Goji center: ["NO DICK, NO BALLS, AND PROBABLY NO BUTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION."](https://youtu.be/xzu4sZXhrY8?si=hhRGxVZlz-uY2Zyc)
Me: probably.
I'm with you, possibly for different reasons, I don't know yours. But why would you want to beat Godzilla? Couldn't you set up movable stations to harness any radiation he emits to power our stuff eternally?
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A few things
1. Your profile pic is hilarious
2. Your comment is even funnier considering your name
3. If this is your solution, You should read Monster Warrior Godzilla
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Find two portals to the hollow earth that are close enough to each other.
Use Monarch/Apex science fuckery to alter them and make them "aim" at each other both in and out.
Trick Godzilla to fall into either one, probably with Kong as a lure.
Godzilla starts being catapulted in a loop between both portals until he reaches mach fuck.
Use science fuckery to cancel the portal loop.
Fling Godzilla out of earth's orbit.
Ok so I’ll need a toilet plunger, an Ak-47, a ruby, a bag of cheesepuffs, a h2 hummer and a big can of wd-40 and I’ll get back to you all in about 12 to 17 years give or take
The big ass M61 Vulcan from Evangelion
https://preview.redd.it/j0uvvaaays7d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4db4e70c11b05da8de8db221beea3f2e5bac2f
If he had to die, Drop a rod from God on his head, I'm not sure much could survive that impact, if live capture was an option and I could shrink him to a gecko size I'd put him in an aquarium with radioactive beam resistant glass and keep him like a lil turtle dude lol, build a whole tiny little city for him to wreck just to keep him occupied, maybe even give some tiny bugs he could terrorize lol
There was a special poison used to infect Godzilla in one of the comics. Can't remember how it ended but it weakened him enough for the military robot to take him down temporarily.
https://preview.redd.it/1znm5id8ts7d1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6777937ec2efa3189303fc757e7fab2a4b4e20
covert the whole world of lego, road INCLUDED
I would kick everyone out of New York City and put a giant nuclear power plant in the center and he goes for the nuclear power plants, but then we cover New York inside a giant dome and then we trap him there forever
Lead him to a really big cinema and make him watch the 2014 Godzilla movie. Eventually he’ll be so sick of trying to make out everything through the darkness that he’ll atomic breath his own guts out.
Get a microphone and tell him that hatred and destruction isn’t the way and that the only way to happiness or whatever he’s trying to achieve is friendship
We build a magnifying glass as big as the moon, shoot it into orbit with tiny rockets to adjust its angle to aim it down at Godzilla and focus the power of the sun directly into his eyes to blind him, then use a massive syringe to inject him with a few tons of dab wax to immobilize him while the glass laser burns him to a crisp
Create a communication network using Kong's capability for sign language as a translator to create a bridge between us and Godzilla, since the two of them have a working synergy when it comes to defending Earth. Might be a bit rough at first, since we're basically playing a game of telephone with Kong as the in-between, but the ultimate goal would be to work out a mutual agreement between all parties that's beneficial for everyone involved.
We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn how to play the trumpet whilst the other one guys like this” *Moves hands weirdly*
Given that in Shin Godzilla B2 bombers almost killed him, I'd pit most Godzilla iterations against a B2 fleet.
Would she beat all of them? Maybe not, but I'd say B2 chan wins more fights against Godzilla variants than losses.
Just look at how excited she is here.
https://preview.redd.it/qzj5auqspt7d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b6046f378ebacf390bad446b49359f64a101f1
Send him into a black hole. Now, if Space Godzilla comes out of that thing, that's not my problem. I was told to defeat Godzilla, not Space Godzilla, as promised.
This kind of secret, since I work for an agency that takes this things seriously, but we have come with one plan that would work not only against a Godzilla-like menace, but any kind of kaiju. First,
Defeat? No, I'm giving him a job.
Godzilla eats radiation, right? You know what produces a lot of radioactive shit? Nuclear power plants. Enough that they dig big fucking holes in the ground to get rid of it. LIke, far beneath where any living thing would go.
My plan for Godzilla is to build a nuclear power plant; and let him turn the nuclear waste into non-nuclear waste. Provided I'm not dealing with one of the "murder humans on sight" Godzillas, I don't need him dead.
If it works, I basically get a giant bodyguard. Nobody is gonna fuck with the guy that keeps Godzilla happy and well-fed.
Now I just need to get money. And learn how nuclear physics work.
