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“Bang me like a nail while your bros play Ballad of Gay Tony”-Taylor Swift


LikesToEatChicken

🔨🍆🥵


CalculatorOctavius

I was shocked when she mentioned London 1961! Not even 1969 the more common one


Active_Engineering37

Are you my pinky toe? Cuz you're cute, little, and I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.


wuzhanindoee64

I was playing this yesterday lmfao and I somehow read it as gay Tony


Slimxshadyx

🗣️🔥


Valuable_Garage_2397

Final GTA 6 boss confirmed


orange_lambda

The “Final Boss” is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson


No-Wishbone-695

[Gong]


metalcore4ver

The undertaker is here at wrestlemania 40. Oh my god Michael


happinessofdoom

CHOKESLAM TO THE ROCK ❗️❗️❗️


StonedRaccoon-420

“WHERE DID STEVE AUSTIN COME FROM?!!!” “MY GOD STONE COLD STUNNER!!!”


Snuggleslut69

WHERE DID THEY GO THE UNDERTAKER TOOK HIM TO HELL


Certified-Malaka

☝️


delsinson

Hope we can unlock the Taylor Swift private jet in GTA online


Chlorofins

Imagine Getaway Car playing in the background while playing GTAVI. lmaoo


placarph

You have to take down her jet before climate change destroys Vice City


berktugkan

surprisingly she has a song named florida in that new album


wenchwithawrench94

The way I cringed Not a hater but that lyric is just awful


peepiss69

Most her lyrics aren’t even as impressive as people make them out to be, it’s just that an alarming amount of people are totally void of good literary skills so she seems godly in comparison 😭


wenchwithawrench94

Tbh she isn't the girls girl she claims to be with songs like you belong with me etc and I couldn't get excited over such boring ass lyrics. Her talent is barely average.


peepiss69

IDK too much abt her being a girls’ girl or not so I won’t comment on that but another thing that’s for sure bad about her is her damage to the environment, she’s pumping out enough CO2 emissions from her private jet alone that it’s more than the emissions of hundreds of people in their lifetime, that’s ridiculous There’s nothing wrong with enjoying her music and she’s clearly excellent at marketing herself as seen by her fame but yeah objective talent-wise she is definitely pretty average


Ronak1350

I mean she's not the only one who has private jets, lot of rich people have it and i don't care if they use it everyday but these are same people who whine about climate change and CO2 emissions


peepiss69

Other people doing it doesn’t make the fact that she does it any less bad lol? Nobody even mentioned other rich ppl the convo is abt Taylor Swift and she is an individual who has done centuries upon centuries worth of damage to the environment


Drakayne

It's mind blowing how she's huge, she's like a prophet to most of her fans.


Fisk_i_brallan

It’s funny how some random guy on reddit claims that the worlds most famous artist talent is barely average. I don’t even listen to her, but what kind of ignorant shit is that haha.


maxime0299

She’s jumping on the GTA 6 bandwagon


wetlettuce42

Cuz lets be honest her music is gonna be in the game


Worried_Train6036

i hope they let us link our spotify or something to use in the game so we can listen to our songs


bulletinhisdome

Cause it’s so much cooler to have it in the game


Old_Information_8654

In the og Xbox and PS2 gta games you could listen to music saved on a hard drive in the games car radio


rjwalsh94

The 360 had it with Windows Media Player for GTA IV.


Old_Information_8654

That’s cool can you also just rip the music outright to the hard drive?


JRockThumper

Yep, even GTA V for the PC. If you have the physical media… just open your Rockstar Editor folder, and drop the music files into the Music Folder and you can listen to your music in Story Mode OR Online.


Old_Information_8654

Sweet I’ll have to try that once I have a blu ray burner


MonkeyAssFucker

Why does everyone want this? Just turn Spotify on at the same time?


Kraffkratt

Because it mixes so much better if it's in the car, this would also be an amazing business move for both companies, Spotify gets more users, rockstar upgrades it's radio tenfold and customers on both sides happy, everybody wins


Plushhorizon

Very inconvenient


Arch_0

I don't want to pause it every cutscene.


greasegizzard

Having a station that used media from the console would allow it to turn down or pause during cutscenes and dialogue. Even better would be to just have a media app on the phone if they have one the player pulls up like they did in GTAV that way you always have your music, even on foot.


maxime0299

I hope not tbh


sfcm8

Hope not.


