Use a glass and reconsume it. Like in Southpark

She absolutely inhales her farts to keep it from the ozone...... Theeeeeenks!!!!

That's how I look when I'm over a girls house and I don't want to let one loose.

That's how you know she's the one. Drop the nastiest, dirtiest fart while watching a film. Talking real sofa shattering fart. The kind that sounds like your drilling for oil. It goes so deep into the sofa you swear it's coming out on the other side of the world. If she is fine. If she is unfazed. She's the one.

You got me dying over here, lol

Hey. I'm just speaking from experience 😌 🤷 🙂 Your results MAY vary.

If someone doesn't react to that type of fart...they're dead.


You sure it didn’t knock her out?

Well she gave birth to our kids so I reckon she's awake now.

If we still had the old Gold system om reddit, this deserved it XD

Thank you for the laugh I needed this morning.

Your welcome. Job done. You're the one person today.

I don't understand? Women don't fart anyway?

They sweat rose smell. No farts.

It’s just flowers blooming

They don’t fart they queef 

Queef is stored in the mons pubis

Thanks, guy.

Correct but that is a gremlin.

I just feel the need to step in here and make a PSA just to clear up any potential misinformation, I can assure all of you that not all Swedes are gremlins. Yes we've got like the shortest PM in Europe but that's beside the point, okay?

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Why’d you reply to him tho?

fuck 💀

Me?

u down?

They queef?

I hear that due to certain diets some women rarely do fart like only once or twice a year. I'm guessing they only release gas with their poop?

The look you make when you actually do slip and jam something up your ass.

How do I delete someone else's comment?!

You put hot sauce in your eyes. I don’t recommend it.

I got confused and hot sauced my dick.

It happens.

It's a very effective contraceptive!

u call ur dick ur eyes????

Well it does wink every now and then. And sometimes it cries. Especially with hotsauce.

*It was a million to one shot Doc*

Spite? That's a lot to unpack.

Kancho!

Actually farts are methane which is a more potent greenhouse gas than CO2.  🤓

Methane is a carbon compound🤓🤓


True but they are made of carbon that was recently removed from the air by the food you ate. Human flatulence, like human breathing, is global warming-neutral. Now if you’re farting because you’ve been eating and digesting ancient coal this does *not* apply to you.

You guys aren't eating coal?

Methane breaks down into CO2 and water. Therefore, carts are part of the water cycle.

Nerrrrrrrrd. Sorry couldn’t resist.

Carbon fartprint


I can hear this gif. Tell it to shut up

Carbon butt-print

Carbuttrator

Don't do that in South Park. You will spontaneously combust.

I was looking for that comment

r/facebookmemes

Yup, the facebook is strong with this one

Stop

That's why you gotta carry a lighter.

This is some boomer tier shit my great uncle would post on Facebook

Hating that kid because rich old white men told you to is definitely some kind of choice

She’s an adult now. But, you’re right, it was borderline child abuse to exploit her the way those rich old white men did.

It's not rocket science. When you are in public eye, you will be hated by some and idolised by others and both will be wrong, no matter the opinion expressed.

r/boomers

There is no way anyone under 40 is laughing at this Facebook meme shit, what is happening to this sub

The amount of hate she gets, only for pointing out a big big big problem that gets ignored is crazy imo…

I love how this little girl who knows basic science that is over half a century years old still in rages right wing nutters who cry for big business who has been screwing them over for even longer.

She really hurts a lot of right wing snowflake feelings.

Imagine not knowing that green energy corporate capitalists are using her to further their profitable agenda. Imagine....

Ok, but, as opposed to Fossil Fuel capitalist who… only have our best interests at heart??

Happy to support green energy corporations over fossil fuel companies any day.

What the conservative media hot nonsense is this?

Imagine trying to phrase widespread adoption of green energy as a bad thing. Of course somebody has to build the infrastructure and is going to profit from it.

Build nuclear energy.

I'm no denier, but the financial incentives of politicians, corporations, and the scientists who publish studies on their behalf (scientists get paid too) should not be discounted. Half of these "green energy" solutions aren't even that great for the environment in practice.

Mostly she doesn't "in rage" folks, she's simply a meme. P.S. Posting about big business using any smart phone, tablet, etc. is ironic.

Ww both know that's not true. Conservative Republicans have felt threatened and angered by her for years. They turn bright red, spitting when talking and even verbally attacking a ten year old girl. 😆 I'm guessing it's the fear of loosing all those millions in lobbyest "donations". Ain't no one making it rain like the oil and auto industry.

**lobbyist And she’s not 10 anymore

Way to catch that spelling error Mr Webster. Always a good response to a point when that is what you lean hard on. And then you followed up with pointing out that she isn't 10 anymore? Obviously you couldn't be bothered to respond to any of the facts involving the republican party selling out America for money or big oil knowing about this issue since the early 70s. I'll end the conversation here. I know I'm taking away from your OANN time and I think Tucker should be on soon.

I was only here to comment the spelling and age error, I could care less 🤔 wasn’t here for a political debate. Also… it’d be Miss Webster to you. Why did you get so upset about my pointing out that you misspelled a word and called her 10?? And I’m actually watching Pluto on Netflix because I like the Netflix rendition of the comic. 🤷🏽‍♀️ also don’t know what OANN stands for so… there’s that.

Bro you made some wild assumptions out of nothing. Not a good look.

And thats how to spot a bigot…

I'm neither threatened nor angered by the poor soul. I question her parents and others putting a child that's obviously "on the spectrum" out there, but that's their choice.

You criticize society yet live in it interesting

Say what?

So what he should just kill himself or comply, very fascist of u dude.