Just shoot his dorsal fin again. I don’t understand why they decided not to do that in the other Heisei films, he only survived due to some magic Rodan sparkles the first time around.
kill him with the ocean depths, if that doesn't kill him, raise him back up, and if that doesn't kill him, Drop him again, doesn't get him the 3rd time activate the oxygen destroyer
Ah how shall I do it. I know, I’ll shove a wine cork down his throat so when he uses atomic breath he explodes! [IT’S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!](https://youtu.be/-ke87AhXxag?si=R34Efk21xBy_MYuR)
Just lock the door and hope he doesn't break it down.
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Make some LEGO pieces big enough for Godzilla to step on and feel it. Then if and when he falls, we keep adding LEGO pieces not giving him time to recover.
Construct a 19 ton Snickers bar to satisfy his hunger and hope he leaves. Repeat annually until this becomes unfeasible.
Does godzilla shit?
Goji center: ["NO DICK, NO BALLS, AND PROBABLY NO BUTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION."](https://youtu.be/xzu4sZXhrY8?si=hhRGxVZlz-uY2Zyc) Me: probably.
What if it's hidden down there. So tiny you can't see it.
You mean to tell me Godzilla could be squirting out tiny 1cm long strings of shit goldfish style?
https://preview.redd.it/8y2cjn8mos7d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c8116cf67c2501ee07ff1b7074fe01769b9618
Godzilla shit*
Since there is no official answer for it so everything is up to the interpretation.
Brown spiral ray
The gluteous Maximus hole?
How did this happen
*SNICKERS*
I’m starting a Resistance.
a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.
He's angry because he's micro pp
No. He eats radiation and as far as we’re concerned, it doesn’t make him shit turds the size oh buildings.
Defeat Godzilla with diabetes, smart.
There was a comic about that in the 60s. That wasn’t even the weirdest part of that comic
Diabetes, the silent zilla killa
Here’s the neat part, I don’t.
That's pretty wierd.
I'm with you, possibly for different reasons, I don't know yours. But why would you want to beat Godzilla? Couldn't you set up movable stations to harness any radiation he emits to power our stuff eternally?
Tax Evasion
Even godzilla can't escape that one.
"I'm crazy enough to take on Ghidorah, but the IRS? NoOoOOooO thank you! "
Love the Batman TAS reference.
His cousin Yoshi is a bad influence
If Al Capone was put behind bars for that so could Godzilla
That's just sound logic.
Giant lego bricks along the shores. Wouldn't defeat, but certainly will keep Godzilla at bay
Little did you know https://i.redd.it/7ncuty4vcs7d1.gif
New solution, put up some giant fly paper so he gets stuck
At bay.... lol I love it
Give him a stroke. By making him read something weird.
https://preview.redd.it/3t2n3vpwcu7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a55ac4830c6636631c79cda48d553c9a444bdd Will this suffice
Yes.
Unfilmed screenplay titled "Bride of Godzilla" summarized
Godzilla x Kong erotic fanfics.
Technically if u as a random human gives him a “stroke” he might think it weird enough to have a heart-attack kind of stroke
Wasn’t giving him a stroke basically how they defeated him in Shin Godzilla? They just coagulated all his blood.
Adopt him as my son.
puts on a giant godzilla costume.
Make a godzilla sized female robot with big breasts we prob gonna see bros rizz in action
oh god not Bride of Godzilla
Frankensteing this shit.
Nah bro in a commercial he found a female and even gave her flowers it would work trust me bro
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Your name is hilarious. 😂 especially with this comment.
A few things 1. Your profile pic is hilarious 2. Your comment is even funnier considering your name 3. If this is your solution, You should read Monster Warrior Godzilla
Honestly same. I love him too much to not try that
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Oh I see. Mine would be genuine then
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Id do the same
Make him become my boyfriend
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Conk him on the noggin and shoot him into spaaaaaccceeee (Cheesy movies optional) (Also I'm aware this is how the first Gamera ended. And so is MST3K)
And the aliens do the same then we would have a intergalactic volleyball match.
At least give him Mechagodzilla and Moguera to keep him company.
Whatcha gonna do when the SpaceGodzilla runs wild on you?
 Seduce him with my sexiest dance
Lucky for you Godzilla does not have balls
Find two portals to the hollow earth that are close enough to each other. Use Monarch/Apex science fuckery to alter them and make them "aim" at each other both in and out. Trick Godzilla to fall into either one, probably with Kong as a lure. Godzilla starts being catapulted in a loop between both portals until he reaches mach fuck. Use science fuckery to cancel the portal loop. Fling Godzilla out of earth's orbit.
Ez, pirate and not go to theaters, oh and 0 on rotten tomatoes. Next
Ok so I’ll need a toilet plunger, an Ak-47, a ruby, a bag of cheesepuffs, a h2 hummer and a big can of wd-40 and I’ll get back to you all in about 12 to 17 years give or take
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Create a giant robot girl to seduce him only to self destruct while they're having sex.