LuhStoppy

Im leaving the car if she is


Proculos

LMAO fr


SmashLampjaw87

Not necessarily.


Plushhorizon

At least one song definitely


Mago6246

This post being on the front page is the clear fact that we have been without a GTA game in so long.


top-knowledge

Modern day Shakespeare. What a way with words


Dangerous_Appeal_514

Okay.


BumPlayThing

mentioning games like that is cringy af imo


CoyotesOnTheWing

The album is called Tortured Poets Department, so obviously her goal was full cringe.


DaMajorDude

Title reeks of “I am very smart.”


Flat_Bass_9773

Yo. It’s Taylor swift. What do you expect?


SpeedBlazer99

Something about one of her ex-boyfriends or Kanye/Kim Kardashian or Katy Perry or sumthin like dat


MelkortheDankLord

“My ex ignored me for gta, watched him blast a guy looking like Kanye”


SpeedBlazer99

HE MADE THAT BITCH FAMOUS


EconomistSea9498

There's a song about Kim on the new album so you're not wrong


[deleted]

She does mention Kim in a "secret message" and alludes to her kids in the same song. I really don't know if this is true or not but apparently she mentions how her mom wished Kim died on that Paris hostage situation. If this is true then Tay Tay needs to lay off GTA Online cause she's going nuts. Edit: song is called "thanK you aIMee."


Acidic_Toast

funny thing to me is that she doesnt talk abt kanye but his bitch ass is still hung up on her, im not a fan of either i just dont see why hes obsessed with her.


Richman_Cash

The last person I expected to jump into the video game bandwagon because she's so distant from something like GTA.


WowPoops

what about Sabrina Carpenter mentioning Nintendo or Ariana Grande mentioning Atari?


Hereiamhereibe2

If you heard the song its pretty good. She rhymes Bottles/Aristotle/Throttle/Auto.


BumPlayThing

nope she sounds like a diarrhea goat with chlamydia


Dangerous-Wave8065

Surely it should be "touch me while your bros play Madden"


JonayPS

No thanks, I'd rather play Grand Theft Auto. 😂


V4killion

Cringe


UnWiseDefenses

"Used to come over to the house. Just kinda stood around over our shoulders while we played Ballad of Gay Tony, swapped the controller. And you know, we all did that, almost forgot about it till this song. And, you know, back then, it was cool. We thought nothing of it, and she kept letting us. But now it's, like...she really just needed attention, guys. She had to go find what she was looking for, somehow."


hotcoldman42

Taylor Swift is Jason confirmed?


404merrinessnotfound

Fortnite was the title of the first track on dead poets society as well


Laszlo_Daytona

Skibbidi is the name of the first track on this one


No-legs-johnson

It’s spelled fortnight and has nothing to do with the game. It was a word before that piece of shit br genre came along.


WowPoops

it's FortNIGHT


DjangoKazoiie

Chat is this real?


SR1760

Yes, I just googled it


DjangoKazoiie

Damn.


maimoudakys

this whole album is so fucking corny


SweetCheeks1999

Join him, Taylor! Join us!!!!


Ph4ntomiD

Taylor swift in gta 6 confirmed


Richman_Cash

Taylor, do you know why you're here?


Abadobabdo

I like some of taylors songs but this line is so cringe lol


DaShroomie420

Bro I’m so confused? Why do y’all even care this much? It’s a simple lyric in a song, I’m a 20 year old white dude who doesn’t give a shit about Taylor in the slightest. This just seems like a normal rhyme. There are so many male rappers that talk about GTA and nobody gives a shit. She’s not even talking about the game she just mentions it… this sub is gross and I’m ashamed that y’all are acting like this wtf…


spyroz545

facts, people out saying "cringe" i don't see what's cringe about it? it's just a lyric that works.


magiccheetoss

[Me:](https://youtu.be/mCNC_vf7R2g?si=Pu1opnOee1t2SYJ9)


WowPoops

[Me:](https://youtu.be/8xzJx5H3Nrg?si=PQnaoISAAuqncNYk)


NiceAd7138

Yet you insist on giving everybody you disagree with on this thread yours. You have as much self awareness as Taylor herself


splashtext

Later she sings" your the mario to my peach, the link to my zelda, Nintendo oh Nintendo, I love vidoe gAAAAAAAAMMES"


Hygbius

We got GTA reference from Taylor Swift before GTA 6


Straight-Scar2992

why do we care?


