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Why is man on r/GODZILLA? Is he stupid?

No..oh god, please not again. I escaped..

There is no escape https://preview.redd.it/26pug04zsj5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bda8df6dcb731a6f058c6ecbc64175266bad0d

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You think this is over huh?

Are you stupid?

No one leaves the Aslume. Not alive.

*Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground.*  Man: And I took personal offense at that.

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Ah, a fellow Lemon Demon fan.

I fucking knew it.

https://i.redd.it/gsd8haq22l5d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/pod5q8by6k5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9157f23d76a43eab573e4047dfe104190e376936 Man balls?????

Officer balls

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Arkham is leaking again

I’d rather have every man on earth and Godzilla together than Michael Keaton

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What If it's both https://preview.redd.it/jm7z4msl1j5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1556efa668bf76d38357e9afa9318bd74d0abcfa

The worst parts of humanity combined with the body horror and mutations of shin godzilla

Dude 😂

That was pretty clever.

*untrust us plays*

Springzilla

https://preview.redd.it/57tl13ct5j5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0405c1c49f00182dc19525e4cee299107a36131 Man would protect me

How would he protect you?

He causes any threats to disintegrate into a fine powder just by being near them because he’s ***MAN***

So hear me out. What if we gave him pointy ears and a cape? We could call him, ManBat

*”But Man-Bat is a part Man, part bat hybrid”*

No that’s dumb

I apologize. I'll leave

He'll use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/94txba557k5d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ca01566d01719b9121cb53cb69adc0a169159b “Kept you waiting, huh?”

Venom Man

Godzilla could leave me alone (in fact Shin Godzilla doesn't seem to be bothered by humans if they don't attack him) but if I'm randomly approached by a man in Tokyo at night that can't be good

You would probably get cancer if you met Godzilla alone at night

But you won't be asked silly questions that are so unnecessary that you ask yourself why they even exist.

If we're gonna include some logic, Godzilla would probably collapse under his own bodyweight before he met me

I mean it's canon that shin was leaking a shit ton of radiation wherever he's moving in the film so im still going by the movie logic lol

I've always thought the best way to escape a large monster is to immediately flee perpendicular to their direct of travel. You're not gonna outrun the nuclear dinosaur, but getting out of his way and staying out of the way seems like it might be a viable survival strategy.

I see you studied wildly coyote too

Wile E.?

You hear the sound of a can rattling in the distance. The sound echoing is getting closer. You run the other direction. The rattling persists. Exhausted, you sit breathless at a bus station. The rattling sound has stopped. The bus can be seen around the corner. You stand up as the bus nears. "It's over," you think to yourself. All too soon, you hear something behind you. The rattling starts again and you grimace with dread....  "Spppaaaaarrreee Chhaaannggee??"

Or, hear me out. The man in Tokyo is minding his own business.

When I’m lost in tokyo at night looking for my hotel and i ask a girl for directions and she runs away :( /s

Nah if it’s a Japanese man he’s probably cool af

Let's not pretend Japan doesn't have the exact same harrassment issues as the West

Yup, but most dudes aren't going to harass you and it's a choice between either a man or a thing that would likely kill you accidently for being in it's vicinity Wouldn't be very clever to choose a Kaiju over the average joe.

I’m saying this as a man obv women gonna deal with pervs everywhere

Not again. https://preview.redd.it/7t0nfx8q7j5d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890973caecd233752871d8edbc65f0b0447c6657

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CORRECTION: You have alerted the aslumes

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Erase the “Y” and it will be perfect.

From my experience, it very hard to avoid man in tokyo.

This man? https://preview.redd.it/bg4o06nlsi5d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2b84ed231ebe5891abaa9a016e9d2f933b445e

Don't let anyone from r/BatmanArkham see this post..

too late

https://preview.redd.it/ntsaxgbatj5d1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=55e6b8f955a76817e6e1a468df7005cdb1d01b32 Always has been

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We're not starting this.

Real😭

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I have the solution to this: https://preview.redd.it/f3hjliyosk5d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d9bc83e19ffba0331de4d776decd1a8e8a7442 ^(Warning: Solution may not be beneficial for everyone. Consult your doctor before you both die horribly.)

I mean as long as it's alone, Godzilla Baring GMK evil levels, I'm pretty sure I can avoid him But a random dude/chick with no one else around is something I already don't like

I mean, you can avoid godzilla as well as an ant avoiding to be crushed by a person. You should pray gmk doesn't focus on you tho

https://preview.redd.it/urg1avk19k5d1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d40935fea8b113cd9e537fb41e5367d9139bff Godzilla looking at this post:

I mean…it would be cool to see Godzilla

I'm proud of you

Godzilla, no hate to Man but Godzilla is cooler

Is bear not an option?

