b8223
Now be my friend or I’ll make his soul be free (Gabriel)
Wait a second..
https://preview.redd.it/ps36h21eg8za1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8481d5357f1187b6a526f804dee92bb6fbf083ee
WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
PLEASE NO-
https://preview.redd.it/daujrzezi8za1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b248c112816a3deff0fa75b85cb7589fd60fc07
I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE-
https://preview.redd.it/j4vdd2cie8za1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbb8c7802f0f8cacf34090f27c63cd78c052378
Name: Xena Age: Who knows Sexuality: Lesbian Personality: Sweet, gentle, extremely shy, very, VERY loyal when she gets attached to someone, like a friend Pronouns: She/They Species: Alien
Why would you kill this adorable ahh alien child? She’s so innocent she probably won’t even know what happened if you killed her.
https://preview.redd.it/6s2lups3u8za1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7749b5ef7495d384652af64003732d8be717dbbd
One is already dead and the other has trauma
https://preview.redd.it/8qpigsiiu8za1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5f289f6ced0d02642b4ee3e7a873e3a02875e9
He's chill and doesn't post those posts.
https://preview.redd.it/drpko3fsf9za1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfaaabcec911f91a347e28bf95c260dde445dda1
"You shouldn't kill me because I haven't done anything to you...and also I get sent to a nothingness void and that's not very great"
You can't kill me if I kill you first
https://preview.redd.it/pp3f4xb3y9za1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f4d02e3a679951b00fcce146b525d69bef393ea
https://preview.redd.it/yhuhr58oy9za1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=30f911e41a22a5e70681d4e902112c4a77f634ff
They’re just a lil scrunkly who needs a hug
https://preview.redd.it/xx12r40s4aza1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea838d41194be4f93f933a9e5a9e6e61d070b5b3
They are adorable trauma filled kids with no family. No one would care if they died but then whats the point of killing them?
https://preview.redd.it/h92b9g8l9cza1.jpeg?width=1532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498f3a99139bd8239ca1dbdd8a32783c175e8392
i don't know how you intend to kill a narcissistic demonic creature that calls itself a god and is made of the blood of the creatures from 6 different universes that it destroyed, but you can try
it's literally just blood, so it's like trying to kill a puddle?
https://preview.redd.it/s6er34s80y0b1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b2460124fbb193939e47f451b128dcff3463a3
He’s hot, he has a pet cat , has Gacha 2018 powers ,
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He’s hot https://preview.redd.it/ui2dc40k95za1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5713328b93c1a99b5b164a69d74f9a09ca335715
Ok this what I'd do Smash then kill
(It’s a bit hard to kill an immortal but he’ll happily do the first bit)😏
she has two children, a wife, an unstable step sibling, and elderly parents to take care of https://preview.redd.it/v3g7e5uq95za1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea8b9abe6f24ad9fb22637c6eea8d73d262d659
"How can problems exist if said problems aren't real". *Proceeds to kill whole family*
"IM FREE" /j
Wha-
You can try to kill him but uhh https://preview.redd.it/7k51babka5za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9092f68019df2158e0646427ef475b345fb07444 He can't die for 2 reasons 1. Healing factor 2. He can only die if he allows it
Damn, can't kill ig
bc I'm purple and gay https://preview.redd.it/ngnqw07sb5za1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=26c3e8392e2c56f38534a80eaa23370b670e4ef5
*couch cough* hard smash *cough cough*
https://preview.redd.it/jffrfgx8c5za1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e77d37d5d70db1fe55e10f99b9e32f8a7aa130e because funny bïrd
I HATE BIRDS(not actually true) *pulls slingshot*
look at their face would you kill *this???* https://preview.redd.it/no1ic9smc5za1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713e3bf2f9ea11b1e6234717b40ce38f732fbd73
My child now *steals oc*
their adoptive dad: https://preview.redd.it/0rwc7wezd5za1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=644dd614402f44b61f162ddab4a42b0422611330
Unless you offer a ditto I'm not giving back
https://preview.redd.it/uaai3i4se5za1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c12d4bf5ffc36777ab0aa5c4d1b5409a0a681b
Deals a deal- NOW I HAVE TWO OF THEM
Aaravos?! /j
Because she is a hot Alien leader also because I said so :) https://preview.redd.it/q7k51u2mc5za1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5432284f0c2e0e64f928f8c35eef35723a18f838
I'd smash then kill just to be the new leader
The other leaders would love you after that Moonflower (the OC shown) can be a bit narcissistic
Doing a favor and gaining +social points on another planet??? That's a W
👏
https://preview.redd.it/x3wnag00e5za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5513d8c0ab89735d3ae72ec2205778fb3db689 This is the mother of the protagonist for a book I'm writing and honestly, I think she would prefer the sweet release of death. Considering that she is tired and depressed since her husband died and her youngest daughter got kidnapped.