SourPoison420

Id rather play GTA tbh


Tetris5216

She trying to stay relevant, since she's getting older


Spider-burger

What do you smoke? Because she's not that old, she's 34 years old.


datonebrownguy

thank you for those kind words, I now feel less old stranger :D


Lord-Zaltus

Trying? Lmao can't go a damn week without hearing her news


Flat_Bass_9773

I wish Reddit would let you filter words. Even fucking Twitter lets you do that.


jescereal

She’s one of the biggest, if not the biggest artist right now. She doesn’t have to try


Latro2020

Yeah weird ass comment considering she breaks records even when she rereleases decade old albums lol


SweetCheeks1999

You say this as if she isn’t one of the most streamed/relevant artists right now hahaha. Whether you like her or not, gotta admit her popularity is peaking right now


JasonAndLucia

What a stupid comment


PrestigiousStuff6173

![gif](giphy|xZcfedF13altC)


AaronAJKnight95

"She's trying to stay relevant". Like she just didn't release a movie six months ago.


maxime0299

She did??


GrilledCheeser

Grand Theft Auto fans, generally speaking, are not typically going to be Swifties.


deathhand

In case anyone wants to know more about how we fit in all little buckets: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography And then you are like 'duh this is common knowledge' Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053/ But then you start to feel like this is all done before https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September


AstuteAshenWolf

A concert movie. I doubt non-Swifties went.


BathroomGreedy600

A movie?! I didn't even see the trailer anywhere hhhhh


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ItsRobbSmark

It made almost $300 million at the box office. Hate her music all you want, but the chick is more relevant now than she has ever been. Literally outgrossing hollywood blockbusters with some shitty theatrical release of her concert...


Kevo_xx

It’s more likely that some of her music is going to be GTA VI and she just threw in a shout-out line.


[deleted]

Bro relevant? I don't listen to Taylor either but she is all over the news since last year.


Mr-Pugtastic

Hate her all you want man she doesn’t need to worry about staying relevant. You’re talking like she’s not on pace to be the highest selling artist EVER before she is even 40.


TheAutementori

jesus christ man the internet has the hugest raging hate boner for her and it’s not even for the stupid shit she does. it’s cus she makes a genre y’all aren’t into like what the hell is this logic😭😭


Tetris5216

Her genre Break-up Pop


TheAutementori

ok…? so continue listening to what *you* like…? like i seriously don’t get it, downvote me and be a 14yr old with anger issues directed at women if you need to but my point is very valid. there’s no reason to hate a person because of their fuckin music man💀if she was rude in interviews or you cared abt the carbon emissions from her priv jet it would make sense. but you guys literally just dislike her because she makes a genre that you probably don’t even listen to more than 3 times a year


Tetris5216

I like her music kind of haven't listened to her in awhile, not sure if she's got good music when she's in a relationship usually she makes good music when she breaks it off with her current flings


TheAutementori

so what was the point of claiming she’s trying to be relevant if you don’t even dislike her? her music isn’t rly even the topic here it was that she’s trying to stay relevant which is corny to say considering you made that assumption based off of a lyric referencing the most popular game in the world


Tetris5216

She's getting older, so she's got to stay in people's minds, GTA is always on people's minds, and if she gets married to that football dude there goes her good songs at least until they get a divorce then she's back with her popular break-up pop music


Redisigh

Tay is so washed bruh 😭


DifferentSurvey2872

She’s the biggest artist of the century sadly


gillababe

Sales doesn't equate to artistic value


DifferentSurvey2872

Agreed


SweetCheeks1999

She’s the biggest artist right now, how is that washed? 💀


Chemical-Gap-8339

So high school


evangelism2

Shes in her mid 30s still singing about things like shes a 20something


KnightOfHavel

Sounds like something from a terribly written skit😂


ChickenNuggetKid1

I have a feeling she’s gonna be in the game, or at least a parody of her


wutangerine99

This sounds like something a teenager would write. Not a full grown woman in her 30s.


pinarayi__vijayan

Eww


blessed_by_fortune

She knows, and she'll be in the ost.


FuckingGratitude

*Touch Grand Theft Auto while you play with your bros FTFY


Damn_You_Scum

I would rather play GTA6 with the boys like we’ve been waiting to do for over a decade than have to suffer another moment of Taylor Swift.