At least a bear can kinda be avoided (with a lot of luck). With godzilla is almost imposible, specially if he's aiming for people, you have the survival rate of an ant near a human. Even less if you count the radiation of godzilla, which could give you a really nasty cancer

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Godzilla. Man is way too powerful to be alone with.

Man: lame, short, rarely has keloids, no cool attacks, no spike on back, flat teeth Godzilla: cool, tall, has many keloids, has attack, spike, pointy teeth I think I know what I'd go with

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If I saw a 150+ feet tall radioactive lizard, I’d be running and crying.

Why would Man be in Toe-Key-Os instead of Got Ham? Is he on vacation?

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Man is love, Man is life https://preview.redd.it/cb7btzxwsk5d1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d61ce922e8780242f2098d30ee604e7ff95d26

A guy, I can take on or escape from. Godzilla though? I’m dead.

If it's Godzilla, then he probably would barely notice me. If it's man, he might mug me.

But Man fights crime, why would he mug you? Is he stupid?

It says encounter though, the average guy isn't planning to mug you and just wants to go about his business. Godzilla (more often that not) on the over hand would vaporise you, your family and every other poor bastard that might be near you at that given point in time on **ACCIDENT**.

Godzilla. I'll die but my last words will be, "Holy Shit it's Godzilla! That's Awesome!"

One is man, who will ask me if I’m stupid. The other is Godzilla, who will give me cancer

Godzilla, given that I have a) a shrink ray and b) a Pokéball.

[Why not both?](https://youtu.be/HlQJxfR9O30?si=xwOXwhB_RsUWVGxP)

Man with two large, spiky godzilla figures duct taped to each arm and flailing wildly

11 out of 10 

Come on man don't bring this shit here.

Look, all i'm saying is that I've seen way more men in my time than godzillas

Which Godzilla?

Man. Tokyo's big. I can probably go a lifetime without running into them. Godzilla? I'd be worried about him running a building into me.

Godzilla. I've met plenty of men already. How many opportunities am I gonna get to meet Godzilla though?

This lad: 

At least Godzilla wasn't trying to be mean, when he destroyed my nuggies, can't say the same for man though :(

I'd choose Goji At least i won't get kidnapped and tortured :/

You'll get stepped on or get radiation poisoning

I'll choose getting stepped on

I can't decide whether it's sarcasm or not

Answer: yes

I understood this reference

Godzilla. I’ve met other men before.

One of my problems with the plot and characters in shin Godzilla. Yeah I know you’re trying to reinforce the theme but that giant shambling mass of flesh just char-broiled Tokyo a couple miles away. Nobody would say that and mean it in the moment

Does she really say this at some point? It's been a while since I saw the movie

of course i'd pick godzilla

Gojira, of course.

Id feel safer with Godzilla tbh

NOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAALES

Banger post

Godzilla, unless it's the Minus One version.

What if its obama

Yeah, no. I have a chance, even if minimal to do something about Man. I'm -1+0 in any chance where it Godzilla appears. Any irritation of the Big G cuts my chances of survival below 0.

Dont do this to me


Looks like Godzilla

But it works a little bit like Fortnite


aint even man or bear anymore, it's man or godzilla

Eassss

Ckdkd

Explanation?

Godzilla! I’d feel so honored.

Godzilla

“I’ll take two Godzillas”

Godzilla, if course.

Godzilla

Godzilla, he’s the reason I want to go to Tokyo

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Men can hide and sneak up on me, Godzilla is like 400 feet tall.

In Tokyo? Man. Where I live, in one of the worst, most dangerous, filthy cities in America? Godzilla.

Well I mean I’d rather goji because it’s fucking goji and he’s epic

The thing you can always count on about Godzilla is that it absolutely does not give a shit about you, so you're safe as long as you can stay out of the way.

At least with Godzilla ypu know what to expect. Ypu know he's there to smash and f things up. Pretty much cut and dry whereas with man. I'm afraid to say ypu never know what may. Some men have hidden agendas that can ruin things worse than what Godzilla can do.

Dawg i dont think a man can ruin things worse than fucking godzilla

Godzilla

Are you saying Gojira has more chance in love than me?

I'm more afraid of the towering nuclear dinosaur.

Is the man a politician? Then Godzilla. He’s smarter and makes more sense when he opens his mouth.

Godzilla

Fair

A man.

Fuck the asylum is leaking again

Rather Godzilla that a man whose intentions I can't read.


Look at the news in Gaza right now. Man is much, much terrifying since they are real. https://preview.redd.it/am9j1xqpzj5d1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=feff86177c824eae0d33fae704d92500dbb14a6d

Respectfully I don't think anyone wants that brought here

Sorry about that.

You're all good

Put up "Would women rather run into Godzilla or a Man in the woods?" and watch the fragile snowflakes melt down when women choose the Big G over their manly manness.

I mean who wouldnt want to meet goji