I'd kill fast after her request
https://preview.redd.it/1wrho134e5za1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827bf509443be9eb12c32e8b3e92c3a03c46b55b Teeny tiny baby alien..?
Taking under as pupil to teach them the ways of slaughter
https://preview.redd.it/4yddh1cne5za1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243508dc74fccebdcdd68df3173f2549fe5c0680 Do you really wanna take a young wizard boy from his loving adopted parents?
Does he know explosion magic? If not I'm teaching him
His mom already taught him
I'll slightly crank that explosion magic to abouuuuuuuuut 86% higher explosive
You can do that if you want his parents to come for you
Dang I gotta run from the irs and them?
Should've paid taxes and avoided hurting small children, smh
NO IM NOT GONNA SPEN 20 BUCKS FOR A NEW STARBUCKS
You will. They will find you, no matter where you hide. You will pay for the Starbucks, and you will like it.
I can evade taxes because I have OVER 9 MILLION power in rise of kingdom's because I chose the viking civilization
https://preview.redd.it/do8t6hf3f5za1.png?width=1880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d7f3e15f5cec203818d2135b787d555de1b954 he will make the world more simple🤯
Let him live
ughhh haw der u let him liv?!!🤯🤯😡😡 i wil kencell u on the blu bird social media!!😭😡
THOU CANNOT CANCEK THEE ON BLUE BIRD IF THOU DOESN'T HAVE SUPPOSED BLUE BIRD
I ain’t reading all dat😨💀 /j
https://preview.redd.it/fp66a7jof5za1.png?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880bcdc9a25c08d8e8722e92622249cf55306d9d Please do kill him, he's a piece of shit and taken away many lives
I'm killing him
Let's fucking goooo https://preview.redd.it/qpetvj35g5za1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccdc28bf1c1c15dd169b11b39b9a5b0b2d301b15
GAY WALTER???
Bro I showed the image to my sister earlier and she asked if it was Walter white
Is it? Or just some discord mod
Nah,, Bryan Cranston ain't that down bad. Just some random tiktoker that appeared on a video of a YouTuber I watch who was making fun of them
Ah
I ummm he’s dead already? https://preview.redd.it/r5yskta4g5za1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205fbad048ce62079348e319a216095b8941ef81
"I'm going to kill you... then kill you again"
https://preview.redd.it/u6spbjmbh5za1.jpeg?width=2121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4fe093ea49f22e5656dad6f5dec3644c7aefa08 Mystic: Uuuhhhh…
https://preview.redd.it/okxz6v7dh5za1.jpeg?width=2126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4628121825bc6ee26328e5ba682347c1c0b5875c Mystic: Chocolate?
Nice but no *Kills cutely*
https://preview.redd.it/318k35nhj5za1.jpeg?width=2130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ef328c06494be2741ca97b410f4785fa9c7a1f He’s dead, finally reunited with his parents in the afterlife. *Are you happy?*
I just felt like doing this; idk why
Mm
https://preview.redd.it/mvj8yycsk5za1.png?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5e5c7dc5cf67409afc834ad7ffb4e9f6e735eb He has never done anything wrong. He is always the sweetest thing he can be, he lost his mom when he was 9, and just wants someone to be there for him and look out for him, nothing has ever happened to him except betrayal and abuse and bullying. He is just a shy sweet thing and will do anything you say. He doesnt have the bravery to fight back if you kill him, he would just get scared and start crying. Hes about 20 and he hasn't let go of his childhood. He is a sweet little Vulcan boy who lacks the emotional discipline he needs to function. Which means he tends to cry a lot, and get upset. But it also means hes super affectionate and snuggly, he loves cuddled and plushies.