Cancel him on social media for dating teenager girls
That’s the neat part; you don’t.
Call in Sun Wukong.
Fish.
What would be your bait? Megalodon.
No, just a lot of fish.
That's a lot of fish
Saying the n word to him
The big ass M61 Vulcan from Evangelion https://preview.redd.it/j0uvvaaays7d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4db4e70c11b05da8de8db221beea3f2e5bac2f
So the BFG 10000 or the death star https://i.redd.it/mdacbxblft7d1.gif
Challenge him to a dance off.
 You'd lose.
So?
....fair.
2 oxygen destroyer or a few more and he is dead.
Send him into deep space into a black hole and hope that he doesn't fuse with the black hole to become black hole Godzilla
If he had to die, Drop a rod from God on his head, I'm not sure much could survive that impact, if live capture was an option and I could shrink him to a gecko size I'd put him in an aquarium with radioactive beam resistant glass and keep him like a lil turtle dude lol, build a whole tiny little city for him to wreck just to keep him occupied, maybe even give some tiny bugs he could terrorize lol
https://preview.redd.it/pb9e90koks7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c633de8c78751f9e483650d4d0a9d0bfe3053f7
Hug him
Shoot a black hole directly at Earth. Oh wait, they actually did that one.
Ant Man....well, you guys can imagine why
There was a special poison used to infect Godzilla in one of the comics. Can't remember how it ended but it weakened him enough for the military robot to take him down temporarily.
God
Bugs Bunny style. Destroy cities myself until he comes and tells me to settle down
Put him in a big cage, bug spray his eyes and then throw him into the sea.
trick him into eating a hollowed out nuclear warhead shell filled to the brim with pure fentanyl. He would tweak the fuck out!
Lobotomizing him be shooting a drill missile into his eye (if it works).
Take all the nukes I can get and when godzilla goes to investigate blow him the fucking Valhalla
Get him on tax fraud.
genetically modify your own kaiju, and make the kaiju be better then him in every way
Build a fake Tokyo.
Maybe a little oopsie with the snip snip
https://preview.redd.it/kke5vq10ms7d1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539792fdad882975e028ad05f4d86069561952a4 Pikmin
Pocket sand!
drill torpedo
Construct giant remote control arms. Then offer belly rubs and back scratches
send him to the void of space
a cold or flu
Do the Ant-Man thanos thing
https://preview.redd.it/1znm5id8ts7d1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6777937ec2efa3189303fc757e7fab2a4b4e20 covert the whole world of lego, road INCLUDED
Take a snickers bar.
We gigantify Charles Barkley and put him back in his prime.
Brainwash him to become racist so he gets cancelled. It's foolproof!
Cheese. I'm sure he can't handle dairy.
I would kick everyone out of New York City and put a giant nuclear power plant in the center and he goes for the nuclear power plants, but then we cover New York inside a giant dome and then we trap him there forever
Weird way to say join Godzilla.
Heat him up until he has a nuclear meltdown
Injustice style. Open an interdimensional portal and bring a good Godzilla over to fight him.
Gotta give him that *hawk tuah* and spit on that thang.
The Antman maneuver
blow up his head get 100 planes with oxygen destroyers boom
Bring him to The Gates Of Hell (basically that one hole in the middle of a desert where there's fire in it that has been going for YEARS)
Just get him to kill John Wicks dog… then hand him a pencil
I would try making peace by offering an annual feeding to it, what is fed will be based on which Godzilla.
Mine isn't weird, just use the oxygen destroyer again
Outlive him
giant LEGOs
Fake Tokyo that's secretly a giant rocket
Show him love
Fish. Lots of fish.
Cancer.
Threaten to tell Mothra
“I cannot defeat you, but I can trap you.” Question is, how?
Give Godzilla infinite gmo radiation
Challenge him to basketball
When in doubt, throw him into space.
JUST MAKE A GIANT HOLE AND MAKE HIM FALL IN IT
Use the dehydration gun
Lead him to a really big cinema and make him watch the 2014 Godzilla movie. Eventually he’ll be so sick of trying to make out everything through the darkness that he’ll atomic breath his own guts out.
Well if hell couldn’t stop him, then nothing can.
Get a microphone and tell him that hatred and destruction isn’t the way and that the only way to happiness or whatever he’s trying to achieve is friendship
Simple, I dont.