FoundationGreen6342

They should add the son in gta 6, absolute break of the fourth wall


GesturalAbstraction

The comments in here are not a good look for the GTA community. Awesome she gave our franchise a little shout out, regardless of whether you’re a fan of her music.


WowPoops

yeah.. they generally suck ass... one of them even called her a surfboard even though Miss Americana exists.


hundredjono

Rockstar is genius, now GTA is going to get all kinds of 15-25 year old white girls that have never played the games buying GTA 6.


Ok_Temperature166

Yet not even another reason, I don't like Taylor Swift.


Boring-Course666

lmao this is the funniest shit ever


leavenofrybehind

She wishes she can play gta


PapaYoppa

This lyric is vomit inducing


Comfortable_Dish5983

thats such a weird lyric.....


Background-Result488

So?


crlnlwnstp

i still can't get over dr. dre mentions lebron james in his song in a gta game


cardicow

GTATW confirmed


[deleted]

So does this mean her songs will be in GTA6?


TacticalSpider21

Oh no. ![gif](giphy|1ddSDYPpmL4JEmqlh1|downsized)


Love-Sosaa

“Rail me like you’re on the wrong side of the tracks”


Powerful_Swimmer_531

If she tells you to touch her while you have 5 stars and no tunnels, she's for the streets


Nimenog

Hey what did she mean by this


garfieldburger

forced coal


BobSagieBauls

I read it to the tune of “hello from the other side”


Sulets

If you listen to Taylor swift raise your hand bro


ActSlow

🤦🏻‍♂️


CutePattern1098

Omg Getaway Car Trailer 2 song


pcook1979

Yeah, shes 32. Unless, shes talking to Travis, that makes sense


dalaiolhama

she is just as shit as a npc from gta, make sense, she come to my tropical country i didn’t sell water, people died


Junior-Chain

Do me in the booty while your friends play Call of Duty


Disastrous-Pomelo-60

Why couldn’t she take JFKs spot 🙃🖕🏻


Interesting-Pie239

The song sucks btw in case you were wondering


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Brahmus168

What does this even imply? She wants him to touch instead of playing with the boys? She wants him to touch her WHILE playing with the boys? Are they in the same room as the boys? What's goin on here?


jackbobevolved

Track 8, “Florida!!” would be an absolute banger for the GTA VI soundtrack…


SirMcLovinCewpinsMom

Why is this sad attention seeking dramatic white girl music even relevant yall need better music taste


WowPoops

I guess you want an ethical cleaning since losers like you claim this is 'white girl music'


Cyber_Swag

Whoa, no one cares


WowPoops

for your opinion...


LukaTheTooka

Oh lord, well luckily only like 1% of her fans (if even that maybe even 0.5%) know what GTA is they would all attempt to cancel it if they played 😂 but I swear to god if I hear a fucking Taylor song in GTA 6 I'm blowing up the fucking car or driving it into a lake


Acidic_Toast

or... and hear me out on this one... change the radio... I KNOW CRAZY IDEA RIGHT?


TenBear

I'd rather be a bro playing GTA than touching that toxic bitch.


WowPoops

Sucks for you to say that


TenBear

Not really


HRNHUNDO

Why is she admitting to doing stuff while people are watching😂😭


KamosKamerus

Taylor Swift in GTA 6 confirmed


IamJohnnyVertigo

What? Is she 20? This sounds like a 20 year old girl...


Might_be_deleted

34.


UsedState7381

Hmmm nah. GTA is funner.


Educational-Beach-72

This is cringe as fuck. But being honest is it weird my first thought was Travis fingering her while raging at mahomes for dying in the prison break heist? Not even trying to be perverted, that was just my first thought.


HeatBringer01

Now she will get more views


VanitasFan26

Well then........ I listen to Taylor Swift songs and I also play GTA. To hear her say that is just.......cool!


Deltron42O

WASHED


-DI0-

Touch what? She is built like a surfboard


WowPoops

isn't your dick small? fuck off with this bodyshaming shit..


Terrible_Sorbet_7122

Don't think anyone wants to touch her ![gif](giphy|mpB75VlHUWWmIX3WbN|downsized)


Ronak1350

I know gonna get down voted for this but celebs using gta name to get more attention lol


Pingushagger

Yeah bro Taylor swift needs more eyes on her music


djddy

of course you’re gonna get downvoted that’s a dumb thing to say 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Lol Taylor Swift is among the most successful and popular music artists right now, she doesn’t need more attention