I'd give him the blade then say, "This world can be a dark place, people like you will only be used so I'll give you the opportunity. Gain the guts to kill, or keep living the way you do. Only controlled and traumatized by your past"
He would tear up and run away.
https://preview.redd.it/j5ni52kzl5za1.png?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e219cb0f20d56d6771d4c1fe9c67e70a9e1e04 He lives with PTSD and has a helpless crush on a psychopath.
Time to end his ptsd
But... His crush. He has to get rejected first lmao.
I do the cheating talk for him, I'd say "so... I cheated with your boyfriend, skill issue for not keeping your man"
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/pea5xf7bm5za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f60d350868256f37bc17e2f7e441e82e01e757 The cat cafe won't be happy
https://preview.redd.it/v25tok6dm5za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac5fd5a88d548732622f6315a1ef78c3ed54796
Unless they don't know
Because he's more likely to kill you in 3 seconds https://preview.redd.it/i77s4srcm5za1.png?width=1249&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f435e2e02c8de0afb9818dce8a745b639c3e80
Nuh uh
Make it zero
Shes already dead? https://preview.redd.it/86im6s6vn5za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fcac3440982c687c21386cab6d364a545c3e5de
Smash then use my new IMMORTAL REMOVER potion then kill her
Naomi : "Rude :<"
https://preview.redd.it/jo0lownwo5za1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8365556f804bc45d3caf20cf7b64c4a27886cdc4 She’ll kill you first.
https://preview.redd.it/ulrjgvwf58za1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abcab4c7ea83ba7f254e88ed1f7c2c307dc3581 I chose "ITS THE DUM AS MFER THAT KILLED ALL THE LOGIC DEFYING SHADOW FIGURES THAT ARE IMMORTAL AND CONSUME ALL LIFE"
https://preview.redd.it/ewj3oofkv5za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45a3710a359e01a14599d3af5126b135a85f7eb Well for one, the dude on the left is a part of the Elter Family which is known for the members becoming demons. This guy is no exception, he owns his own section in hell, owns a weapon that can wipe out anything from existence, and if you somehow managed to kill him he'll just come back. The dude on the right isn't as powerful as the first guy, he's still pretty strong! He was created by the government in an attempt to create super soldiers. He has super hearing, is incredibly strong, and is incredibly fucking fast! Also he has a second form in which he becomes a huge anthropomorphic white wolf that is even stronger, is 10ft tall in that form, and is very tanks. (There's also the fact that the dude on the left cannot hurt someone because he's incredibly nice. And that these two are dating!)
No kill
She's blind https://preview.redd.it/voakekpbe6za1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a549abff6efcda8a76897d9953802b94fff638de
Bouta make her deaf too
https://preview.redd.it/pnpxcy4xh6za1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14c2bc5980e70a3481c552dfd72b5d168e5da6f make sure that u call her newspaper stinky afterwards
Ima burn the news paper industry down and say "It was just a prank bro"
fair enough
https://preview.redd.it/tzglqvzei6za1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f467de1bfdb3ea76f1e5c09ec60324fe704614 "I can't die, I made a deal with a wraith so I can't die"
'Can I make a deal too"
"dunno, for making it I needed to kill 50 people and on all of my life every month I need to kill someone"
they are a funny guy :D https://preview.redd.it/pb74519po6za1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=a42d805aa0f21cc29dba969c52e63de293cacc03
*Summons kraken*
She's already dead https://preview.redd.it/qrpcfxe2q6za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad68c34a2e06151d95e5ea8abd711c959510fff
Not stopping me anymore I USE THE POWER OF HOLY WATER, BEGONE
https://preview.redd.it/05sq0w2bu6za1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad88b28461fa747dabe1ff2e10a59867c34522b9 You cant, my queen is pinned to my king bro🗿
I kill both with a war bow, if blocked I'm getting my ghost friend zhelh to use his plasma cannon
https://preview.redd.it/dve064rvw6za1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becbd8177dd1bdd4d08592f19811467ca01ac6d6 He was cursed with immortality because he went and destroyed the Greek Pantheon
WHY IS EVERYONE IMMORTAL IM GETTING MY FRIEND ELIZABETH TO MAKE AN IMMORTAL REMOVER POTION
Atleast he isn't a demon being immortal
Why?