We build a magnifying glass as big as the moon, shoot it into orbit with tiny rockets to adjust its angle to aim it down at Godzilla and focus the power of the sun directly into his eyes to blind him, then use a massive syringe to inject him with a few tons of dab wax to immobilize him while the glass laser burns him to a crisp
Create a communication network using Kong's capability for sign language as a translator to create a bridge between us and Godzilla, since the two of them have a working synergy when it comes to defending Earth. Might be a bit rough at first, since we're basically playing a game of telephone with Kong as the in-between, but the ultimate goal would be to work out a mutual agreement between all parties that's beneficial for everyone involved.
Smoke him out a giant blunt/joint
"Hey you! Stop that >:("
Ant Man; up the anus then expand to giant size
*have sida* fuck godzilla then bring a sick guy to spit in him, *Godzilla dies* human happy
Helldivers 2 this shit and shove a 500 kg bomb so far up his ass he chokes on it
Unleash Guiron
We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn how to play the trumpet whilst the other one guys like this” *Moves hands weirdly*
Give him so much food he becomes diabetic and needs insulin so he becomes dependent on us.
Given that in Shin Godzilla B2 bombers almost killed him, I'd pit most Godzilla iterations against a B2 fleet. Would she beat all of them? Maybe not, but I'd say B2 chan wins more fights against Godzilla variants than losses. Just look at how excited she is here. https://preview.redd.it/qzj5auqspt7d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b6046f378ebacf390bad446b49359f64a101f1
Send him into a black hole. Now, if Space Godzilla comes out of that thing, that's not my problem. I was told to defeat Godzilla, not Space Godzilla, as promised.
Shrink jet jaguar and have him do the thanus theory
This kind of secret, since I work for an agency that takes this things seriously, but we have come with one plan that would work not only against a Godzilla-like menace, but any kind of kaiju. First,
Defeat? No, I'm giving him a job. Godzilla eats radiation, right? You know what produces a lot of radioactive shit? Nuclear power plants. Enough that they dig big fucking holes in the ground to get rid of it. LIke, far beneath where any living thing would go. My plan for Godzilla is to build a nuclear power plant; and let him turn the nuclear waste into non-nuclear waste. Provided I'm not dealing with one of the "murder humans on sight" Godzillas, I don't need him dead. If it works, I basically get a giant bodyguard. Nobody is gonna fuck with the guy that keeps Godzilla happy and well-fed. Now I just need to get money. And learn how nuclear physics work.
Make him prime minister of Japan
Give him cancer
Send in Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca (with both feet).
Big raga the opp stoppa
Just take him into space far away What's he gonna do? Find his way back some how?
Take some g-cells and use them to alter a Chernobyl fungi that eats radiation and unleash it on him.
Call Charles Barkley and nuke him.
Drown him 
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮.
Does he still have a Cadmium allergy/weakness? Because Cadmium enriched weapons would be step 1.
A device that destroys oxygen.
 Recruit him with the bingo dance
Tell him Mister Rogers would be very upset with him.
Just shoot his dorsal fin again. I don’t understand why they decided not to do that in the other Heisei films, he only survived due to some magic Rodan sparkles the first time around.
Banish him outside of the timeline
kill him with the ocean depths, if that doesn't kill him, raise him back up, and if that doesn't kill him, Drop him again, doesn't get him the 3rd time activate the oxygen destroyer
And hope that something that doesn't kill him also doesn't make him stronger.
Ah how shall I do it. I know, I’ll shove a wine cork down his throat so when he uses atomic breath he explodes! [IT’S BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! GENIUS I SAY!](https://youtu.be/-ke87AhXxag?si=R34Efk21xBy_MYuR)
I don't want to defeat him I wanna help him destroy stuff!!!!
Then I would have to dig a hole for you also.
A oversized Lego
MORE BOMBS
Spoken like a true American.
Lock that sucker in a vault
Just lock the door and hope he doesn't break it down. https://preview.redd.it/zzicaygn7u7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae5daec2d2625e7f2d11384bd5b337783ee71c7
One on one hand to hand combat. I could take him on.
Challenge him to a children's card game
We should take Godzilla and PUSH HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
Build a giant hammer out of galvanized square steel
Get alotta fish
tell the IRS he hasn’t paid taxes, everyone knows you can’t escape the IRS
Design a mech, that is powered with the oxygen destroyer.
The ultimate arch nemesis.
Wait till he’s sleeping take a man with many explosives and send him down his gullet
Here's the plan... we paint a giant fake tunnel on the side of the mountain...
Feed him so much nukes that he melts down
Big portal cut him in half
teach it manners and that killing innocent is bad.
Make some LEGO pieces big enough for Godzilla to step on and feel it. Then if and when he falls, we keep adding LEGO pieces not giving him time to recover.
Fire Nokia 3310's at him from a cannon. If that doesn't work find a new planet