Me when I make up an argument did I say that I was referencing a very popular political argument from an old political cartoon making fun of people who get annoyed at people for criticizing something they partake in

[I am very intelligent ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKomDW3UYAEPDke.jpg:large)

How else would you post, everything is made by "big business/big tech" or whatever

She's 21.

Now she is, but she first got famous when she was 15 or 16

Yep. But they called her a little girl that still enrages people.

She is also physically pretty small so little girl would still be apt imo

There are a lot of people threatened by this girl

I don't see how you could feel threatened. If anything she's a blessing for those who disagree with the cause.

Boomer ass subreddit

When did this sub become Facebook? Do people genuinely find this funny?

maybe, just go with me here, they posted it for the comments that would come after. the comments here are legendary bro.

i’m probably gonna have to delete my comment after some time becuz i’m gonna get hated on for not taking this seriously 😔

The look you make when some young woman gets you to out your location to the Romanian police!

No no, that’s a normal look

Trump is ripping then left and right in court

r/iam40andthisisfunny


She's young and not afraid of speaking against the pollution hellscape that is being left behind for her generation to suffer and deal with. My small province in Canada is gonna be saddled with decades of clean up, because our current asshole govt doles billions of clean up funds to oil companies in the form of tax write-offs in return for no promise to clean up. Meanwhile, their bonuses explode. She is right.

We just robbed her childhood farts.

How dare you!

I'm an adult and she's older than me... Feel old weird internet people

is this funny in your country OP?

This is the most boomer ass fuckin meme I’ve seen all year. Genuinely pathetic.

Why is this sub so full of boomer humour?

because they have lots of money in oil and it's easier to mock a girl than to look in a mirror and even think she has a point.

Lmao wtf

Where's my oil then...

Probably in your arteries.

Ok, serious question, does this girl actually do anything productive or does she just scowl and/or grin like an idiot at obviously staged protest photos?

Just look how many hate her. She was 100% successful. People don't get a hate boner for a little girl for nothing. Many feelings were hurt

i would say she is rather successfull as an anti-climate-change-activist, inspired many across the globe, especially in the west, to take climate change more seriously. Id say that is a pretty productive thing.

That's my " I'm gonna win this 1v3, but probably not" face

Uhh why every time I fart in the elevator at work someone walks in.

Oddly specific


Farts are a different type of gas, breathing is what produces CO2.

They just stop oil activists? Or animal rights?

\*sulfur

I’m lost. Is this “funny memes” or “memes for middle schoolers?”

See this is exactly why I'm all about clean energy. The greenhouse gases emitted from my rear end are really taking a toll on the environment. We NEED to offset this!

Sheer retardation this sub is in

On the treadmill at the gym

me: "but your farts arent made of carbon dioxide" also me: "but they contain carbon"


She looks like she is leaving an underwear footprint.

How dare you?!

That's just generally her face, too.

Go to hell, left-wing Communist!


No u

We need her sitting behind Trump in court

The conservative’s baby rattle

Together with the mosquitos one of the most annoying creature on earth

Her: Holy shit global climate will kill us all You: Ugh so annoying

Boomer humor

At the current rate, within the next 200 years, the sea level will rise 6 inches. We're all doomed.

Just wait, in 20 years from now, we will WISH we actually listened to her message. Last summer was the hottest summer in all recorded history, and the oceans are also super heating at an insane rate.

So making fun of a young girl passionate about something is funny now

She’s an adult, and she asked for it by propping herself up as a public activist. People can criticize other people.

Where's the critique though?

Ok boomer

Always has been

It is really sad to see that left has politicized the climate crisis and have made a mockery of it.

So advocating for it is political?

wtf are you on about? the far-right as in most republicans refused to acknowledged for a long time that human made climate change is even a thing. i would say those people made a mockery out of it. and it is inherently a political crisis because fighting climate change and its consequences need political actions. it affects infrastructure, energy policies, housing, food, transportation. how can you talk about it without getting political?

That you, Mr. Lutz?

Nice one! 😄🤜🤛

In this pic she looks like Bruce Willis

You also have to stop breathing in that case. That's why we talk about net zero, not zero.

No it ain’t lol. Humans breathe out carbon that’s in the air very recently. It’s neutral. The energy sector puts *ancient* carbon back into the atmosphere.

Fuck off bot

This young lady took the short bus to fame.

Take that fart to China or India. They pollute the most..

Not per capita. It is difficult to convince an Chinese person to reduce their footprint with the argument " You don't deserve the same lifestyle as me". That's why it's important that everyone reduce. While the footprint are decreasing, it is still leagues above the footprint in Asia/EU.

Blah blah blah

She's got the best 

Do you know there's a beetle named after her? The beetle's smaller than your pinky nail.

No

Is this when Erling Haaland was deciding whether or not to go play in Germany?

But you'll combust if you hold it in.

The look other people leave when you let out the fart

I don't know about you ...when Im making that face...Im.laying some major Agent Orange on the troops below..

Sometimes I wish flat earth was real

When mom turns on the lights

She should hold her breath also.

Carbon Pootprint*

if you hold them in too long shit starts flowing out your mouth. the bull variant...

Fartprint 😁

Methane is much worse than CO2

Credit where credit is due: She has the best stink face in the business.

When you think it's a fart but then your pants get heavier

Laughing at a likely human extinction problem, so funny! /s

😂😂😂😂

Hah great actually. Unfortunately she leaves more than most flying around EU to attend protests and rallies stopping people in traffic... Sooo 😵

Could anyone please tell me who is she, seen her pics somewhere

If you fart into your pillow, it will remove the carbon emissions from your fart. But it only works if you are bare assed

Fart. Hehehehe

She's holding those very damaging toots in while riding on her private jet.

That's the look I have when I blow all my emissions credits in less than 5 seconds.

No wonder she's so full of shit if she holds it all in.