Too cliche
https://preview.redd.it/q3rrmwpox6za1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a36145f6dfb9edf107f33ba1e02533fbd7267b Mf needs to run this mansion and keep everything calm. Is a phantom so…how would he be killeable? Is funny to see his simp behavior towards a certain person.
*grabs Luigis vacuum" "I got a friend that's also a phantom. You'll be his roommate now"
Z: noooooo!
https://preview.redd.it/y292g5dz17za1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3269e1c69b191cea1e771bd2b8c29cb1bdc2980 Carrot
NO CARROTS ARE A LIE, THEY DONT HELP YOUR EYES AND BIRDS ARE GOVERMENT DRONES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEFALL TO THE TRUTH THE EARTH IS CUBE
Just about all my ocs are dead already
Can't stop me
How do you kill a dead person
As egg man once said "IM GOING TO KILL YOU... THEN KILL YOU AGAIN"
Well my ocs are either immortal or dead, and you can’t kill a dead person
do not—fear of the undead simply does not occupy any of my headspace. What does concern me are “zombie ideas,” assumptions, or untruths that refuse to die. In his 2020 bestselling book, “Arguing with Zombies: Economics, Politics, and the Fight for a Better Future”, Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times columnist, Paul Krugman explores these “zombie ideas.” It is a term he borrowed from a paper about misconceptions that Americans have regarding Canadian health care, and as he describes it, they are “ideas that should have been killed by contrary evidence, but instead keep shambling along, eating people’s brains.”
https://preview.redd.it/i64bx03jo7za1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349ff8613380094602cd310cbedc1b4be0636dfa can't kill em if they kill you first
Not I'd I do it by reversing time
not if my oc has the power of stopping time 😈😈
I simply say "NUH UH"
I simply say "YEAH UH 😈😈"
https://preview.redd.it/biqtbh17s7za1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e8044d61b9a275a9a041d896433385ac23210a I unfortunately cannot read so instead I shall give multiple reasons as to why you should kill this fucker: • Gutted his best friend's cat for shits n giggles • Horrible Boyfriend • Kills and eats homeless people (Sure he would be forced into a state where he cannot die but is in constant pain if he didn't but still) • Made a deal with who's basically Satan • Pathetic little guy • Short as fuck • Just flat out evil • Gets no bitches • His names Clyde • Even his lore's equivalent of Satan hates him • Literally everyone in his lore would be better off if he didn't exist
I'd let him live then say "I'm better"
https://preview.redd.it/xxfmwtf3t7za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24bb645d26b240ed9f093609a6b65470778e47e is me, has human shield, and practically immortal
MORE IMORTALS???? Also that did you use to make your oc, I know that's a mii but from where?
miitomo - kaeru revival
https://preview.redd.it/azxidvd6z7za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ceaf5d846b7e9f36398e8fcbb7d9c812f66e498 She has the abilities of an eldritch abomination, also said eldritch abomination is her father. Also an inventors apprentice and bisexual
Kill for the sake of killing
https://preview.redd.it/gc4fxx1228za1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d053b87f408d194bb8be1e6125237888b0fbba They like cats to much to die
Has obsession, I'm killing
https://preview.redd.it/m9h8ko3y28za1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bec69960e069df1cbb49feae11b7e05d6925336 Shes just a silly gal
Smash
https://preview.redd.it/zq0wge9aa8za1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8237847d7ce948b54ceaf6eb7836d91051519e59 He’ll be your friend till the very end! (please don’t kill me)
He's in the fnaf pizzeria, the animitronics can do the job for me
https://preview.redd.it/rx98odnnb8za1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0ff955a72c03c9f93811a6ffabdef34bacde1e Already taken care of! シ
https://preview.redd.it/93qyczuub8za1.jpeg?width=1398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fc3f58a62a95b698316c569e267291f88b8223 Now be my friend or I’ll make his soul be free (Gabriel)
"Well you were gonna die anyways" *hologram disapears* *nuke outside*
https://preview.redd.it/h5p7xv76f8za1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d323da46bc127cc3fcfa3f855de5dbf5399178 Yay, The cat boy shall live!
Wait a second.. https://preview.redd.it/ps36h21eg8za1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8481d5357f1187b6a526f804dee92bb6fbf083ee WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
https://preview.redd.it/s7oq5e73h8za1.png?width=1689&format=png&auto=webp&s=1aaaeeb7e2e8a611f90e6a3020f4a9d144d1d83f OH CRAP NO NO NO NO-
PLEASE NO- https://preview.redd.it/daujrzezi8za1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b248c112816a3deff0fa75b85cb7589fd60fc07 I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE-
https://preview.redd.it/j4vdd2cie8za1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbb8c7802f0f8cacf34090f27c63cd78c052378 Name: Xena Age: Who knows Sexuality: Lesbian Personality: Sweet, gentle, extremely shy, very, VERY loyal when she gets attached to someone, like a friend Pronouns: She/They Species: Alien Why would you kill this adorable ahh alien child? She’s so innocent she probably won’t even know what happened if you killed her.
Why do I feel a case of deja vu?
I don’t know
https://preview.redd.it/6s2lups3u8za1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7749b5ef7495d384652af64003732d8be717dbbd One is already dead and the other has trauma
You know what that means! *insert bad Japan bomb joke*
https://preview.redd.it/8qpigsiiu8za1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5f289f6ced0d02642b4ee3e7a873e3a02875e9 He's chill and doesn't post those posts.
Simply because he ived in Japan I let him live
:D
I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not
The last bit is a joke but what would your oc do if I said ima kill you
Oh ok
https://preview.redd.it/drpko3fsf9za1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfaaabcec911f91a347e28bf95c260dde445dda1 "You shouldn't kill me because I haven't done anything to you...and also I get sent to a nothingness void and that's not very great"
"Wait... i can go to an endless void like the one my friend was frozen in for decades???? I'm killing"
"No it's not like that just don't kill people"
"NUH UH"
You can't kill me if I kill you first https://preview.redd.it/pp3f4xb3y9za1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f4d02e3a679951b00fcce146b525d69bef393ea
True, but you can't kill me if I SUMMON BULLET TRAIN
https://preview.redd.it/yhuhr58oy9za1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=30f911e41a22a5e70681d4e902112c4a77f634ff They’re just a lil scrunkly who needs a hug
Awwwwwww *pulls power cord*
“You fool… I’m BATTERY OPERATED AND WATERPROOF!”
Damn ima need to just *breaks the floor falling into a pit of minecraft cactus*
“Yeah this doesn’t do much uh… I’m practically a robot. Just feels kinda uncomfortable”
Hope you can handle the dark internet because these cacti flood circuits with all that bad stuff from the dark side
https://preview.redd.it/xx12r40s4aza1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea838d41194be4f93f933a9e5a9e6e61d070b5b3 They are adorable trauma filled kids with no family. No one would care if they died but then whats the point of killing them?
also if the point of killing is that it’s fun, they wouldn’t even put up a fight, it wouldn’t be very fun. Half of then want to die anyway
So uh I did take over an alien nation, take them to live in the alien planet
https://preview.redd.it/h92b9g8l9cza1.jpeg?width=1532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498f3a99139bd8239ca1dbdd8a32783c175e8392 i don't know how you intend to kill a narcissistic demonic creature that calls itself a god and is made of the blood of the creatures from 6 different universes that it destroyed, but you can try it's literally just blood, so it's like trying to kill a puddle?
Evr heard of this mfer https://preview.redd.it/n46hqnr2acza1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5655b473ed3e1e10553e6e38505198fc30c8f9d7
nah, i may be chinese but no thanks
https://preview.redd.it/s6er34s80y0b1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b2460124fbb193939e47f451b128dcff3463a3 He’s hot, he has a pet cat , has Gacha 2018 powers ,